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RomanceRe: My Husband Is Too Hygienic, It's Driving Me Nuts - Mature Minds Talk by TrollTrap: 1:30am On Nov 15, 2016
These guys up here chatting shit have no idea how mad it is having a partner with OCD. It's like you can't even try be wild or something, they're so predictable. At first the behaviour is cute but as times goes on it becomes really frustrating.
People actually see therapists for stuffs like this cos there's nothing much you can do to help even if you've got fire poomps that's not enough to make him change.
Be strong yea
FoodRe: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by TrollTrap: 6:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
I was like you before plus I went to boarding school then..I swear I was same size from JS1-SS3 except I was growing taller which made me look thinner...my head no come help matter at all, the thing big die lol
But now, life don change for me. Just eat loads of chicken n chips lol. Big Mac, pizza n beans thank me later
RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by TrollTrap: 12:52am On Nov 09, 2016
Lucky guy...I like her skin tone
Hml guys
CelebritiesRe: Acehood And Partner's Halloween Costumes: Dress Up Like Two Nigerian Deities by TrollTrap: 12:26pm On Nov 01, 2016
saintCaligula:
So how did you guys know that osun and sango dressed that way?
Have you guys seen them before?
It was revealed unto us
EducationRe: Why The Drawing Of A Heart Doesn't Look Like An Actual Human Heart (pix) by TrollTrap: 1:10pm On Oct 31, 2016
If this is true then woooow, I've always wondered how absurd it is to call it a heart when it's shaped nothing like one.
CelebritiesRe: A Nigerian Photoshopped Gele On Rihanna's Head (Photos) by TrollTrap: 7:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
Wow she's got legs kiss
Maybe I'm one of the few that find legs really attractive in a woman
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Assists The Lady Who Cried For P-square To Re-unite by TrollTrap: 4:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
Fml she looks like two different people shocked makeup been doing madness since time Imo river
CelebritiesRe: Queen Adaobi Nzekwe's Video With Miss Anambra by TrollTrap: 4:19pm On Oct 22, 2016
Mehn so person no fit self-service with cucumber again smh sad
RomanceRe: 8 Words That Are More Powerful Than ‘I Love You’ In Relationship by TrollTrap: 3:09am On Oct 22, 2016
Let's go Paris
RomanceRe: 'My Stepmother Wants Me To Sleep With Her' - Man Laments by TrollTrap: 3:08am On Oct 22, 2016
My name's Trapp and I don't give a fück
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Reacts To Her Leaked Video. Fans React by TrollTrap: 3:01am On Oct 22, 2016
Whoa so there's a sex tape being bandied about and I missed it...
Oh wait, dark nasty poomps yea, ok I'll pass lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Rate My Bae (18÷ photos) by TrollTrap: 7:13pm On Oct 17, 2016
The person above me said my mind already
InvestmentRe: Investors Lose N432bn As Stocks Value Drops - VANGUARD by TrollTrap: 11:09am On Oct 10, 2016
Just when I was about to go into stocks
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by TrollTrap: 5:38pm On Oct 09, 2016
Zenlife:
Judging!
Is that what your pastor taught you today?
Not a Christian trait.
Attend bible studies.
right back at ya!
EducationRe: Your Primary School Wasn't Fun If you Didn't Come Across This>pics by TrollTrap:
Olachase:
wow you wouldn't believe it was today I kw what that girl by right hand side was holding is broom after how many years... I wonder how I passed my English then... thanks OP Buh I miss those days.. I miss my primary class mate.. I miss my school out of 25 students in class am the only boy ..... nw I feel like crying
Yoooo that's a pumpum ratio of 1:24....Baba I hail thee
RomanceRe: How A Joke Ruin My 2days Relationship With Her(pic) by TrollTrap: 10:37am On Oct 09, 2016
Your phone don't have me a migraine fam...had to stop reading after the first line.
Cool story bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Dresses Up As Courier To Hand In CV Disguised As Doughnut Delivery by TrollTrap: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2016
OP forgot to complete the story.....Yla didn't get the job still
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Answer The Prayers Of Virgins Speedily? by TrollTrap: 10:29am On Oct 09, 2016
Lol
#teamVirgin... my prayers get answered even before I say amen. Now that's speed. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by TrollTrap: 10:28am On Oct 09, 2016
So You're saying we must all go to church every Sunday? I personally cnt remember the last time I entered any church. That doesn't make me less a christian.
You're hellbound fam lol
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by TrollTrap: 10:27am On Oct 09, 2016
Cos I feel I'm being lied to
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji’s Brother, Gets Blasted By A Lady On Instagram For Boasting by TrollTrap: 8:37am On Oct 09, 2016
Lol @ you lot....I dey smell h'envy I detect malice
His sis made the family wealthy Na that's why I'm ouchea trying to make this money so my family won't have to work a day in their lives
EducationRe: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by TrollTrap: 8:35am On Oct 06, 2016
Lol some people on here being salty....it's still a nice feeling to have your face on a poster (positively o,lol)
CareerRe: Where Are The Great Microbiologist And Their Jobs: Advice,ideas And Experience by TrollTrap: 8:04am On Oct 06, 2016
lol I almost did microbiology in uni till I met a doctor who advices me to go for biotechnology instead..study biotechnology and then major in embryology he said. Got a place in uni then I decided it wasn't for me, the future prospects of an embryologist in naija looks bleak still so now I'm into IT hoping to run my own biz.
My advice to mcb graduates is, speak to a professional (probably not Nigerian, they're a bit narrow minded no offence) or just further your studies in something outside but related to MCB. That's the sad truth yo
FamilyRe: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by TrollTrap: 8:05pm On Oct 04, 2016
Yo oP listen to these lot and cop you a naija girl from the UK....when I get married I sure won't go naija to search, heck even my mums warned me against doing that lol. Listen fam, just don't go Brixton searching for one lol. Go them Peckham, Lewisham or Woolwich areas and check out the market or churches you sure'll find some 'nice' girls there....
Don't go wife hunting in naija, they'll do you dirt
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by TrollTrap: 11:28am On Sep 29, 2016
Hehe how far my people...
Ok basically I need help with going to Kleve. My flight lands in Düsseldorf Weeze airport and I need directions from the airport to Kleve. Please anyone?
BusinessRe: Naira Plummets To All-time Low Of 472/dollar by TrollTrap: 7:18am On Sep 29, 2016
Fück!!!
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by TrollTrap: 8:23pm On Sep 26, 2016
That's fücked up.... I'd bash the car tbh
RomanceRe: Woman Leaks Her Own Nak*d Picture Online by TrollTrap: 8:22am On Sep 25, 2016
Omo Na to become nude model photographer o....nuff pumpum dunknow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Hull City (5 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by TrollTrap: 6:05pm On Sep 24, 2016
People been sleeping on Lallana, he's sick af
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Hull City (5 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by TrollTrap: 6:04pm On Sep 24, 2016
I like the squad depth now...should anyone get injured we've got someone to take their place..#YNWA
Do feel bad for Karius tho, man was denied a PL debut clean sheet

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