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Next week I'm hitting the gym... I was meant to go with my boys last 2years but my body/money no set..next year we deya lifeeee

Man tried to pull a Mike Ross n got nabbed hehehehe

Nice bum still but your president is missing tho

omobritiko:
Am very glad to see this topic,Incase anyone can tell me what's happening to me too,I don't believe mine is a call but it's super weird...I will keep this very short.Most time I always know before my phone rings and I will know the caller and it's in a happened,happens more than 7/10 times,am not even joking a day before 2face made a vid about protest against government,I thought the same tin in my head and I woke up seeing him making a vid.I never know what kind of government they use in Thailand,I was busy few months ago and I searched online I could see it was a monarchy sys and they got a king,in fact oldest serving king in the world...the next morning I woke up I saw news about him being died,before then o never thought about Thailand in my life...basically there are incident that I imagine or thought of and it will happen right away or later on,I could be in the bath room thinking or I haven't heard akon in awhile and I will come on my phone first pic on my ig is akon...if u know what this is please tell me

Your own matter big pass oP own

Lol man said Onitsha 500k...u well??
Have u been to Onitsha, smh. Kano 3mil lol this guy

Privacy init

mhisbliss:
he's my twin and i enjoy his company more than any other company, his girlfriend is the one intruding

Lol this is d funniest thing..how can man say the girlfriend is intruding

Lol this Netter guy's joy n happiness wan make me travel go America

No pictures?? You man are wastemans

You must've had a really short list of what you want in a man.
I kid, I kid.

Ok who else here's in the Uk, we gaz snap picture and post on nairaland

Lol dem guys chatting about getting a Sennheiser for #200?...lol wtf
So you mean a sennheiser is sold for a dollar??

I just came here to see bweasts

Dating a bird like that'll keep a mans stress and insecurity levels on a hunnid

That's way too many bank holidays...tf

When I was passing through dark time I used to think I was depressed till I done a research and saw what real depression is... I reset myself sharpaly

How do you get high from drinking wine??

What do we think of Arsenal........ shite
What do we think of shite..........Arsenal

Seamareggae:
Mine said.... Unless I become a member of Jehovah witness....

Lol dem JW girls are always like that...same thing happened to my boy and he actually converted you know..lol
But he left her after he beat tho hehe

we were friends for like 3 years before we tried dating, two months in and she says we won't work cos the relationship won't lead to marriage anyway so why prolong the inevitable... dafuq
I'm still mad pissed. And she still expects us to be close friends.. wtf
Miss the good old days when I had no feelings for no girl till she came around. Nonsense Fuq

Baba I want to be exactly like you when I grow

I remember my first time...dem good times dere..
My boys are planning a trip to America next year, can't wait fam

Decepticon

The gag is, they don't fall sick...kmt

Ujuhot:
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.

At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.

Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.

You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.

Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.

In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.

6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.

You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her.

Written by @jaetomz


What goes around...

Wow this is most eye opening thing I've read in a while...plus I'm kinda going through similar scenario as the OP.

Currently in a relationship and this thread got man all paranoid n shît

Kyllahmc:
Ok i was super curious on why every single drug trafficker caught has to be an Igbo... I did some research and discovered that its just a propaganda...
Igbos are not the only tribe that engage in drug trafficking... But wonder why yall only see that almost all the time? ? ? Cos thats the sh!t yall wanna see..
You know, like Bermuda triangle, strange Kenya news and sh!t.. Thats how the Media works.
Modified: pls stop quoting me if you dont have anything reasonable to say...

You are wise

Am not understanding what this is...is he transgender or gay or bi or effeminate or he's just being totally weird
I've being seeing his face making the rounds on social network and I'm actually surprised you lot let this joke go on for longer than expected.smh

Some ignorant shít people chat on here