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So na our Nigerian blodas preek convert this girl
Wonders shall never end .

Check my signature on how to start a business with just 5000 naira and grow it.

Is it just my fake infinix phone or did Nairaland crash for a whole 10 minutes, please if you experienced it gather here before I throw away my phone.

okachie1:
So spot on! #word Naija don cast tey tey! Na who never live outside Nigeria go dey get hope say tins will be better. I bailed out tey tey

Congrats bro I'll be joining you soon

V

There is a huge line between make money
And working for money.

I can never be satisfied Working from morning till night for someone and go home with salary that's not even enough for me to save in a bank

Can't you see how this guy turned down making 100k just to joke around for an hour.
Now let your hands on your chest and repeat after me
Money must be made
Girls must be slayed
My parents will not trek again
My children will not follow my lane
So help me God.
Amen

My honest opinion is that anyone wasting time debating the issues of Nigeria has enough time to waste.
Nigeria is dead and the leaders are only there for their stomach.
We voted for buhari because he is the only one who wanted to fight corruption. Too bad that he is a tribalist dictator .
Now let me ask this question when we finally flush out buhari who will be able to beat the record of late President Ya'ardua.
As for me i have stopped shouting PVC, I am looking for visa, I cant make the Same mistake as my father

B

This takes me back to Boarding school when me and my guys dey peep for girls hostel.
One day as we dey the back of the hostel with our Vaseline for hand naso the security men see us, see running , the funny thing be say the security men follow us run , e be like say dem dey peep too

The girl was just teasing but it looks like chioma is on her period

GIVE HER LOTS OF MONEY.
CASE CLOSED

hi3:
Everything small everywhere.... No selling point

Too bad that most ladies are Presenting themselves as sex object, a woman selling point suppose to be her brains.

Beautiful big eyes I don't mind her looking at me like this
If you know you know.

Only on Nairaland that celebrity pictures make front page.
Only in Nairaland that someone Catching a snake means automatic fp
Only on Nairaland that one has to swear being a Muslim before posting on an Islam thread.

Oga seun do something please...

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Mariangeles:
The Sunday rice I couldn't post...

Kudos, but that plate looks like my own ooo

booqee:
My first food post

Dinner : spaghetti

Spagetti is one of my favorite foods it comes after Ewa Agoyin and bread,

Liftedhands:
Abacha @breadplanet
Happy new month pocohantas , happy new month everybody.

This looks beautiful, I can perceive the aroma through my phone

Mariangeles:
FYI; This thread was originally started by Nigerians outside the country... It's the best section/ thread on nairaland

Oga na play i dey play na, this is my best thread too I come here to feed my eyes when am hungry

Alaadin:
U dey give the guy mouth ?
We are all here cause of what we all love

FOOD

Dude I was just joking, am I the only one that understands what a joke is

cococandy:
not again

Should we leave? So that only Nigerians in Nigeria can keep posting on this thread ?

Dude I was just joking, I am planning to leave the country too, I just had my tuberculosis test at the IMO centre

It looks like this thread has changed from homemade food to Nigerians outside the country tormenting us. There is God ooo


Modified:
Please stop quoting me na joke I dey joke oooo
Hunger can cause some things

fineboynl:
I find this strange because fat big belle is big turn off and no no, I can't have he erection. I want to know how men have erection for fat shapeless women?

If the ass is directly proportional to the stomach then that's a turn off

But it the ass is bigger than the stomach with at least 20% difference then it's manageable

All in all na pussy man dey find

Myd44:
wait till you get to 18 before you open it

Thanks

HarunaWest:
Just dial *966#.....follow the instructions. After you have gotten your account number
head to the nearest zenith bank branch for documentation... Go along with a recent passport

Thanks a lot

ITbomb:
Walk into any bank with your two passport, ID card
You will be given an account opening form
Fill it and give them
They will collect the passport, then photocopy the ID and attach it to the form.
That's all

Before the day is over, you should receive a text showing your account number.
You then go back and do your BVN, no requirement
And finally your ATM card, cost about 1k, so you should deposit some amount beforehand

Note :
17 years?
Make sure you have a good simple signature you will use for life. Make it simple.

Thanks a lot for your answer, please i hope nepa bill is not required to open the bank account

Hello guys please i need information on how to open a bank account account
i searched the internet but no clear answer was given
i am 17 years old and will be 18 by september
i have a valid interntional passport too

thanks in advance

Hello guys please i need information on how to open a bank account account
i searched the internet but no clear answer was given
i am 17 years old and will be 18 by september
i have a valid interntional passport too

thanks in advance

Hello guys please i need information on how to open a bank account account
i searched the internet but no clear answer was given
i am 17 years old and will be 18 by september
i have a valid interntional passport too

thanks in advance

ishowdotgmail:
Yea I am

Bro Nigeria is not yet developed to support homosexuality.
Please keep it secret for now bruv, am not gay but I support the rainbow flag

sexybaby22:
Silver and Gold I have not,
But what I have I give to you,
In the name of JESUS CHRIST I command you,
Rise up and WORK!!!

You are a legend, I bow.