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Education / Re: Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2008
AKASHA WHATS UP? I KNOW U FROM THE BASKETBALL COURT, I PLAYED WITH 4 THE MALE TEAM WHILE U PLAYED 4 FEMALES AGAINST OKIJA, . REMEMBER? IF U DO HOLA @ ME
Jokes Etc / Re: Shit by truth2: 6:40pm On Aug 13, 2008
@ toluxa1
thats funnier than that low mentality joke by poster
Jokes Etc / Re: Look At What You Agreed To: by truth2: 5:56pm On Aug 10, 2008
[Seen it before but still funny. your management lesson is rubbishquote][quote][/quote]

me thinks u fancy urself as some sort of ghanian joke critic
Jokes Etc / Re: Before It Starts by truth2: 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2008
if u dont have humour then the joke forum aint 4 u
Romance / Re: Online Dating-why We Can't Find Our Soul Mate Online Part 1 by truth2: 4:55pm On Aug 10, 2008
arent persistent and aggressive the qualities of a man with a good sense of direction? knows what he wants and how to get it . . .

or u're looking 4 mr nice that dots n slaves ova u

sori babe i think u're looking 4 a waiter
Literature / Re: A Nigerian Story As Never Told Before by truth2: 4:26pm On Aug 10, 2008
patriotic piece with good sense of morals. . .

pardon my naivety but the bonny i know is in Rivers state undecided
Literature / Re: The Subtle Art Of Seduction by truth2: 10:17pm On Aug 08, 2008
sorry i didnt correlate btw the title and article
Literature / The Subtle Art Of Seduction by truth2: 6:45pm On Aug 08, 2008
hello 2 all aspiring writers on nairaland, heres to challenging your seductive genius. . . .

On a worn out mouka foam we sat, she with her legs crossed (good gal style) and eyes downcast, me perched on the edge of the bed holding her arms with my eager hands while staring at her nubile form with the dreamy eyes of a slave. a sudden draught of air blew in from the chaotic streets of port harcourt, four floors below, ruffling her blouse and revealing two hard dots on her chest. It was then i knew i had to make a move, with a heavy breath and thickened voice of a larynx twisted with lust

i said "Ada"

slowly those long eyelashes lifted uncovering oval eyes that told stories of her Nnewi upbringing, eyes that asked no questions, eyes that beckoned like a lighthouse to a sailor

this was the moment

slowly, i leant nearer, my lips found hers, tongues entangled, fluids exchanged, while my left hand roamed the entire 5,6" of her sensous length
meanwhile, my right hand explored her thighs with the curiosity and boldness of a child, it was a thing of beauty to see those panties slide off legs that'll make kelly brook's look deformed, with tongue slithering, i gradually made my way down, past that elegant neck, through those twin molds of joy(D-cup), across that perfect belly button, and finally to the honey hole, covered with weeds from many years of neglect. . .

with 0.437 pints of my blood pumping to my love muscle, alongsides a brain starved of oxygen, u'll agree with me that at this point it was pretty hard to think

and so it happened that just as i was about penetrating, i noticed her secondary school I.D and heard the raucous voice of an alpha male. . .

her FATHER

the end

i hope ya'll enjoyed it, now lets see wat u,ve gat wink
Romance / Re: My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 3:37pm On Aug 03, 2008
i hope this isnt some sort of feminist talk, if a woman is ready and a man isnt, who should be considered? well, maybe the lady, provided she pays for wedding, buys the ring etc. u dig?
Education / Re: Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 3:29pm On Aug 03, 2008
in reference to MR DUDU CUTE: the may be lapses everywhere but part of eradicating this lapses lies in criticism of it.

if ur father came to ur school to treat an issue related to u, would it be ok if the D.V.C slapped him? if ur parents and siblings came for ur matric and instead they were mauled by over zealous security men, would dat be ok? if as a parent u paid 250000 for ur wards tuition, and the isnt a P.T.A 4 u to voice ur opinions, would dat also be ok?
u try to sound tolerant on this issues but u r obviously ignorant
Education / Re: Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 12:09pm On Aug 03, 2008
''thats what makes men and keeps you boys''   mr CHUKKY76,i criticize the school not becos am biased,but in the hope that it would bring positive change. u didnt school there so u dont know the half, u r obviously a half baked emcee who thinks he can rhyme

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Education / Re: Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 11:20pm On Aug 02, 2008
sudden fee increments, food unfit for pigs, electricity problems during exams, cramped accomodation, 2 mention a few
Education / Re: Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 11:08pm On Aug 02, 2008
i fear none, i will speak the truth. laboratories without equipment? expulsion based on hearsay? final year students with missing 100level results? anyone who dares counter my views should speak up or forever hold his silence

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Education / Madonna University: The Truth by truth2: 10:57pm On Aug 02, 2008
Forget every other thing you've heard; this is the truth about a school that uses religion as a facade to commit unmentionable acts, unbaked lecturers, ignorant and abusive staff, a school that uses "redeemed" mental patients as security men, N15000 library fees for libraries that don't contain books, a deputy vice-chancellor that doesn't respect parents,, I can go on and on and on. Don't ever consider going there.
Romance / Re: My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 10:26pm On Aug 02, 2008
i feel if i dont give her an answer soon,she might start searching. . .should i just tell her my mind n hope she'll wait?
Romance / Re: My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 9:04pm On Aug 02, 2008
do women even know wat they want?
Romance / Re: My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2008
"ring tossing",c'mon,marriage is more than dat,a woman should know dat @ the rite time a man will propose,sending signals and issuing threats will only increase the pressure
Romance / Re: My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 7:32pm On Aug 02, 2008
am a recent graduate, and my galfriend has already started putting pressure on me,asking me questions like: "what is the future of this relationship?" "are u serious with me"? i love her but ,
Romance / My Fear Of Marriage by truth2: 7:02pm On Aug 02, 2008
is it just me or other men out there are also adversed to the idea of settling down with 1(one) woman?
Education / Re: Madonna And Igbinedion Post Ume Please by truth2: 6:18pm On Aug 01, 2008
as regards madonna, the university has a three batch admission system for the months of october,march and august respectively. BE WARNED: SEEK COUNSEL ON ITS STATE OF AFFAIRS B4 PROCEEDING,

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