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peleson: Beautiful woman

LOL

He got what he deserved. You know you have a case to answer then you go and commit the same crime again

daroz: chineke, which language be this?

Bros...I bow oooo![quote author=daroz]

farem: [color=#990000]
REASONABLE AND WELL-FED COWS DO NOT HAVE CAPACITY TO DECIPHER WHAT HUMAN BEINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND. MAD COW'S CASE IS WORSE. THIS IS DEFINITELY INSANE...
Niger republic and Niger state are not and can never be the same. This mental goof confirms that there are many mad brains on NL

Ah ah...Kili le to yen?

Mad Cow: WOW!!!!

So we mine Uranium in this country?!

Are we in Niger? [color=#990000][/color]

[quote author=groovie]Bros...I bow oh! Lol. E for take be where

deletrue: was only thanking the owners and moderator. You are most likely to be those i referred to in my thread above. You see, there is nothing as good as incalcating discipline in our society by really telling poeple like you how life is. From your comments, one can observe that your level may be too low, therefore, hinders you from comprehending the meaning and message my thread is carrying with it.

You're speaking basic English and INCORRECTLY too and you're calling me low? Hilarious!!!

VALID REASON...BONE SENTIMENTS.

WHO'D INTENTIONALLY GO WHERE HIS SECURITY ISNT GUARANTEED?

kulyie: So obuko ijoba wa wonderful.

Everyday amusing news keep comming up.naija for show where every one is a comedian and bokoharam is lord

LOLOLOLOL

deletrue: Seun, thank very much for disbaning me. I know that from now onward, you will give me a very close monitoring against your rules. But i want you to also know that it will be completely impossible to remain in this forum without telling some nigerians who they actually are. that will amount to using words that sounds insultive. Am sure you know who we are? If there is a particular country on earth that Is most confused, really complex, very far from being normal, highly corrupt etc are most nigerians. So, tell me Seun, how one can cope with these set of people without using abusive words, especially public forum where some will say and actually defend that taking water after food is an offence. Thanks

Kilo n so gan?

Who you be sef?

Wetin you dey talk?

You havent made an iota of sense...unfortunately for us.

nmagirl: Our Judicial/Legal system is one of the worst thing that has ever happened to this country. the most corrupt of them all (anyway that will be a discussion for another day). They don't have one single conscience!! Money talks, right? One day we will all stand at the judgement throne and the greatest judge of all will give the final verdict. Every one will be rewarded according to his/her deeds. 50k as bail for N8,500 goat? God is watching!

What do you even know that you are saying gan sef? 50k bail for stealing a goat isnt enough! The money isnt the issue, the value is not the issue, the actual act of stealing is the issue. If u get 8k5 bail for stealing an 8k5 goat then what is the deterrent against stealing? Everyone will just steal what he can replace. Simple.

Jetland: Pls 4giv dem, it was hunger dat warrants dem

So that they will not see anythng wrong in their actions and others can begin to steal other people's goats and expect exoneration because if you can steal the governor's goat and go scot free then who is any other person?

Then you will come to nairaland and complain about the lawlessness of the country.

[quote author=ola_pluto]He is likely a British citizen. Why must his roots be brought up when he commits a crime. Can we please have this label for Nigerians representing well in UK? Can we call Chuba Akpom a Nigerian too please, Christine Ohuruogu, Gabby Agbonlahor, Carlton Cole, Andrew Osagie, Idowu Phillips, Ronke Phillips are all Nigerians but never referred to as Nigerians. This guy probably has never stepped into Nigeria, so why call him Nigerian? His accent is a proper Londoner's innit![/quote]While you have a point, it doesnt change the fact that he's not a Brit. He's Nigerian. Citizen or not.

Kattylone: First, you'll know attention seekers when you see a post..
Second, we're all Adults I believe, so pls politely advice/Scold(I don't want to use the word "Insult" this lady..
Thirdly, my dear, anonymous or not don't post this kind of issues in places like this, if you really need help and you're too shy to see a doctor try www.google.com, you'll get answers..
4th: you're definitely pregnant with triplets and don't get an abortion!

I LOVE YOU!!!

[quote author=nadia_SA]By the way... While u goin 2 pickup pregnancy kit dont forget to pass by nearest clinic for hiv testing doll...[/quote]LOLOLOLOL!!! You're a WITCH!

sexyseun: I have always been very protective when it comes to s.ex, but right now i have a feeling that i am preggy. Been having serious headaches and feverish feeling for some days now and i cant just allow myself to see a doctor for the fear of pregnancy test, my dad would kill me if its real, please how can i confirm if i am pregnant without seeing a doctor? Then lastly, is it possible for someone to get pregnant even when the guy used a condom?

Very protective means you'd insist on Durex...doubled and Postinor 2 after the sex...to be extra careful, ud use all these during your safe period especially when you're having sex with a "stranger"

babarazy: what has end time got τ̅☺ do wit this incident?

Bros...I taya o

Sunnycliff: Wonders keeps never ending! Ugly woman too bad, beautiful woman wahala Whats the way out!

Who taught you English?

Francheezy: so piple still dey play game



:O..xbox one kor
.
htc one nii

Dey der make pant dey wear you.

[quote author=T.S] My brother, E go beta...[/quote]

adaobi123:

That was my initial reaction. LOL

godjohnson: ps4 wen am still playin ps1

My brother, E go beta...

smothly: Why didn't Nadia Buari quits acting?,when this yoriyori princess is claiming she's too pretty??.
She quits that her so called job because of her parent wealth(ole,thief,barawo),mtcheeeew.

Who taught you English btw?

Many guys are hating out of beef. Make she open every every for dem now u go see change of heart and mind

bennieman: #95, Seriously! Are you in Nigeria?

LOL...For real though!!!

ffo: what is ur proof? I AM NOT.

I feel it. You're a gay jor!

Mojibola: People are more familiar wth the glo advert giving it the name....of course i'm not distuputing yur statement...except the "LIE!!!" part.

Ok. Thank you for not DISTUPUTING my comment

ffo: No! im not and i cant be!

You are jor!

Lilimax: Honestly speaking I like the way Southern Moslems practice their religion. They are very peaceful and tolerant.
How come the Northern Moslems are so violent .
I think they need to be re-educated

Education and exposure. Even the very educated northern muslims are calm too. The south is much more enlightened by the north and thus the muslims understand the need to seek fulfilment and joy from peacful means.

ffo: thanks bro. i like ur profile pic

You sure say you no be gay?

tobtap: glo advert gave 2003 accord it EOD nickname...if u guyz can remember...

LIE!!!

End of Discussion was the Slogan or catch phrase on the Honda Bill Boards for the car...Had nothing to do with Glo

Abujafood: What of tortoise car or catch fire! It seems People name cars based on what they look like or what they are known for!

Thats a no-brainer!!!

Logicboy03: Wrong!!

First of all, how did your christian gospel arrive in Nigeria? Was it not through slavery?
How is it not idolatory also when most churches have crucifixes? Do you need the cross to worship?


Is Yahweh any better than Sango?

You claim that your forefathers' religion is ignorant but your slave master's christianity is not? Tell me, is it not ignorant to claim that a Jewish man (Jesus) died and ressurected in 3 days when we know that it is medically impossible? Is it not ignorant to follow a religion that clearly supported slavery in the past and enslaved your own forefathers?


1 Peter 2:18
"Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh."

Let your mouth be driving rough there because you want to sound philosophical. When that yaweh scatters your life you'll come back on your knees a helpless wreck.