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See as the wife don bleach her life commot.

Dang!

And her eyeballs are brown. She no try.

SirElaw: Hahaha...This dude is freaking hilarous

@op you deal with girls, I deal with ladies. You can have 100 girls but I'll make one lady my girl.

You and your weak flows.

chukwuma101: A large cache of money. Eloquence. Handsomeness. A little bit of biceps.

Babes dont send looks o.

They care more about packaging.

Lorlaahlozz: I can't play this game,because I don't know how to lie

You're the winner!

Oh okay. So i suppose to make it complete we should just convert Heaven to a place of minimal value and do away with all the good and opulent ornaments so that we can prove that as Christians are supposed to be humble.

Humility doesnt mean you should live in penury. Infact the true test of humility can only be when surrounded by riches and wealth. What choice do you have but to be humble when you are poor? ...Not like our poor people in Nigeria are even humble sef.

Mist100: This may sound funny. I know the rains bring a certain degree of inconvenience but there are advantages associated with the rains. My views are from one who provides wedding video and photography services.
1. The african skin isnt camera friendly because dark colors absorb light while bright colors reflect light. This explains why europeans appear photogenic in movies and pictures. So whats my point? During the rainy season, your skin is hardly exposed to the darkening effect of the sun hence a natural and harmless lightening or toning of your skin occurs. This makes your photographs and videos come out bright and crisp.

2.Guests are calmer during the rainy season. Heat makes everyone uneasy, restless and unkempt. I have been to events where everyone is busy fanning themselves and praying for the ceremony to be over.

Even with AC's on full blast, the fanning still continues. In such a circumstance, photographs and videos come out a bit scattered with fake and stressful smiles in your pictures.

So you may consider fixing your wedding on a day with mild rains.


SOURCE http://weddingsbymax..com/2014/08/its-obvious.html

IS THAT IT? SMH

MissMeiya: If it wasn't Sawyer, it would have been someone else. I guess that person would be evil, crazy, and terrorist, etc.

Yes, blame the dead person. Not the Ministry of Health, Not Immigration and Border Control, not anyone who actually has any responsibility. A good government will have someone publicly take responsibility and apologize to the nation. But in Nigeria, they blame a dead man.

One man. Vs. A whole Nigeria. That's very pathetic.

AH ah. I know you na. Ehen. I was wondering. I just remembered where from now.

You're the one whose mouth can smell like this ehn. How you dey na?

You actually made a point sha.

Bye.

Evathyst: Ds got me rolling on d floor. 4get dt 'okpata' wey dt guy dey yarn. If his family members were to be among doz infected with ebola, I'm sure he wld av used a more devastating word. Whr was he wen d British masses celebrated d death of Margaret Thatcher wtout any respect 4d dead myth? Anybody who acted d same way Mr. Sawyer acted is nt only crazy bt stupid, useless, moronic,nd i m b e c i I l i c.

I like your armpit **covers face**

goldfish80: Am ashamed of the president's utterances. His language lacks candor. He's the President of Nigeria not president of Ariaria market traders association.

You sef...I know your type.

But thats none of my business.............................

HarrveySpecter: Little wonder Nigeria is in the state it is. The way Nigerians celebrate mediocre, is just unbelievable. What happens to being professional and using professional terms?
We all know what Obama must have thought of Osama, but we don't see obama calling him names in public? Putin get America/obama for mind, but he doesn't call them/him names in public.
Besides the man is deceased, he deserves a little bit of respect.

Baba leave story. I know your type.

You go dey form decorum, maturity, etiquette. Una no dey drink, no dey misbehave, dey tuck in everytime dey speak english.

When time reach na una dey march una househelp for corner, dey lamba small female ushers for church and sales girls dey beat your wife.


Lol......................................i dont know why I said all that sha but you strike like that kinda guy.

Nor vess

Goddex: So, Lagos state govt is contributing only land? They are even fraudulently inflating the cost of the land.

Why were these Louthmouthed APC supporters of APC running their stinking mouths with lies of Fashola building a Lekki seaport if the actual financing is to be done by GEJ and a foreign investor?

supporters of APC lying since 1521

Talk like an educated man. Someone who can reason issues out.

Thy are providing land. Is land cheap?? They are even making a loss because its not like the land is there. They are reclaiming land that was formerly eroded by the ocean which the FG could have avoided if they did dredging and shoreline control when they were supposed to have done so.

Go and see what land reclamation entails and tell me if its chips.

maclatunji: Islam is a practical religion. Its injunctions exist for the welfare of human beings as a whole. There is a teaching regarding epidemics in Islam:



Narrated Saud:

The Prophet (SAW) said, "If you hear of an outbreak of plague in a land, do not enter it; but if the plague breaks out in a place while you are in it, do not leave that place."

Source: Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 624:

Im not a muslim do I really believe in it. But you just did a good, educated and justification.

Very commendable.

wrench: I on the other hand speaks good english but kinda poor in writing it down.

No need to tell us, we have seen it already.

Why hasnt the West accussed Saudi Arabia and their other Middle eatern allies of violation of human rights because they do not support homosexuality.

Come to think about it who defines what human rights are? And who limits them? Why will because an American feel that he can tolerate homosexuality force such beliefs on other states/countries? What if such things are repuilsive to my own culture and sensibilities? When they shove foreign practices not accepted in my culture they have infringed on my fundamental human rights and until African integrate their balls and begin to fight with common goals in sight these guys will always keep us oppressed.

Uganda...pussilanimous nation!

Symphony007: It gives me great joy that there are still countries in africa with a judiciary that does it job without sentiments or personal feelings. No country on earth can have a constitution which protects fundamental human rights then go ahead to criminalize freedom of expression. It is ridiculous and no judiciary will stand for that. Nigeria should take note. Our supreme court must strike down ours if it gets to their desk. If our governments wants it's anti gay law to stand, then it should do a constitutional amendment were fundamental human rights is removed then a law like that can stand. But you can't claim to protect human rights and put people in jail for living their lives because you don't like how they do it. It's a mockery of constitutional democracy. You can't eat your cake and have it.

Kilon so gan ti o dun lenu e bayii?

Women can like to play the victims sha.

This just crowns it. Politicians in this country are all the same. They are not driven by any ideologies, values, thought, dogma, philosophy, belief or line. If Ribadu had anything driving him crosscarpetting would not be the solution to the problem. Instead, he would stay in the party where there are commons visions and ideals and strategise on how to get it right and win power.

He is power hungry, and politics driven. Anyway is a way for him. How do you explain a man of integrity that has always opposed PDP since he left EFCC coming to join the party years after. Is it that PDP has finally become a beacon of virtue and value?

Given a chance, if I could vote in that election, I'd rather vote for a leprous known kleptomanic criminal, because thats what the person is. We know what he can do and not do. Unlike someone like Ribadu who poses to be a man of substance and is clearly not.

All these recycled topics that we see in various forms everyday.

Most people opposing the OP are just ignorant and would not open their minds to learn new things that would help them make better choices in the future.

Lets consider this...for you people who have placed all your trust and hope in Toyotas (mediocre performance which will become obvious when you start driving German and certain American cars), of all the millions of recalls that have occurred worldwide, can you tell us how many have been recalled in Nigeria? Even brand new? They ship shiiit to us and we dont even know, we keep going to Ladipo and dont know that they have shafted us. They recall cars all around, they replace the cars for their citizens and ship the collected cars down here and you rush it because its 40k miles. Very funny.

lomomike: I use a 2AZ-FE highlander 03, its currently above 100k miles and still going strong. OP DON'T always believe everything you read online.

Ode. Did he say every one of the highlanders is faulty? He said be careful.

mstik: I know. Na seun's autocorrect cause am

Oh. lol.

mstik: Two stupid dogs!!!!
When I was little, I hated that cartoon with a passion. Like seriously, their names were Big dog and Little dog. and they were stupid AF

Two stupid dogs not two silly dogs

MadCow1: God punish NTA..

They forced me to like Roger Ramjet..



Roger Ramjet and his Eagles
Fighting for our freedom
Fly through and in outer space
Not to join him but to beat him.

Roger Ramjet he's our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure
And stay tuned to this station.

Come and join us all you kids
For lots of fun and laughter
As Roger Ramjet and his men
Get all the crooks they're after.

Roger Ramjet he's our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure
And stay tuned to this station.



That Fhucking song wouldnt leave my head..




@ Topic:: Fat Dog Mandoza..

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Mehn, you must be very old.

WTF is Roger Ramjet!

Mike, Lu n Og and Ed, Edd n Eddy

ifex370: so ya'll tryna saaay... none of u guys hated cown chicken...




HYPOCRITS

What has hypocrisy got to do with this?

egopersonified: I will just make him sit there while I prepare his meal, then feed him well. After an hour,i ll go to the nearest tree and cut 3 good canes, lay him in the filth, pull down his trousers and flog the skin off his butt. Then its off to bath him, give him paracetamol and off to bed.

Wait...in case you misunderstood the topic, the question is "What Will You Do If You Get Home and Find Your Son Like This?" NOT "What Will You Do If You Get Home and Find Your Slave's Slave's Slave Like This?"

Sagamite: Majority of what I see are fucktards who are so dumb they cannot give their kids native names.

Bunch of moronic cretins!

For the first time in your life you have made a sensible statement and im afraid I agree with you on this one.

obayaya: I don't think that's true.

The OP is going through a hard time adapting to his wife's sudden changes. And at such times, temptations abound. So far, he's been able to overcome the temptation.

He's only seeking advice on how to adapt to the changes as fast as possible and save his marriage.

The bolded is a rather harsh conclusion.

OP!!! Honestly I don't know what to tell you. I'm not married and I know very little about women and relationships. But I think you really need to remind yourself why you married your wife. The reasons you fell in love with her. I'm sure it's more than just her looks. look beyond that.

Goodluck

I love you #nohomo

flipflop: Sir, I'm sure you did not marry her just for beauty alone. Your wife has acted on faith, you criticizing and demanding for her to change may destroy her faith. Give her your support as her husband and friend. If you feel she looks unkempt, it just because you are still looking for that woman she used to be. You suggesting cheating on her is absolutely absurd and terribly wicked. Your wife is your wife, stop loving her for the outside "beauty" and start focusing on the inward beauty that does not change or fade. *#shrugs shoulder

Does Christianity say women should look unkempt?

xynerise: Did you read his post at all?

What are you driving at?

Wo if you dont have anything to say dont weaken people with your noise.

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DNKY Na wa o