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Crime / Re: I Stole My Client's Pant For Money Ritual - Vulcaniser Confesses In Ogun State by TS2(m): 1:50am On Jun 23, 2020
I don't just get the kind of news that comes out if Ogun State...
Crime / Re: Police Rescue Kidnapped Philippino Lady Lured To Nigeria By Supposed Lover by TS2(m): 1:40am On Jun 23, 2020
tecnolad:
I'm not sure why he did it, but it's so wrong to beat your landlord up after impregnating his daughter!

My advice: call elders to beg the old man and take responsibilities for the unborn child.

*Sips kunnu*

This is so dry
Politics / Re: 2nd Niger Bridge: Host Communities Shut Down Julius Berger Office by TS2(m): 7:53am On Sep 28, 2019
Greed and foolishness will finish you people. A project that promises to transform your region, you're stopping for trivial issues

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Crime / Re: Nigerians Start Fires Around Shoprite Lekki (Video) by TS2(m): 5:41pm On Sep 03, 2019
B3sty:
Haha...Shoprite Today...
When are they going to Standard Chartered Bank?

Standard chartered is British.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Cancels Automatic Citizenship For Children Of US Citizens Born Abroad by TS2(m): 6:02am On Sep 03, 2019
Mynd44:
Basicaly, a child born to American parents in Nigeria is stateless.

Since they don't have US citizenship yet and Nigeria does not give automatic citizenship to people born in Nigeria and their parents or grandparents are not Nigerians

Not true. Anybody born in Nigeria is a Nigerian citizen. You can be a Nigerian citizen through birth, naturalization and conferment of honorary citizenship
Religion / Re: RCCG Church Built Under High Tension Mast In Lagos (Video, Photos) by TS2(m): 5:16am On Sep 03, 2019
When there's no light
Celebrities / Re: Toni Braxton: I Love Teni's Music, Everything Is Beautiful In Nigeria by TS2(m): 6:36pm On Jul 17, 2019
Leave her... It's the money that's speaking. Wherever there's loose money, one finds beauty.
Romance / Re: This Lady Says Her Bum Is The Biggest In West Africa by TS2(m): 1:12pm On Nov 05, 2016
Not bad. However whenever she is chanced, she is invited to isale Eko. She will believe. Nuffsaid
Travel / Re: Underwater Photos Taken At The Yankari Games Reserve In Bauchi by TS2(m): 4:12pm On Sep 26, 2016
Na wa for Nigerians. If they tell you good morning, just be ready to go to bed for the day.

This warm spring that I swam in...biko where did they find the shark? When did the water become this dark and blue?

OP...fear God, fear God.

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks, Your Song Is A Wack - Twitter Follower by TS2(m): 4:32pm On Sep 07, 2016
This response just catapulted Reekardo Banks to the top of my celebrity list.

Confam response. Confam one.
Politics / Re: Barrister Halima Buhari Visits President Buhari With Her Daughter In Aso Rock by TS2(m): 5:46pm On Aug 25, 2016
cruzclinton1:


Eyaa....dialetor said it oo,he said that man is a paedophile,now look at how he is looking at that small girl trying to lure her with picture so he will paedophile her sharp sharp .......chai so Is true that this man is a paedophile. Chai and that woman didn't know and took her daughter to go see him. I pity the poor gal chaii

You have a perverted, rotten and stooopid mind. Bastaerd
Education / Re: 11 Pictures Relating To Secondary School In Nigeria by TS2(m): 12:55pm On Aug 23, 2016
How may times gan?
Politics / Re: Fayose Inspects The Construction Of Kings Market, Ado Ekiti by TS2(m): 10:55am On Aug 22, 2016
EVERY MARKETY IS ULTRA MODERN IN THIS COUNTRY.
Politics / Re: Amaechi At Ojo Maduekwe's Burial With PDP Members (Photos) by TS2(m): 10:49am On Aug 22, 2016
FowlYansh:
....The lion of the defenders of the dullard.

The Saint who has never steal public fund on all his political career. Even if he have steal I knows he will report his self and hand his shelf over to the Civil Defence Course undecided

HMM. THANKS FOR YOUR SUBMISSION. YOU MUST BE THE LADY WHO NEVER PASSED ENGLISH IN SCHOOL.
Education / Re: Babcock University Set To Graduate Set Of Maiden Doctors by TS2(m): 8:17am On Aug 19, 2016
deedrizzie:
The person that posted that picture just finished the whole discussion... I mean,look at the reception! One thing is basic,I'm a medical student, i respect any doctor anywhere, anytime...but i cannot compare the graduates of MBBS from a federal school (like mine) to one from a private school...for one reason,STRESS!...The number of people in thay reception isn't even up to what we have on a boring day in Family medicine... They don't stress..no wahala...dey just ease through.. And it can't pay them in d real life...trust me...we've seen 'em...worked with 'em...and they ain't it

Lol. This hardship and suffering school of thought will not get you anywhere. This country's crooked system has now become a yardstick for the ability to cope under pressure? Right!

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Education / Re: Babcock University Set To Graduate Set Of Maiden Doctors by TS2(m): 8:13am On Aug 19, 2016
jiinxed:
half-baked doctors. undecided undecided

Full baked beef

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Education / Re: Babcock University Set To Graduate Set Of Maiden Doctors by TS2(m): 8:10am On Aug 19, 2016
SirElaw:

Why? Don't we have revered Nigerian doctors to name the school after? Or is this supposed to boost our confidence in the new set of doctors?

Which Nigerian doctor gave the support that Ben Carson gave the faculty?
Crime / Re: Area Boys Clash At Abule-Ado, Lagos. See Photos by TS2(m): 8:37am On Aug 18, 2016
mordtonia:
Abule ado!
I remember that my first bf used to live there, that boi deceive me tire!!!
I hope he gets killed in this 'clash'.

Omo...babes are not smiling. Wickedness!!!
Celebrities / Re: Captain Demuren's Curvy Wife, Toolz Looks Alluring In New Photos by TS2(m): 6:14pm On Aug 11, 2016
Not sexy...and I mean it.
Politics / Re: Sex For Appointment Scandal Rocks Presidency - Naij.com by TS2(m): 1:16pm On Aug 05, 2016
Dumb write up.

Absolutely daft.

It doesn't even say anything.
Politics / Re: Plot To Remove Dogara As Speaker Causes Tension In House Of Reps by TS2(m): 8:06am On Aug 03, 2016
They should remove these guys already.
Politics / Re: Fayose At Esuru To Reconcile PDP Factions (Photos) by TS2(m): 1:39pm On Aug 01, 2016
Nigerians...we get the leaders we deserve.

We no dey try.

How can anybody in his right mind carry these kinds of placards for Fayose? Hungry corpers.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele & Her N100k Louis Vuitton Bag by TS2(m): 11:10am On Aug 01, 2016
kennygee:


I thought I was the only one.

Plus the ugliest bags cost the most, why pay that much for a bag that my 7k China bag looks better than?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...that's why your 7k China bag will look finer tha this bag to you.

When you have too much money to buy LV Bag, ur current bag won't be fine again.
Travel / Re: Accident Involving Mazda Buses On Lagos-Ibadan Road. Graphic Photos by TS2(m): 11:01am On Aug 01, 2016
Terrifying not terrific!!!!
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Meets With World Tourism Organization In Spain by TS2(m): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2016
LOL!!!! Why do people just assume this guy lies that much?

He isn't as much a liar as PDP's Metuh and FFK na.
Education / Re: Deplorable State Of University Of Calabar Medical Hostel (hall 2 Annex) by TS2(m): 8:23am On Jul 26, 2016
Gaddem!
Education / Re: Webometrics Transparent Ranking Of Universities 2016: UNN Tops In Nigeria by TS2(m): 12:25pm On Jul 23, 2016
Bullcrap
Celebrities / Re: Adele Kisses A Nigerian Man In A Concert by TS2(m): 10:46am On Jul 23, 2016
junketer:
Thats not a kiss. I didn't see any tongue. See as the guy dey sweat. I bet adele tasted that salty sweat.


Modified;
FTC.
I dedicate this to all the zombies, they will receive sense and be cured by fire by force.

Beef
Politics / Re: Bode George, Dokpesi For PDP Chairmanship Position by TS2(m): 8:36am On Jul 23, 2016
PDP and their penchant for criminals
Literature / Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by TS2(m): 9:55am On Jul 20, 2016
Lol. Make Zeb Ejiro no catch you o.

Dem go catch you plagiarism of one of im scripts.
Education / Re: Help A Nairalander Explain This Exam Question To Be Faced In Two Days Time. by TS2(m): 7:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
Either your prof dey use you catch cruise or you dey use us catch cruise.
Politics / Re: Ambode Inspects On-going Projects In Badagry (photos) by TS2(m): 11:27am On Jul 14, 2016
Dear Governor Ambode,

WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A SINGLET

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