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prettyjo: fahrenheit from smart collection

Lol. You're just bush.

Farenheit is Christian Dior. Anything Smart Collection is mass pro/Aba

Bravoosii: RIP. I thought our quintessential Govenor was gonna lead by example and cremate his father.

The fact that he signed the Cremation Bill into Law does not mean that everybody is bound to cremate the remains of their dead ones. Some people believe in cremation and signing it into law allows them to carry this out without prosecution.

Not so many of you are educated evidently

drake2005: I have never seen such a startling resemblance in my life.

L-I-A-R

Saint Chukz: Did you know? - These two OBA's are in-laws. Yes, they are related by marriage because an Edo princess i.e a daughter to The OBA of Benin is married to one of the Son's of The OBA of Lagos. I doubt many of you knew that.

Okay...now that you have informed us why not stroll to the Bank and use it to collect money?

Jarus: Leaving at 46 after 11.5 years as MD

Bank MD/founder at 34?

Sometimes you wonder how these guys did it?

No be the same work I dey do.

At 35, many people still banking officer

When they started there were many small banks. There was room for growth and development. All banks today are big and top heavy. Promotion cannot be as rampant as before

yuzedo: Duh! no suprises

Anyway Herbert is my bois. I know all of him and his broda + sistas. congrat my boy i always new u will maked me proud das why i neva gave up on u cos i new one day u gonna be MD.

is time to celebrate. my bois are doin well. i will call his bro Don Waggy dis nite tho his in abroad. i will cross d fashala tollgate brige to sellybrate wit dem in lekky face 1

Nobody asked you

jenni1108: asking for money to maintain himself, doesn't he have savings or a family?

i'm just asking

Nigerians always ask funny questions...Does everyone have a rich family?

[quote author=Odinaka00][/quote]LOLOLOLOLOL! HILARIOUS!

Liar...his money my black arsse! When you buy a car like that they most likely give u comprehensive insurance for free sef.

Nigerians can gawk!

Many of these guys r dead broke

[quote author=Okija_juju]Okay!!

So Obama has seen half the shiit those white boys put us through. He should Visit Ghana as well and see the Castles in Cape Coast.. Then go back and ask himself one question;



How has his presidency helped Africa/Africans.. No be to come snap Photo go back go lounge inside White house.[/quote]So what did you expect from his presidncy before? That he would come to Africa and give everybody free education and $1m per family?

[quote author=Olu'femi Abbey]Thank God someone finally uses his/her brain. Dunno what's wrong with people. Must y'all take negatives in everything? Thanks dude for the correction. You sure echoed what that guy was trying to say.[/quote]Oga get off your high horse and stop sounding self righteous my friend! People like you are worse sef

Decryptor: I'm repulsed with the imagination of the homo act itself between men...how much more some smelly, dirty, hausa, begger-almajiri! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
**vomits lunch**

Now you've spilled Garri and groundnut on the rug...

BrightCar: these people are scaring.

Awww. Pele. Are they scaring you?

ALOT OF YOU ARE HATERSSSSS. KAI. WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP AND YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE A PART OF YOUR SUCCESS STORY AND EARLY BEGINNINGS WITH PEOPLE LETS SEE HOW YOU FEEL WHEN PEOPLE INSULT YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT YOUR PAST.

Effwazobia: Osaze you be naija, you know exactly what to do. Get your people to show up to Keshi's face with appologies and hard currencies. But jokes apart, Osaz is a heck of a talent. We need the guy

overrated

Far as I know it means both people are compatible because she'd fall in love over and over again with the guy no matter who he impersonates next time. So they shud jus kiss and make up.

rezzy: Must everybody comment? Not until she gets that grade from DELSU, Abraka before i will say thumbs up

LOL...To everybody, his father's farm is the biggest. People dey talk, you mention DELSU sef. Hilarious

Policewoman: You went to Oyedepo University, how you go kiss man? When they monitor you people like primary school pikins. Even guys no fit talk to girls or visit dem hostels, talkless of kissing. Abeg park one side.

Dey der dey gawk. Na dem worse pass sef

brownlord: That glorified secondary school, i was expecting to see a very pretty girl, then commend her for managing the male peer pressure, no be this one no fine, wetin i for gain say i go school, i no shina babes, i for tear my Bsc, thank God say my parents no see money take send me go private university glorified secondary school, i for be like mumu by now, come see all the private uni. product, as dem dey fall mugu for us here for NYSC, because dem never see social life before, my friend park well, u never go skool

UNAD boy...I SMELL BEEF!!!

amodaade: This upgrade should have been scheduled for the Easter period.

Then how would people have been able to spend money during the festive season?

Skye Bank...the most consistent in ATM service all over the country. They have their downtimes but fix asap.

GTB...their ATMs can disappoint!!!

Union and Unity Bank...those ones I wonder if they have ATMs.

Kaxmytex: Dis 1 na real gobe

I refuse to believe dis story cuz i dnt knw why a 21 yr old guy wey suppose don born pikin so dat im old papa go fit see im grand children...instead,im stil dey claim pikin wey dey celebrate children's day...
If diz story is true o,dat means d boy has been possessed by a plutonic spirit on a mercurian journey...therefore,he nids a total deliverance....

¤dialing prophet tb joshua's number¤

Who cares about what you believe?

[quote author=overkill®]..

You're very right...

A friend of mine called me sometime last year that she was coming to ph to have her baby and needed to stay with me. She said that she was pregnant but some weeks into the pregnancy she spotted heavily and when she went for check up the doctor told she's suffered a miscarriage.

But her pastor told her she was still pregnant... That her enemies are concealing the pregnancy, the child is a great child.... I was like wtf? I advised her to go for scan, which she did and The scan proved my suspicion, she indeed was not pregnant... She refused to believe the doctor and went on as if she was still expecting.
Then a friend of hers gave her the number of woman in port Harcourt who can take her case. She came to ph, stayed at my place, went for check up the next day and the mysterious lady told her she will be due in 2 months. Meanwhile, she claimed to be about 18 months into her pregnancy. I told something was off and asked how she was examined she said the lady massaged her stomach and told her the baby was still kicking and her case was a special one... bla... bla... Then she was billed N950,000. All my advice to her failed.
She came 2months later paid the bills and had her baby. It was a boy with no resemblance to either parent. How could she have been so gullible?[/quote]R u kidding me? O boy...runaway from her anytime you see her now abeg

tellwisdom: Did he die??

He's alive and well. Infact he took the picture himself

He got what he deserved.

What the FU___CCCCCC___KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??

...I'm sorry. I do not believe. Two years? Why wasnt it reported on TV?

Scary p

Ras Kimono should be a nice Raggae Brother in the struggle and donate some of his excess meat to Majek Fashek.