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Omagzee:
if to say na how Tonto open her nyash for public or how Ese kidnap Sanusi, e for de f.p since oooo

Bro, you funny oo

Lalasticlala, mkmyers45, UjSizzle, come see why you should have an email address

Kondomatic:
A 21st century Delilah just wasted another Samson.

Lol.. Is this funny or Not?

CC: Mynd44, OAM4J

Ten years ago, Philemon Ihediwa wrote, starred, directed and produced his first movie in the United States. He was one of few Nigerians in the Diaspora that ventured into Hollywood. His movie, CONGO BOY IN THE CITY, featured Nollywood movie stars like Kanayo. O. Kanayo and Madam Gee. Through the years, Philemon struggled to release the epic movie, but was constantly disturbed by the challenges of his divorce and child support payments. He became heartbroken, reclusive and rejected by his children. Ihed, as he was widely known in the US, was chased by the agonies and trauma of child support harassment, allegedly fuelled by his ex- wife’s several court cases against him, in concert with the North Carolina Child support enforcement. He changed jobs occasionally, as he struggled to pay whopping child support monthly bills. In 2013, Ihed lost everything. He was near homeless, barely living in his storage: he hid his pains and troubles from those close to him until a family member mistakenly found out he was hanging onto life where he stored his little possessions. The family member offered him a place to start life anew. Sometimes in the spring of 2015, Ihed moved to this small road town, Smithfield. He wanted to be far from years of sad memories from his marriage: he began recovery from rejection by his children. He relocated to a small town of Smithfield, North Carolina. On Saturday evening, police found his bloated body in his apartment. He fell on the floor in his bathroom, hitting his head against the bathtub. Monday evening, Ihed, during a telephone conversation with his female friend, Louise Gorsham, who lived “across town”, hinted that he was not feeling well and would retire to bed early. Ms. Gorsham pleaded with him to call her when he woke up at sunrise. He agreed and they both wished each other goodnight. “The next day, I called several times throughout the day but he did not respond to my call. I sent text messages. No response. I waited till Wednesday to repeat calls and text messages. I did not hear from him. I was also at work. By Saturday afternoon, after I closed from work, I pleaded with a coworker to drive me to Ihed’s apartment in Smithfield, a thirty minutes ride from Raleigh. I was mad at him. I thought he was ignoring my calls on purpose, might be he had found another lady. But when I got to his apartment, I noticed his car was in his parking space. I began to smell stench coming from his door. I knew something wasn’t right. “Immediately, I called the Smithfield Police department and requested a welfare check on my friend. The police arrived few minutes later, broke into his apartment and found him dead on the floor, bloated and oozing. My friend died lonely from a broken heart and years of pains from being denied relationships with his children. He loved those kids. Ihed told me many times that his wife had, through the years, barred his children from visiting him. She set them up against their dad while she was busy collecting heavy child support. That man was a very great man. All he wanted was to be a good father to his children. But his ex wife was in the way. Now he is gone.” Smithfield medical examiner’s office determined that the causes of death were seizure and possible heart attack. It was recorded that “his body was bloated and near decomposition when he was found in his bathroom. The heat in the apartment accelerated decomposition process.” The medical Examiner also concluded that Ihed might have died five days earlier. Unconfirmed sources say Smithfield police tried several times to reach his ex-wife but she did not return calls placed to her cell phone. His body was deposited in the morgue pending notification of his next of kin, his children, especially the first son. The Nigerian community in RTP in association with Ngwa Association, on Monday attempted to move his remains to a funeral home to prepare him for burial. But the funeral home indicated that it would only honour the wishes of the family and not community members; to protect itself from any legal fallout. The ex-wife and their first son refused to participate in the burial of their father. On Wednesday afternoon, after several pleas from members of the community to the ex-wife to encourage his 19-year-old first son, sign a release form allowing the community to be responsible for Ihed’s funeral, the ex-wife and first son, George Uche, met Jebose Boulevard at a funeral home to relinquish their rights for the final disposition of their late father. Jebose Boulevard assumed the right to bury Mr. Ihediwa. This refusal confirmed the conversations trending in this small town that the children rejected and refused Mr. Ihediwa as their father. Jebose Boulevard, Ngwa and the Nigerian community moved his body to the funeral home. Nigerians in the Research Triangle Park are infuriated about the sad death and circumstances surrounding the tragedy. Family and close members are theorising on what drove him to early death. A member of his extended family, who chose to be anonymous, stated angrily, “Ihed spent every month of the last ten years being taken to family court in Wake County by his ex-wife for child support payment and arrears. He paid about $1,400 in monthly child support to that lady. She dragged him through the system. Ihed worked very hard and suffered to pay child support. The ex- wife accused him of being a superstar, rich and wealthy. This man had his talent and creativity that couldn’t fetch him money because he was abused and stressed by the ex- wife. She took him to the cleaners. He is dead now. What else would she claim?” What was a bedroom whisper, gossip and innuendo had within few days of his death, become a trending conversation in most Africa’s community melting pots here, grocery stores, or social gatherings, reiterating the heavy child support monthly payments to his wife. Court documents obtained confirmed several court cases filed by plaintiff (Stella Ihediwa) against defendant (Philemon. N. Ihediwa) with regards to various child support litigations (Case File: 06CV018338). The child support case was still ongoing until his death. In a recent court case filed on April 2014, the court upheld an earlier ruling of $859.00 order against Ihed as child support. Arrears as of April 16th 2014 was $5,664.11. Between 2007 and 2014, Ihed child support ranged from $1,300 to $859.00, depending on his employment. He also filed few cases seeking child support adjustment, as his employment status changed. Ihediwa and Stella were married in 1996. The marriage was blessed with three boys. Ten years after their marriage, the couple separated on June 23, 2006. The state of North Carolina granted them certificate of absolute divorce on June 18, 2010.

sammysammy111:
Tank u for d info on Monday am going to neco office here in Uyo pls concerning d exam number, which among d numbers is d exam number?

Your Registration on Photocard

Imagine, Any Trend Would Make FP on Nairaland nw...
How Beg, How Much Is Pure Water...

sammysammy111:
pls do we need to buy another card to check d result cos I can't check my own with d card which I register with , and which one is exam number cos av enter reg. no, center no, seat no . no result tank u , pls am waiting for reply. God bless u

Yes.. Its 300. naira from NECO office..

kingikey01:
I am a student of federal university of petroleum resources effurun. I'm studying electrical electronics engineering. I'm here to update u about information concerning the putme and any other useful information that 'll help u get admission into fupre..

What the Jamb Cut off Mark, School Fee, Is first choice neccesary?

How much is their school fee, do you need to choose them in your Jamb to apply?

Lalasticlala , have you heard about this? Don't you think the Ogun State Governor Must See This? Abeg Ccome Move To FP make he see..

bollify:
please how did you check? requesting for pin number

You are Gonna Buy a Scratch Card...

This is to notify all student that participated in the 2015 Neco November/December that the Result Had Just Finally Released.

https://www.mynecoexams.com/results/images/banner.png

To. Check Your Result, Simple Go to http://www.mynecoexams.com/results/default.aspx. To check your result,



Iam_Tsamson

greatbrian:
I had a very ugly encounter with them 2010 when Honda Eod was still in market. It happened at ado ekiti. Myself and my 2 brothers took d Honda and we we're just cruising when 3 policemen just stopped us in front of d palace of ewi. They entered our vehicle on motion and we we're perplexed what happened one was even counting d airbags So we decided to park they asked us not to park and just keep driving. Later when we reached d front of Skye bank in old garage area of ado ekiti. They asked us to park in front of d bank and within a min they said they have been tracing us from Lagos that we we're yahoo boys and armed robbers that we wanted to come nd rob d Skye bank they asked us to park in front. Unknown to them my dad was a retired general and my mum was a little connected too.... but before we could .say jerk they ceased all our phones and pointed gun at us and made us drive to there station...... when we got to d counter they wanted us to write a statement that we we're armed robbers buh my elder brother said it won't happen a slap changed his idea he wanted to write when I told them dat if my dad gets to know what u R doing to us dat u guys wud die in a drill shed to cut d long story short they left us at d counter for d police man dia to deal with us and will u believe it was d police man dia dat was teaching us what to say he said we shud pay him 200....... lolz not long they came back with anoda victim a young boy with Eod anyway I begged one I wanted to use the toilet and I used my Nokia phone I do keep in my boxers for emergency to alert my mum....................lolz it was a bad market for them dat day even dia dpo. Had to run from d office anyway police R animals and clowns the bad eggs R just to much am a proud army cadet

#NaijaPolice.. Immagine if you had no connection, what would have happen, that would have made headline, three arrmed robbers arrested in fronnt of skye Bank, and people would have also said a lot on Nairaland like "God catch them, Bunch of thieves" when on the other hand they may be innocent...... Am not trynna be sentimental about this, all am just tryna say is common sense.... Thank God for your Life Though...

greatbrian:
I really hope they are armed robbers I can't trust the police

You're are definitely wise, I think we reason alike, Hope those guys are not 20naira victims or some guys in jail, brought out, kill them, and put some ammunition beside them...


Police is your Partner in Crime!

1. You got in! YAY!

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-1413-1382500286-2.jpg

You have been accepted into nursing school! This is SO
EXCITING! “I’ll be a hero,” you say to yourself.

2. You get your very own stethoscope! How cool is
that?!?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/11/enhanced-buzz-29564-1382629799-42.jpg

Which color do you choose? What kind? Adult or pediatrics?
You’ve always dreamed of pediatrics, so that justifies
spending $200 more than the regular one. Totally.


3. AND your very own scrubs?! Life rocks.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/11/enhanced-buzz-30258-1382630158-24.jpg

Of course, your school makes you wear a color that make
you all stand out from the rest of the hospital, to clearly
label yourself as students. But whatever, it’s cool. You’re
still on top of the world.


4. Time for the first class! Fundamentals. Sounds easy,
right?
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I mean, all it can be is taking vital signs, right?


5. WRONGO!
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You soon learn that all answers on tests are correct, but
there is only one that is the MOST correct.

6. First day of clinical! CAN'T. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT.
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Until you soon realize that students get a lot of grunt work,
and your clinical peers will quickly become your best
friends.

7. Then the REAL fun begins. Like the first time you
smelled C-Diff.
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That smell will never, EVER leave your brain. You’ve almost
thrown up on a patient from the odor….a couple times.
Trash can near by is always smart.

8. And your first solo bed bath.
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It never fails you get a creepy guy who asks “aren’t you
gonna wash me down there?” NOPE. You can handle that
yourself when I leave the room.

9. Don't forget your first shot!
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The patient is all like “is this your first time?” Oh no, ma’am.
I’ve done PLENTY of these. On oranges.

10. Getting up early, now? Not even a problem.
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And by early, that means before the sun even rises. You are
lucky if you see daylight before you enter the hospital. Non
nursing friends be like “oh I have to get up at 8:30, so early!”
PLEASE.

11. Finally, a long weekend! I can PARTY!
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LOLOL JK you have to study all weekend for those 3 tests
next week. You always heard there was a non-existent
social life in nursing school, now you really see what they
mean.

12. 1st Semester DONE! Now come the specialty
clinicals.
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Psych, OB, Peds, Critical Care. NOW the fun can begin, right?

13. Psych clinical- this should be interesting!
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Until the patient tells you the voices in his head are telling
him to throw a fire extinguisher at your head. Um. Help?


14. On second thought, some of those psych meds sound good.
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Next thing you know, you’re hitting up the school therapist
for anxiety and sleep medicine.

15. Pediatrics! YES! This is the moment we've all been
waiting for.
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The childrens hospitals are all so colorful and there are toys
everywhere! This is what you’ve wanted your whole life! And
then you hear getting a job in peds is pretty much
impossible. WOMP.

16. Wait, this is only a 4 credit hour class?
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3 hours of in class lecture, 3 hours of online lecture, 3 hours
of homework, 8 hours of clinical….Makes sense.

17. Labor and delivery time....can't decide whether to be
excited or grossed out.
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YAY this is so cool! Oh wait..what’s that smell? I love being
there for mom and dad! OMG stop screaming it can’t hurt
THAT bad. Wait, baby is coming, woohoo! Oh gosh….wow…
that’s a big baby. First breath, it’s so precious! Miracle of life!

18. While clinicals have gotten better, lectures have
gotten worse.
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WE ALL KNOW WHAT INFECTION IS. But the professors
insist on going over it for the 46th time. Time to get some
online shopping done.

19. ANOTHER conversion quiz?
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We’re seniors now. Do we really need to practice our
conversions more? Isn’t there something else more
important we could be doing?

20. Wait, is that an A? YES, I GOT AN A!!!!!
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You mean to tell me this only counts for 1.5% of my total
grade? WHAT? Whatever. I guess I’ll take what I can get.

21. With every good grade comes the bad one.
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These stages = 100% true.

22. Just a few more nursing diagnoses....must push
through....
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You could recite the nursing handbook.

23. "I can't, I have to study..." is what your friends
expect you to say when asked to hang out.
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And by study, you mean spend 1 hour doing mindless things
on the internet followed by 30 minutes of half-reading over
the notes, followed by another hour spent watching Netflix
followed by 15 minutes of reading the book, followed by a 3 hour nap.

24. It's October, which means 9 weeks until Christmas!
PUSH THROUGH!
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Until you realize that this will be your last Christmas break.
Ever. After this, work work work.

25. You start getting a little sentimental about your
time in nursing school.
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After all, you have spent all of your waking hours with these
people.

26. But then you suddenly remember all the late nights
spent in the library.
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Okay, so it’s a little bittersweet.

27. Just think, only 1 more semester after this!!
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Graduation is SO close!

28. You start to freak out a little.
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In less than 8 months, you will be a real nurse. Responsible
for real lives.

29. Then you realize, that pinning ceremony will mark
the end of an era.
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Graduation is just a step away. Through all the joys, tears,
the laughter, the late nights, and the frustration, you have
almost made it.

30. Congratulations on making it this far, you're an all
star!
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Finish school strong and go make differences in people’s
lives. YOU ROCK!

nairayouthcom:
Please nairalanders, please come to my aid, i have been watching this in a movie until it happen to my Girlfriend (coursemate)

Fast forward, this is how the story goes

This particular girl has been living with her family peacefully until 4years ago, she was in ss3 when her parents died in a gastic motor accident

Before her parents died, they acquired alot of properties down, her dad is a medical doctor while her mum is a trader, the family of her dad has just 3brothers which her dad made the 3brother, after that horrible incident the junior to her dad which is the last born of her dad family decided to be taking care of the girl which he packed from his own House to the girl parents House, the journey was voice smoothly until this year when a call came in through her phone, it was the wife of the man taking care of her, she asked her have she seen her period for the new month and she answer not yet time, she now told her to travel down home to pick a phone she bought for her, she told her she's not coming now that she will be coming when there is not better activities in school.....

Another call canme in and at this time it was the man who she used to refer to as DADDY, as at this time the man took time to explain to her that they Want to sell one of her Dad's properties which is located at the heart of Ondo State, this land is 6plots. The next day she jet down to Ondo to confirm what she heard on phone been the first time they will mention her dad properties to her hearing, the land was bought with her name which they cant sell with out her consent

When she reached Ondo they told her that her dad collected loan from Gtbank and the bank are disturbing them to pay back, as at this time, she asked them to tell her the location and they should show her the document of the properties, the worst part of it is that they shut her up with an excuse that she's a female and what does she Want to do with properties, as at this time the lady realised that she has been scammed by the so called DADDY AND MUM

She picked her phone and called the Man elder brother and in a twinkle of an eye he arrived the scene, the so called DADDY told his elder brother that there is no money to help him sponsoring the young girl education again, the elder brother asked the girl that should they sell the land while the girl asked them with a question that she Want to know how many property remain in her dad properties and the so called DADDY told her its remain only the 6plots, she asked them again atleast her dad is a working class person, she asked them to tell her how much remain in her dad account

They told her that her dad has an account with Gtbank and her dad next on kin is her mother that They are unable to touch the account

What the so call DADDY said make the elder brother angry and picked up the 6plots of land document and zoom off

Personally have been helping this lady finacially, am a blogger which i share with her my blog little income with her, as at now she's living in my own roof now cause her landlord is on her for House rent, No food nothing nothing, i decided to post this online cause i believe She shouldnt continue like this

NOW THE LADY NEEDS ALOT OF MONEY TO PAY IN SCHOOL AND THE SO CALLED DADDY SAID HE DIDNT HAVE HANDS IN HER EDUCATION AGAIN (should the young girl sign the document so that the so called daddy turn his better side of him to her to finish her education, she's in an health school in kwara State ? Or she should just forget about her education?)



TO THE BANKERS how can she get access to her dads (ACCOUNT) money


Please my fellow nairaLander she need your Advice

Abeg dont mind my English thats not my mother tongue

That's easy, the If her Mom is the next of kin to her dad! Then who who's the next of kin to her mum! The next of Kin to Her Mum an Claim the GTBank Money. As per the land stuff... How old is She, Let Her Get A Lawyer... Or atleast report to your state Ministry of Justice, Public Complaint Commission,

Here Are List Of 2016 Jamb University CUT-OFF Mark.



Imo state University (IMSU) – 180

Anambara state University (ANSU) – 180

University of Ibadan (UI) – 200

Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) – 200

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria (ABU-Zaria) – 180

Nnamdi Azikiwe University (NAU/UNIZIK) – 180/200

Bayero University, Kano – 180

Lagos State University (LASU) – 200

Cross River University of Technology(CRUTECH) – 180

Enugu state University of research and expertise
(ESUT)-180

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso
(LAUTECH) – 200

Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA) -200

Federal University Ndufu- Alike Ikwo (FUNAI)-180

University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (UNAAB) – 180

Federal University of Technology Minna(FUTMINNA)
-190

University of Port-Harcourt (UNIPORT) -180/200

Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) -180

Kaduna State University (KASU) -180 (first choice only)

Adekunle Ajasin University-200

Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH – 180

University of Port Harcourt (UNIPORT) – 180 or 200
depending on course

Tai Solarin University of Education (TASUED) -180
(first choice only)

University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) -200

Rivers State University of science and technology
(RSUST) -180 (first choice only)

University of Agriculture Abeokuta -180

Delta state University Abraka (DELSU) -180

Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike
(MOUAU) – 180

Ebonyi state University Abakaliki (EBSU) -180

Abia state University Uturu -180

University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) -200 (240 for
medicine)

University of Lagos (UNILAG) -200

Abia State University, Uturu (ABSUU) – 180

Auchi Polytechnic (Auchipoly) – 160 Minimum Jamb
Score

University of Abuja -180

University of Benin (UNIBEN)-200

Niger Delta University -180

Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University (IBBU) – 180

This list shall be updated soon. You can check back later
if you institution’s cutoff mark is not on our list yet.

Lalasticlala please move to FP to help Jambite make necessary action.

https://www.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Ese.jpg

In August 2015, Ese Oruru was reportedly abducted by one.

Yinusa, her mother’s customer in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.
She was thereafter taken to Kano, where he allegedly
converted her to Islam and married her.
Below is an info graph, showing the distance between the
Southern State of Bayelsa where Ese was abducted and the
Northern State of Kano where she is being held in a forced
marriage.
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#FreeEse

Ese Oruru and her mother, Rose, have arrived finally at Bayelsa State from where she was abducted eight months ago.
They had flown from Abuja to Port Harcourt from where they were driven in a police vehicle to Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital.
The 14-year-old and her parents are currently in the Police Officers Mess in Yenagoa, where journalists have been denied entry. https://www.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ESE-ORUSU1.jpg
Buy why does she has to frown the face? Lalasticlala weytin you think?

Kelklein:
so..the software go know say person dey guess abi..?

I smell scam


They are only trying to justify why they vote so much money for computer softwares. then come up with this lie

and besides... who guessing don help

Yes.. Its simply means.. No more option... A, B, C, D, E, you will innput the correct answer

This is serious... I think its encoraging it! Or what does lalasticlala think?

Lalasticlala, abeg move to FP make TY bello see Bayo ooo....

Ade met his friend kola, 2 years after school and he was driving a sleek Mercedes Benz. He went home weeping and feeling awful for himself... What Ade didn't know was that Kola had been sent to run an errand with the car....hmmmm Seyi nagged her husband always for not being romantic by not getting down to open the car door for her as Ngozi's husband did when he dropped her at work. Seyi didn't know that Ngozi's husband's car was faulty and the door could only be opened from outside... Life does not have a universal measuring tool, so create yours and use it... Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will never make you happy, you'd continue to have pains of what's not even real... Be contented with what you have and in everything, give thanks! Happy weekend to you!!!

Mr. President,

Economics is all about lives and livelihoods;
Please Respect us, and Stop Calling us criminals for taking a honest work, not all nigerians are criminals..

The Rate Our Naira is Falling Flat is Incredible,if your CBN
Governor or Minister of Finance does not get it, say the
word "You're Fired" period.

Nigeria needs a CBN Governor who understands the
concept of micro-economics and a Finance Minister who
will look the President in the eye in this economy where
people have no spending power and say "Mr. President, this
economy needs liquidity, let' stop making excuses with the
budget and inject 1 trillion naira into the economy."
People need raw cash to make things happen not TSA. If the
Governor and the Minister cannot brainstorm and come up
with a bail out plan for Nigerian people, then they don't
deserve a pay check.

Please Focus on Improving our Naira, its affecting some self-emloyed people who are hosting webdesigner, buying a domain now cost atleast #5,000, and Hosting now atlease #15,000..

And Please Stop Travelling Round the world, that cost us over $1 million dollar, approximately #400million naira per trip, We already have ambasadors there, Travel round the Country to know what each states in nigeria needs!

And Please Stop complaining about the pass administration, I see it as a way of distracting nigeria from seeing your failures.. That's why we Voted you to 'Change' the economy of Nigeria in a Positive way, but what we are seeing is the Other Way around..

Thank You,
TSAMSON






Lalasticlala, Myd44, what's your view

Nurses overseas may earn up to $45 an hour = 45x325 naira = 14,645 naira an Hour... Come to think of it, would you work in nigeria if you could earn your one month salary in just eight hours abroad?

lalasticlala please move to FP

Who can solve this riddle, I've been cracking my head to get to a reasonable conclusion.

You may also wish to give a reason to why you choose this..

The naira on Friday finally strengthened against the dollar after weeks of free fall at the parallel market. The currency gained N10 to exchange at N270 to the dollar after it nosedived to N280 on Thursday. At the official interbank window, it gained N0.03 to close at N196.97 to the dollar. Traders at the market told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) that currency speculators were afraid that the naira could sell below their expectations and this forced them to release foreign exchange for sale. Meanwhile, Dr Evans Osabouhien of the Department of Economics and Development Studies, Covenant University, Ota, Ogun, has said that during the Yuletide, Nigerians living abroad would be coming home with a lot of foreign currencies. Osabouhien said that this would help to reduce the pressure on the foreign exchange market and strengthen the naira.
Lalasticlala Seun

bennifield11:
Look at the picture,the cow's anus's placed higher than the young boy's dick as the boy's dick couldn't have been in the cow's anus while standing that way,if it was true,he would've to raise up his whole body for his dick to get in there..but,the boy's insane for making silly pose with a cow

You're mistaken, is it only anus a Cow have, Be Anatomy Wise, Okay?

midehi2:
thanks alot op, av bn looking for this story of Anini but what about the part where they sang before execution, what was the song all about, and who among them bit the mother's ear before the execution?

Iyamu and the rest were killed by the firing squad on a
Saturday and Valentine’s Day of 1987 but Anini and
Osunbor’s deaths were postponed to the Sanitation Day of
March, the 28th of the same year. The myth of Anini came to
a fiery end on the 27th of March, 1986. It was a Saturday and
thousands of citizens of the then-Bendel State joyfully
trooped out to watch the unceremonious exit of Anini the
Law from this earthly plane. Whether he would continue his
armed robbery in the Great Beyond was no one’s business,
they just wanted to see him dispatched from this planet as
quickly and with maximum vengeance.

Apart from Anini, Monday Osunbor (also the armourer for
the group, he was reputed to have single-handedly gunned
down six policemen), Solomon Ihebelua Osemwenkhai
(Osemenvkhore, nicknamed Akpankon, aged 22), Bernard
Obi and Friday Ukponmwan were other gang members
found guilty of conspiracy and armed robbery by the Second
Benin Armed Robbery & Firearm Tribunal on the 9th of
January. They all faced the firing squad. Anini would be cut
down in a final shower of bullets on the 27th of March, 1987,
before thousands of the same Nigerians he had terrified. At
11.05 am, as the bullets hit his already frail body, Anini
weakly muttered his final words:
Let me die reaping what I have sown.

Lawrence Anini

Anyone Ever Heard of that name?
This Man Created a Dreadful fear in EDO Peoples Heart

Here is The Story:


Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini (c. 1960 – March 29, 1987)
was a Nigerian bandit who terrorised Benin City in the
1980s along with his sidekick Monday Osunbor. He was
captured and executed for his crimes.
Life
Anini was born in a village about 20 miles from Benin City in
present-day Edo State. Anini, dreadfully called ‘The Law’ or
‘Ovbigbo’. He migrated to Benin at an early age, learned to
drive and became a skilled taxi driver. He became known in
Benin motor parks as a man who could control the varied
competing interests among motor park touts and operators.
He later dived into the criminal business in the city and soon
became a driver and transporter for gangs, criminal
godfathers and thieves. Later on, he decided to create his
own gang which included, Monday Osunbor, Friday Ofege,
Henry Ekponwan, Eweka and Alhaji zed zed or Zegezege who
was never captured. They started out as car hijackers, bus
robbers and bank thieves. Gradually, he extended his
criminal acts to other towns and cities far north and east of
Benin.
The complicity of the police is believed to have triggered
Anini’s reign of terror in 1986. In early 1986, two members
of his gang were tried and prosecuted against an earlier
under-the-table ‘agreement’ with the police to destroy
evidence against the gang members. The incident, and
Anini’s view of police betrayal, is believed to have spurred
retaliatory actions by Anini. In August, 1986, a fatal bank
robbery linked to Anini was reported in which a police
officer (Nathaniel Egharevba)and others were killed. That
same month, two officers on duty were shot at a barricade
while trying to stop Anini’s car. During a span of three
months, he was known to have killed nine police officers.
Anini’s exploits
In an operation in August of 1986, the Anini team struck at
First Bank, Sabongida-Ora, where they carted away N2,000.
But although the amount stolen was seen as chicken feed,
many persons were killed. On September 6, same year, the
Anini gang snatched a Peugeot 504 car from Albert Otoe, the
driver of an Assistant Inspector General of Police,
Christopher Omeben. In snatching the car, they killed the
driver and went to hide his corpse somewhere. It was not
until three months later that the skeleton of the driver was
spotted 16 kilometers away from Benin City, along the
Benin-Agbor highway. A day after this attack, Anini,
operating in a Passat car believed to have been stolen, also
effected the snatching of another Peugeot 504 car near the
former FEDECO office, in Benin.
Two days after, the Anini men killed two policemen in
Orhiowon Local Government of the state. Still in that month,
three different robbery attacks, all pointing to Anini’s
involvement, took place. They include the murder of Frank
Unoarumi, a former employee of the Nigerian Observer
newspapers; the killing of Mrs. Remi Sobanjo, a chartered
accountant, and the stealing of the Mercedes Benz car in
Benin, of the Ughelli monarch, the Ovie. Before September
1986 drew to a close, Anini struck at a gas station along Wire
Road, Benin, where he stole a substantial part of the day’s
sales. He shot the station’s attendant and gleefully started
spraying his booty along the road for people to pick. The
height of Anini’s exploits, however, took place on October 1,
1986, the Independence Day when the state’s Commissioner
of Police, Casmir Igbokwe was ambushed by the gang in
Benin, and nearly yanked off his nose in a hail of bullets.
The police boss survived the attacks with serious injuries.
Earlier that day also, the Anini men had gunned down a
police man within the city
Also, on October 21 of same year, the Anini robbery gang
terminated the life of a Benin-based medical doctor, A.O
Emojeve when they gunned him down along Textile Mill
Road, in Benin. Not done, Anini and gang went and robbed
the Agbor branch of African Continental Bank and carted
away about N46, 000. A day after the operation, Anini, The
Law, turned to a ‘Father Christmas’ as he strew wads of naira
notes on the ground for free pick by market men and
women at a village near Benin. Anini’s image thus loomed
larger than life, dwarfing those of Ishola Oyenusi, the king of
robbers in the 1970s and Youpelle Dakuro, the army
deserter who masterminded the most vicious daylight
robbery in Lagos in 1978, in which two policemen were
killed. Anini thus spearheaded a four-month reign of terror
between August and December 1986. Anini also reportedly
wrote numerous letters to media houses using political
tones of Robin Hood-like words, to describe his criminal
acts.
Worried by the seeming elusiveness of Anini and his gang
members, the military President, General Ibrahim
Babangida then ordered a massive manhunt for the kingpin
and his fellow robbers. The police thus went after them,
combing every part of Bendel State where they were
reportedly operating and living. The whole nation was
gripped with fear of the robbers and their daredevil exploits.
However, Police manhunt failed to stop their activities; the
more they were hunted, the more intensified their activities
became. Some of the locals in the area even began to tell
stories of their invincibility and for a while, it felt like they
were never going to be caught. However, at the conclusion
of a meeting of the Armed Forces Ruling Council in October
1986, General Babangida turned to the Inspector- General of
Police, Etim Inyang, and asked, ‘My friend, where is Anini?’.
At about this time, Nigerian newspapers and journals were
also publishing various reports and editorials on the ‘Anini
Challenge’, the ‘Anini Saga’, the ‘Anini Factor’, ‘Lawrence Anini
– the Man, the Myth’, ‘Anini, Jack the Ripper’, and ‘Lawrence
Anini: A Robin Hood in Bendel’. The Guardian asked,
emphatically, in one of its reports: ‘Will they ever find Anini,
“The Law”?’.
His arrest
Finally, it took the courage of Superintendent of Police,
Kayode Uanreroro to bring the Anini reign of terror to an
end. On December 3, 1986, Uanreroro caught Anini at No 26,
Oyemwosa Street, opposite Iguodala Primary School, Benin
City, in company with six women. Acting on a tip-off from the
locals, the policeman went straight to the house where Anini
was hiding and apprehended him with very little resistance.
Uanreroro led a crack 10-man team to the house, knocked
on the door of the room, and Anini himself, clad in
underpants, opened the door. “Where is Anini,” the police
officer quickly enquired.
Dazed as he was caught off guard and having no escape
route, Anini all the same tried to be smart. “Oh, Anini is
under the bed in the inner room”. As he said it, he made
some moves to walk past Uanreroro and his team. In the
process, he shoved and head-butted the police officer but it
was an exercise in futility. Uanreroro promptly reached for
his gun, stepped hard on Anini’s right toes and shot at his
left ankle. Anini surged forward but the policemen took hold
of him and put him in a sitting position. They then pumped
more bullets into his shot leg and almost severed the ankle
from his entire leg. Already, anguished by the excruciating
pains, the policemen asked him, “Are you Anini?” And he
replied, “My brother, I won’t deceive you; I won’t tell you lie,
I’m Anini.”
He was from there taken to the police command
headquarters where the state’s Police Commissioner, Parry
Osayande, was waiting. While in the police net, Anini who
had poor command of English and could only communicate
in pidgin, made a whole lot of revelations. He disclosed, for
instance that Osunbor, who had been arrested earlier, was
his deputy, saying that Osunbor actually shot and wounded
the former police boss of the state, Akagbosu
Anini was shot in the leg, transferred to a military hospital,
and had one of his legs amputated. That was after Monday
Osunbor was also captured.When Anini’s hideout was
searched, police recovered assorted charms, including the
one he usually wore around his waist during “operations”. It
was instructive that after Anini was captured and
dispossessed of his charms, the man who terrorised a whole
state and who was supposed to be fearless suddenly
became remorseful, making confessions. This was against
public expectation of a daredevil hoodlum who would
remain defiant to the very end.
Revelations on Iyamu, others
Shortly after the arrest of Anini and co, the dare-devil
robbers began to squeal, revealing the roles played by key
police officers and men, in the aid ing and abetting of
criminals in Bendel State and the entire country. Anini
particularly revealed that Iyamu, who was the most senior
police officer shielding the robbers, would reveal police
secrets to them and then, give them logistic supports such as
arms, to carry out robbery operations.
He further revealed that Iyamu, after each operation, would
join them in sharing the loot. It was further exposed how
Iyamu planned to kill Christopher Omeben, an Assistant
Inspector-General of Police in charge of Intelligence and
Investigation. But Iyamu was later to be disappointed as the
assailants dispatched to eliminate Omeben were only able
to kill his driver, Otue, a sergeant. Iyamu, whom the robbers
fondly referred to as ‘Baba’, reportedly had choice buildings
in Benin City; being how he invested the loots he obtained
from men of the underworld
Trial and execution
Due to amputation of his leg, Anini was confined to a
wheelchair throughout his trial. Iyamu, on his part, denied
ever knowing and collaborating with Anini, but Anini The Law
furiously retorted, “You are a shameless liar!” Anini had
accused him before Justice James Omo-Agege in the High
Court of Justice, off Sapele Road in Benin City. Of the 10
police officers Anini implicated, five were convicted. The
robbery suspects, including Iyamu, were sentenced to death.
But in passing his judgement, Justice Omo-Agege remarked,
“Anini will forever be remembered in the history of crime in
this country, but it would be of unblessed memory. Few
people if ever, would give the name to their children.” Their
execution took place on March 29, 1987.

Lalasticlala