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Khd95:
I we gwan look for mcdowell's bottle

Don't you see how fragile the Boyfriend looks and how Huge nd Hefty the Man looks

The police have withheld the suspect’s name until further
investigation is conducted. Reports are that the suspect was
held with the animal in Old Harbour. It is reported that
people were alerted to the ungodly act, after the animal was
heard making distressful sounds.“Yes man, him trouble di
goat, a si dem see him; yes, people move to him, but di
police save him,” a concerned resident said. The Old Harbour
police told The Weekend Star that investigation are under
way in a case of bestiality.

Lalasticlala

What Would You Do If You Were The
Boyfriend In This Situation? Leave your comments below to
advice the man in question:

Lalasticlala

Assuming you are the Guy in this story what would you do!
Here's the Story
If you started dating a girl from sec skul...u both graduated nd ur parents couldn't sponsor u again nd dat gurl due 2 d love she has 4 u,she used her own skul fees to sponsor without her parents idea. When u got to second year..her parents knew nd they arrested u nd her father disowned her...she started a minor busines nd was doing well....after 4 months whch u spent in prison..she came nd pleaded and u 4gve her 4 wah herparents did to u. Then from the little she saved 4rm dat busines she helpd u nd u startd skul again....nw u ave graduated nd ur lukin 4 a job...she also got one for u 4rm her father's friend...when u went for interview u passed nd started work. You are now a big nd rich guy and also loyal and faithful to your boss which made him like u xo much that sum co-workers envied it. Your boss is now old...doctors said he has 2 months to live cuz of the sickness he has....he has no male child buh only a daughter Now ur boss wants u to marry his daughter and inherit his empire. What will you do??
Lalasticlala

End Time People

End Time Judgment,

Lalasticlala, come see this oo

Am thinking..

ZUBY77:
Thanks for your response.
However we are attempting to chose between two evils here.

The question you should ask yourself is: Is it better to start doing something about it or to just sit back and watch them continue stealing.

Thanks.

hmmm.... Worth the tought...

Lalasticlala

Hmmmm...
Lemme guess the source... FINE FROM MTN
Lalasticlala must see this...

Where the f**k is lalasticlala

Hmmm... Interesting..
Lalasticlala

Hmm... OGA O..
Lalasticlala

nikkiking:
what a hell are you tryna say boi

that they dont need to be in a fraternity to be a big boy... Must of them would even brag about it

OMG... WHY MUST THIS BOYS THINK YOU HAVE BE IN A FRAT TO BE A BIG BOY

lalasticlala

I dedicate FP to all my cool friend

#IAM_TSAMSON

Should i believe this

Signal

The Ijebus Again..

There was a man who had worked all of his life and
has saved all of his money. He was a real
cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his
money. He loved money more than just about
anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,
"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my
money and
place it in the casket with me. Because I want to
take all my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart
that when he died, she would put all the money in
the casket with him.
When one day he died. He was stretched out in the
casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to
their best friend. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait a minute!" She had a
shoebox with her, she came over with the box and
placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to
put all that money in there with that stingy old man."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I
can't lie. I promised him that I was to put that
money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his
money in the casket with him?!"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
into my account and I wrote him a cheque."..

When your husband orders you to make tea or
coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your
nonstop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he
is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticizes your cooking, he still
improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your
sleep, he is trying to prove that he is the most
relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your
birthday, he is saving money for your future.
Love him because... you don't have a choice... and
killing is a legal offence.......

5 uncomfortable facts about life.
1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini,
boobs; & lower body with a "P": petticoat, panties, pussy... no wonder men suffer
from high BP!
2. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
3. Three people having sex is a 'three-some', two is a 'two-some'. So next time
someone calls you 'hand-some', don't take it as a compliment!
4. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not
her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
5. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!". But not one of them comes and touch the man's penis & say "Well
done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated; only result matters.

gabazin080:
is this supposed to be a joke

shey you be police officer abi no bi so police fit do?

lagmostkuit:
Guy wake up!

weytin you expect make i do? Bokoharam is losing, shey na vision or na prayer?

Omo i dey ftc tonight I get your time today

Ftc space booked.....

FTC ... Hmmm...?

Police officers were at a road
block. One of them stops a trailer:
POLICEMAN: Where is your
permit?
DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)
POLICEMAN: Do you have an
extinguisher?
DRIVER: Yes, its there…
POLICEMAN: Light up your
indicators.
DRIVER: (Light his indicators)
POLICEMAN: Do you have a seat
belt?
DRIVER: Yes, I have.
POLICEMAN: Hunk your horn let
me hear.
The driver hunks his horn. The
policeman turns to his fellow
officers and says the man has
everything and they decided to
let him go.
As the driver was about to drive
away, one of the police officers
suddenly shouts:
POLICEMAN: Is your SIM-card
registered?
DRIVER: (Completely surprised)
No.
POLICEMAN: Park! Park there!!!
How can you drive without
registering your number? What if
you are involve in an accident,
how will we identify you?
One word for Naija Police??

Its like asking a bokoharam member what would he do is he could get inside aso rock... Blowup every thing.... So also scatter the date

RobinHez:

animal selfie get class oo