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CrimeRe: Phone Thief Caught In Onitsha, Stripped Naked (Photos) by tsamson(m):
and the guy no be goat oo




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don't be surprise!! tsamson dominates this post
CrimeRe: Phone Thief Caught In Onitsha, Stripped Naked (Photos) by tsamson(m):
hmm, good. job op


lalasticlala come and see weytin do?


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ftc of the year

how many likes for tsamson
RomanceRe: Solidstar Exposes His Look Alike, Who Is Going Around Impersonating Him by tsamson(m): 5:16pm On Jun 13, 2016
hmn
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Looks Radiant As She Celebrates In London. by tsamson(m): 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2016
who she help
SportsRe: Samson Siasia Signing Keshi's And Amodu's Condolence Registers by tsamson(m):
close to ftc
BusinessRe: When You Want To Help A Dumb Friend (hilarious Photo) by tsamson(m): 5:05pm On Jun 13, 2016
lwkmd but seriouly that guy resemble lalasticlala
Jokes EtcRe: When You Refuse Picking Your Landlord Calls (Hilarious Photo) by tsamson(m):
gbese huhgbese
CrimeRe: See Children Of Now Adays by tsamson(m): 7:40am On Jun 13, 2016
lalasticlala come and see thi7 6
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 6 Annoying Things Nigerian Interviewers Do When Interviewing An Applicant by tsamson(m): 7:00am On Jun 13, 2016
smh
CareerRe: Civil Servants And Their Attitude To Work!!!! by tsamson(m): 6:46am On Jun 13, 2016
smh
EducationRe: RSUST Announces They Will Be Screening Test Instead Of Post Utme Screening by tsamson(m): 6:43am On Jun 13, 2016
hmm
WebmastersRe: 8 Major Factors To Consider When Purchasing A Domain Name - NCT by tsamson(m): 6:32am On Jun 13, 2016
hmmm
PropertiesRe: Building With Interlocking Bricks(photos) by tsamson(m): 6:31am On Jun 13, 2016
goon
PhonesRe: How Smartphone Makers Are Defrauding Nigerians by tsamson(m): 6:56am On Jun 10, 2016
Hmm
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali's Muslim Funeral Service Begins by tsamson(m): 9:48pm On Jun 09, 2016
Hmmm...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9 NPF Applicants Detained In Enugu by tsamson(m): 6:19pm On Jun 09, 2016
Hmmm
TravelRe: Should I Go To America Or Forget About It? by tsamson(m):
Hmmm.... This Piece of Land is for Sale....

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"If you think you can, then you can! If you think you can't, then you're right!" -Robert Mubagbe
CrimeRe: Man Was Found Dead In Palm-Street In Calabar (graphic Pics) by tsamson(m): 10:25pm On Jun 08, 2016
What a wast... No new news on NAIRALAND, infact in nigeria....
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed, Fashola And Fayemi At FEC Meeting Today by tsamson(m): 10:15pm On Jun 08, 2016
How can this shit make fp
EducationRe: (Picture)Which School Could These Guys Have Graduated From? by tsamson(m): 7:46pm On May 30, 2016
weytin lalasticlala think... I strongly think it's university of...... and........ act.

falculty of..........
EducationRe: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 9:58pm On May 09, 2016
Tinyemeka:
Evidence that you simply lifted the posts off of someone else's site without bothering to acknowledge the copyright owners. The entire post sounds off, out of sync with Naija lifestyle and tone. I'll leave the nurses to reach their own conclusions.

You probably copied this article from here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/djrayrayy/nursing-school-from-start-to-finish-fe3x

I hate it when people plagiarize. angry
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
EducationRe: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 4:47pm On May 09, 2016
LALASTICLALA COME AND SEE
PASSWORD TONTO
EducationRe: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 4:45pm On May 09, 2016
TheArchangel:
Even after graduation the struggle continues.
yeah! thats true...


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EducationRe: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 4:36pm On May 09, 2016
Nursing is the best occupation so far! quote if you think otherwise
EducationRe: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 4:33pm On May 09, 2016
ITbomb:
Me and nurses? Never again, not after Blessing
lol whats about nurse
EducationFunny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by tsamson(op): 6:35am On May 09, 2016
1. You got in! YAY!

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-1413-1382500286-2.jpg

You have been accepted into nursing school! This is SO
EXCITING! “I’ll be a hero,” you say to yourself.

2. You get your very own stethoscope! How cool is
that?!?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/11/enhanced-buzz-29564-1382629799-42.jpg

Which color do you choose? What kind? Adult or pediatrics?
You’ve always dreamed of pediatrics, so that justifies
spending $200 more than the regular one. Totally.


3. AND your very own scrubs?! Life rocks.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/11/enhanced-buzz-30258-1382630158-24.jpg

Of course, your school makes you wear a color that make
you all stand out from the rest of the hospital, to clearly
label yourself as students. But whatever, it’s cool. You’re
still on top of the world.


4. Time for the first class! Fundamentals. Sounds easy,
right?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/21/enhanced-buzz-28409-1382491162-20.jpg
I mean, all it can be is taking vital signs, right?


5. WRONGO!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr03/22/21/enhanced-buzz-27890-1382491516-11.jpg
You soon learn that all answers on tests are correct, but
there is only one that is the MOST correct.

6. First day of clinical! CAN'T. CONTAIN. EXCITEMENT.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/22/21/enhanced-buzz-23557-1382492049-0.jpg
Until you soon realize that students get a lot of grunt work,
and your clinical peers will quickly become your best
friends.

7. Then the REAL fun begins. Like the first time you
smelled C-Diff.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/12/enhanced-buzz-8543-1382630586-6.jpg
That smell will never, EVER leave your brain. You’ve almost
thrown up on a patient from the odor….a couple times.
Trash can near by is always smart.

8. And your first solo bed bath.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/22/21/enhanced-buzz-29781-1382493126-5.jpg
It never fails you get a creepy guy who asks “aren’t you
gonna wash me down there?” NOPE. You can handle that
yourself when I leave the room.

9. Don't forget your first shot!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/24/12/enhanced-buzz-21503-1382631084-0.jpg
The patient is all like “is this your first time?” Oh no, ma’am.
I’ve done PLENTY of these. On oranges.

10. Getting up early, now? Not even a problem.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/24/12/enhanced-buzz-29687-1382631336-23.jpg
And by early, that means before the sun even rises. You are
lucky if you see daylight before you enter the hospital. Non
nursing friends be like “oh I have to get up at 8:30, so early!”
PLEASE.

11. Finally, a long weekend! I can PARTY!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/12/enhanced-buzz-9084-1382631466-5.jpg
LOLOL JK you have to study all weekend for those 3 tests
next week. You always heard there was a non-existent
social life in nursing school, now you really see what they
mean.

12. 1st Semester DONE! Now come the specialty
clinicals.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/12/enhanced-buzz-8592-1382631563-8.jpg

Psych, OB, Peds, Critical Care. NOW the fun can begin, right?

13. Psych clinical- this should be interesting!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/12/enhanced-buzz-8591-1382632429-13.jpg
Until the patient tells you the voices in his head are telling
him to throw a fire extinguisher at your head. Um. Help?


14. On second thought, some of those psych meds sound good.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/24/12/enhanced-buzz-20151-1382632915-4.jpg
Next thing you know, you’re hitting up the school therapist
for anxiety and sleep medicine.

15. Pediatrics! YES! This is the moment we've all been
waiting for.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr01/24/12/enhanced-buzz-20155-1382633197-33.jpg
The childrens hospitals are all so colorful and there are toys
everywhere! This is what you’ve wanted your whole life! And
then you hear getting a job in peds is pretty much
impossible. WOMP.

16. Wait, this is only a 4 credit hour class?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/22/23/enhanced-buzz-29295-1382499010-18.jpg
3 hours of in class lecture, 3 hours of online lecture, 3 hours
of homework, 8 hours of clinical….Makes sense.

17. Labor and delivery time....can't decide whether to be
excited or grossed out.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/24/13/enhanced-buzz-12678-1382635784-0.jpg
YAY this is so cool! Oh wait..what’s that smell? I love being
there for mom and dad! OMG stop screaming it can’t hurt
THAT bad. Wait, baby is coming, woohoo! Oh gosh….wow…
that’s a big baby. First breath, it’s so precious! Miracle of life!

18. While clinicals have gotten better, lectures have
gotten worse.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/13/enhanced-buzz-18780-1382635804-0.jpg
WE ALL KNOW WHAT INFECTION IS. But the professors
insist on going over it for the 46th time. Time to get some
online shopping done.

19. ANOTHER conversion quiz?
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/22/enhanced-buzz-1256-1382497124-6.jpg
We’re seniors now. Do we really need to practice our
conversions more? Isn’t there something else more
important we could be doing?

20. Wait, is that an A? YES, I GOT AN A!!!!!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/22/23/enhanced-buzz-29283-1382497267-0.jpg
You mean to tell me this only counts for 1.5% of my total
grade? WHAT? Whatever. I guess I’ll take what I can get.

21. With every good grade comes the bad one.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-32650-1382497386-3.jpg
These stages = 100% true.

22. Just a few more nursing diagnoses....must push
through....
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-1760-1382497618-0.jpg
You could recite the nursing handbook.

23. "I can't, I have to study..." is what your friends
expect you to say when asked to hang out.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-32650-1382498416-13.jpg
And by study, you mean spend 1 hour doing mindless things
on the internet followed by 30 minutes of half-reading over
the notes, followed by another hour spent watching Netflix
followed by 15 minutes of reading the book, followed by a 3 hour nap.

24. It's October, which means 9 weeks until Christmas!
PUSH THROUGH!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/22/23/enhanced-buzz-29229-1382499239-12.jpg
Until you realize that this will be your last Christmas break.
Ever. After this, work work work.

25. You start getting a little sentimental about your
time in nursing school.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/13/enhanced-buzz-19536-1382636439-0.jpg
After all, you have spent all of your waking hours with these
people.

26. But then you suddenly remember all the late nights
spent in the library.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/24/13/enhanced-buzz-19391-1382636625-1.jpg
Okay, so it’s a little bittersweet.

27. Just think, only 1 more semester after this!!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-32650-1382498060-11.jpg
Graduation is SO close!

28. You start to freak out a little.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/22/23/enhanced-buzz-29375-1382499908-0.jpg
In less than 8 months, you will be a real nurse. Responsible
for real lives.

29. Then you realize, that pinning ceremony will mark
the end of an era.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/24/14/enhanced-buzz-10844-1382640945-26.jpg
Graduation is just a step away. Through all the joys, tears,
the laughter, the late nights, and the frustration, you have
almost made it.

30. Congratulations on making it this far, you're an all
star!
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr02/22/23/enhanced-buzz-1413-1382500286-2.jpg
Finish school strong and go make differences in people’s
lives. YOU ROCK!
CareerRe: Advice: What Should She Do by tsamson(op): 12:20am On May 09, 2016
Happybirds001:
she can take geo but it's a slim chance she will be given the course she wanted..
thanks! BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE JAMB SUBJECT COMBINATION
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Rev. Father Adeyi John by tsamson(m): 10:51am On May 08, 2016
hhh
CareerAdvice: What Should She Do by tsamson(op): 10:49am On May 08, 2016
A FRIEND OF MINE NEEDED AN ADVICE,
SHE SAT FOR JAMB WITH AWAITING RESULT
FOR MEDICINE AND SURGERY, AND WHEN THE
RESULT CAME OUT, SHE GOT

MATHS B

ENG C

CHEM C

BIO D

PHY F

GEO C

ECO C

AGRIC F

IGBO D

CAN SHE GO FOR OTHER COURSE?

WHAT SHOULD SHE DO?

can she choose geography for post utme or other
course?
EducationRe: Advice: What Should She Do by tsamson(op): 10:38am On May 08, 2016
can she choose geography for post utme or otger course?
EducationAdvice: What Should She Do by tsamson(op): 10:07am On May 08, 2016
A FRIEND OF MINE NEEDED AN ADVICE,
SHE SAT FOR JAMB WITH AWAITING RESULT FOR MEDICINE AND SURGERY, AND WHEN THE RESULT CAME OUT, SHE GOT

MATHS B
ENG C
CHEM C
BIO D
PHY F
GEO C
ECO C
AGRIC F
IGBO D

CAN SHE GO FOR OTHER COURSE?


WHAT SHIULD SHE DO?
EntertainmentRe: The Africa Magic Viewer’s Choice Award 2016 by tsamson(m): 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2016
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