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Food / Re: Guinness World Records: Treasure Eleojo Abraham Begins ‘Home’ Cook-A-Thon by TsbAfrica: 11:09am On Jun 17, 2023
FireUpNow:

You are most welcome mate. Just thatwe Nigerians just love abusing something. All this na because of chef Hilda Baci
yeah but you know it's a record and it is meant to be broken ... If Hilda wanted to stay as the holder for long, she should have chosen a record that is hard to break, baba cooking 4 days no be beans but there is nothing really challenging about it ... Couple with the lamba she dropped that she used 80m to organize the record, that was when I lost interest in her cruise ... LAMBA!!
Religion / Re: Who And Where Is OBATALA In The Bible by TsbAfrica: 11:06am On Jun 17, 2023
Op you are right ... In order to control people Christianity adopted the native names used by the indigenous people to worship thier deities and from there it became a thing.

Igbos call God - Chukwu

Yorubas - Olorun/ Eledumare
Hausa Allah
And the list goes on, now many pray to these deities thinking they are praying to God the creator and the madness extends far beyond the shores of Africa too. This was made possible becasue the people who brought Christianity are not interested in your salvation, instead they want to be able to control your mind and then at a point, they won't need to do much again, becasue you will automatically be the one conditioning those that come after you to conform. Hence the reason why poverty in all it's forms and religion are inseparable.

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Food / Re: Guinness World Records: Treasure Eleojo Abraham Begins ‘Home’ Cook-A-Thon by TsbAfrica: 10:56am On Jun 17, 2023
FireUpNow:
GWR pays no dime bro! It's just a recognition for doing something remarkable. End of story!
sure I was recently informed .. but thanks pointing it out
Fashion / Re: Pictures Of Lady Having Snake Tattoo On Her Chest by TsbAfrica: 10:55am On Jun 17, 2023
I just imagine where the tail of that snake leads ... This type you just find a way to pump and dump ... This one doesn't deserve to have Mrs in front of her name ... Just to be milking thirsty men like cows both financially and sekshually..... Oloshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo candidlady see your gender people o ... She is even busy booking hook up right there hahah negotiating price for over night haha !!!

I am in the mood for trouble so mention with care!!!

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Accuses Military, Cabal Of Oil Theft In Nigeria by TsbAfrica: 10:47am On Jun 17, 2023
0taPiaPia:


He is part of the stuff, most likely he has been relegated hence the outcry.
you maybe right ... But for me anything to move the nation forward is a welcome development
Family / Re: Why Isn’t Infidelity A Crime? by TsbAfrica: 10:46am On Jun 17, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:


So many conditions have to be met before this. So it's not easy as you see it here. Get a seasoned lawyer on marriage laws and you will see its not easy
is it in the law or not ? I don't care about the general let's talk specific... And as you can see there is prison sentence attached to provable cases of adultery ... I wan informed of it when I was wedding so that is why I know ... I was even told it was 6 years come to find out it's 2 years ... But there is provision for that in ours country's laws

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Family / Re: Why Isn’t Infidelity A Crime? by TsbAfrica: 10:43am On Jun 17, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:


Does that answer the question? Yes I'm married, so?
and you don't know these things ... Men you need to update yourself http://www.resolutionlawng.com/a-brief-overview-of-bigamy-and-adultery-under-nigerian-law/#:~:text=Adultery%20is%20a%20criminal%20offence,can%20prove%20that%20adultery%20occurred.enjoy
Family / Re: Why Isn’t Infidelity A Crime? by TsbAfrica: 10:42am On Jun 17, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:


Which section in f the law or the criminal code
educate yourself http://www.resolutionlawng.com/a-brief-overview-of-bigamy-and-adultery-under-nigerian-law/#:~:text=Adultery%20is%20a%20criminal%20offence,can%20prove%20that%20adultery%20occurred.
Family / Re: Why Isn’t Infidelity A Crime? by TsbAfrica: 10:39am On Jun 17, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:


Which section in f the law or the criminal code
are you married ?
Crime / Re: Pranking Contents Are Becoming Dangerous & Need Regulations Soon - Police by TsbAfrica: 10:39am On Jun 17, 2023
JagabanB:

Another Iamè quote to back mediocrity.
nah your personal problem be that !!!

Ko kan mi!

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Politics / Re: Fraud: Sirika, Sadiya Farouq, Other Buhari Ministers Tinubu Must Probe, Arrest by TsbAfrica: 10:34am On Jun 17, 2023
PoliteActivist:


I think the females may be worse - I don't think any African politician, except heads of state, have stolen more money than that pretty woman, Diezani Alison-Madueke!
I concur!

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Politics / Re: Fraud: Sirika, Sadiya Farouq, Other Buhari Ministers Tinubu Must Probe, Arrest by TsbAfrica: 10:09am On Jun 17, 2023
In Africa the male and female politicians are only different by gender ... But they always have the same agenda.

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Romance / Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by TsbAfrica: 10:08am On Jun 17, 2023
GodWrites:


Hahaha... Existence is weird. You will go crazy if you try to grasp it. It's simply beyond our comprehension. It's possible that we are inside a living organism, just as there are millions of cells living inside us, operating independently and collectively when the need arises, dying and new ones arising. We could even be dreaming. There could also be infinite versions of you in other multiverses, and they are living life as if that's all there is. It's well my brother.
it is o ... Nah why I dey stay very conciously present and try as much as possible enjoy every single moment time affords me. Becasue the show can end at anytime. See the battle between Russia and Ukraine if only they could see the world from outer space and see how meaningless the war is. Totally useless ! But as humans, the lice of planet earth we are stuck with ego.

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Disqualifies Labour Party’s Rhodes-Vivour’s Witness Against Sanwo-Olu by TsbAfrica: 10:01am On Jun 17, 2023
thatsleepboy1:


I noticed some people are happy about the Student Loan

Some even said "Tinubu can continue, he is taking hard decisions".

For that reason, I have decided to break down the smokescreen called Student Loan

It's just an attempt to remove "Education Subsidy" without causing an uproar.

Now let's dive in:

Who qualifies for the Student Loan:

The simple answer is: NOBODY.

It's almost impossible for you to qualify for the Student Loan and here is why

1. An applicants or his parents must provide tax clearance: This is not totally bad till you see number 2.

2. The Applicants or his parents must be earning total income less than #500k a year. Now slow down and so the maths

To earn #500k a year means that the husband and wife are earning less than #41,000 a month. That is #20,000 each

While minimum wage is #30,000

Which means if your both parents are earning, you are automatically disqualified because they are either earning more than #41,000 or they do not pay tax because you cannot pay tax on salary below minimum wage

3. Now here is the high jump of the Act: These 2 people earning less than #50,000 will now have to provide a DIRECTOR IN CIVIL SERVICE and a LAWYER OF 10YEARS IN SERVICE as Guarantor

Take into consideration, yourself doing good for your self, do you know DIRECTOR in Civil Service?

But that is not the worst part

4. The Director and Lawyer has to surety that if you default, they will pay the loan

Do you know what means, NO DIRECTOR WILL TAKE SUCH SURETY.

But here is the worst part

5. After you meet all these requirements, will you get the loan? NO!

The act said "Loan will be given when funds are available. In other terms, you are still at the mercy of the system"

In summary:

If you add your father and mother's income monthly, it must not be more than #41,000 a month or #500,000 a year

Your father and mother must look for a Director in Civil Service to Surety your loan

The Director will send his Payslip document to the Bank saying that if you fail to pay, he will pay. Who will do this one for you?

Did I tell you that the Bank MD will be the one to give approval? Bank MD !

Did I also tell you that if you don't start repaying after 2years of graduation, you will go to jail 😩

Many graduate have not even gone to NYSC in 2years after graduation

The worst part now is: School Fees will go up above the loan amount because Federal Government has announced that they cannot continue to fund University

So if you are reading this, you are not qualified for the Loan.


Good morning everyone.
you are very right , but the initiative is a step in the right direction you know there is a saying that says "start anyhow then improve " as you have noted these short coming is a good one but why not direct them to the people that can effect change based on your observations. It's will help us all , they might not have thought it thoroughly but not withstanding it's a good initiative

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Politics / Re: The Reason I Think Obi Can’t Regain Any Mandate by TsbAfrica: 9:49am On Jun 17, 2023
Op you are shaking the table o... Some people won't like what you are saying ooo ehen.... They are still sleeping or charging thier phones at business centre..

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Romance / Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by TsbAfrica: 9:45am On Jun 17, 2023
GodWrites:


My brother, there are unknown unknowns. We know nothing. The possibilities are mind-boggling to say the least. In the grand scheme of things, we are nothing but ants.
have you ever taken a look at the computer simulation of the universe? Men even our solar system is nothing in the grand scheme of things ... If our solar system suddenly vanishes it won't even register in the universe
Crime / Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by TsbAfrica: 9:42am On Jun 17, 2023
sonofElElyon:


What if he's timid and easily intimidated? 16 years as against over 30 year old woman. Easy to manipulate and intimidate a timid boy if you are over 30. She was wrong and deserves to be punished. She's over 30 !

Modified: She's 45 dude ! Haba
bros let us see it logically ... He cant be timid and he is hitting her with the long stroke 300 times nah... if it was a 16 year old girl I would even agree but it's takes a lot of actions for a male to participate in the act of sex ... For a female she only needs to be present.
Romance / Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by TsbAfrica: 9:34am On Jun 17, 2023
GodWrites:


If there's a 3 dimension, that means there are 4th, 5th, 6th and infinite dimensions. We have not even started scratching the surface of what existence is. The human consciousness remains a mystery.
it a mystery, I sometimes sit and ponder, knowledge is independent of the knowing so how powerful is knowledge truly ... Leaves fall in the forest and there is an exact number of leaves that is countable and that knowledge exists and will continue to exist regardless of the knowing... There are countless pockets of treasures gold diamonds deep under our feet, that knowledge exist regardless of knowing.... So what actually is knowledge and how much of it are we capable to perceive with the primitive organ we call a brain.... Take for instance a chimpanzee can not come to fathom how a software exists but to us, we totally understand. which means there is knowledge which our capacity as humans to comprehend is impossible ... It's a very scary thing to wrap my head around
Food / Re: Guinness World Records: Treasure Eleojo Abraham Begins ‘Home’ Cook-A-Thon by TsbAfrica: 9:24am On Jun 17, 2023
Candidlady:



Stop feeding folks on here with bullsh!!t

you came late to the party ... Someone else has already pointed that out to me and I have updated my knowledge base ... I am glad to see you are not in you usual grumpy old lady persona today ... Nice. There is hope!
Crime / Re: Pranking Contents Are Becoming Dangerous & Need Regulations Soon - Police by TsbAfrica: 7:48am On Jun 17, 2023
People fear what they don't understand, they hate what they can't conquer - NAS

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Politics / Re: Just Now:tinubu Recieved Shock Messeage From PDP by TsbAfrica: 7:41am On Jun 17, 2023
Helgreenluv:

Don't click on that link guys. La click la bend
thanks boss, even me I nor fit try am !
Career / Re: How To Survive In This Economy by TsbAfrica: 7:37am On Jun 17, 2023
The issue now is how ? Becasue a company that will contract you to write emails for 1000 dollars could easily hire someone for the job or jump on Fiverr and pay 20 dollars for same, so it would be helpful to know your how... Becasue you are right that access to information is key
Politics / Re: Just Now:tinubu Recieved Shock Messeage From PDP by TsbAfrica: 7:33am On Jun 17, 2023
The era of shock went with buhari... Nothing is shocking tinubu.
Education / Re: Lasu Law Student, Aminat Yusuf Graduates With 5.0, Breaking 40 Year Old Record by TsbAfrica: 7:32am On Jun 17, 2023
hafeeanubasy:

Yourub l'agba


Amaka ko,Amunkun meko ni 😆
haha 😂😂😂 that was a good one

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Career / Re: The 3 Basic Of Sales That You Must Understand If You Run A Business by TsbAfrica: 7:20am On Jun 17, 2023
This is good information... Most people lack the will power, so they blame it on something other than themselves... Share your blueprint if you can, from what I have seen I trust there is a lot of value you have to give
Politics / Re: Even Riffraffs Like Asari Dokubo Getting Such Honourary Welcome From Tinubu by TsbAfrica: 7:08am On Jun 17, 2023
Success1981:
Is that what Tinubu presidency is reduced to
op I can bet you and your entire family can NOt stand in front of him and call him a riffraff.

You are only doing so becasue you are a keyboard warrior expressing hate from behind an electronic device.

If e sure for you, go and say it to his face and see how the event plays out.

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Crime / Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by TsbAfrica: 6:55am On Jun 17, 2023
dontiky:
if she has been sleeping with him at least two times a week for three years that is way over 300 times
yeah that number is usually on the low end you see I have this observation, when people call numbers if they say it to boost thier ego, they usually double it and if they say it to lie or tell half truths the usually cut it in half .. over the years I have come to see it as a normal human behavior and so when a see someone telling me about something that involves figures I just apply my formula to arrive at the real figurative ball park... In her case 300 will be around 600 to 700 times.
Career / Re: Blind Mechanic Perfectly Repairing Cars In Abuja (Video) by TsbAfrica: 6:50am On Jun 17, 2023
Abc2Z:


What other part of the body can you use to see apart from the eye.
the ears .. it's called echolocation. And people are actually using it to see ... I also practice it very well even tho I can see, I train my ears to be able to tell the general distance of objects, though it is nothing close to the abilities I have seen blind people perform ... I mean I have seen a blind boy who rides bicycles, skate board , walks around without a walking stick all he does is makes a high pitched click sound and processed the data that returns back to his ears via echoes, and with that he generates a 3d map of his immediate environment almost exactly how light does to people who see.. I hope you know what what you see is simply the echo of light on the environment around you.

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Family / Re: Family... Do You Experience These In Your Home.What Are The Realities ? by TsbAfrica: 6:44am On Jun 17, 2023
A woman will only disrespect you when her expectations does not meet up with reality.

Men try to understand women with the mindset of men and that is why we focus on logic but women are not wired to be logical they respond with feelings, emotions... If you want to take control of a woman's life begin to design her feelings and take control of her emotions. As a man, use your logical ability to plan her feelings. Another thing is men try to be everything he thinks (logic) she wants, .....her father, her friend, her brother, her lover and in so doing you become her boredom, you become predictable and predictable is stable but booooooring AF. Women, being emotional beings love the thrill of adventure that is why you can find a girl who will take off from Kano to visit a man she never met in Lagos. No logic at all ! Just emotions. In conclusion-ish especially to young men out there, you need to realize that a woman is an addition to your life and she should not be your whole life. Know exactly what you want and let her know you are the captain of your ship, if she is willing to comply to your life then she is welcome but if she doesn't fit, dust yourself up and step on. Today many men have lost it all becasue we have been programmed to be a certain way that is totally advantageous to the female gender. You need to realize it is all programming. True love only exist in your imagination and expectations... The reality is every relationship is transactional, you are recieving simply based on the fact that you are giving and this cuts across all forms of relationship, if you begin to feed a wild bird, it will begin to get closer, if you begin to take care of a plant it will grow up well. If you stop it all stops. Even your family, they love you based on particular reasons if those reasons stop to exist you will be amazed what will happen.

Women have emotional intelligence... Men don't even know it exists. Our only saving grace is that logic trumps emotions anyday.

Work on you, become a man with status, and then you can pick any type of woman you desire and she will conform even if she knows she is just a side chick.... Case in point is our very own "portable" .. who despite looking like a mop, can easily sleep with as many women as he wants ... And there you have it... Become somebody so that a woman's expectations can be met and thereby your desires can be fulfilled.

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Crime / Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by TsbAfrica: 6:13am On Jun 17, 2023
FirstbornWds:


And in the case when a woman is raped multiple times until she voices out, would this logic still apply?
you are asking your question as a snare knowing fully well that the world due to the lack of will for critical thinking has over sensationalized issues surrounding the female gender. But let me give you my perspective. If it was a girl that was in his shoe and was having sex with a grown ass man 300 times, and she is not forced, or threatened or under any form of danger to her life and she failed to report it to the authority 300 time ... I mean 300 freaking time ? Haba you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that she is a willing participant and should equally be punished. You can claim manipulation in both cases but common 300 times ? We are not talking of a 12 year old here or a 5 year old... We are talking of a person who is already able to impregnate a woman... Haba 300 times and then all of a sudden he is a Victim 300 times he got an erection and knew all the motion to have sex but he is a minor and he cannot consent ... Oh please.
Romance / Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by TsbAfrica: 5:58am On Jun 17, 2023
For me the thought of death is soothing, knowing that it's inevitable, it is a part of the show, life is nothing but a flash, a spark, a splash, a tone, a wave, a beat,a fractal.

I only pity those who waste thier life in preparation for an after life, even memory is bound to this reality, and without memory, what are you ? Nothing .

Your heart beats in your chest, but it can be transplanted into someone else and it will beat just fine. Your blood flows in your body but it can be transfused into someone else and it will work just fine same with most of your body parts except your brain(memory)... What are you ? If not a product of memory and your knowledge aquired from your experiences and or the experiences of others. If you were born in Tibet and grew up there, the present you will never exist, you will be alive but a totally different ego.

I personally think When you die, you leave everything behind including memory the very core of what you think is your identity. Look at people with amnesia, or dementia they are alive yes, but the structure of what they consider to be "them" is currupted and they loose track of what they are.

You need to understand this deeply, Everything is data. Every single thing that exists, can exist and will exist is simple data, it becomes information when you figure out how to put the data IN FORMATION. Including death.

So I sit tight and enjoy this 3 dimension expirience we all have come to know and call .... Life!

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