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halfrica:
Prepare wat is worst than that for him
Like putting soldier ants coated with jelly and bake it inside cookies for him served with a chilled wine containing a cat urine as first course meal

Next take time to pound yam with a nice soup made from cobras blood and green grasshoppers lookin like crayfish inside egusi soup 2nd course meal
Lastly ends it wit a nice cup of icecream with lizard eye as cherry on it wit sharwama that contains different kinds of wild animals flesh he cud ever imagine

for who??

what the hell is this thing sef in the soup?? is that a rat??

true,true,,,all true...good translation very funny...

i thing your writings should become our new bible...

job well done!!!

SirLegal:
PAEDOPHILE IN A CLERGY'S CLOTHING

Men who can't respect their age keep on deceiving Christians as "MEN OF GOD". He should be a "MAN OF DOG".

their god isssss a dog!!...god only means dog backwords....you shouldnt be calling ("the one and only"(many names)) that name.....not good...not good a tall.....

midolian:
thanks ms awesome

na you sabi...miss awesome....hahaha......abeg put your photo,make i study your awesomeness...

made in nigeria products.......

very good,buy made in naija or get lost!!!...if na even hair extension,it must be made in nigeria!!!

Slickest:
We taking cash u toking maths...I only calculate currencies...

hahaha...me too..guy, you must be igbo....

Anazp:
if someone comes onto your property to clean or repair without your permission isn't that trespass? same way with government. the roads for for government ad you need the governments permission to repair them.

i dont think the goverment will punish you because you repair something that belong to them...of course you need their approval first...

no2fuks:
help a bit? after paying tax

you are not the only one paying tax in the world,,,its about helping yourself and your enviroment,,,dont be toooooo selfish..if you have some extra money,then help your community...

mickyeddi:
Nice try dude but this another take:

suppose, p_n(x)=x^6+n=x^6±y^a.
the expressions "x^6+y^a" & "x^6-y^a" can be factorized only for the following values of "a"
x^6+y^6=(x^2+y^2)(x^4-x^2y^2+y^4)
x^6-y^6=(x+y)(x-y)(x^2+xy+y^2)(x^2-x*y+y^2)
x^6-y^4=(x^3+y^2)*(x^3-y^2)
x^6+y^3=(x^2+y)(x^4-x^2y+y^2)
x^6-y^3=(x^2-y)(x^4+x^2y+y^2)
x^6-y^2=(x^3+y)*(x^3-y)
because | n | < 500 and "y" (±y^a=n) must be an integer, for different values of "a" y^6=0,1,64 y^4=0,1,16,81,256 y^3=0,1,8,27,64,125,216,343 y^2=0,1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100,121,144,169,196,225,256,289,324, 361,400,441,484
possible values of "n" =y^6=0,1,64 =-y^6=0,-1,-64 =y^4=0,1,16,81,256 =y^3=0,1,8,27,64,125,216,343 =-y^3=0,-1,-8,-27,-64,-125,-216,-343 =-y^2=0,-1,-4,-9,-16,-25,-36,-49,-64,-81,-100,-121,-144,-169,-196,-225,-256,-289,-324,-361,-400,-441,-484
We can get all possible values of "n" by making an union of these 6 set of numbers (I am using the word "union" because some values have occurred more than one time). That gives 35 distinct values of "n".

chaiii....this is chinese to me too...you can combine alot of things in your head...respect...

no2fuks:
you are ignorant that is not civilians responsibility

of course not..but we can help a bit...that road will not hold long..lagos water trouble is too....we need drainage first everywere,before building roads...lagos is not kaduna with much lesser water problem....lagos is in the middle of water...thats why they called it lagos island....remember??

Obinoscopy:
Nobody has even attempted the questions. Na wa. I'm busy but let me give the mathematicians in the house my suggested hint on how to solve qxn 1:

https://static2.businessinsider.com/image/51801203eab8ea554100000c-1200/tadewos-abiye-getachew-17-nailed-this-tricky-algebra-question.jpg

x³ + a³ can be factorised into (x + a)(x² - ax + a²)
Therefore we can express x⁶ + a⁶ as (x² + a²)(x⁴ - ax² + a⁴)
Thus if we can find the various numbers of n that can be expressed in the form a⁶ (note that both n and a should be integers)

why try,if you already know,you can not...

if youu can,than do it...

for me,it looks like chinese.....

donphilopus:
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Shut! What's your definition of 'something' or 'nothing'?!

Turning down N400m armoured mercedes benz is nothing? Reducing the cost of Governance is nothing? Reducing his salary by 50% is nothing? If Jonathan had possessed this quality, I wouldn't have seen it as anything. So since your Oga (Jonah) woefully failed, then keep shut or clap for Baba!

abeg,,bros,calm down...people like him are very confusing...they make no sense,but are always writing something....crazy world with crazy people....

buhari will be the best president that nigeria ever had.....give buhari 2 years,and everybody will notice the difference,wheather they admit it or not...

destinysaid:
they collect govt allocation for repair and maintenance if the road is repaired, their revenue source stops flowing

okay...this i didnt know...the goverment should allow us some responsibiltys...they can not do everything themselves...its too much...in only lagos,i heard,has more than 9`000 roads....that is a lot of roads....

what we dont know is..civilians in europe build a lot of things with their own money...we nigerians rely too much on the goverment for everything,wait,one day the goverment will help us clean our yansh too....

op,,,you dey craze...thunda fire you!!!

now,that is a man...he dont abandon his children...he march with them,even naked.....THUNDA FIRE OUR GOVERMENT!!!!!

i wonder myself over nigerians today....everybody is insane...only you is sane..........awon agbayas..............

forkadict:
Nairaland people abeg make una con save me o.

Na so una go dey look me?

I think we need a resident Psychiatrist on nairaland. Too many psychopaths on the prowl. Too many.

Hian!

yeaaaaa!!!!!

Valfrankie:
And you can go on licking Buhari's smelly, withered and shrunken old bottom and his cow' for all I care, check Daura, you 'll find him there. You're not embarrassed that while active and vibrant youths like yourself are brainstorming and looking for a way out of the mess you and your likes put us in, you're here fighting for the ancient one. Honestly you need a head transplant.

your brain is ancient..it should have died out with the dinosauers.....

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=118401
By wmw_admin on July 10, 2015
Richard Sisk — Military.com July 9, 2015

Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford ranked Russia Thursday as the greatest national security challenge to the U.S., with ISIS fourth on his short list of homeland threats behind China and North Korea.

“If you want to talk about a nation that could pose an existential threat to the United States, I’d have to point to Russia,” Dunford said at his Senate confirmation hearing to succeed Army Gen. Martin Dempsey as the next Joint Chiefs Chairman and top military advisor to President Obama.

“If you look at their behavior, it’s nothing short of alarming,” Dunford, the current Marine Commandant, said of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s takeover of Crimea and backing of rebels in eastern Ukraine.

To counter Russia’s “hybrid warfare,” Dunford said he favored supplying weapons to Ukraine, including Javelin anti-tank missiles. “It’s reasonable to provide that kind of support to the Ukrainians,” he said.

Defense Secretary Ashton Carter and Dempsey are also on record in support of arming Ukraine, but NATO allies including Germany are against the proposal and President Obama has yet to give his approval.

“In my assessment, Russia presents the greatest threat to our national security,” Dunford said in response to questions from Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va.

“In Russia we have a nuclear power, we have one that not only has the capability to do things that are inconsistent with our national interests — they’re in the process of doing so,” Dunford said.

Despite the current impasse with Russia, “it’s important that we attempt to maintain a military-to-military relationship to mitigate the risk of miscalculation and begin to turn the trend in the other direction in terms of trust,” Dunford said.

To the question of Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, on the range of threats, Dunford said: “If I had to rack ’em and stack ’em, I’d have Russia down as No. 1.”

“I’d have China down as No. 2,” he said.

North Korea would follow “because of their nuclear capability and then ISIL,” Dunford said, using another acronym for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

Dunford said his ranking of China as the No. 2 threat was based more on China’s improving military capabilities rather than an intent by Beijing to confront the U.S.

“It doesn’t necessarily mean they’re a current threat or that we view them as an enemy,” Dunford said.

In the course of his testimony, Dunford spoke to several areas in which he might come into conflict with current administration policy in addition to arming Ukraine. However, he noted his pledge to give his best military advice to Obama.

On Iraq and Syria, he backed the current strategy of airstrikes and a limited training and advisory role on the ground in Iraq.

“I am comfortable with the current approach,” he said.

However, Dunford signaled potential differences with the administration on whether Syrian rebels trained by the U.S. should be protected against airstrikes by the regime of President Bashar al-Assad.

Dunford said it was his understanding that there were legal issues barring the U.S. from acting against Assad, but “if we train moderate Syrian forces, then we ought to provide them with the wherewithal to be successful.”

On Afghanistan, where he was the U.S. and NATO commander, Dunford expressed unease with the administration’s plan to withdraw U.S. forces at the end of 2016 with the exception of what Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., called an “embassy-centric” unit.

If confirmed, Dunford said one his top priorities would be to go to Afghanistan to assess the situation with Army Gen. John Campbell, the current U.S. commander, but he was inclined to prefer withdrawals to be based on conditions on the ground rather than a fixed timeline.

“I can assure you if I’m confirmed I’ll provide advice to the president that will allow us to meet our current end-state goal and that’ll be based on conditions on the ground,” Dunford said.

On the rebalance of forces to the Pacific, Dunford strongly endorsed the overall administration policy but took issue with the proposal from Gen. Vincent Brooks, commander of U.S. Army Pacific (USARPAC), for more involvement by the Army and the placement of Army helicopters and troops on Navy ships.

“Given the shortfall of amphibious lift, I’m speaking now as a service chief, I think the priority ought to go to the U.S. Marine Corps” to avoid redundancies, Dunford said.

The 59-year-old Dunford, a product of the Boston Catholic schools and Saint Michael’s University in Vermont, has 38 years of service in the Marines and would become the 19th JCS chairman and only the second Marine to hold the post.

Marine Gen. Peter Pace served for two years as JCS chairman in the administration of former President George W. Bush.

Sen. Tim Cotton, R-Ark., noted that Dunford earned the nickname “Fighting Joe” as leader of Regimental Combat Team-5 under then-Maj. Gen. James Mattis in the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

“Actually, it’s not one I use,” Dunford said of the nickname, but he joked that his wife occasionally calls him that. Ellen Dunford, seated directly behind the general, laughed at the reference.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl8GvIrVQ1Q

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Federal Government is expected to borrow $25 billion by 2015, Nigeria’s Debt Management Office (DMO) told the House of Representatives yesterday. This disclosure was made at a meeting with the House Joint Committee on Finance, Legislative Budget and Research, National Planning and Aid, Loans and Debt Management scrutinising the
2013-2015 Medium Term Expenditure Framework and Fiscal Strategy (MTEFF) paper submitted by President Goodluck Jonathan.

The projected figure represents the country’s foreign and domestic borrowings flowing from 2013-2015 under review.

DMO’s Director General, Dr. Abraham Nwankwo in his presentation on Nigeria’s overall debt profile and expected borrowing for 2013-2015 told the joint panel that for 2012, Nigeria external debt is projected at $9,021.53 billion; 2013 ($12,165.10 billion); 2014 ($14,585 billion) and 2015 ($16,765 billion).

A breakdown for domestic debt is projected at: 2012 ($6,483.81 billion); 2013 ($7,125.93 billion); 2014 ($7,792.41 billion) and 2015 ($8, 4441.86 billion).

At the meeting, Chairman House Committee on Legislative Budget and Research, Opeyemi Bamidele, queried the absence of a debt ceiling and what it described as Nigeria’s “aggressive” borrowing from local and international sources, lawmakers said the development has stifled chances for private business to access loans locally.

Opeyemi said: “We are now aggressively borrowing in such a manner that the private sector is now being stifled as the government is now the only big spender in the economy. The private sector cannot access funds domestically, they cannot create jobs.

The DG in his response to Bamidele’s query on rising debts countered, “Every country in the world borrows, even the most financially prudent countries like Germany and the US.”

In another development, the House joint committee refused a Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) delegation from making a presentation at the meeting insisting that the CBN governor, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi appear in person (today) by 10 am to defend the MTEFF paper.

The panel insisted that any delay in the passage of the MTEFF should be blamed on the action or inaction of the CBN.

Chairman, House Committee on Finance, Abdumumini Jibrin issued the directive. He said, “The CBN delegation I think from your introduction, we have about two Directors here and a couple of Deputy Directors and some Assistant Directors.

“As you are aware this is the most important document when it comes to issue of our National budget because this is where the budget parameters are being discussed and approved by the National Assembly.

“The role of the CBN in this process (MTEFF consideration) is very important and in our own opinion we believe that when dealing with issues like this we don’t expect anyone less than the governor to be present here, you’re also aware that the delay we are having or inability of the House to receive the President on Thursday is because we’ve not completed this work and specifically because of consultation like this with agency.

“On Thursday Central Bank delayed us and I think from Thursday till today we are being gracious to allocate you another day, we had expect that you would have done what you can to get the governor to attend, you have not explain his whereabouts or your deputy governors and you are sending a Chief Economist from CBN to come and discuss the issues that has to do with monetary implications to all these projections and the issue of exchange rates as it affects our economy directly, unfortunately we will not accept this, we will give you another chance for the governor to appear.

The House hinged its rejection of Jonathan’s request to present the 2013 budget on October 4 on its yet to be concluded probe into implementation of the 2012 budget and the yet to be adopted 2013-2015 MTEFF.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz7X_pMi2dg

Valfrankie:
GEJ was out to play in the open, and tell everybody the trut about the real situation on ground, but Nigerians crucified him and hailed Buhari with his lying goons. We are too interested in chasing shadows than facing the facts. You all APC supporters got exactly the President you deserved.

you can go kiss gej`s asss...me,i dont care...


you will find him in otuoke or bayelsa....happy kisssing,like happy christmas...............

SouthernBreeze:
I pity those taking the dullard's promises serious

and i,pity you!!!

INTROVERT:
I knew it.


Excuses Excuses Excuses.

ResourceMan:
I am so very much with you. White people, children of perdition.

children of perdition,madness,filth and confusion......

mithel:
See nigerians,tribalism don enter deir blood,32 views and just 3 replies.if na say 'abuse anoda tribe nw', we go don reach 5 pages.smh.

ohhh yes....bashing is a lot of fun.....

hahahahaha....

good thread....i got so used of bashing igbos,that i forget their nice sides...............

the problem is not weed,,,,,the problem is,no job,no money,no security..........................this makes every sane man go insane...he is angry with his woman,because she dont understand his pain..........we live in a very bad time......the woman is now sooooooooooooo corrupted,she is no help for the man no more......this kills a man.......