₦airaland Forum

nduchucks:
There will be a lot of men having affairs with these wives. Hopefully they will not get caught since given the backwardness of the King's practices, their heads may very well be chopped off.

you with your fantasies...you realy think,by women everything is about sex?? i advice you to stop watching too much porn...

Quashman:
inheriting 72 wahala. But, I doubt if he's going to b sexually active towards all of em..its just tradition nothing else..

na you sabi...no wonder you can not even handle one....

been with women is not only about sex...some of them,dont even care about sex a tall....you will wonder,whats is realy going in the minds
of women....

our kings shouldnt mess up again,like in the time the whites came the first time,they have to get wiser to lead us...

you dont start fighting your enemys after they have infiltrated you,too hard,,,you must fight them on the borders...we all know the whites
can not beat us in a fair fight....but war is war.....we must become rough-dark-necks....

see how dem dey run....

SAI General Muhammadu Godwin Okechukwu Babatunde Oluwafunmilayo Buhari

you people,,this is troubling...we are loosing too much elites...you people must understand,that without elite-warriors,a army ,no matter how well-armed is not very effective...we must not loose so much elites....

MKO4ever:
N506,000/month * 12 months ====N6,079,200/year

N6,079,200/year * 4 years====N24,316,800/per senator

Therefore each senator is collecting it's wardrobe allowance of N24,316,800 as upfront payment

Make thunder fire all of them

and their salarys nko??...what madness and foolishness is this...?our leaders are very foolissh...they still dont realise that the black-race as awoking...

friends4ever:
That shiit ain't happening in The States.

your The States,is finish....bye bye...no lie is going to bring you out of your miserys now....america is going down...every thinking person in the world knows that.....there is no way in this world,to live on debts and still progress...america is already now a none entity...keep on dreaming....

RaptorX:
Backward third world country, what else do you expect. In a civilized society all you have to do is exchange insurance information or at worst call police to get police report.

sharrap,,go fvck your western world....

nigeria willl be militarized....we are at war....no time for democracie..

we will have military-democracy.....

await more of this in the future,,,you people are forgeting "war against indiziplin"...dont forget buhari is still a general,,,he is just continueing were he left off....

nigerians willl learn disziplin,weather we like it or not....!!!

Truckpusher:
How does my Truckpusher moniker affect what was being discussed by intelligent minds?

Go to joke section and major there, we are talking about a country and if you can't contribute intelligently you better back off with ya dead brain.

realy..?? there is a joke section too..?? i must check it out...

Dorrobucci:
Shut up buhari has never been in aso rock before.

but surely in that area,buhari was once dictatoral ruler in nigeria,have you all forgoting...??

TheSonOfMark:

Inferior nitwit, you are just one of my many preys who always cower to the superiority of my typo-eloquence.

buhari is working,and you are an idiat,,,soooo...i have time for you... A LOT OF FUN..!!!

TheSonOfMark:

The featherbrained gyno-humanoid is befuddled and flummoxed by my command of the anglo lingua.

Next time your ingrained foolhardiness causes you to contemplate quoting the son of Mark, you'd recount this ordeal I am putting you through and why I am feared.

Deranged marsupial!

hehehe..are you trying to cast a spell or what...

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE,IS THE MOST STVPID LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD!!!!!....now, how about that!!!??

thats why nigerians bend it,like okocha...what a ugly and stvpid language ....indeed....

because we were forced to learn it doesnt mean its not stuuuupidddd....

TheSonOfMark:

Blind bat, I am an Ibibio from Akwaibom state - the state which has developed fastest in the last decade. While we are commissioning new roads here in Uyo, you rodents are drowning in the flood which is raving you.


Even your slave-masters keep admitting your insignificance.

well,,,Ibibio from Akwaibom state,,lets abuse each other,,,A LOT OF FUN!!!!

heyy...i saw a lot of documentaries about Akwaibom,,,[b]impressiv[/b]e...indeed..

sooo,,,now,,what is your problem?...do you have early stage of malaria or what??

TheSonOfMark:

Dimwitted orangutang, isn't the 'South West' supposedly an APC stronghold? You can't defend your brown-roof region?

Your misery is my amusement, dolt.

South West?? you igbos are truly crazy,,,imade peace my my igbo woman,,,now she is back been herself again....

you igbos can not help yourselfs in your behaviors,,,anyways,,,who cares,lets keep abusing the living daylight out of each other....

i say...A LOT OF FUN!!!!!

Truckpusher:
Yes , I was busy so I did a lot of thinking and decided to change because I don't want to be that person anymore and I can also lose it if provoked so stop the cursing , simple .

We can talk without cursing .
So, I'm a changed man.

heyyy..congrates Truckpusher,,,are you now a born-again?...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ....youuuuu.....,ahh,forget it.....!!

TheSonOfMark:

Your username is "TSDARKSIDE".

I suppose you were conceived under a bridge in THE SOUTH DARKSIDE of Oshodi.

...very dark...INDEED....

soooo now..back to you..............SHEY YOU DEY CRAZE!!!?? DEY SWEAR FOR YOU!!!??

saaedlee:
Ikpa, calm down. Ema ESE critise owo, owo esi bongo mmpo. Uniuyo afo ake abagha uku kpekpe ntom. Mbok e di do relevant edoho edi use ekamba iko-mbakara ino owo inua. Mbok concentrate ke Pharmacy afo ake kodte. Mbok faceless forum adom! Sesongo!

you know what?? you both,can go hug an iroko tree...

Truckpusher:
My friend be civil for once and show some decorum - It is people like your kind that has turned this place into an avenue of hate and insults .
If you disagree with my opinion you can kindly counter it with a superior argument and not cursing over something you have no idea on how you're being Governed.
Have I made myself clear?

hey,,,Truckpusher,how are you,,,long time no write...i remember you,,,wasnt it in romance section,and you were stalking a lady??

MizMyColi:
@Rabimlomo
I was looking for English to express the highlighted above.

Remind me again, what spectatcular thing has BuBU done?
What magical, unheard of thing has been achieved?
For a govt. that expects the masses to deliver their verdict in 100 days, surely, one'd expect that in 3 weeks, there should have been a major milestone achieved.
Orrr....is it on the 100th day they will start achieving?

Owh, I'm remembering now....commissioning an immigration centre in SA as built by the "clueless, President Jonathan"
With the way He (BuBU) talked down Jona's government, one would expect him to hands off anything thta has to do with his legacy.

If ah hear say government is continuous

wowww..you write so sweet....how are you,my queen?...

TheSonOfMark:

Tell that to your mum who conceived you when she was rapèd by insurgents in a gangbàng.

YOU ARE MAD!!!! who the hell is mark,bring am,let me bash am too...idiooot,bringing something like you in the world....!!!

like papa,like son,,,both idiots!!!

jidebaba69:
What is the matter with you?

abeg ask am...am wondering too....

ORIENTNIGERIA:
Nigeria my great country; no nation on earth surpasses nigeria in abusing their leaders.
Imagine calling a whole president of world's largest black race "Daura President" and "President Jonathan" ......hmmm..
Let's stop speaking evil of men.

hahaha..hey,what you want?,we are nigerians,,do you forget fela and others,its tradition...hehehe..

they deserve it!!!!

Truckpusher:
This is why we call him Daura President and babaonechance.

"You do not fight corruption by throwing everyone in prison but you fight corruption with technological advancements and institutions that can't be compromised easily using technology as a bedrock" - (Jonathan a true democrat)


"Contained a subtle warning that there would be consequences for any officer who failed to disclose any account or distort information on any account such as doctoring it as it would be considered illegal by the Presidency.( Buhari the unrepentant dictator)

I hope you spot the difference?

you dey craze....what you do with a thieve??of course you throw am in jail..sooooo....?WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM??!!!

did jonathan way worked?? so why the hell are you here in nairaland complaining when jonathans way worked?? you are mad...!!!!

TheSonOfMark:

Ever heard of adrenaline? It's quite commonly secreted in the systems of people who constantly are hyperactive and have their hearts in their mouths especially when they flee from savages (Boko Haram).

'Enjoy' your Somali-esque enclaves.

hieyyy...see me see trouble,guy,what is your problem??

lets go to work...

SAI General Muhammadu Godwin Okechukwu Babatunde Oluwafunmilayo Buhari

BIG SHAME...oloshi...thats enough..nobody died,and he will get his punishment...

dammytosh:
That is silly.

Why will he committ suicide ?

abeg..go ask ham...ohhh..sorry too late..stvpid idiooot...because of what,nakeed?? idiooot....

i still think buhari,is the right guy for this crazy job...

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/i-was-afraid-nigeria-might-be-like-somalia-says-buhari/

HAHAHAHAAAAAA....But we are not short of crazy people..indeed...hahaha...

if there keep up with this nonesense for the next 4 years,i suggest,none of us go to vote...nothing is changing,why the hell are we voting coming of 2019 none of us go vote again,not for president,not for legislators,not for senators....we shouldnt play their games no more.....

going on the streets is dangerous,dont forget the police and the army will not be on your side,their job is to keep law and order..this thieves have found a way to steal from us,and we can not do much...very anoying indeed..