I've been there, she may be just reserved and isn't really good with words. Maybe she neds a strong assurance that she's loved. It took me 3 years plus some months to hear it from my lover for the first time. Even now I have to say it for him to respond. Yeah sometimes you wonder if the person really love you or just tryna' front but believe me, Your baby could be in love, just doesn't feel good saying it.

F**k Man-u
Blues Rule, Maintain to sustain and be the best in Britain. LIFETIME BLUE!!!!!

I'll go for Chidi " the hunk" Mokeme, he sends shivers down my spine everytime I watch him.

For the love of Mike you guys should leave Drogba alone, he bought those shirts because' he can't just walk into Chelsea store and take them free. There are a lot of sports shirts on the streets of London but they are not authentic. He bought them because' he needed to send the home to his friends and family members. Don't pay any mind to the British press. Jay Jay use to do that when he was with Bolton. My younger brother got a signed shirt from him.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Bleep him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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There are two notorious names missing from the list. For people in the eastern part of Nigeria you need to mention Thief Chris Uba and Chimaroke Nnamani. They caused financial havoc and anarchy in their respective states. Also in the list are Thief Mrs Pat Etteh who couldn't wait to lay her hands on the bounty, Mr.Sam Ejiofor who stored money in 2 water tanks and a Super cop who landed in a super net for a super theft.

Please house, I'm a 30 yr old male and I'm in love with two wonderful girls. I'm working with a communication company and the lord has been faithful. My problem is I'm a sickler and people don't seem to believe me when I open up. I don't look it but I know that I have it. I tried telling my MD and my immediate boss at work but they didn't believe me. They thought I'm just trying to find a way of absenting myself from work whenever I wish. I don't know how to tell the girls cos I already told one and she saw it as a flimsy excuse I want to use and dump her. Besides is it possible to marry someone if I told them I'm a sickler ? Will they stigmatize and move away ?