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@bucketh continue , im enjoying the biographys

Ayima: what is this one saying? You better shutup if you are not a student.Idiot.

but seriously he is right, and there was no need to insult him

Good news

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
--ID CARDS--
Afta a month takin lectures,I had nw stabilizd in skul,gotten an apartmnt n d skul conciousnes had diluted.
Many tins got me surprised.
1st...how pple cum 4rm left right n centre 2 sell dft tins 4 us (wic wer often nt useful) cuz we wer in 100lvl,dey took advantage of d naivity n anxiety of som 2 market their products.I hardly eva bought anytin,cuz I knew wat ws up.Bt many did n ended up putin dem in d trash can.
2....Hw u'l go 2 skul smtims n no lecturer mite cum 4 a class n den u wish u neva came
3.....How students quarell n play d chicken game durin d 1st few weeks esp wen d class rep is 2 be elected,d problem of payin class dues as well as contribution 4 Public Adress (PA) system.
All dese wer dawnin on me,bt dip down,I knw I had nt finishd evrytin.
Getin d deptmtal ID card ws nt dfcult...I jst went 2 my dpmtal office,wrote my name n matric no...den signd....n ws told 2 cum 4 it d followin week..
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Departmnt Library Id card ws a little dft as my course adviser told me to pay abt 400 in an office,at my dpmt floor.....I did n ws reffered back to him...he took my details n told me wen it's ready,I'l be calld.Bt it tuk anoda 4 months b4 I ws given at d beginin of 2nd smstre.
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I did no faculty I.dcard,as our Faculty Gvt ws banned (lik NL) 4 mor dan 2 yrs, due 2 corruptn,only 2 be reinstatd weeks b4 strike.
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John Harris Library Id card took a lot surprisingly.
Afta muc procastinatn,I decided 2 get it ova with.
I went der wit my skul fees receipt as dey instructd.
While approachin d cirulatn desk,I ws stoppd n searchd...dey saw my phone n askd me 2 go back n drop it...
I dint go wit a bag,jst had 2 drop it smwer in d locker...a place wer d risk of losin it wud be around 90%.
Wen I got 2 d desk,I met a fairly lng queue.afta abt 10mins,it ws my turn n my details wer collectd n I ws askd 2 cum back two days later...I went der n ws askd 2 find my I.D slip wic had my passport 4rm d hundreds of slips der.It startd easily until I had spent 15mins n stil hadn't found mine...I searchd more n more n den....bingo!
I filled it,submitted n ws told 2 com back d followin week.
I did as I ws told...n finally I got d I.d card.....
It ws anoda milestone I had crossed
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Nw I had 3 Id cards...bt all r little compared 2 Skul Id card....Afta sum weeks....it ws announcd dat we hv 2 start registerin 4 skul Id card....
N dis had 2 be done at d Auditorium...oh dang!!! Nt d auditorium....! I tut,as it brings memories of d peak of clearance.....
As it ws announced....100lvl stdents being eva eager,rushed down lik
preys runnin 4rm predators to 2 auditorium 2 get it done....I decidd 2 wait n do mine d followin day 2 evade d crowdiness dat reminds u of ntin else bt a swam of bees.
Wen I went d followin day,I ws told 2 write my details wit a black pen (compulsory) on a white sheet of paper....
N I askd maself....So nw it's black pen,wat next?
I had no black pen,n only a handful of pple der did....as we systematically queued behind dose wit a black pen....
Luckily,I ws able 2 get 1 from a gurl who told me 2 return it immediatly dat she ws abt leavin....I sed....K...
I tuk it,wrote as fast as I culd.....as I ws abt returnin d pen,anoda gurl askd 4 it n I refusd 2 giv ha bcuz d owner ws in a haste 2 get it back...It turnd out dat d gurl whom i dint giv d pen hates me up till 2day bcuz of dat.
Well....Afta writin my details,I stayd in a queue while tryin 2 apologise n explain myself,all 2 no avail.Shortly,it ws my turn n i entered d room,submittd my detail wic ws verified.... Den I left.
We wer told we'l be calld wen d ID Card is read.A call,we r still yet 2 receive.

Watch out 4 d Final Experience
BIOMETRICS

nice one there, i cant wait for d nxt experience

[quote author=Dsuave_monsieur]Talkin abt d exiled sylvalord sef.

D way dt guy tae go bananas surprise me sha[/quote]yeah he was a shocker

Adex097: You've mistaken me for syvalord ....

ur a bad lier man, common tell them wat oluwababs did to u

Romanticboy1: @adex,welcome frm exile!
Ur babes were hammerin prayers 4 ur return!
Tnx God sha!!!

yep they were scared u will get r a p e d

Adex097: hard wat? Nah VIP E-prison dem put me o....I just dey watch movie and chop food 24/7

this guy can LIE!!!, mehn u should have seen him cry like a baby when oluwababs and richiez were beating him up....

Adex097: Adex is here bro..God bless you.


@karen, thanks for the love...you're indeed a "wife-material"
@you all, thanks for your concern ...I'm xo grateful
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NL E-prison is kinda cool...I saw syvalord dere, the dude was sentenced to LIFE imprisonment..he asked me to greet you all.


*dazall*




where's ma cuban coffee

..ey man welcome back, sorry i left you back at e-cell, but that place was very uncomfortable, every 30mins mod. Richiez will knock us with his big stick, i had to pay bail and get outa there...happy to u c u back ....#no homo

[quote author=I_am_Lamar]Wait o .









Is this anatomy male or female ?[/quote]well i not sure, bt its most likely thats shes female

chidi2pus: Too many long posts ooo
Can't read em all


Call of Duty Black ops II for me

jeez thats a "tom girl" talking

Detivo: ma ladi it shuldnt b...dats m 4 u, i jst told u d better truth as de cal it....bt d list is on it way. Dats nt al, i knw u most hav heard dat 90% of d names in 3rd list ar profs slot nd dose dat got close 2 cutoff...lstyr i waitd 4 3rd list bt ntin showd n it hinda ma dis yrs plan. So dont let dat be ur case nxt yr...even if u wuld get admitd plan 1st. Bt God wuld se his children true. U can get ma contact. In case u want 2 knw ma plans dat wuld help u n even work weda or nt u gain admisn, or dont u want 2 b a guru hu work n stil go2 skul. Lyf is al abt d future cos der is ntin lyk 'Back to the future(movie)' so dont let uniben b d reason u remain wer u ar. Tanks 2 ma personal talkhead explicit n riley. Join m n lets move on.dont b surpris if u becom greata dan sum1 dat gain admisn b4 u. God help us.

this has a point

Asakel: Goo'luck wif dat.
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Izi nor..... I pledge to Naija ma country
To be faiful, loyal and hornest.
To serve Naija wif all my heart
Even my kidney
To defend and attack our unity
Nat 4gettin da midfield role.
And uphold our honor and gwowy
So help me God.
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Somebody say amen...

oh my gosh, u got it correct...bravo

[quote author=_anatomy_01]yeah ! A desperate Person would Quickly Jump at the opportunity.

Well,conratulations.

But . I'm sure you know that it's better to study Med in UNIBEN than in IMSU. Now don't u want to study in one of the best Medical schools in the country .

I'm sure you do ! So,if cost wouldn't be an Issue,i'll advise you to accept IMSU's and still keep trying for UNIBEN.

And WHEN u're finally admitted to UNIBEN's Med school,u'll have an edge over others cos the Lectures will be Like Revision. U'll have WONDERFUL grades .

Or...you can accept the Crop Science and still Keep trying.

It's all in ur hands[/quote]take her advice, shes got a point

Asakel: Na wa 4u o.
The next xmas iz next year na.
Shooo.

lemme start cramming d 9ja national pledge

Merry xmas and happy independence day...

[quote author=_anatomy_01]Why ? Can't u thank him Yourself ?

CONGRATULATIONS ! ! [/quote]pure nigerian reply

tinahrex: .U kuld start a computa programme in any well renowned Computa skul...a 3mnths Program perhaps....it'll go a lng way

thanks man... I'll think about it...

FilesUpdator: [color=olive]I'm taking a break. I'll be back when I have achieved what I am planning or doing. If you are wise, you'll see that ASUU has given us time to plan for our future. Time is always in abundance we just don't know how to make good use of the little we have. Lemme leave a quote:
"In Terminator II, Arnold schwarzenegar said only 10,000 words (not sentences) and was paid over 500 thousand dollars. You and I have been talking since we were born. How much are we earning? "


Before I ball out, lemme make a shoutout to everyone on this thread but first to those still waiting for their names.[/color]

Yet To Be Admitted:
Detivo, Droga dray, Karen Kinky, Affrey, Profemmy and Pokemon. I urge you all to continue in prayers. I was once "yet to be admitted" but was finally admitted. I'll put you all on my prayer list.


Admitted: Riley_Freeman a.k.a Trafford, Adex097 a.k.a Adex098, Asakel, Miscellaneous, explicit7, anatomy01, ivykorah, ditrix a.k.a odizeey, osuu9, tinahrex, metaphycist, sir tunechi, doc_miss, mehlena, pokemon, dericinh, another1234, michael sokoto, ojingbe, mr calculus, calculusf(x), kolade, swagalord, nekkie, preciousguyx , mickey7, mickeyiso, monsieursuave, faith93, emylexray, kenexcel, mexyz, didi5, beezally, tsleazy, greatmind, swashi007, sylvalord, sylvagoldie, ghyft, mhiz_bernie, chidi2pus, Eng_Tino, Austino1OOO, I-am-winner, TohBeeQute, Badbull92, latnot95, obeniprecious and akpan aniefiok.

[color=olive]These are the names my busy brain can recall at this moment.



BYE BYE THANGS. [/color]

this guy has a point...bt seriously can sumone give ideas or tips abt wat to be doing as prep for the future

Droga dray: i enjoy my nyt sex wit d holyspirit....dt is d sweetest s*x i ever hard... gudmornin luv gud mornin d holyspirit gud mornin my rummate

seriously...holy spirit ?? Man dats hell of a wrath ur inviting

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Well...I guess I'm the only one who's apathetic about ASUU's strike. [/quote]

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Well...I guess I'm the only one who's apathetic about ASUU's strike. [/quote]...i too im kinda happy abt this strike...from the way things are going i dnt think the strike will end without the government honouring the agreement...and dat means we will have strike free years ahead of us...and yep bcuz of d strike i have enough time for keyboard training...so, to God be the Glory

Asakel: Goodluck Jonathan
The best president in the world.

if i hear

tinahrex: add me..(tinahrex)....i'll share him wiv yo...kant rekal hiz uzaname....Am 4 Comp.Sci too BTW...

..ait man do u knw other comp sci students here

exPLIcit7: I was expecting 2-3 answer never knew it will c0me 0ut 0n fr0nt page...dn't even kn0w y I created it.

congrats man, just like starting page 800, 900 and 1000 in sequence, it aint easy to to make front page...chiao

TohBeeQute: HOlllaaaaa....How yo all doing....anyone in Dept. Of Comp Science in here?

...me too...going for comp sci, wats ur 2go username

jotel: gud pm.pls b4 d strike,uniben freshers were supposed to start/resume lectures in november.if ASUU decides to call off d strike,will d date remain d same?

can someone provide answer to this question

Droga dray: goood news! goodnews!
ASUU will end deir strike dis week
i nd all unadmitd nairalanders will b admitd 2 a fulfilld course.......
we shall find favour in d eyes of d lord

amen to this ^^^

tosnat: Aiit Bro... safe.. sorry if I offended u

...no problem man...

I went there sum weeks ago, and i was asked to bring 5000naira and 2 recent passport photos, photocard and sum other crap...

IVYKORAH: I guess. So how was your night handsome ser??

...i bet he is blushing now