₦airaland Forum

Arrest hhe useless bikes and cars

You lie!

Pakute:
Which right thing is he doing?, baba just dey save face. EFCC has declared Agunloye wanted which means Tinubu has already dusted baba's file, OBJ know say Tinubu no go look e face when security go come embarrass am for Ota, that is why e dey try submit himself jejely. All enemies of Tinubu must collect.

It's comments like this that cause headache on NL. Just listen to yourself

You spoke

We heard

Thank you

Antoeni:
A guy posted on his group chat saying he needs 7k urgently.
People were just observing the post without saying anything.
Then a lady commented and said DM. He DM her and the lady asked for his account details and send him 10k and told him to use the remaining 3k for himself.
The guy thanked her.
One day the guy called the Lady and asked for a date, she agreed and they want out. They started having feelings for each other.
Then the guy surprised her with a brand new iPhone 15 and new Lexus, and he took the Lady to Canada and they got married.
MORAL LESSON: I Need 5k urgently.
Remember the lesson.

O boy kolorado nor go kill you

compton11:
he's just a clout chaser!

He don visit the one that happened in anambra night club?

In a night club you said, how deos that compare to women and children in their humble home or men in their place of work being bombed?

Omerta42:
I be better yoruba boy. But you see this thing wey you write so. You be compound animal. You no get sense at all. Wetin you write make sense?

Ignore him sir, some of these guys type from iya Biliki's agbo spot

Davido is good no doubt, but this isn't about music, this is about politics and power. The Adeleke's got both

Now i see why this guy is so underrated. Congrats though

AntiChristian:
Israel love killing babies!
And the Christians too love them since it is biblical to kill babies.

I saw a post on killing babies here https://www.nairaland.com/7925676/israeli-pm-quotes-bible-appeals

It fits the narrative so well!

God punish Israel and the god of Israel (USA) that gives them funds and weaponry!

Since the war started the god of Israel aka USA has made billions in arms profit!

I don't understand why you guys are playing the victim card. For God's sake it's a war, it's either you fight or you surrender. Hamas isn't shooting children friendly missiles after all.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is epic.

According to Mujahideen Asari Dokubo, saying Benin founded Lagos shows how unintelligent some people are - THAT IS HISTORICAL PARASITISM - ASARI DOKUBO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgLTNhetuwQ?si=Glv69X2MR1I7EAZh. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Q0sJro0Ow/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This guy is definitely sick. God! Mere listening to him can drive one nut. Imagine the drawl

ecolime:
So Abuja belongs to Fulani?

Nothing wey person no go read for Nairaland.

Please disregard these NL online Tigers.

GALAXY11:
psychologist sir hope you're cool?

Nor mind the werey

Amotolongbo:
How is this an achievement?

Nigeria 🇳🇬 for how much longer shall we condone this?

xavuv:
Use salt water to gaggle and rinse your mouth Before you sleep everynight

I don't get it.. what's wrong with brushing your mouth?

Kobojunkie:
When was the last time you saw your dentist? Do you at least keep your 6-month dental cleaning appointment?

English

IamAtikulate:
IGR = Taxes

Anambra is a tax haven, in case you don't.

Again, SE leaders are more economically sound than their SW counterpart.

For instance, Alex Otti recently said that "Taxes are government share of the prosperity it creates."

Do you really understand what that means?

Have you wondered why SE Governors, especially Abia and Anambra keep lowering taxes?

You won't understand because you guys suck at economics.

Keep celebrating IGR which is not an economic indicator while your debts keep mounting.

You claim to generate the highest IGR in the country yet SW has the highest debt ratio.

It doesn't make sense.

If Anambra State government is tax-obsessed like Ogun and SW Governors, only Onitsha Main Market will generate the whole if whatever IGR Ogun gets.

You are making noise because of 120 billion.

FYI, 12 million daily transaction happens at Onitsha Main Market. The market annual transactions sits at around $3 billion, with 40% of this circulating as unbanked transaction.

You can verify these claims with a simple Google search.

If Anambra government taxes just 1% of these transaction, it'll generate $30 million annually, which is approximately 21 billion naira.

If government taxes 5%, it'll generate 105 billion from the market alone.

But Anambra has 48 markets.

So, trade and commerce in Anambra can generate more than Ogun IGR.

If you are underrating trade, then look at the evidence below.

Trade is the third largest component of Nigerian GDP, far ahead of manufacturing

God bless you for this enlightenment

XY23:
Conscientious stupidity at its peak.

You must be a genius. I'm still trying to understand the message

It's happened in other states election. They are preparing an enroute for APC. Kudos to them

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Reason I don't go anywhere near any water body be it flowing water body like river or stream
Not to talk of swimming pool
I dey mad

swimming pool water is cursed
If you know what is in there you won't dare step inside
If you have had sex several times with a woman and you know the all kind of fluids that exchange and secrets during sex you will never near swimming pool

Has you NL account been hacked? You're really not sounding like you. What ever happened to smoking the fat mould of weed while knacking the fat ass with a chilled bottle of Heineken?

This one's are looking for who to electrocute

Burn 💣💣 🔥🔥🔥

Problem is they never know when to stop

KingOfAllIgbos:
They will never admit that Yorubas are superior.

Hence the flogging would never cease.

If Atiku was the one who won, out of fear of Fulani/ Hausa, they wouldn't have even appealed.

PEPT, Supreme Court...even US courts.

No one is superior to the other. Nigeria belongs to us all in equal measure.

YorubaDemonswag:
We have nothing against conquered people,you and your people are conquered and you are third class citizen, that's why you are using Oduduwa and I know your igwe will be answering awolowo

Third class! Guess that makes you second class? In my opinion you and the Ibos still fall bellow first class. You guys are simply lower class Comrades

Kukutente23:
Why are you telling us
Go and borrow .


You sound like a zombie. Two moribund refineries and federal secretariat will fetch you $53bn?

You just called someone that came up with a useful idea on how to raise fund a zombie, meanwhile it is you who doesn't know the difference between 35 and 53

honeyB2018:
Can you imagine that the majority is from Lagos State.
But where's the evidence of these humongous amount of money as allocation?
Come to Ojo, Amuwo Odofin, Apapa, Ajegunle, you can't see any sign that the collect this kind of money. Yet people will still want them to continue.

With all this money and the state igr, this is the lagos we get. Tinubu is indeed a builder. Delta didn't get this much, yet Ibori was able to steal all the billions and even reserved some amount for the Delta that we all see today

CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck you too!

You've been fvcked too bad that I worry for you

CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!

And this is how you fvck Isreal
Behaving like some lowlife bandits