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Romance / Re: Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, The Man With The 19 Inches (pics/video) by TUANKU(m): 6:05am On Mar 04
Jennyclay see your spec

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Food / Re: Lady Cooked Rubbish When Asked To Cook For The Family (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 6:03am On Mar 04
I hope she can fvck real good cos you can't be this bad at cooking and also bad at fvcking

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Celebrities / Re: Indian Billionaire Mukesh Ambani Pays Rihanna $6.3 Million To Sing At Son’s Wed by TUANKU(m): 5:54am On Mar 04
Ambani ...man lives in a building with 27 floors, 3 helipads,6 floors of car parking (The most expensive residential building in the world valued at $2b) with 600+ staff ...money talks & bullshit works cheesy

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Properties / Re: I Need A 50 By 50 And Above Land In Mararaba/ Abuja by TUANKU(m): 5:37am On Mar 04
I can refer you to someone who can help, he lives in Navy Estate Karshi (Karu LG).
Family / Re: Help! My Marriage Is Giving Me Pain. by TUANKU(m): 5:32am On Mar 04
You no get TV and her phone don spoil...she will make life hell for you cheesy

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Romance / Re: Why Am I Attracted To Only Gorimapa Girls by TUANKU(m): 5:23am On Mar 04
When you dey give gorimapa girl doggy if you look the head from back you go think say na man cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Recover Lost Coins From Hacked Crypto Wallet? By Cyber Asset Recovery. by TUANKU(m): 5:20am On Mar 04
Easier said than done cheesy .
Politics / Re: Countries With Similar Or Worse Power Supply Than Nigeria! (Surprising List) by TUANKU(m): 5:18am On Mar 04
Console yourself you clown cheesy

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Crime / Re: Yunusa Jibrin Invents AI Tool To Identify Bandits by TUANKU(m): 5:13am On Mar 04
Oga Nigeria does not have any problem with identifying bandits and their hide outs. By the way China already invented a more advanced AI system which it deploys in use to identify Uigurs and Geluk/Tibetan dissidents and other enemies of the state.
Kudos to him for the project but what we need is political will to go after the terrorists and their sponsors.

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Politics / Re: Stop Blaming the President For High Cost Of Food in Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 5:05am On Mar 04
We should not blame your tin-god Tinubu? His actions caused the extreme hardship but let's look for someone else to blame. Banza!

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Politics / Re: Enugu East Local Government Chairman Is Trying (pics) by TUANKU(m): 4:59am On Mar 04
yarimo:
It's not to late for you to enroll in adult education classes, so that you can learn about bonus data 🤣🤣
Your case bad gan..."Too late" and not "To late" cheesy
Travel / Re: Throwback In History: Concorde Super Sonic Test Flight And Its Heroic Pilots by TUANKU(m): 4:57am On Mar 04
Amazing piece of engineering.
Politics / Re: Man Who Found, Returned Missing N100m Gets Hajj Slot, Cash, Bus by TUANKU(m): 11:46pm On Mar 03
A Hajj pilgrimage and a used vehicle. He could have gotten both for less than 40m and be left with a change of 60m. cool
Crime / Re: I Drank Sniper On The 25th Of February by TUANKU(m): 11:40pm On Mar 03
Pity your mother and siblings...don't do anything stupid.
Romance / Re: I Will Embark On A Prayer-a-thon To Make Ghana Proud by TUANKU(m): 11:33pm On Mar 03
immortalcrown:
Kolo mental!
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Enugu East Local Government Chairman Is Trying (pics) by TUANKU(m): 11:23pm On Mar 03
yarimo:
free bonus data kids crew grin grin grin
What is bonus data? cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abbas Ahmed: Grandson Of Hezbollah Chief Nasrallah Killed In Israeli Airstrike by TUANKU(m): 10:48pm On Mar 03
Precision delivered with extreme prejudice cheesy

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Politics / Re: The Bauchi Oil Wells SCAM by TUANKU(m): 10:43pm On Mar 03
Everyday Igbo and Yoruba bigots will be bickering on NL and co-wives grin
Politics / Re: Enugu East Local Government Chairman Is Trying (pics) by TUANKU(m): 10:28pm On Mar 03
yarimo:
you asked simple question and I gave you simple answer. [b]Is like you [/b]are one of those illiterate Obidient abi ?
All your posts/comments you always use "is" instead of "it's" ... not too late to enroll for adult education classes. cheesy

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Crime / Re: CCTV Captures Man Using Charm To Escape From Assassins by TUANKU(m): 10:21pm On Mar 03
The way they searched for him show say if to say dem catch the guy enh cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Haiti: 300000 flee capital As Armed Gangs Storm Prison, Free Hundreds Of Inmates by TUANKU(m): 9:55pm On Mar 03
Newton2024:
Kiss the truth. You blacks are next to animals in barbarism.
And you are? cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Haiti: 300000 flee capital As Armed Gangs Storm Prison, Free Hundreds Of Inmates by TUANKU(m): 9:54pm On Mar 03
Putindbutt:
A once wealthy nation turned the filthiest of rags, all thanks to the european supremacists.
Once wealthy? When? ...Haiti has never been wealthy,not for a day. cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Haiti: 300000 flee capital As Armed Gangs Storm Prison, Free Hundreds Of Inmates by TUANKU(m): 9:52pm On Mar 03
Newton2024:
Something is fundamentally wrong with blacks. It seems the colour is the problem. They can't rule themselves successfully.
What a dumb take.

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Crime / Re: Mob Overpowers Policemen, Kills Two, Injures Two Others In Edo by TUANKU(m): 9:44pm On Mar 03
Next thing now they will arrest any available youth in sight, already the chairman is talking tough.
Anywhere wey dem kill policeman abeg make you run comot before those savages will return for revenge mission.
Politics / Re: 2024: APC Chairmen Pledge Support For Ondo Female Guber Aspirant, Funmilayo by TUANKU(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03
If she purchase the party's guber forms then she fit become commissioner if her party win. Ondo He-Goat politicians go disturb her die grin ... i know this from my experience of living in Akure during the admin of the first Labor Party governor in Nigeria Olusegun Mimiko.
Crime / Re: Spanish Blogger On India Motorcycle Tour Gang-raped by TUANKU(m): 9:10pm On Mar 03
talk2hb1:
India and Raping are 5&6
True.

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Crime / Re: Spanish Blogger On India Motorcycle Tour Gang-raped by TUANKU(m): 9:08pm On Mar 03
In India rape is like a sport to Indian men,second in popularity to Cricket...same also with South Africa.
Bunch of savages.

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Members Of Drug Cartel, Intercepts Cocaine, Heroin Consignments by TUANKU(m): 9:01pm On Mar 03
The Suspects are Hausa,Yoruba and Igbo respectively cheesy ...the 3 tribes responsible for 90% of the mess Nigeria has become.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Members Of Drug Cartel, Intercepts Cocaine, Heroin Consignments by TUANKU(m): 8:58pm On Mar 03
GreatrAnalyst:
Buy why this sudden spike of hard drugs busting in the recent time?
Have people always pushed hard drugs like this all this while without being detected or this recent ones are as a result of what we can't tell?
NDLEA under Marwa is very effective, the man is competent. Check his record as governor of Lagos.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by TUANKU(m): 8:53pm On Mar 03
ObalendeCMS:
I can share alot about me with you & you'll still won't know a thing about me.

I will scatter your head.
Dey play.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by TUANKU(m): 8:48pm On Mar 03
I purposely share wrong information about myself and my plans to others cheesy ...that way if you have bad intentions you end up in rabbit hole grin
I operate on the principle of Zero Trust and if i must share then i share on a need-to-know basis.

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