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Romance / Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by TUANKU(m): 3:35pm On Feb 09
kestolove95:
Smoking weed..
Well said.
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Dies After His Wife Slept With Her Ex-Boyfriend 2 Days After Wedding by TUANKU(m): 2:59pm On Feb 09
fati2001:

And you will be getting it from your sidechick.
See talk.


Men want a virgin wife, yet they can't keep a virgin girl.
You this blockhead... stop generalizing the situation of the men in your life.

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Music/Radio / Re: Recathon: GWR Longest Recording Marathon By Idem Abasifreke Begins by TUANKU(m): 2:16pm On Feb 09
Nigerians and herd mentality.

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Celebrities / Re: Ethel Ekpe (Aderemi) Dies Of Cancer by TUANKU(m): 9:58am On Feb 09
azpekuliar:


Thank you sir. Facts now gotten right.
Next time be sure before labeling someone a liar.
Education / Re: Generator Fumes Kill 2 Kogi Polytechnic Students by TUANKU(m): 7:55am On Feb 09
There needs to be proper orientation/enlightenment on this issue of generator fumes. Always keep your generators outside away from windows, no come commit hara-kiri because of securing your generator.
NOA is just another government agency that is practically useless.
Business / Re: Banks To Pay Customers Money Sent From Abroad In Naira by TUANKU(m): 7:50am On Feb 09
Pay/Send it in Monero.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Drone Strike Kills Senior Iran-Backed Militia Leader In Baghdad (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 11:35pm On Feb 08
The MQ-9 Reaper just reaped the soul of another terrorist. cheesy
Education / Re: S'africa Students Welcome Nigeria Teacher With Victory Parade by TUANKU(m): 11:32pm On Feb 08
Won't change anything, those savages will remain xenophobic.
Business / Re: Flutterwave Gets Court Order To Recover $24M Lost To POS Transactions by TUANKU(m): 10:21pm On Feb 08
Flutterwave...SEC/NDIC needs to take a closer look at this company.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Photoshops Herself Into Stanley Nwabali's Pictures by TUANKU(m): 7:18pm On Feb 08
Gold-digger... food wey you no go see chop commot ya eye. Banza kawaii.

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Sports / Re: Jose Peseiro’s Wife And Daughter Celebrate Super Eagles by TUANKU(m): 7:09pm On Feb 08
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations to us

But those south Africans play us ball yesterday o

Make we nor pretend
With how many shots on target? Dem play well enough to fight for third place but not well enough for the finals.

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Properties / Re: Between These Two Home Interiors, Which One Do You Prefer? by TUANKU(m): 8:03am On Feb 07
Picture 2.
I prefer minimal designs/decor.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped ABSU DVC, Prof Emezue Regains Freedom by TUANKU(m): 8:01am On Feb 07
post=128325785:
Good news.
Our prayers for him and others are answered already.

Brutal and terrible Deaths to all kidnappers disturbing the peace of our nation
Na una prayers raise the 25 million?
Crime / Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by TUANKU(m): 10:41pm On Feb 06
toujurs:
Ode, it's the universe serving you karma. It's just the beginning, so save this tears. Because the main chapter hasn't started, Ekiti will be taken over by the fulani's.
You won't live to witness all these things you mentioned...Amen.

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Crime / Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by TUANKU(m): 10:38pm On Feb 06
adecz:




".... We tried to struggle with them ..."❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔


This story get as e be ... 😒😒😒😒
E be as e get grin
Phones / Re: ‪TECNO's Attempt To Break The Guinness World Record Title‬ by TUANKU(m): 10:30pm On Feb 06
immortalcrown:
Yes, you are a proof of your claim.
You're beyond redemption... you're an eternal idiot.
Phones / Re: ‪TECNO's Attempt To Break The Guinness World Record Title‬ by TUANKU(m): 9:49pm On Feb 06
immortalcrown:
Yes. The cheapest product often have the highest number of consumers.
You will always find idiots like these in the comments.
Nairaland / General / Re: Group Hails Matawalle's Global Partnerships Drive Against Terror, Banditry by TUANKU(m): 9:40pm On Feb 06
Matawalle and drive against banditry and terrorism? grin grin grin
In a sane society Matawalle would not be a political appointee not to talk of being a Minister of Defense, same man who has been accused of dinning with bandits while he was governor of Zamfara. Yeye dey smell.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad | Kemi Urges Davido To Get Over Grammy & Open Up On What He Knows About M by TUANKU(m): 9:34pm On Feb 06
In a country where the serving Minister of Justice and Attorney-General of the Federation was murdered inside his own bedroom while his security details comprising the DSS and Police were present in the house and yet nothing came out of it, one doubts if justice can be achieved.
Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by TUANKU(m): 9:25pm On Feb 06
Jeon:
Why are you miserable ,crying and stressing yourself in finding a particular thing that doesn't benefit the male gender? .



Men don't need Women or have anything to do with marriage,but deep down we know the person[s] that do need it/benefits from it the most. This is why they feel so much pains if they can't get a woman's attentions,the pain can lead to brutal situations whereby killing can be involved [killing the woman ,or killing himself or killing himself and the woman ] .
And they also hate to see a single woman happy, especially if she's doing well without them ,the next tag is " She is a feminist, hoe".
You this block-head again...how is this gibberish you just posted related to the topic?

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Osimhen down with abdominal discomfort, did not travel with team by TUANKU(m): 4:02pm On Feb 06
abobote:

And you must call him mumu to make your point
Yes.
Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by TUANKU(m): 2:24pm On Feb 06
thesicilian:

First they're not the owners of English, English is owned by people from England, not Canadians or Americans.
Second being too apologetic is never grounds for dismissal from work, no matter how callous the employer might be. So I maintain that she's not telling the whole truth.
Oga carry your hallucinations go another place. Someone is telling her experience and others too have admitted to experiencing same in Canada but you here on NL somehow figured she is not telling the truth. Just because you lie with every breath you take doesn't mean everyone is like you. Banza kawaii.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria High Commission Issues Advisory To Nigerians In South Africa by TUANKU(m): 10:49am On Feb 06
In a free-for-all without the intervention of the police and other security agencies it will be an interesting battle.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Osimhen down with abdominal discomfort, did not travel with team by TUANKU(m): 10:36am On Feb 06
ruggedtimi:
why is ronaldo/messi the best so far as forwards because of their goals. We should stop deceiving ourselves with this he makes the defenders to follow him thereby creating space for others. If he possesses only this feature has as a striker i dont think he will play for napoli. Goals goals goals thats what he needs to do.
Modified: as a striker movement off the ball is not an important ability, but finishing / first touch. Which osimhen has lacked in this afcon. One goal in this afcon tournament is a poor stat for osimhen it doesnt mean that he is generally a poor striker.
Another youtube arm-chair analyst. In an era where strikers are required to even join in defensive duties someone is saying a strikers movement off the ball, one of the most important skill required of a striker is not important grin
Kanu Nwankwo did not score a single goal in AFCON yet he made AFCON team of the tournament year 2000.
You clearly have no idea.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Osimhen down with abdominal discomfort, did not travel with team by TUANKU(m): 10:27am On Feb 06
Formularcr7:
you are the mumu here because 1goal in a tournament like this is underperformance for player like him. His positioning is also poor,no doubt he brings some strength/ strong head to the team but he won't be missed
How many goals did Kanu Nwankwo score in AFCON history? Zero...but no one can deny his impact on SE matches. You lot just sit and criticize,if dem check well now in your own profession you're bang average.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Osimhen down with abdominal discomfort, did not travel with team by TUANKU(m): 6:16am On Feb 06
Deogratiasfx:


While I feel for him let's tell our selves the truth, we have other people that can even do better, yes Osimhen is trying but let's not make it feel without him Nigeria is in trouble. 5 games: One goal one assist and we are making it sound like the whole team success rests on his shoulder.
Mumu, it's not just about the goals. His movement off the ball creates spaces for the likes of Lookman. Arm chair analyst with zero football knowledge.
Againt E.Guinea he scored, against CIV he won the penalty due to his high pressing, same thing against Guinea.B which resulted in an OG. Against Cameroon he got an assist by winning the ball off a CAM defender, against Angola watch how the 2 center-backs followed him while leaving a gaping space for Lookman to run into and receive that pass...but Youtube analysts know better. Stick to music videos and BBN.

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Crime / Re: 13-year-old Girl Raped By Pack Of 7 Egyptians In Italy. by TUANKU(m): 1:40am On Feb 06
VeryWickedMan:


Knowing females that's not her first time of being gang banged. She's only claiming rape because she got caught this time.
You're brain dead stupid. It will happen to your daughter or sister.
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Sorry For campaigning Naked For Tinubu" - Olaiya Igwe by TUANKU(m): 1:00am On Feb 06
Look at this buffoon. Eternal fool.
Celebrities / Re: Jimi Solanke Dies At 82. by TUANKU(m): 12:42am On Feb 06
Jimi Solanke...RIP Legend!
Business / Re: Standard Chartered Bank Warns Against Hoarding Of Dollars by TUANKU(m): 12:27am On Feb 06
Gucciblog:


Sharrap.

People have been saving in Dollar before your papa was born.

Even your country saves in Dollar. Stop saying things like an illiterate.
He is actually an illiterate.

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Business / Re: Wrong Cash Transfer by TUANKU(m): 8:36pm On Feb 04
Go get that court order.

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