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Politics / Re: Aondona Hyacinth: Police Foil Assassination Plot On Benue Speaker by TUANKU(m): 12:24pm On Jan 24
AskNgige2:


Efulefu like you
Your mama na efulefu
Romance / Re: Ondo Civil Servant Slumps, Dies In Hotel After Sex Romp With Girlfriend by TUANKU(m): 9:48pm On Jan 23
Dpharisee:
He strode away from whence he cameth. Shakes Speare

E mean say na from the hole he comot from na him he follow go
This got me laughing so hard grin

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Politics / Re: Northern Senators Have Rejected The Planned Relocation Of Some Federal Agencies by TUANKU(m): 8:43pm On Jan 23
Paraman:
Hope you will be ready to bet your money on this? Tinubu will rule till 2031.

FAAN has been moved to Lagos while the CBN staffs have been transfered to different branches across Nigeria.

One thing i can bet on is that you will continue to swim in poverty and hardship till 2031...Yaro Banza!
Politics / Re: Police Parades Abuja Notorious Kidnapper In Stretcher (vid) by TUANKU(m): 8:30pm On Jan 23
obataokenwa:
Where are the people he kidnapped and no traces of money or properties to his name? No victim is coming up that they know this guy.
What madness is this. Why can't we hear from the guy from a reliable journalist.


Why don't you take a trip to Guzape and channel these questions to the anti-kidnapping squad, am sure they will gladly provide you answers.
The only madness here is bigoted illiterates like you rooting for criminals. Shey you see how dem use bullets design him two legs, na the same fate go befall you lot.

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Phones / Re: Fintech Guru, Jesam Micheal Opens Biggest Apple Store In Lagos On Saturday (vide by TUANKU(m): 8:02pm On Jan 23
"Fintech Expert" indeed grin ... Flying pigs.

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Romance / Re: I Didn't Trick Her, I Gave Her 40k by TUANKU(m): 7:54pm On Jan 23
EreluRoz:
What is funny? I know this is what most of you want to see so you can mock religion.
Who is mocking religion more than the so called pastors and religious leaders? Have a seat.
Celebrities / Re: ”we Share Her Peacefully” – Twin Brothers Who Married One Wife In Anambra (photo by TUANKU(m): 7:52pm On Jan 23
They should join OnlyFans.
Phones / Re: China Unveils Nuclear Battery With 50years Lifespan, No Charging Required by TUANKU(m): 7:38pm On Jan 23
NinjaMetahuman:
Yinmu.

It's not possible. Even if it's possible, big conglomerate that feeds off oil or current lithium won't let it be possible.

They have invested too much on oil and lithium for one battery that will last forever to take it away.

China is the world leader when it comes to lithium...the start-up is a Chinese company so it's very possible.
Politics / Re: Kenyan Detectives Arrest Two Nigerians For Murder by TUANKU(m): 11:45am On Jan 23
Death will be too easy on them, let them spend the rest of their miserable lives in solitary confinement, that way they will literally beg for death.
Business / Re: Dangote Gained $5 Billion In 22 Days As Net Worth Hits $20 Billion by TUANKU(m): 11:37am On Jan 23
Children of hate will not like this.

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Car Talk / Re: A Friend Borrowed My Car And Brought It Back Like This by TUANKU(m): 8:13am On Jan 23
With a friend like that you don't need enemies.

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Sports / Re: ''You Are A Disgrace!'' Ghanaian Journalists Boo Black Stars by TUANKU(m): 8:02am On Jan 23
yommen:


They only booed the players. They didn't assault them.

So preventing the players from leaving the stadium against their will by blocking their route is not assault? Na why una dey plenty for prison for civilized society be this.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 3:52am On Jan 23
kendrick9:
You're a special kind of !diot.
I won't waste anymore of my time with you.

You need to Upgrade your IQ cause you're slow my niqqa
MF who is your nigga? A stacked illiterate like you? God forbid, i don't roll with low-level humans like you. I'm way above your league and i know it. I wasn't even engaging you until you forced your miserable self into my convo.
Talking about IQ i challenge you to an open contest of your choice let's test our IQ's and compare who is better. You're just another illiterate with internet access nothing more. Bitch ass!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 10:42pm On Jan 22
[quote author=BabaO2 post=128075771][/quote]

You be proper mugu i swear... so your pea-size brain cannot recognize "pidgin english" which is spoken by well over 100+ million people in Nigeria alone and millions of others in West-Africa?
No need to waste time with you illiterate, i challenge you to any English Language test/challenge of your choice and i can assure you i will still floor you.
Go to bed mugu.
Politics / Re: Akpabio: I Appointed Antai Into NDDC Board Because Antai Doesn't Eat Alone. by TUANKU(m): 10:33pm On Jan 22
This coming from one of the most corrupt public office holder in Nigerian history i am not surprised. From Akwa Ibom state government house to Ministry of Niger-Delta and also NDDC Akpabio has left a trail of corruption along but this is Nigeria where anything goes so today he is Senate President just as the mace snatcher Omo-Agege was rewarded with the post of Deputy Senate President.

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Politics / Re: Aondona Hyacinth: Police Foil Assassination Plot On Benue Speaker by TUANKU(m): 10:30pm On Jan 22
AskNgige2:
Benue like ruff and rugged politics..

Na Rev fr head I no wan look for o
Name one state in Nigeria where ruff politics is not practiced you NL bigot. Yaro Banza!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 10:28pm On Jan 22
BabaO2:

Your english is very bad, didn't you go to school? I can't join issue with you, sorry..

grin Look at this stacked illiterate. Point out the mistakes with my use of English in my post i challenge you. Ewu!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 8:35pm On Jan 22
kendrick9:
He didn't lead nobody...
He was part of a good team with a coach who knew what he was doing...
Kvara, Kim Jae, etc were better...

In your chosen profession are you even up to average? Without his goals Napoli wouldn't have won it even his then coach openly admitted that on Italian TV. He lead their attack abi na you lead am? Yeye dey smell.
Go have a seat you jealous farm tool...Yaro Banza!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 8:13pm On Jan 22
ppogba:


It is bad if you cannot prove them right with a goal against Guinea Bissau.

It is one thing for Maradona and Pele to annoint you from their grave. It is another thing to tell Nigerians you can fill the boots of great players of years past.
How many goals did the legendary Kanu Nwankwo score at AFCON? Zero, does that take away the fact he is an African great?
Like i said earlier, go and have a seat you arm-chair critic or better still go buy boots enter field if e easy.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 8:11pm On Jan 22
ppogba:


It is bad if you cannot prove them right with a goal against Guinea Bissau.

It is one thing for Maradona and Pele to annoint you from their grave. It is another thing to tell Nigerians you can fill the boots of great players of years past.
Tell us how good you are in your chosen profession? He has set the record as the first African to become top scorer in Serie A , a feat George Weah and Samuel Eto could not achieve, he led Napoli to the title after 33 years, a feat Edison Cavani and Marek Hamsik could not achieve. He is the African footballer of the year and you are?...

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Sports / Re: Equatorial Guinea Vs Cote D'ivoire: AFCON 2023 (4 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 7:55pm On Jan 22
JETTA007:
stop being foolish!

That is like expecting a tiger to ditch it's stripes...the guy was born stupid, if you doubt check his previous comments.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 7:54pm On Jan 22
BabaO2:

This oshimen reach average?
Go and seat down oga...world renowned football analysts and both ex professional and current professional players have all agreed the guy is a complete number 9, one of the best in the world. I will take the words of Thiery Henry, Teddy Sheringham, Dimitar Bebartov, Jose Mourinho, Gattuso, Mikel Arteta, Guardiola etc who have all affirmed he is one of the best out there over the opinion of a arm-chair critic like you.
If dem check well now in your profession you're below bang average.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 7:24pm On Jan 22
sucess001:


I swear. Quality has dropped badly

There are too many dead-wood in the team... Moses Simon, Ahmed Musa, Uzoho, Joe Aribo just to mention. The rest are bang average players apart from Osimhen and maybe 2 or 3 other players. Aina is hit and miss you don't know what you will get from him, Calvin Bassey is a calamity always waiting to happen. Good thing at least we don't get to watch Uzoho concede elementary school football goals on the pitch.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by TUANKU(m): 7:10pm On Jan 22
Some players should not be found anywhere near the Super Eagles... Moses Simon, this guy is practically useless on the pitch, zero assist not to talk of a goal, a winger that cannot play a proper cross into the 18 yard box to save his own life. Imagine the nerve to stand over the ball whenever there is a free-kick/dead ball situation.
We went from watching wingers like Finidi George, Tijani Babangida, Pius Ikedia, Aghahowa, Emmanuel Amuneke, Victor Ikpeba etc to these potted plant called Moses Simon, what a downgrade.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Student, Augustine Ndife, Denied Graduation In Uganda by TUANKU(m): 7:05pm On Jan 22
"Non-academically related issue" fire you there.
You go carry typical Nigerian agbero behavior go exhibit for another man land. You go learn.
Politics / Re: Some Countries Encouraging Ekpa To Destabilise Nigeria, Says CDS by TUANKU(m): 7:02pm On Jan 22
Mansa6:


Kitikpa dorwarkwa otu nne gi ebe ahu..

Useless IPOB MISCREANT..

Are you still standing?... illiterate bigot. Come make i buy you food Yaro Banza.
Business / Re: Dangote Cement Emerges First Stock To Hit ₦‎10 Trillion Capitalisation On NGX by TUANKU(m): 6:59pm On Jan 22
"The Poor hate the Rich"...and usually it's for no reason. See children of hate in the comment section spewing hate and permutations of doom against a man who is busy minding and growing his business, small time crooks appropriating moral rights.
These illiterates who always shout monopoly should know this, Dangote has never enjoyed monopoly in the cement like you dingbats claim, before Dangot cement came into existence there were already big time players in the cement industry like LaFarge via Ashaka cement, Benue Cement Company (BCC), ROCK Cement etc , Dangote cement has always competed with the like of LaFarge which is a bigger cement company globally and now BUA cement.
Change is constant you idiots, if you were told TATA would own Jaguar Land Rover or that Lenovo would own IBM and become a bigger player in the PC/Laptop market than the likes of DELL and HP would you have agreed? No go find your money dey here dey cast bad energy on top another man matter. Banza Kawaii.
Congratulations to Dangote Group, if e easy make una do am.

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Politics / Re: Some Countries Encouraging Ekpa To Destabilise Nigeria, Says CDS by TUANKU(m): 5:10am On Dec 17, 2023
Some countries? Name them Oga General or else diam.
Still waiting for Buhari and Liar Mohammed to name the sponsors of boko haram and bandits. Banza kawaii.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senator's Aid Filmed Having Intimacy At US Senate Hearing Room by TUANKU(m): 5:05am On Dec 17, 2023
F.a.g.g.ots…imagine how toto dey sweet then person go abandon am for his fellow man strong nyash. Banza!

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Family / Re: What Are You Starting To Like LESS The Older You Get? by TUANKU(m): 4:58am On Dec 17, 2023
Religion, Social media, Alcohol, Frequent hanging out etc

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice On This Cos It’s Really Giving Me Sleepless Night by TUANKU(m): 10:11pm On Dec 16, 2023
Op na proper mugu. Muntula!
Autos / Re: SOLD.....Foreign Used Camry 2013...8m300.... Surulere by TUANKU(m): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2023
8.3 million? Why not make it 10.5 million?

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