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Politics / Re: Uplifting The Niger Delta: Urgent Call For Enhanced Budget Allocation by TUANKU(m): 8:54pm On Dec 16, 2023
Niger-Delta so called leaders have wasted the commonwealth of their own people.
From NDDC to 13% monthly payment to Niger-Delta states there’s nothing tangible to show for it. Banza!
Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by TUANKU(m): 2:23pm On Dec 11, 2023
The colleague is cleaning her pipes grin

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Travel / Re: NG Eagle Begins Flight Operations With Leased Aircraft by TUANKU(m): 2:20pm On Dec 11, 2023
LordIsaac:
A country of over 200 million people cannot afford to buy an aircraft?
It’s a private business, read to comprehend. Banza!

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Accused Of Causing Distraction In Church With Her ‘seductive Dance by TUANKU(m): 12:54pm On Dec 11, 2023
She is dancing in a religious business center aka Pentecostal church, normal thing with these so called churches run by charlatans.

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TV/Movies / Re: Aishat Bello Mustapha A Foremost Newscaster Of NTA Network Is Dead by TUANKU(m): 3:28am On Dec 11, 2023
RIP
Politics / Re: Shege Pro Max Reaches Nigerians In UK by TUANKU(m): 11:27am On Dec 10, 2023
thelegend1:
As the economy continues to bite harder without any clear plan by the current administration to offer "renewed hope", the effects has now reached Nigerians in the diaspora.

- Earlier this month, UK reached a deal to repatriate asylum seekers back to Rwanda.
- Canada put embargo on Post graduate studies and increased proof of funds to $20,000 (over N20m)
- Now UK is gearing up to repatriate Nigerian students due to late payment of fees.

Mind you, in UK you can only work about 4 hours on student visa. So some people are still dependent on forex inflow from 9ja.
And this current govt is creating an artificial scarcity and backlog in forex payments...which is inevitably leading to companies winding down operations.
You work 20 hours a week with student visa not 4 hours.

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Politics / Re: The Awesome Real Face Of Islam As Seen On Twitter by TUANKU(m): 12:17am On Dec 10, 2023
Ondoterrorist:


Never seen anyone screaming in Jesus name and killing .
..


Show me
The Crusaders did.

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Romance / Re: Stop Marrying Girls That Are Hungry - Daddy Freeze (video) by TUANKU(m): 11:59pm On Dec 09, 2023
Jennyclay:
So a wife/girlfriend should be paying her man monthly What kind of nonsense talk is that Between daddy freeze and Reno I don’t know who’s more foolish

Ladies shouldn’t settle down for broke poverty stricken men either undecided

If you’re a poor foolish broke man and you approach me, I would not only say capital No, I will also abuse you too. Nonsense!! lipsrsealed

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear!!
This dumb Akati again. You are from a lineage of poor foolish people. Banza Alede.
Romance / Re: Why I Love Petite Small Height Ladies by TUANKU(m): 5:31pm On Dec 09, 2023
Fedric209:
My current girlfriend fall into such category.

Infact her petite hight and nature is what attracted me towards her. And then her crazy curve and ass cool cool.

My brother doggy style with such ladies is out of this world.....

My brother, sex is sweet , when u meet the right lady that clicks with you...

To all the petit ladies out there,,, you all rock ..
Pics of your girlfriend’s curve and ass for verification.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 8:18pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


I for crack if you had one pic.
But as you no get, we move. grin grin
Go to bed lil one.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 8:16pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


I am still waiting for the picture of your 8ft fernandez that is venomous and larger than the snake in that picture. grin grin
You will wait until the crack in your ass heals. Stop misinformation people on a public forum small minded man.
Politics / Re: Ondo Commissioner Alleges Forgery Of Akeredolu’s Signature On Official Document by TUANKU(m): 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2023
thatigboman:
The Ondo State Commissioner for Information was in Arise Studio today talking nonsense.
She say the governor was fit in ibadan, recuperating and doing his job. Just that he can't jug and play tennis (imagine nonsense talk).
They asked her when she saw the governor last, she said September. They asked her when she spoke to the governor last, she said 2 weeks ago.
How do u know the governor is fit, she said she sent him 2 files to files to approve and he approved them. How do u know that the signature wasn't forged, she said she knew the governor's signature.
Nonsense.
Nonsense indeed. Well said, the commissioner should be ashamed of herself.

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Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:59pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


Post the pic na.

Larger indeed. The top largest snakes in the world are pythons and anacondas. But you and your beer parlour logic wants to sneak in fernandez whatever.

Hahahahaha @ 10kg and 8ft long. Do you know the weight and length of a full grown python? Do you know the length of a grown cobra that is the longest venomous snake? I shouldn't have wasted my time with you.grin grin
You are just trying to divert attention from the fact that you lied about no venomous snake growing that big…I mentioned up to four venomous snakes that can grow that big, instead of admitting your error and learn something new because we learn everyday and you cannot know everything…instead you are trying in vain to force another argument about which is bigger between a python and a mamba.
Ignorance is not bliss. Wasted time with me? I don’t care about you and whoever you are, get a grip.
Business / Re: Traders At Ariaria International Market Protes Against ₦‎21,000 Levy by TUANKU(m): 7:47pm On Dec 08, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Abia state?

I thought Abia state is being governed by Elu P governor. angry

Anyway, lemme keep quiet before pitobi people start crying inside my mention. undecided
You be real mumu. The new fee was imposed by the market leadership and not the state governor/government.

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Food / Re: I Cooked Beans Within 32 Minutes! by TUANKU(m): 7:39pm On Dec 08, 2023
Poverty die! die!! die!!!
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


I should be asking you that because you must have mixed the bane and context of the argument.

So you know a mamba isn't bigger than a python yet you claim venomous snakes can be larger than pythons? This confusion is plenty.

Yes, a snake that large is definitely nonvenomous. Post the pic of a taipan that large.

Until then, good to see you concede.

Have a nice century.
Yes, the Fer-de-lance can grow even bigger than the snake in the picture, one was shown on a TV show in Australia that weighed over 10kg and 8+ ft long so what’s your point.
You claimed that no venomous snake can be as big as the one OP posted, the size of the snake OP posted is the point of emphasis here and i just mentioned species of venomous snakes that can grow that big and even bigger, now how does that translate into the argument of which is bigger between the black mamba and the python?
You are just playing half-smart. Go find a pic of a coastal taipan on the internet yourself it’s 2023.
Next time don’t mislead people with such information because some NL illiterate might actually believe you that a venomous snake can’t get that big and end up bitten.
Romance / Re: See Someone's Future Wife by TUANKU(m): 7:30pm On Dec 08, 2023
motymop:
OBVIOUSLY THE FATHER RAN AWAY

IF THE HAD CLAIM RESPONSIBLITY, IT WONT HAVE HAPPENED
How did you come to that conclusion? Did the lady personally tell you that? Are you familiar with the story or you’re just another Nairaland idiot that is quick to jump to conclusions based on zero facts?
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:27pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


I watch Simon Keys a lot and neither him nor Siouxsie would tell you that a black mamba is bigger than a python. NO VENOMOUS SNAKE GROWS AS FAT or FATTER AS A NONVENOMOUS SNAKE. Not a mamba, not a taipan, not a cobra. Not one!

The King Cobra is the longest venomous snake and it is not heavier than a Burmese python! Go and read. Stop arguing!
First you claimed no venomous snake can be that big, now you have changed argument to which is bigger between a King Cobra and a Python.
It’s you who needs to stop arguing, you confidently misinformed people.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


I watch Simon Keys a lot and neither him nor Siouxsie would tell you that a black mamba is bigger than a python. NO VENOMOUS SNAKE GROWS AS FAT or FATTER AS A NONVENOMOUS SNAKE. Not a mamba, not a taipan, not a cobra. Not one!

The King Cobra is the longest venomous snake and it is not heavier than a Burmese python! Go and read. Stop arguing!
Who ever mentioned in this post that a Black mamba is bigger than a Python? You said a snake that large (referring to the snake in the pic op posted) cannot be venomous and i just mentioned snakes that are venomous and can grow up to the size of the snake in the picture, now you are shifting the goalpost and bringing up another argument.
You be APC member?
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:21pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


Tell me one. I am waiting...
Attach pictures too. grin
Eastern brown snake, Fer-de-lance, Coastal taipan, Black mamba etc.
Just because you can’t name any doesn’t mean someone else can’t.
Use a search engine and search for pictures and videos of the snakes i just mentioned so that you can educate yourself before you die of ignorance via snake bite.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:16pm On Dec 08, 2023
LooneyLester:



Is she a he ??
These days we can’t tell.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:15pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


You should watch it too. You would learn to spell the word. NatgeoWIDE indeed.




Typical senselessness masked as logic.



Let's hear from you. Don't play mute and have us assume you are knowledgeable. grin
Eastern brown snake, Black mamba, Coastal taipan, Fer-de-lance, Saw-scaled viper etc…these are highly venomous snakes and they can grow into the size in that picture of the post and even larger.
Just because you watch NatGeoWild doesn’t make you Simon Keys or some snake specialist. Learn, so you don’t get sent to meet your creator via snake bite.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:03pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:


You should watch it too. You would learn to spell the word. NatgeoWIDE indeed.
But at least his message was passed and anyone with half a brain knows he is referring to NatGeoWild.
There are venomous snakes that big.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:01pm On Dec 08, 2023
LooneyLester:


Too much of NATGEOWIDE has done you more harm than good


Wait till you see a snake irl
Don’t mind him, he is ignorant.
Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by TUANKU(m): 7:00pm On Dec 08, 2023
pocohantas:
Any snake that fat and big is definitely non-venomous. Meaning they are not that harmful and confrontational. They can't bit to kill you, but they can constrict and swallow sizeable preys. King cobras are the longest venomous snake and they are not even fat. If you leave this snake, it would go away. If you looseguard, it would try its luck.

Snakes are most times nonconfrontational.
Their first instinct is to run/hide from humans.
No dey whine yourself.
Properties / Re: NIGERIA: The Real Estate Bubble About To Burst by TUANKU(m): 4:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
Birdbyrde440:


They will not find buyers easily and maybe forced to sell for ridiculously low prices depending if the property is properly documented
Una go wait taya…Yaro banza!

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