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u weird girl

i know u failed it, thats why i'm already telling you.

@clem, thanx for da explanation. i'll let him be then

nice one

but y

so u mean say him middle name na DULLapo

why u dey expose yaself for here now

anyway, thats what u gotto do to bcome a chief. it aint a day's job you know

clem, did that guy just refer to me

na true oooooooooooo

I have said this once b4, and i'll say it again. People hear shud plz be careful of how to refer to pastors, cuz i am pretty sure that there are people in this land that worship under the pastors names that are mentioned.

@ibk,

It seems your prayer worked. He is back on his feet and leading the troops to victory

he is locked in my dungeon buhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NOW report to my Bedroom if ever you want to see him alive

HA !!!

i no get power to wash plate if dem go catch us

abeg, just try carry money, just in case

she no well at all. abeg try help am

say u dey beat woman

nice

**takes boxers and wipes ma arse.**

yeah, thanx mate

na u know

teasher teash me nonsense

long throat dey catch me o

wrong gbam !!!

clem, do and coma na

she dey shuttle inbetween the two

he was scared you wud steal osama from him

ohi, cud u plz elaborate on ur last statement

oh my, i need to go learn English again

trisexual is more i like it.

the third part is for animals

this joke aint funny at allllllllllllll

alright pal. going off to iron me cloth but its at your expense ooooooooooo.money don finish 4 my side

funny,u 4get that u set a Guiness record of having the lowest IQ in da world

dont u know that the bedroom is the best place to discuss

chineke

Dear IBK,
Once again, i write to you from the very war front. Gen sauce has been wounded, and i am tending to his wounds. The opposition have proven to be very difficult, but we surely shall have victory. Gen sauce has been talking about you over the past few weeks. You know, its when a man is lonely that he really had time to ponder, and he said, and i reiterate that "It is during lonely times u know what you have. my immense solitude has been full of your memory. I miss you, and want nothing else than to marry you."
We once encountered the white witch of ooz, hers wasnt an easy victory, but when we thought of our women back home at Kuvuki, we fought with every pint of blood that was in us.
As i write to you, i have forgot the smell of the wind, the feeling of the grass against my skin, the dawning of the sun on a beautiful day. I have forgotten what to live in peace is; but i shall fight to the end becoz of my wives,and my yet unborn children.
Please, handle the Nation's affairs with great sensitivity.

We shall be with you in due time. Extend my warm regards to other members od the senate. Let them understand that we are fighting a just course, and we shall be home soon.

Signed

Chief Tufe (All Awards Recognized)

lol

see ur teeth