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i just had a date with angelina jolie, and i found her boring, but she no wan leave me alone. wetin man pikin go do now?

wanajo, thanx

now let me sit back and learn from you guys

hehehehehehe

ituen, you wan buy wahala sha

nice one

@all
please i need some info, i just saw on vanguard that Dangote flour mills would be returing some monies due to over subscription, and unfortunately, i fall under the category of people that only 12% was alloted. the thing now is that i dont know how these returned monies get back to the investors.
anyone that might have had an experience, abeg ooo i need your knowledge on how these things go about.

u out for acid, hmmmmm guess there must be a chemistry between you too. you begining to like him
it's cool though
peace out babe

ifyalways, you just dey enter me sha, nothing do you.


the dog ended up so delicious eventually. you should come over sometime, i'll prepare one for you too

old skool, but not bad

aiight, its all good

oh no you dont get off the hook that easy

abeg make we hear more

and he brings out dudu osun to bath along with the holy water

and the rebellious friend of my boss attends the funeral, but a shoot out happens and she's caught in between the cross fire.
she gets hit, she's @ st. Nicholas hospital

drags himself to a safe abode and radios his DPO migy for backup, hope he comes out

mimiko, you soak garri, your own better now. me i go just drink hot water and groundnut. after that, straight to bed

area E command actually, and you are the DPO, how come you've 4gotten your position sir?

hcl acid
don't quit out now, you can make it men.

people out there still believe in you, common show them what you made of, you're acid, you burn

and tufe finds his way back to the battle ground, bleeding but still energized for a fight

is the war over, or should i still wait for more

what r you tryng to say, sins shouldnt be commited on sundays, i think thats the best day to do so

e no go bad to get that kind woman as body guard

huh

ecstacy

A man walks up to a prostitute and asks how much? she says $50 on bed, $20 on couch and $10 on grass.The man hands her a fifty dollar bill.She says:" you are a man of class". He says "class my ass, five times on grass."

sure, and the dog lived happily ever after from that day onwards

hehehehehe

it sure would be bleeped to be in that situation

but recovers from eating the food from the asshole in the kitchen

nice joke.man that was really funny

i sure hope he got the photo, nice one there