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wow, 12million illegal chicks, i got to get me like a million,

@poster
The joke funny sha, in a weird way,

the funniest and best way to do it is to tell the girl that she deserves someone far better than you, its that simple. that way you exonorate her while belittling yourself, but you achieve what you want.
thats funny to me

thats how they do it migines

@poster
men that joke was great, tight, wonderful and funny, it goes to show how dump arsenal fans can be sometimes.
MANCHESTER RULES people!!!

@migines
you didnt say the tittle of the movie, besides, do you think that aristole is old enuff to get pregnant

men migines, my head don already bust oo.i'm typing this shit with no head, and i'll be visiting you 2night, cuz u responsible, watch out in your sleep

i actually tried to contact her, but heard she had been transfered. cud you give me the forwarding address, or better still, yours

men nightnurse, you dey burst my head with all ya jokes,

i wouldnt waste time in hiring that sec.

tj and aristole, i dey really enjoy una, i'm waiting for more gist

saucekid:
the babe dey stiff na
^{anyways. . . . . the name go comot soon}

that's to say that you guys gotto try harder. she wud loosen up. all na initial gra-gra

saucekid, migines, toyinrayo
  you guys should continue the chiking, i'm really enjoying it.
@toyinrayo
  ABEG!!! gree for one person na

@poster
nice one there, you really should teach aritole how to give good jokes

@poster
O boy, dem don finish you O!!! if i dey your shoes, i go just go re-register for nairaland under a different name, cuz your image has been dented

@all
merry christmas y'll. Its been great fun learning from each and everyone of you this year, we go dey catch next year

@surgede
   what's up wid you, it was supposed to be a nice joke and people smile,you didnt have to go on and do your own analysis, the joke is tight, so leave it that way. Shotigbo!!!!

@toyinrayo
Men, your profile just get as e be, very wicked OOOO,
you and thuglife better hookup better

@thug life
Very nice joke my brother

@ Babasin
what is your own and the insults on Yar'adua. U know, i used to enjoy your posts in the past, but all this biased attacks on the president is not called for.
How in a wrong way did he answer the prime minister of England huh what wud have been your own reply Mr smart guy. You believe you would do better as a president, but my dear friend i put it to you that you would do much worse if ever you smelt that seat, i say this with all confidence without even knowing you. In nigeria, we have our problems and we know what they are.
for instance, we know that security is nothing to write home about, and for this reason, we are trying to bring in foreigners to help us and you condemn this. Probably, u want armed robbers to be visiting your home often.that would be great wouldnt it.
Hope you are aware that the man you called foolish is one of the Graduate presidents we are having in a hell of a long time, i no just even get power to dey type too much, but no just dey yap Naija nd its Govt, cuz if we dont wakeup and say GOD BLESS NIGERIA with our own mouth, then no one would say it for us.

Really, i don t see anything wrong in establishing AFRICOM in Nigeria. we wouldnt be the first country. Britain, Italy, Germany, and other countries have this AFRICOM and this has in no way jeopardized their natonal security.
why then are we being skeptical in bringing such development. we should stop using the excuse that it would undermine our national security.
I am pretty sure that with the establishment, the restiveness in the Niger Delta would be cubbed, this is only natural cause the Americans would want to protect their investment, and hence fight agaist this militancy that is deterring our name interanationally.
i support the basing of AFRICOM in naija, and we better act fast before the Americans change their mind and move over to Liberia, who are embracing the whole thing whole-heartedly.

President Umaru Yar'adua for judicially followiing due process and obeying the rule of law during his thus so far period as President of our great nation.
This has been demostrated in the various election tribunal,the Bakassi issue, the Ette saga, and most notably and interesting, the picking up of the erstwhile Gov. James Onanefe "Odidigborigbo" Ibori of Delta state. Yar'adua could have stepped in in Ibori's case and grant him amnesty, but rather chose to let due process follow its course. This is the true attribute of a servant-leader.


              GOD BLESS PRESIDENT UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA, AND GOD BLESS NIGERIA OUR GREAT NATION

@ dgurl
I heard that nospecto paid off some small time investors, but as for the big timers which i believe you are referring to, right now, there's no hope in sight. The CBN claimed that it is not within their jurisdiction to enforce the payment of investors funds.
Really sad news, i'm sure you will agree, but ABEG ooo,no allow the thing way you down in anyway. People have lost big dough there, but we should try to put it behind us and move,

@ All

I was just wondering, do you guys think it a nice idea to use two stock bokers rather than the normal trend of one. In this case you probably know if one guy may be trying to play a fast one,
I need to know if it has benfits
I need some opinions ehn!! so no dulling

pangolo:
My problem with Jim Ovia is that he is not prepping anyone for succession. If Zenith is to be a long term play for me then I am thinking ( what happens to Zenith and to my money if Jim the Dream suddenly has " Indian apple poisoning" ( like Abacha) With all the STIFF competition in the banking sector UBA or FBn would quickly capitalize on any weakness, I don't doubt profitability from Zenith but I don't see my money doubling like in PHB ( no N72 from Zenith while PHB could easily do N40).

nice one,but need i remind you that there is a "Jim the dream" in every other organization and if say, he indeed eats the indian apple one day, another jim will take the military outfit just like abacha, so thats no point for worry.
Trully however, PHB is the dream choice at the moment, but that shouldnt stop man pikin from grabbing the two

jayon:
Dude i know hw ya feel don't blame your girl, i blame your brother who took advantage of your girl its bad, see seriously lets put the factup,why do girls just fall when u touch 'em maybe on their breast, tested it times witout number and they just fall even girls i trust that were just friends imagine, thank God av Change only God knows how many girls that will be under my control

jayon, how can you say that you do not blame the girl? I suspect you probably know this girl 
However, she is a lady with sense, but lack of principle. He's brother didnt take advantage, what she did, she did out of her own disgression.
about ladies falling for you when you touch them, those were girls that no doubt were already attracted to your person, so it's not a common thing with girls that you just touch them and turn them on, no sir, i don't agree with ya.

@ Poster

if i were in your shoes, i'll 4give them, but forget, please thats impossible. you should be warry of your bro from now onwards so that you would not die saying "blood is thicker than water", as one nairalander put it. Sorry Ooo, Kpele

@ Poster


   Mr Grow Fast, your name does not depict your character in anyway.if you truly grew fast, i don't think you would have presented your case to nairalanders at all.
   It is disgusting to think of you a 31yr old man with a pubertal female of her own age. i should believe that u know you have breeched the nigerian law on children's right,this is plain munity on the law. Really, you no just try.
   Be patient till she is 21 before doing any crap.
If you are a christian, then you should go read 1st chorinthians 13 where you will see that love is kind, patient, enduring, and so on. so my brother, be patient.

@ emmaachile
  I just went through bank phb's official site, and the only thing on "bank phb asset management", was an address, but no phone number or e-mail, rather what they had to say was:

Bank PHB has been alerted to an increasing number of “advance fee fraud schemes” intended to defraud unsuspecting individuals and companies. In response to this alert, Bank PHB warns against fraudulent online domiciliary account opening solicitations, funds remittance orders, investment deals and advanced fee fraud schemes that misuse the Bank’s name or claim to be affiliated with Bank PHB.


I run my own cscs account in wema and it takes a minimum of N250,000 to get started,what i'm just trying to say is that there are alot of fraud stars out there, and you must be warry of who you are dealing with. It's not much of a problem to open an e-mail under the auspices of bank PHB and get a phone number to accompany it, Just dig in properly before throwing inyour money, 



PHB Asset Management

Plot 707 Adeola Hopewell Street,

P.M.B 80054 Victoria Island,

Lagos

thats the address

EMMAACHILE:
NIGERIAN BREWERIES RESULT REVIEW BY PAML
http://emmaachile.itgo.com/

Called PHB Asset Management today and was told they receive mandates by email and execution is done the next day.
Price list is sent before 2 pm every day and the requirement for opening an account is zero naira (N0)
I will try to open an account for my kid brother to test their service.

phone no: 014627569
email: phbassetmanagement@bankphb.com

do they have an official site, because it's a wonder that one of them mega bank's securites is opening cscs accounts for free, plus one gotta be sure that his/her investments are properly monitored, or what say you?

Could someone please somment on afribanks shares, because i bought them and also bank PHB but i'm almost regretting why i didnt just put all my money into the bank PhB offer, they have a greater future prospect, or what do you think?

mdsocks:
ojigbijigbi
tufe, you wan make i fight you?

na wa o,
Chairman i hail oooo, 

But you see, this lady is single, and i was about to put the ring on the finger before you interrupted, though it is good you spoke now, because once the father says "or forever hold your peace", you wouldnt have any say again.

so whats your own wahala, abi she don gree for you before, hehehe

yup he has, and is ready to show you how a prince should treat a princess, so by the power invested in me by the god of love i hereby sentence you to being unsingle and un-searching, do u plead guilty

Yup he has, and is ready to make you understand the true meaning of being in love