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PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why I Sent Obasanjo To Guinea-Bissau by tuke: 11:03am On Dec 06, 2015
dokunbam:
And experience yapa

Dont joke with OBJ as far as Naija is concerned

Respect Baba Iyabo

I just like the charisma
Then pls let him charismatically relocate to sambisa and mediate for boko haram, afterall charity begins at home.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why I Sent Obasanjo To Guinea-Bissau by tuke: 10:55am On Dec 06, 2015
goodlifehyd:
The only Irunmole of Africa, wished Obj really had Nigeria in his mind for real, Nigeria wont be in its present situation. For 8 good years he would have done something really tangible to hold on to. Even if it was fixing just electricity.
The man praises himself at leaat for GSM ! what a joke.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Releases Images Of Sophisticated Weapons Acquired Under Jonathan [PHOTOS] by tuke: 5:58pm On Aug 06, 2015
1) It is a shame and very unprofessional that an officer like Badeh, will resort to this level of cheap excuse, that could ordinarily cost a junior officers his life if attempted. He should go home and rest instead of selling himself to politicians to heat the polity.
2)Even next door Togo will never allow any crazy politician access to it's armoury, it is stupid intelligence to sit on the media and debate what was bought or not.
3) I suppose our gallant soldiers where motivated with bows, arrows and knives to retake the 22LGAs from BH.
4) Please and please, what you watch in war films are scripts put together by smart Hollywood directors for your ENTERTAINMENT, in return for your cash, Naija no be film; Stop allowing politicians use your head to switch focus while they milk our treasury 'intelligently'.
5) I did some calculations recently, n discovered that the present government is made up of 75% of those who were in government the last six(6) yrs and 65% of those who were in government the last sixteen(16) yrs.
If you ask me, i will give them kudos for still keeping Nigerians entertained while sucking out life.
6)I love this movie called "NIGERIA", how will history play out in 50yrs time when these current actors become ancestors. (nollywood take note).
PoliticsRe: United States Gave Buhari Names Of Oil Thieves – Punch by tuke: 2:19pm On Jul 29, 2015
I love this role the US is playing, but just like Falana said, it has to go beyond the immediate past government. We would really love to know about the halliburton scandal and the wind fall money too.
Then when we are through with oil, we'll pay brief visits to education, tax, state ministry embezzlements e.t.c.
The greatest fraud is the game this politicians are playing with our minds.
PoliticsRe: This Is How Ambode Wants To Solve Traffic Problem In Lagos by tuke: 6:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
Thoughtful way to work and chop big time. 96.1fm plus lastma are already doing this, so save the coins. What lagos needs is very simple: create/make useable access roads, commission the rails and water ways, decongest the island(e.g. build industrial parks in places like agbado, ikorodu.etc.)put danfo drivers in a corrective asylum, fix pot holes,above all, give us light and we are good to go. This is not New York, we think and work differently. Go check out China.
Case Study: Oshodi to Sango and back - major traffic problems arise from unnecessary pot holes, crazy bus-stops manned by all enforcement agents doing nothing plus touts and ultimately asylum bound danfo drivers. Fix that first.
PoliticsRe: Buhari With His Media Aide, Femi Adesina, In A Lighter Mood by tuke: 4:20pm On Jul 01, 2015
Season of Photos, abeg make una give us photo of our country's account o!
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola To Pay March, April Salaries By Friday by tuke: 4:14pm On Jul 01, 2015
Had a friend who was once visited by armed robbers, when they finished looting him and his family dry, they insisted he escort them to the gate and show some gratitude plus politeness. He was so polite and thanked them so well at the gate. Neighbours coming in taught they were his in-laws, then kasala com scatter. Politicians, please fear God.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Gay Marriage: Robert Mugabe Asks Obama's Hand In Marriage by tuke: 12:08pm On Jun 30, 2015
Unbelievable! Just hours after this endorsement, the porn market is being flooded with gay porns.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Gay Marriage: Robert Mugabe Asks Obama's Hand In Marriage by tuke: 12:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
This is bullshi*t. The same america with the most number of christian broadcasts; that comes out to condemn us as being corrupt; that has practised democracy for over 200yrs. It's the biggest yawa. First it was black/white segregation, then they yanked prayers from schools, then visa lotterry, then terrorism,human rights. e.t.c Osama bin laden must have seen this evil coming. As simple as understanding basic biological purposes, i don't get it. What really is the problem? The quest to discover shit hole? Awful! The devil lives in america. God help them.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's CSO Counters ADC's Order On DSS Officials by tuke: 9:21pm On Jun 29, 2015
taharqa:
When they said that he had ordered the SS out of the villa you said Sai Baba ; now dat they are saying he didn't order them, you still say Sai Baba.

Ogini!!! ... But Buhari no be religion na. Mk una still dey use una critical senz small na
You took the question off my head, Has "Buhari" become a religion. I tire o!
PoliticsRe: Buhari's CSO Counters ADC's Order On DSS Officials by tuke: 9:17pm On Jun 29, 2015
Hmmmm! Nigerians don't scuttle for nothing. Something is going on; like pipeline leakage, everybody wants a quite chunk. NASS, DSS, ADC etc. watching in 3D.
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Citizenship Saga: What The Constitution Says. by tuke: 5:20pm On Jun 29, 2015
[quote author=haqueurate post=35289628]People keep asking stewpid questions like, why bring it up now. So stealing is justifiable as long as u dont get cought for a long time shey? Because no one was able to find this skeleton befor now should make us turn a blind eye on saraki abi?
What happens to trying to find out if this is true or false, remember the Buhari certificate saga, half of nigeria wanted proof forgetting this same individual had contested for 3 consecutive elections previously, this is what happens when u come out in public to fight for a position, people will google you (ask that Toronto senator what happend to him when he came out to contest for a positon in the nass. If saraki has dual citizenship, then he shouldnt be making laws for nigeria, he should read the nigerian constitution again[/quot
All this is because Saraki defied Tinubu/apc's directive and so he has becomes a black sheep. It's a pity how we equate justice with sentiment. Remember children are watching too.
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Citizenship Saga: What The Constitution Says. by tuke: 5:05pm On Jun 29, 2015
tinuolababy:
People should please leave Tinubu alone.
PLS GIVE ME JUST ONE REASON WHY HE SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE.I
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Was Petty Thief As Of 1990 - Sahara Reporters(photos) by tuke: 4:54pm On Jun 29, 2015
IS THIS CHANGE? THIS OLD MEN ARE SO SHAMELESS. STOOPING SO LOW TO UNEARTH THIS BECAUSE OF GRIEVE? VERY SHAMEFUL. SOON WE WILL HEAR OF POLITICIAN WHO WERE PRODUCTS OF INCEST. APC PARADES THE BEST OF IMMORAL FATHERS, THEY SHOULD GO BURY THEIR HEADS IN SAND. GOD HELP NIGERIA.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Orders VC, Registrar To Refund Salaries’ Overpayment by tuke: 10:17am On Jun 29, 2015
This is just media hype. APC had better stop this rubish and focus on fixing real issues. Is the presidency so jobless, is this what we voted for, witch-hunting? Soon the presidency will enter landlord/tenant, husband/wife matter. Remember, GEJ will not be your reason for non performance. Excuses have bedevilled this administration and it's unfortunate how they sell this to the common man.Beware!
CrimeRe: How The Ikorodu Bank Robbers Operated, Plus Photos Of Victims In Hospital by tuke: 7:28pm On Jun 25, 2015
www​.vanguardngr.com/.../ fashola -launch ... 8 Dec 2009 ... Fashola launches surveillance helicopters ... Speaking during the launch at the Lagos House, Ikeja, Fashola ... optimism that the helicopters would enhance security surveillance in the ... Please where this helicopters?
PoliticsRe: My Administration Has Performed Very Well – Aregbesola by tuke: 7:31am On Jun 12, 2015
[quote author=atlwireles post=34605137]He stated that the unchecked oil theft under the PDP, in
which the nation was losing 400,000 barrels per day,
culminated in drastic reduction of oil price in the
international marke


See why certificates must be checked. Is this man a graduate? They need to share "opon imo"" to his advisers too, if any. This is a global embarrassment.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Repairs End Soon – Enjugu, MD by tuke: 1:09pm On Jun 01, 2015
HzRF:
Which rail did obj started
The ones yaradua scraped or which 1
Abeg which rail?
The same OBJ who started the subsidy buhaha, to enrich his boys, under his regime as president/petroleum minister; Who got aggrieved by jona's subsidy removal plot; And embittered when jona's boys enlisted in the importation/subsidy scheme, making mega pay; Abeg let's give credit to those that deserve it. Jona did more than well for this country. The fingers and toes of sabotage are clearly evident in both the power and petroleum sector(in less than a week), despite the looting. Politics in naija is not just dirty but dirty with poo. They messed things up, now they want to fix it. Watching in 4D.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Repairs End Soon – Enjugu, MD by tuke: 12:52pm On Jun 01, 2015
huh
LordCenturion:
BUHARI @ WORK
YOU BE THIEF! OLE!! BARAWO!!!!
PoliticsRe: Oil Marketers, Nupeng, Pengassan Call Off Strike by tuke: 3:00pm On May 25, 2015
Abeg, wen the news don break finish, make una help me with the names and addresses(if possible) of all the major marketers, minus Ifeanyi Uba. so we fit go thank dem. Meanwhile my fuel attendant SSCE friend who lives in 1room face me/slap you, just buy LG42inch plus home theatre(total 220k).Thanksgiving was yestd.
PhonesRe: Etisalat Nigeria Statement On Fuel Scarcity by tuke: 2:23pm On May 25, 2015
I need to be cleared on this problem, is it that a handfull of marketers are shutting the economy down because of balance payments disagreements with the government over business they have been enjoying for almost two decades? Is this the patriotic or corrupt toll we are to tag alone. Fuel in depots are guarded by security agents paid with our taxes; networks shorting down, prices shooting up, and all fingers point to one man. GEJ? Something is fundamentally wrong here.
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Defends Stance, Says No Empirical Evidence Obasanjo Is Corrupt by tuke: 12:48pm On May 06, 2015
Demdem:

The Jonah-daft chief of defence staff publicly told the world that they know where the girls are and promised to rescue them.
What evidence could be more greater than that?
So the over 500 girls/woman that were recently rescued from the strongholds of BH are semi-humans; Only the "alleged 219" chibok girls are humans worth celebrating when/if rescue. The defence chief had emperical evidence of abducted girls in sambisa and we are seeing result,chibok or not, the end is almost here and we will see the motives behind some stupid hate campaigns and struggles. "No empirical evidence of OBJ's corruption" - This woman is high on grammatical weeds.
CrimeRe: Policeman Kills Girlfriend, Inspector, & Himself Over Love by tuke: 8:37am On May 01, 2015
DickDastardly:
Death in Toto triangle
After corporal don invest 4 the girl and her biz, hoping to reap soonest, oga inspector come carry rank to displays am. monkey don work, baboon wan come chop. impossible! Na devil go settle tis matter. konji na bad thing! May their souls receive liberation.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Lied, No One Fired At Him – Police by tuke: 5:07pm On Mar 27, 2015
Ameachi should have supported his claims with pix of bullet holes or something, this is a criminal offence. Let somebody please talk to him. Are his kids watching all this drama?
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Lied Over Frozen Accounts – EFCC by tuke: 4:56pm On Mar 27, 2015
Mbaka is a smart igbo man. Let's not fight over this. He has only succeeded in raising millions in cash via sympathy offering between Wednesday and today from well meaning "mugus". This guy is a professional con man hiding in the church. Whichever way, he's richer, you are debating and fighting. Poverty looms!
PoliticsRe: Lekki Robbery: 2,123 Policemen Were Securing Jonathan – Fashola by tuke: 2:50pm On Mar 18, 2015
cvibe2:
Please what happened to Fashola's police Helicopters which should have been scrambled immediately for surveillance on the waterways when the robbery was going on?


Fashola launches surveillance helicopters

on December 08, 2009 / in News 7:04 am / Comments














By Gbenga Akanmu & Monsur Olowoopejo

Lagos-state-Commissions-Two

Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State, yesterday, launched two Bell 412 EP Helicopters with a promise to commit the state’s resources to securing the lives and property of residents.

Speaking during the launch at the Lagos House, Ikeja, Fashola admitted that achieving a crime-free society was a tall order but reiterated that the state government would outspend, outrun and overwhelm the competition that criminals offer.

“We know there is no crime-free society, but we understand that crime and crime patterns are very fluid and we have resolved to stay ahead of the competition. That is why we have made the investment in these machines to give us the capacity to monitor traffic, pursue criminals, fight fire and evacuate people promptly when accidents happen,” the governor said.

According to him, the choice of Bell 412 EP was informed by the multi-faceted platform which allows it to be utilised in several functions
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/12/fashola-launches-surveillance-helicopters/#sthash.unU6QvYL.dpuf
So where are the choppers, where they rented? na wah o! amazing how people cannot cover their back, yet keep throwing at others. I voted for fashola, but i'm so disappointed by his new reasoning status. #wherearethehelicopters
PoliticsRe: Anti- Jega Plot Crashes As Presidency Hits Dead End. by tuke: 3:18pm On Mar 04, 2015
Gboliwe:
Sending Prof. Jega on leave has only been in the imagination of the noisemaking and brain dead APC. Their intentions ofcourse is to keep making noise while hitting up the polity. And, it has never been in the interest of the electorate. No wonder they are Ja n ja weedians.

His Excellency, the president has said it and reiterated it many a time that he had no such intentions. Now to save face, these mumus have written this article as long as Benin-Ore road so their foot soldiers won't let us sleep.

Mcheeeeeeeeeew
Without side taking, in as much as i admire this academic exercise, jega's issue was a mere speculation, that received attention during the last media chat and was put to rest by the president. That was on video and can be called up at anytime if the speculation sailed through as evidence. Why continue to heat up the polity on this issue, like traunt students; I think someone or some people are either trying to cover something up or distract focus. All this noise could be useful is the unlikely happens, but until then, next topic please...!
PoliticsRe: AIT Documentary On Tinubu: Lion Of Bourdillion (Videos) by tuke: 2:47pm On Mar 04, 2015
prettyboi1:
lol. Bro, are you sure that's DemDem? the guy you quoted is "DeemDeem". Did you notice?
lol, chai, you are right o! even on nairaland, "demdem" has been cloned to "deemdeem". na wah o!
PoliticsRe: AIT Documentary On Tinubu: Lion Of Bourdillion (Videos) by tuke: 2:31pm On Mar 04, 2015
Demdem:

Don't be deceived, NBC is the first stage. It's expected that AIT governing / supervisory authority should act first. This is due process. In the absence of that, the court process proceeds.
Even in the court, the judge will like to know if this was also done.
If i be judge and the case comes to me, o boy, i don hammer.
PoliticsRe: Military Takes Delivery Of Two Jets Loaded With Weapons by tuke: 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2015
Gamesmart:
Did we buy this jets with suitcases of money flown in a pastor's private jet?
Abeg na,aw dat one take disturb the flushing of BH, abi u never tire. Biko come make i buy u drink, it's friday.no vex. naija na we own, no shaking!
PoliticsRe: Military Takes Delivery Of Two Jets Loaded With Weapons by tuke: 12:02pm On Feb 27, 2015
MiCarino:
Jona May stylishly be preparing for a civil war. All these military weapons are probably going to be at the disposal of Dokunbo and his militants in the south south If it comes to that.
Civil war? Against you or Nigeria? Please explain, with proof, else, join me, it's month end friday, let's celebrate this with some bottles of Origin. Haba, na everything u go oppose, no go mistake rice for beans o!
PoliticsRe: Military Takes Delivery Of Two Jets Loaded With Weapons by tuke: 11:51am On Feb 27, 2015
KwoiZabo:
#NeverAgain
Please can somebody confirm if "sahara reporters" are still reporting or on recess? And pls forward this article to them, thank u!

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