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Politics / Re: Top 10 Largest Police Forces In The World. by Tuminibody: 12:11pm On Jan 03, 2016
Following you sire ! . well done
Poems For Review / Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by Tuminibody: 11:01am On Nov 12, 2015
Dchiefpriest:
hope i made it?

Yes , you did . I'm your partner , I've been trying to reach you to no avail. you can contact me on WhatsApp via
Poems For Review / Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by Tuminibody: 7:08am On Nov 03, 2015
My missus

Cry on my shoulders
Forget all work folders
Wet my chest with your tears
Unloading all your fears
Run into my arms when scared
Together we'll tread where others dread

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Tuminibody: 11:34pm On Oct 28, 2015
Abortion is willful murder , anything can happen, this is not just about your wife , it's more about the new life through which no fault of his ( I pray it's a boy ) you brought forth from the midst of the angels

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Education / Re: Mtn Foundation Scholarship 2015/2016 by Tuminibody: 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2015
abrahambest:
THe Whatsapp group has been created. Kindly drop your numbers here to be added. Thank YOu
Education / Re: Mtn Foundation Scholarship 2015/2016 by Tuminibody: 3:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
Education / Re: Mtn Foundation Scholarship 2015/2016 by Tuminibody: 1:10pm On Oct 27, 2015
bigwig97:
thanks so much... I promise to share with first five people that mention me n drop their mail.

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Celebrities / Re: Soundcity Staff Blasts Shan George, Calls Her “classless Woman” by Tuminibody: 11:06am On Sep 18, 2015
watching in 3-d

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Politics / Re: These 20 Things Will Improve Your Life by Tuminibody: 11:04am On Sep 18, 2015
love God, love life, Abide by the Golden rule.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 6:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
Though I don't get rid of my apparel to perform I'm still apparently a punster. If you know what I mean .
Crime / Re: EFCC Charges More Bankers With N8.27bn Currency Fraud by Tuminibody: 6:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
Welcome to the beginning of the end
Nairaland / General / Re: Think A Minute by Tuminibody: 5:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
vichks:
Yawns.......

you need a line that will make you think a lifetime
Nairaland / General / Think A Minute by Tuminibody: 4:38pm On Jun 04, 2015
We need to treasure and live every day to the fullest.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 9:16am On Jun 04, 2015
Sir Lancelot once had a dream where lots of lance pierced his horse. It was a knight mare.

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Close For Two Weeks Due To Fuel Shortage by Tuminibody: 3:26pm On May 26, 2015
After going through the replies, I could not but shake my head at the hypocritical comments of some people, students welferism is of utmost importance and when the school cannot guarantee this under the glaring conditions of the country, is it not wise of them to suspend academic activities. Think! Impeded movements, stuffy lecture rooms, unpowered projectors, no water, no lot of things, then what are we learning or what are they teaching?. Awa lo ni Indy Hall kolebaje.

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Wins Moot Competition by Tuminibody: 9:16am On May 01, 2015
Na so, we don lash 'em
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 11:33am On Apr 12, 2015
# ForestNews

Dear deer dare not the man there he is in dire need of food.
Politics / Re: Governorship Elections: APC 21 APGA 1 PDP 7 by Tuminibody: 7:44pm On Apr 04, 2015
I laff
Politics / Re: Confirmed Results As Announced By INEC Live by Tuminibody: 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2015
Prof Isaac Folorunsho Adewole IFA is the collation officer in lagos state with 20 lg
5827846 regarding voters
1678754 accredited
AA 1795
ACPN 3038
AD 4453
ADC 2072
APA 2177
APC 792460
CPP 1125
HOPE 255
KOWA 1000
NCP 1430
PDP 632327
PPN 1041
UDP 269
UPP 244
Total valid 1443686
rejected 52289
TOTAL 1495975

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Politics / Re: 'Arrest Fani Kayode Now For Announcing Unofficial Results' - APC by Tuminibody: 10:06pm On Mar 30, 2015
What does the constitution has to say on that
Sports / Re: Enyeama Set For Centenary Against Uganda by Tuminibody: 9:38am On Mar 25, 2015
I was here
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 10:02pm On Mar 23, 2015
The naughty professor told a female student to come to his office for him to adjust his spectacle in order to address her. {adjust his testicles in order to un.dress her}
Travel / Re: TMTN Visit To OLUMO ROCK Abeokuta, See Full History,new Pictures And Video. by Tuminibody: 7:55am On Mar 23, 2015
Mayo mayo mayo o, lori olumo, mayo mayo mayo ooo, lori olumo

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Politics / Re: Nairalanders...can You Bet This Amount Of Money On Buhari Or GEJ? by Tuminibody: 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2015
Brightology2:
Lets keep our fingers cross n watch with kin interest as d drama unfold.

Fingers crossed
Politics / Re: Nairalanders...can You Bet This Amount Of Money On Buhari Or GEJ? by Tuminibody: 6:15pm On Mar 12, 2015
Brightology2:
Dats y u ve 2 keep on dreaming,wen u wake on may 30th Gej second tenure has continue.

but don't forget that in politics, every candidate is a potential winner likewise a potential loser, don't be shocked on May 30
Politics / Re: Nairalanders...can You Bet This Amount Of Money On Buhari Or GEJ? by Tuminibody: 6:05pm On Mar 12, 2015
Not even in my wildest dreams
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 3:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
Research has proven that those who use cundum the most among the youths are cunny guys and dumb girls
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 10:42pm On Mar 01, 2015
Blackeard:
Lol no it wasn't that bad. Just keep trying, you'll soon get the hang of it.

thanks I'll do d needful
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 10:34pm On Mar 01, 2015
Blackeard:
Jesus! What is this?

*scratches head * jus trying my luck guess it was a bad try
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 10:11pm On Mar 01, 2015
... Still thinking

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