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jerrykuvira:
from my observations, i guess ui is a Wednesday person , so let's chill this next Wednesday and see what they'll do then

You mean like next week Wednesday?

In a bit

UI is definitely taking its time, just hope whenever the results come, it meets relief and a broad smile.

kel94:
I wrote on Saturday and I could have sworn that the post utme lasted for like 50 minutes. I attempt every question but no time to even look back at my work. I hope for a favourable result though.

Well. We just have to wait, don't we?

Timil:
Same here... seems you did on friday, I also managed to answer just 73 questions but I'm hopeful. Just pray and be hopeful, all is well.

Yeah, Friday. Too many calculations.

I hope for the best too oo...

okunadeoluwasey:
Is the exam going to be released on Tuesday's night or midnight

I doubt it.

Timil:
Did you not answer the questions correctly?

I started well. But I didn't finish the maths and physics. So that kinda bothers me.
But the English and chemistry is dapper.

I'm freaking out. Shit... I hope I didn't blow it.

I was told the hnd form for engineering is not out yet, how credible is this news?

mig007:
YOU'RE get sense

You right

mig007:
YOU'RE get sense

You

Do they accept second choice

Do they accept second choice?

haslaw:
Its the double standard that is perpetrated by evil women and sissy men.

Thank you

Lalas247:
To the guy

Ok ok I understand that behaviour is acceptable in Naija but in the West not so much ...

One guy touched a Ladies laps here ... just touch o
He had to resign ... shït hpgets really real

But you have to admit it's double standards...
If the case were reversed will there be such uproar. Hypocrisy is unhealthy.

godwinkessi:
I so much love nukes! If I am a dictator, I'll spend Nigerian money on nukes, I'd only budget for road constructions/repairs, salary for government workers, the rest of all this money the legislatures waste, i will use them for my nuclear program and I will test my misiles just close to American border!

Can I be your VP? [right][/right]

Bitchiamjay:
When last Beyonce win Grammy? I can't even remember.
Cristiano has been winning the balon d'or for years consecutively.
When it comes to Grammy.. Don't even mention Beyonce.. Her time Don pass.. Her past glories dey help her.
Kendrick Lamar is better than Beyonce right now.


#YOLO

She has more than twenty one though..

One of the highest by any artiste..

I don't like her music, but I can assure you, that she's famous in what she does..

marttol:
MICHEALJACKSON IS THE MOST POPULAR HUMAN THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH...

MY JESUS IS NOT TO BE COMPARED WITH ANYONE.

Perhaps, I know Jackson was the most famous person during his life time, more than six billion people knew him, still do...


No one, nothing, (asides from God of course) can boast of such popularity.

RogueX:
Can't you read
123m is more than 113m

plus most of Beyonces fans are on social media while has a smaller percentage of his fan on social media.

He's richer too

Not as rich bro.... Beyonce worths about 400mn
Ronaldo is close to 350mn.


But I agree Ronaldo is popular in football loving countries..

But Beyonce is kind of a thing in the Americas and Asia.

Damayogenius18:
post utme is your chance... Score a very high mark...

Thanks, guess I should start practicing then...

So I scored 232 in jamb, and I applied for computer science. What's the chance of getting in smoothly?[b][/b]

noziz:
na to shit for field na

r
Were....lol

The King in the North!

I had just 59.7 for computer science, but now that I heard that they've shortlisted and closed admission. what I don't know is, if they'll be other list from the shortlist, yet to be released, or have the entire 3,500 already been released... coz shit is getting hot... next year things no possible ooo

Mofe72:
See you.

They have brainwashed you with their influence on pop culture.

Even the US military Chiefs are wary of Russia and China.

Be watching movies.

Tell them, American get propaganda. That's what they've​ always had, Russia beat them to many things. Space travel, nuclear weapons, hydrogen weapons, but the pop culture go just over right am

.
Ordinary North Korea dey fear USA because they sabi say, if the guy nuke USA, Dem fit retaliate and destroy Korea ooo but the guy fit escape, and destroy part of USA, imagine him targeting New York or California..


That's not to talk about Putin who has more nukes and underground bunker​s than the Americans do.

beamtopola:
Don't think Russia has what it takes to withstand USA . you no when you are so good that people or your rival can't meet your standard, they will unit to attack you but with your skill , they can never never meet up.USA will bring Russia down to their kneel.

Lol, Russia has more nuclear weapons than USA, are allies with China and India, who both have the heaviest infantry. If you understand me. You'll understand why Russia is not only a match for USA, but a potential threat.

gbzed:
I think I passed all these, but I don't know d cut off mark for computer science for lasu, but I get 233 for jamb with one o level sitting

We're in the same category ooo, had 237 though...

I'mma need to get to know you... We would be course mates hopefully..

smogup:

The king of the north should stay in the north

I stand with charly boy.

Our.mumu..don..do

Oti would Game of Thrones daaku...

How episode 6 go be na

DilaRocks:
why cant you ladies just give sex?

You're my new best friend

Daslim180:
Lol....3years ago,someone told us he will rescue all d missing chibok girls if elected as president,we elected him,now he's missing too

You this guy, how can you be this Savage ..[center][/center][center][/center]

Tomide12:
Away from the hustle and away from life’s worries. We tend to ease stress by entertaining ourselves. When you are deeply amused by Tonto Dike’s marriage theatrics, you may forget that the person sitting beside you has body odour. Movies and series are one guilty pleasure for those who indulge. They spend late nights or weekends to ensure they catch up with their beloved shows.

So just because we love TV and movies too and we enjoy trolling the people that share this our guilty pleasure, let's kuku run through the top 5 TV series that we Nigerians love to overhype. Starting for the king of them:

1. Game of Thrones

We know anything other than profound praise is taken as sacrilege when it comes to Game of Thrones. So before you come for my head, hear me out first.

Game of thrones recently dominated the screens and social media. Nigerians are downloading pirated copies and sharing with their friends. Everyone is talking about winter. Winter is coming they say. First of all, the rave was about the Lannisters, then Jon snow and now Arya Stark or is it Tyrion the dwarf. Ah, let us not forget about Daenerys mother of dragons. After crying about the loss of one character, we always find a way to latch onto another. It is not surprising therefore that for the past two weeks, almost everyone is talking about the 7th season of GOT. Banners, graphics, and even memes are trolling the internet. It got so bad that even haters took to twitter to boast on how they had not watched a single episode. But abeg who that one epp? What is it about GOT that is making people stay so faithful?



2. How To Get Away With Murder

People who did not know about the wonder of Viola Davis got to know about her in HTGWM. She embraced the character Annalise keating so well that it got her an EMMY award. We do not know why Nigerians love this series. But we suspect it is because we are fascinated with getting away with crime legally. Annalise is smart and the way she works with her ambitious students makes the thrill top notch. The suspense here is over the bar and is definitely not for the faint heart. If you are in trouble with the law, you know who to call.


3. Suits

This is another series revolving around law and its legalities. Harvey Specter is a brilliant lawyer and when in need of an associate he hires Mike Ross. Mike, however, is a college dropout but this doesn’t deter him from being smart and witty. We follow them both as they turn from friends to allies and sometimes dangle on a thin thread of betrayal. The series is not only entertaining but also educative. If you are a fan of suits please let us know. What is fascinating about white dudes wearing suits and plotting how to outwit each other?


4. Scandal

Olivia Pope thrives on scandals. From being the President’s media consultant to having her own crisis management firm. She seems to know how to clean up other peoples lives except hers. Her clients have histories and secrets that must be taken care of and so does she and her staff. Again, we can see that Nigerian want to know how to get away with anything. It is a pity that we may not be able to have our own Olivia Pope unless your baba in the village is strong.


5. Power

This series shows that it is only a ghost that can run the underground business and be good at it. It is, however, a pity that Nigerian ghosts are only good at finding their soul mate or looking sideways to cross the road. James St. Patrick the Ghost has a successful nightclub but what you may not know is that he also runs another operation: a drug empire that serves only the rich and influential. You see Nigerians we too like bad things. We may have had our own ghost in Evans but we are happy that his identity has been revealed.


Nigerians like a good story, we like power and danger. We love the thrills that come with being smart and witty. And yes we overhype what we love. Well, I am in my house watching “Nkoli Nwa Nsukka”, you cannot get to me.

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Abi this one is mad Ni? Game of thrones? Overhyped? My friend you are a sad and lonely nigga. GoT is the best thing to happen to fantasy, and I have R. R. Martin, D& D with HBO to thank for that. Anyone hating/beefing can go and die

agitator:
Only Afonjas can tell this type of lies. What will u teach your kids?

if someone abuse you now, you'll be crying for Biafra, saying you're been marginalised.... Me I know the real enemy I think it's time the rest of the south does... Old hate die hard, which I know but if the enemies come for us . We only stand chance together.