₦airaland Forum

AtheistD:
She is leaving him because he is an ond holder. Why didn't she leave him before she graduated and got a good job?

The man is an idiot. Never invest in any woman that is not family.

PS: washing, cleaning and banging is not equivalent to any finances invested. He could have invested in his own education if he was smart enough.

u dey mind dat one wey dey yearn careless yearn?

ifyan:
This is really funny,when Christian leaders were shout that Muslim leaders should talk to their people they were, they ignore it. Not this the result.

Life at times is really funny

Ano undrstand yew o....

ifyan:
This is really funny,when Christian leaders were shout that Muslim leaders should talk to their people they were, they ignore it. Not this the result.

Life at times is really funny

Ano undrstand yew o....

FrankValency:
my guy,na normal thing for him to talk and it go happen

lol, was xpecting d man to tell Nigerians to embark on a year fasting and praying to avert such occurence!!! We no wnt problm wey no get solutn o

FrankValency:
Oyibo no go kill me o,malaysian airline wey don dey miss since a year ago,nothing don happen o,na just yesterday wey crash happen,everybody family member don dey miss....,oyibo take time o..........chai,Naija,our own go diff.

In other news TB Joshua talk say him see am for vision,prohesied and it happened!!!!!!!!

and wat recomendatn diD TB josHuA profer to the effecT?

kaka22:
Who is yovipman?

Yoruba Video Producer/Marketer Association of Nigeria..... Thr film lacks translatn

kaka22:
10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University
@op... It should be 10 signs your school fees and four years were wasted...

yovipman needs u asap

MadCow1:
My wife..


Make Mumsy rest..

And 100million Dollars ain't nothing..

madcow1, ur optn aint fair. Gues ur yf is a NL'er

preciousMI1:
All knowing God please preserve my life and that of my brother during this service year.... Amen...

Rip....

and after d service year nko?

buygala:
Obviously, it isn't only men who put up an impression to get what they want

He forms Shell staff... She forms Redemption camp Virgin

He forms sex-ninja with Viagra and other Burantashis. .... She forms good girl with a tight vagina coated with alum coupled with all those fake "Baby it's paining me" cries during sex

He makes a deliberate effort to stop snoring and farting loudly in his sleep so as to impress her.... She downgrades from Brazilian wig to Togolese wig to impress him

He wears new boxers whenever she is visiting so that she won't think he is 'dirty'..... She takes the smallest fish in the stew so that he will know she can 'manage' very well


POINT IS... IN RELATIONSHIPS, BOTH PARTIES TRY TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER.... WHY SINGLE OUT THE LADIES?

buy gala

Mr man, e still remain.. "WHILE & WHEN nko?
E.g i saw him WHILE i was going home. &
I saw him WHEN I'm going home..
Shall look fwd to ur reply bro!

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]It requires a certain amount of courage to do that, of which, obviously, you don't have.[/color]

na fooool u like!

Dats astrology for yew. Astrology will predict 100% facts abt yew and 90% of dose fact prevails.

CHM11:
Most Nigerian HR persons studied non pure science related courses. They are mostly made up of people who back in high school couldn't make it to the sciences so they had to settle for Commercial/art or Humanities...my point? Most HR persons are dull and have low IQ, so when you say something smart, you sound really stupid to them.

At interviews here in Nigeria, know what the mumu HR wants to hear and tell the 1diot so he gives you the job. If you try to be very smart, the HR person will get lost as his/her IQ cannot take the fire you are emitting.

My advice, see interviews as a discussion and not an exam and you will ace most interviews.

may God bless u more than ur expecting

Ow i wish d equaliser sees this write-up and d reasonable comments thr mayb they will av a rethink....

Worefa, they shld even make it 20 digits.... Na directly frm ma bnk acct i for dey recharge wit that firstBank code u knw?

hrykanu231:
I don't like six packs, I did prefer six figures and above in my account

wat if d figures comenced wit zero?

Swagt101:
LWKMD... Na eternal abyss be their punany, a whole being sef go lost inside am... Btw, am rich and e better make I go villa go find tear rubber,than waste my hard earned doe on lazy gold-diggers that are so ubiquitous... Bottomline is: NL babes una vijayjay go suffer tire if una dey folo folo... Peace

oooops, village bae don open eyes tooo bro

Na thr type cucumber dey forgt itslf inside thr center of gravity

Assuming a woman was forced by her man to av sex while ramadan is ONgoing(mayb arnd 3pm). Has d lady's fasting bin terminated? I knew dat of d man's

Babe, do not distub urslf. Everytin wld still boomerang but only if ur parent are aware of wat the situatn is. (if u are nt mistaken @ d hosp)

alabiyemmy:
oNLY YOUR mUM CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.

you and dis ur cnclusion sha. No be d babe mama be dat for real.... She must av bin swapped @ d hospital

My lady, do not free ur religion cos of anybody in this life. Remember for every debit entry, thr must be a corresponding credit entry.

My God pls, refuse to let dis girl's mouth be as wide as his dad's

philfearon:
Beloxxy is not a prize to be won bro..
She has been my love 2yrs before you found this thread!

hoe kay o

philfearon:
Okay my dear...

clap 4 urslf. for ur mind nw, u don catch big fish abi? Well play!

It affected me though bt nt in d part of relatnshp aspect. I intended calling a frnd just for d correctn of one foolish qstn i dismantled maslf only to discover dat d new call r8 was 12k....i cldn't ordinarily see with my eyes without my mouth widely opened.

Security nko? Abi una lik dis killing of a thing¿

adextetoo:
I can only send this type of message to my ex if only it was on the 1st of april...wat eva is past has been passed so move on better bi.t.ches ahead.

badt guy

damiloladuke:
She is real as we been talking and I have also spoken with her sisters and friends

ripp in advance then!

Ruq:
All these happen because you still go to church.

abio.

0955eb027:
Awon artiste mii ni naija, imi nnu won shi maja...
Won ma sare gbagbe bata bi ki bata e ja...
Olorun shin ba elomi shey ninu yin, o shi n ni hit...






GOD bless ur soul broda..
RIP

ti o ba to time kan eyin bawo ee ni lay fit

Doubleoo:
Here are 3 characteristics of fools:

1. When you travel from Nigeria to UK, from UK to China, China to Dubai, then Dubai to the US in 7 days, a fool will call you a broke nigga.





2. When you associate yourself with well-meaning people from every parts of the world and go to places where others would never have the privilege to be, a fool will call you a debtor.




3. And when you refuse to use money to sponsor lies and blackmail like your competitors, a typical fool will call you names like begger and so on.

Don Jazzy haven't snap a classic picture since 2012, he got angry and bring back the pic he snapped years back just to claim he was once with real men. Fortunately, the guy that took him there shewed us the real pic. Who is the leader between them?



A word for the fools; respect those who God has blessed.

thumbs up man!