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kingstylo01:
thanks bro. Buh you know ladies, they can pretend a lot! I think its best to carryout investigation about her past. What do you think?

skyface00:
Hmmm God help us in africa, u have given us the best of everything but not a good leaders, we have d best of rain, weather, sun, water, fruits, gold, Diamond, rubber, steel, gas, oil, etc but we lack leadership

kingstylo01:
The more i see this kind of topic on frontpage, the more i get scared.

This issue of infidelity is getting outta hand.

Am becoming more afraid of marriage than ever.


Everytime i read such news, i just imagine me in the shoes of these men. A lady you married, put all your trust on, yet she still cheats, even in marriage!


Oh my!! I never wish for my marriage to be like this and end up in divorce!!!


may God protect me from all these serial cheaters runs girls who pretend to be loyal.
AMEN.


May i be married once without divorce.
AMEN!!

Rilwayne001:


[b] Silly attention-seeking idiotíc son of Orubebe.

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NoRetreat:
Boko Haram must fall and perish by God's Grace.

Tomfrench:
i've never been scammed by any girl online, and I pray not to be a victim


i'm more tuned to reality...... I hardly chat online.....if i ever happen to chat with a strange girl, its just for Fun and the mental relaxation that comes with it, PERIOD!


I don't give a shìt!!, even if she's as fresh as fuçk

yorubatic:
We should support the actualization of odua republic...we can't remain cowards in the eye of the ibos . ..I prefer sophisticated and progressive Odu'a republic than this nigeria. ..

Hausa/Fulani are not our kins...they should learn to fight their own war and achieve their arewa republic. .

.....yorubas should concentrate their energy on the actualization of odua republic instead of mocking the brave biafrans. ..it's a great feat to withstand a combined efforts of yorubas and Hausa/Fulani plus the western powers....I don't think any other nigerian ethnic group can do that. ..

debbie:
I couldnt find a perfect thread to post this topic...all the same can anyone remember this cartoon and the names of the characters.

If you watched this cartoon you are as old as the BIG BEN CLOCK.
If you didnt.......well i dont know what to tell you

Arbiola:
It is Tom and Jerry na

Ishilove:
Which advice do you want again? Gold Circle condom is 50 naira but no, young folks of nowadays prefer skin to skin.

Postinor 2 is 300 naira, but no, I guess birth control pills is an abomination.

Mr Man, brace yourself, a child will be born and you wee be a proud daddy!!! Your degree program can wait for now

Emm, lemme see... naming ceremony, pampers, Nunu Gold, baby wipes, baby clothes...

Hm, it will be a tight squeeze but your 60k salary can cover the above listed items.

Good luck. You'll be needing it.

xamuelotu:
Dj lambo na chocolate city Dj, check dat pic well u go see am

xamuelotu:
Dj lambo, i love that lady

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sketcherJ:
Five Funny ways on how to get attended to fast/jump queue legally in a bank

In Nigeria today,most of the banks we have are very slow in their service,customers would have to wait on the queue for many minutes before they could be attended to.


Now I have devised five funny ways in which you can get answered to on time,believe me,noone would fight or argue with you when the bank cashiers are attending to you ,even if you are the last person on the queue..let's get to it already..

1.Get a Baby!!(lol,not for men though)yea,I am not telling you girls to go and get pregnant oo...just carry the baby of ur neighbour(tell d mother you are going to d bank !!don't let them lynch you ooo!!)when you get inside the bank,fill ur teller,go on the queue and pinch d good baby,when the cry of the baby rings the air..everybody on the teller would be pleading with the cashier to attend to you,(don't forget to buy biscuits for the cool baby oo)

2.Fall down and Faint!!(yes..men this is where you come in..its simple,stay on the queue and just fall down and close your eyes!!and make it some 2 minutes before you open your eyesviola!!you are a celebrity!!anytime you enter the bank,you will be answered to immediately (just pray your neighbour, abi your gf/bf no dey in the bank that day you fall oo)

3.ACT CRAZY LIKE TERRY G..if you don't know how to craze..abeg don't use weed oo..just take dry pepper with you and put it in ur bums..am telling you the craze that will be emanating from you will make headlines...(Lol)

4.Blow Grammars out of proportion: You don't need a dictionary, just go to Patrick Obahiagbon's social media handles,You will find your tools there..When you enter the bank, cooly fill your tellers, nope don't stay on the queue, just walk straight to the cashier....and BLOW YOUR GRAMMARS.


http://fresh-folks-ville..com/2015/08/five-funny-ways-on-how-to-get-attended.html?m=1

Baawaa:
Liar,you don't know what you are saying, whatever you swallowed during Jonathan's administration you will vomit them now.