₦airaland Forum

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

oloriooko:
recently, the frequency of power outages in abuja is on the increase especially as the dry season sets in.
why the sudden sharp increase in outages?
I thought PMB fixed this

donsharwama:
1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. GT-bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
My name Anita, I used my friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a Girlfriend when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be, you Will Still Be the Food For Worms....Set your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath am about sleeping someone somewhere is crying.. Always thank the lord no matter the situation ....created by don-sharwama

Targaryen:
@OP SECONDED, lemme add mine, cheating: a frustrated and a lazy lady are the shareful givers, they can open their legs for anything that has money, even their boyfriend's best friend or brother.

kennyman2000:
ibile.. Nice one my nigga.. op, give this advice a trial.. Yes, had a real life experience of that pandoro on a lady breasts. Let me save the story for another day.

Laveda:
imagine? **pokes** such disgusting act.

Durenttt:
lol. Am a guy nd i mean my padi

Laveda:
The guy above is mad already

Durenttt:
I know nigerians are backwardly ret.arded but dey keep amazing me everyday. Dis is the 1st time am hearing dis one ooooh. I opened of my guy wallet and saw condoms full inside both used and un-unsed just scatter inside like refuse dump I come ask am wetin he dey use "used" condom do.
The guy told me that its the best thing to do after se.x wit any lady. Dat u cant have sex with a lady nd leave ur condom where she can see it except u want ur destiny to be diverted. Nawaoooooh. Which brought me to the kwensions, how would a girl divert ur destiny? how wud the girl feel after havin se.x with her nd u are taking the condom with both sper.m inside nd shooking inside ur wallet, to prevent ur destiny from diverting. Naija men are just disgusting. And many others do this, better change before its too late.

alexispaul:
How long does infatuation last?

kestolove95:
Wen dem go do dix tin for nigeria na?

efonat:
I over heard my neighbour's friend bleeping her friends boy friend in her room should I bring it to the notice of her friend please advise.

princdebola201:
Ice Prince close rap pal, Yung L has taken
attention whoring to a whole new level, is
this art or madness or art of madness?

kestolove95:
Dix boko haram people ar dirty like yoruba people

viviangist:
From the Traditional Marriage of one of the Best Nigeria Comedian Akpororo , who of recent have a court wedding with his lovely wife , today November 12th 2015, enjoyed his traditional marriage at Ibadan Nigeria see photos below.

source http://viviangist.com/photos-from-akpororo-comedian-traditional-marriage

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KnowMore:
Good locking pic

adajiboyy:
tank u tunde,I would do.bt am actually doing good.bt really tanks for d advice.tanks.

kilode100:
I think your Dad is impotent. Tell him to be drinking ogi baba and stop wearing tight dross.


It is well.

ikbnice:
saw it sumwhere ... C ur maot!