₦airaland Forum

Rolings:
A soldier friend that didnt have a name or face?
Then
Dont you also think this Op also got his story from soldier friend
You are pathetic!!!

denko:
dont let me send you pictures that will shake this nation

arresa:
Do you have a source for the picture you liars are circulating?

Noneroone:
where is the picture?

arresa:
From Darfur...

PLANETMARS:
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing)

GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.

onila:
this is the second time, this is happening to me

my housemate at the basement apartment said he will love talk to me

I went downstairs
he started telling me, u know I like you
before u know it, he started grabbing my boobs

I had to remove his hands immediately

Yomboy4ever:
Oga sorry ooo GEJ sef knw say him be failure so why blaming Mbaka for ur bros failure? Meanwhile u must be a wailing wailer...

rheether:
Guys can mumu eh! I remember alex, he will excort me to my bf house and he will outside playing with the dog.

akpanikpe:
See as I rush open the thread topic like say na the dead body I go see for the pics.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
RIP gallant soldier; heaven recieve your soul.

datprincess:
lol

FREEEMANAN:


Smh....


When they import too much gen, Nigerians complain that the politicians deliberately deprive us of power supply so their friends and relatives who imports Gen would sell...

Now see the new malady.... Does Buhari hate Small businesses? Issapity..... No wonder these politicians will continue to zap the economy and starve the people... They know we have misplaced priorities and confusion inherent our beingness....


Still smh

Haryohdeji:
is that how to write LORD? You dont respect LORD

krissy213:
Boarding Schools And Lesbianism
It has been observed that most girls in Nigerian secondary schools, especially those that live in dormitories indulge in the dirty act called lesbianism. Parents do not have any clue about what their kids are into. Schools especially those for girls only breeds female homosexuals. They engage in school mother- daughter relationships and establish a bond. They also exchange gifts like teddy bears, cards, make up accessories, jewellery etc during events like valentines day and birthdays. They exchange visits and sleep over at each other's hostels and they usually wake up in the middle of the night to have sex. Most girls, especially the freshers are usually forced into the act. They are threatened and punished severely if they refuse to be lured into the act, which makes them live miserably in their dormitories. They are usually too afraid to speak up to their teachers, guardians or their boarding house mistresses for fear of being punished. Students into lesbianism are usually beautiful and they hunt for beautiful partners to show off what they have.
Some girls are usually lucky to stop the act after awhile while others live as lesbians or bisexuals all their lives.
Parents and guardians should try to enlighten their kids/ wards about the dangers of same sex and they should always encourage their daughters to stick to their beliefs despite the challenges they would encounter from their lesbian school mates.
Schools should be vigilant and maintain a strict discipline of non- lesbianism, therefore, anyone caught should be expelled.
Tuck shops should also not sell things that could be used by girls to thrust into their private parts like candles, fishrolls etc
Schools should also observe their lights out and also ensure that every girl is on her bed. The G and C section of the school should also be active.

akksplendor:
Two young men were apprehended and beaten up by a vigilante group in Benin city Edo state after it was discovered that they allegedly kidnapped young boys aged between 10-15 years and forcefully had anal sex with them in their hideout. When interrogated, one of the victims said he was kidnapped from Lagos and does not know his parents phone number. Continue to see more photos...
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photos-of-two-benin-boys-who-allegedly.html

onlyson16:
your mind is even corrupted

Khd95:
get sense na,
agbalaba like u

onlyson16:
Nigeria is corrupted so i have to comply but i wish my fellow nairander not to experience it ......i went to bank this morning to withdraw some amount for my clearance at shool.going forward to the ATM insert my card suprised to me the machine feed me back with this mesage(unable to complete your transanction) imediatly i got angry and meet the security man around there, but he quitly instructed me to go inside the bank and renue my bvn. deligiently i went inside to doing so, the lady i mate inside the bank gave me a form to filled.after filling the form i passed it through the lady that gave me the form,after some minite she ask me to thumbprint, after the thumbprinting she complained that the name i use initialy at the bank is not the same to the one in my bvn that cbn rejected it and if she make any atempt unlocking the acount she will be jailed
i said pls maa can u do me a favour by terminating the name pls she said that already cbn have registered the name that the only solution to it is for me to go to nearby court to obtain a form that will ordered the inclussion of the name.i ask her will they request money for doing that she said yes i told her but am koboless and strandend even my bic out there is fueless. not minding my condintion and complain she feel lessconcern. perplexly i left her but why going out of the door with mourmoring.one of the banker outside there called me and ask me while am i mourmoring i came back and narrete everything to him and end it by telling that am cashless,he ask me how much will be his own share for him to lead me through the escape door,i told him 1k quitly he lead me to another branch but same bank. Reaching there he told them that they own branch is having electrical fault same time wake to the bankers and greet them one by one.after everything i refilled the form again and he submitted it after the processing my acount came back again functioning, he aske me oya lets go, we want outside i withdraw and pay him up, blissfuly he greeted me again nd ask that i must not tell anybody that he did it.....in no distance time i recalled that it is able to work out for him just because the branch is not the main branch i opened the account i wish u reading this must not make such mistake,if the bank u open the acount complaine of ur names kindly go to other branches and unlock ur acount .............thanks
ishilove lalastclala oya do the needfull

Khd95:
Picture or...

CecyAdrian:
thank God he escaped. But I why smell foul play. PDP trying to make APC look bad or simply snipers that were allegedly trained by an ex-president

donjaxy:
Wasted generation

gentlegenius:
I nearly shed tears today when my dad counted 7000 naira in my presence to pay for just 10 litres of Petrol. After parking the car for almost a week now due to fuel scarcity, my dad had an emergency to attend to at Eket- Akwa Ibom state, which he needed to go with at least four people. Our car was needed for the journey since we no longer see public vehicles on the road. After searching our entire local government and even nearby local governments, without seeing any fuel station selling, we resort to buying black market at 700 naira per litre. On our way, I saw two prominent looking men pushing their car from a very long distance and sweating profusely. The only station that was open at an area close to Eket were selling at 250 naira per litre. We branch there on our way back only to discover that the price has jumped to 300 naira. We joined the long cue, but after waiting for about 1 hour, the price jumped again to... guess what....
400 naira per litre.
We simply drove off...
Pls Someone should help me answer these questions:
1. Who is our minister of Petroleum?
2. Are we feeling the negative effect of the CHANGE we voted for?
3. Why do we in the South South always suffer more than every other region anytime there's fuel scarcity in this country despite being the region that produces the crude oil?

Jesusloveyou:
if ur clueless corrupt ogogoro hero did not compromise our hard earn resources, we would not be at dis level, it would have still be better,if it was only cluelessness without stealing kobo, d money would have be there to start work