₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
Lol...I must be on the list too...

Chai!!!

Lord I am sorry for all my previous complaints! I am grateful for all you have given me. Thank you Jesus!!!

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

OP I will like the see the pics of your backside that made you open this thread!

dejavu231:
trust me i have tried it and the best people will only make it worse after tell you a solution good or bad the next thing you will hear it from somebody else. professionals are humans (nigerians) too. if there was a tested online professional that i can talk to i would go for it

Alright! Anything that rocks your boat... All the best bro!

Nawa o.

dejavu231:
this place is a faceless network that's why i am freely talking about this. i don't trust any professional i feel they will be leaking out whatever i tell them to somebody... is it normal?

They are called professional for a reason. It's better to tell people your problem and get solution than die in silence.

Seek the services of a professional coupled with prayers.

Yes o... Unlike Amaechi the noise maker.

Menace2Society:
RIP good bricklayer u died in active service to womanity

Epic!!!

Buhari ooooooooo!!!

Hmmm

GEJ's effort in keeping Nigeria as a country can not be overlooked.

Nice one there.

Vikky014:
good for u i will do same if i ws in ur shoes.no time

Gross!!!

I use Etisalat 2Gig for 2000 naira...
Code is *229*2*8#. The network is better than Airtel and MTN cos I have tried them all.

Natural is beautiful.

I KNOW THE FEELING.

Betcliq25:
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This is my favorite.

Dear Nairalanders,

I read a post last week wherein a Nairalander mentioned the positive impact of the internet on his daughter's health. I am here to give my own testimony, but this time, the positive impact of the Internet on my child's education. This is very notable to me because many people, especially those who believe in hardwork are always too quick to point out the dangers in the Social Media, particularly, Facebook. My son is attending one of the best secondary schools in Lagos and to be honest, the teachers are doing so much there that I couldn't think of a better school where my child could be more improved. At a time, the mother and I thought his grades were ridiculous because there were so many brilliant students in their class. We made several visits to the school where they made us know that they had already spotted him as being far below average and had since concentrated much effort on him.

To our dismay, none of the 'efforts' worked. We decided to try him on assignments for lower classes but he failed woefully. Two home tutors stopped coming abruptly when they noticed they were not getting any improvement to justify their pay. We got worried that even if we were able to push him through secondary school, he might never be able to cope with any higher education. I decided to speak to my Pastor's wife (not on spiritual grounds but because she is an educationist and also owns a school). Surprisingly, she referred me to a Facebook group of educational consultants. Right in the church, she opened her phone and invited me to the group. I had no internet access at that moment, so I promise to take necessary steps on reaching home.

Still with great unbelief, I decided to give it a try. I was accepted to the group and I was able to post my son's problem. Within three hours, I got great hints (which even my son's teachers had never thought about). I was a little skeptical because the most convincing contributor's recommendations required about six weeks of intensive exercise for us and the child. To cut the whole story, the solution to my son's problem came from a Facebook group and the most outstanding fact is that I didn't spend a dime. It is just as if something was cast out of my son. Now he even reads in the loo and answers questions like a genius... I have made personal contact with one of the consultants to give my testimony but I decided to share it here to corroborate the fact that the INTERNET CAN RESHAPE BLURRY DREAMS... Use it wisely

Cc: lalasticlala

Hello sir, if you don't mind, I would like to have access to the said group. God bless! I will send you a pm now.

Here is another one.

joeprince23:
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erunz dunsman
Nigerianvenom Phockphockman, nwadiuko1, ibokUtoroh,
Koded, Ecoterrors, iPrinz20 Aprokoman, OcheJoseph,
Dearpreye, Firefire, Francizy, Temitemi1, Hinwazaka
Ecoterrors, Dumkem21 Biafranqueen, Mogidi, Mizmycoli,
IsraeliAirforce, Candyrain, Ambivert, Rose2014, Provacateur,
Opiaoku, NDPVF, Anonimi, Engineerboat, Talktimi, ahaika23,
coolestrogue APCSucks Emperortj93 DebateNigeria

I am in. We need to fight this APShit to finish.

Toktee:
BLAME BABANGIDA,OBJ AND JONATHAN FOR ALL THIS.

Your brain needs to be taken to a car wash!!!

Juliet11111:
why are Nigerian guys always fond of not keeping this promise

He be like say you just experience am ba?

lilmizwierd:
Well said they are always looking for Who to help them
That child sef.........

It's too common with Nigerians...

Ginaz:
who wizkid don help?

You better liberate yourself from this ,"somebody must help me" mentality.

You are responsible for your destiny my dear... Don't expect help from anybody, not even your family.

Post the picture here brother!

libertyfather:
Go ban am nah! wailing shit

But you didn't see any wrong in condemning a mere First Lady for her wrong use of English. As long as na your God, BUHARI, you don't have an issue with it

Godmother:
Abeg she carry, and its so proportionate to her body. FatherLord, let mine keep growing bigger by the day. Its already big, but I need it bigger

Na your kind dey do butt implant.


Lemme advice you. Dey do DOGGIE STYLE ANY TIME YOU DEY FVCK

midolian:
If not photoshop.., she must be hiding a Love Machine in there

She might be a tranny/she male...

This kind one, even if she mess up your hair, you no fit talk because na babe...

onlyme12:
In addition to a statement by Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo denying been insulted by Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna state, the Presidency has released a photo of the duo.

The picture was reportedly taken earlier today at the VP's office.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/09/presidency-debunks-rumour-releases.html

Abeg who tall pass between this duo?
Short people are very arrogant, so I am not surprised hearing of the power tussle between them.
APC and surface treatment of issues self. Just to dice the report that both of them had issues earlier today...

According to one Yoruba actress, "AM I A CHILDREN?"