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HealthRe: Man Shares Photos Of Physical Transformation His Friend Experienced In Pregnancy by Tunderfireyou: 10:10pm On Jan 07, 2023
No much difference na!!!
EducationRe: Student Unknowingly Passes Night With Snake On Her Bed In Delta State (Video) by Tunderfireyou: 10:46pm On Feb 28, 2022
G0LANHEIGHTS:
A snake cannot harm a fellow snake.
snakes of the same species crawl together grin grin Fernandezisback and iyaebe huh
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Her Boyfriend After Realising He Copied Val’s Day Message From Google by Tunderfireyou: 10:38am On Feb 19, 2022
Amotolongbo:
What is beautiful about the love relationship where one of the partners act a personnel of Copyright commission and ready to persecute and prosecute the other for plagiarism?

The content of the message should be of utmost concern and not the original source.
I don dey luv you be that o. U get sense
CrimeRe: Man Sleeping With His Sister Kills Her For Having Sex With Another Man (Photo) by Tunderfireyou: 11:01am On Feb 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Looks like some gang member..Mara salvatrucha..
The guy ain't ok in the head..he first need to get checked tho..after that you can just execute him... undecided
executionist!! Welldone. Every man, na to kill!!!!. "Hang him, electrocute him, castrate him" etc. You be supreme judge?
SportsRe: Overmars Admits Sending Inappropriate Messages To Female Colleagues, Quits Ajax by Tunderfireyou: 9:36am On Feb 07, 2022
gaby:
What a pity for the "flying Dutchman".

Women matter? Na God go help us men.


May God continue to lead us right and grant us the wisdom to look away from falling into temptation that'd bring us down through the "sweet in the middle" of a woman.

Hallelujah somebody...
Amen too. These destructive holes will do everything to bring men down. They now roam -virtually- naked !!!!!!! Bastards
CrimeRe: Lady Discovers Her Dad Created Anonymous OnlyFans Accounts To Watch Her Nudes by Tunderfireyou: 9:18am On Feb 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Well if I should be plain you sold your nudes right and your dad is your biggest customer right?
So what?don't you know the moment you start selling em for money then it's available for everyone..
The father is also trying to soothe his sexual urge..
Note I am not in any way supporting his attitude..
sometimes you dey reason well small small
RomanceRe: This is Unfair. by Tunderfireyou: 10:39pm On Jan 31, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Prove me wrong baby boy and stop wailing.. undecided
and it didn't occur to you that the bruises could have been acquired elsewhere?. huh huh
RomanceRe: Wow Pictures! BBMZANSI: What's Brewing Between This Nigerian & Gay Housemate? by Tunderfireyou: 10:24pm On Jan 31, 2022
See as our fernandezisbackASS dey rejoice grin
RomanceRe: Masturbation Is Killing Me Slowly by Tunderfireyou: 11:46pm On Jan 27, 2022
Semiaddict:
initially i fell for the trick of people trying to make masturbation look good.

I tried on my own to quit masturbation and the most I've gone is a month. I've been masturbating for almost 5 years now and I'm sick and tired of going back to my own vomit,anytime i finish masturbating i feel stupid and useless.

Masturbation has affected my brain capacity i failed jamb last year and I'm about to rewrite, I think quitting this dangerous addiction of mine is a good start.

Quitting porn couldn't help,
I'm alone i just feel the urge. Anytime i see a woman i only see them as sex objects,even masturbating to some family members which i one of the reasons i feel so dirty.
I need help.
how slow is the killing? And have u tried castration? I think that's the best cure!!
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Tunderfireyou: 11:41pm On Jan 27, 2022
Em222:
I am a graduate but lost my job so am struggling to come back to my real self so I need a working class or real time bussiness woman who will help me to come back let's build a home together I am a litle bit fair tall handsome youngman in my early 30s so am looking for a serious woman within the age range of 27 to 42 to marry lets start making kids no much time so if u r interested u can call me or chat me let's discuss I am serious about this 08164084891
how old is ur mother?
RomanceRe: If U Are Force To Pick One Out Of This 3 Dangerous Addictions Which Will U Go Fo by Tunderfireyou: 11:40pm On Jan 27, 2022
kenzysmith:
1. Going to brothel
2. Playing bet9ja virtual
3. Smoking weed



I will gladly choose money
RomanceRe: Permanent Solution To Premature Ejaculation, Weak Erection & Small P£nis by Tunderfireyou: 10:45pm On Mar 06, 2020
Dat guy na scam big time. Him meds na just fake
PoliticsRe: "Wanted To Be A Music Entertainer But I Entertain Boko Haram With Guns" -soldier by Tunderfireyou: 10:03am On Jun 05, 2019
baliyubla:
If pikin say him sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. Warri Proverb.

Borrow yourself brain calm down young soldier.
which yeye warri proverb?...mcheeww. yoruba fathered warri, owns the proverb. Tunder fire you if you quote me

RomanceRe: I Finally Slept With Her Today. by Tunderfireyou: 9:46am On Jun 02, 2019
countryfive:
And what do you itend to gain by telling us?
You think you really know this girl inside out,your happy you've sinned against God by committing
Formication bah?
And to add pepper on injury You're boasting about it, telling the world so that they will fill like having sex tonight. What if you sleep and never wake up tomorrow morning, or that that lady you're sleeping with is a marine agent ? Be rest assured that you are as good as dead , your destiny is sold already to Satan through sex and you may not know peace or good health for the rest of your life. Even if this post is falsely written
, God will still punish you for spreading immorality this night with your mb.

Solution: quickly kneel down were you are
Ask God to forgive you because of your sins
Send that girl out this night and have nothing
To do with her
If you do these ,
You will live
But if you choose not to
Then know that you are a walking corpse
Who knows if your time is up already
we go better for you in jesus name Amen
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Shares Throwback Photos Of Late MKO Abiola by Tunderfireyou: 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2019
Shibaraba:
Mko.
Head boy.
Looters association of Nigeria....first set.
Awon eyan ITT
Won't forget he once sunk a shipload of bibles.
But no they won't say that in history books.
We sabi am.
No matter the amount of perfume wey you spray mess wey na beans or egg form am must mess

Sink bible. Come make bible cost. Your head they there



I know say I go receive bashing so in advance na una papa una dey talk to

TravelRe: Boeing 777X: Boeing Unveils World's Longest Passenger Plane(Pics) by Tunderfireyou: 11:04am On Mar 17, 2019
Explorers:
The Boeing 777X UNVEILED: World's longest passenger plane at 252ft makes its debut at factory ceremony, less than a week after the Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on board.





The first fully assembled Boeing 777X, the world's longest passenger jetliner has been unveiled.


The aircraft had expected to be presented with much fanfare in a ceremonial debut at the plane manufacturer's plant in Everett, near Seattle, on Wednesday.

But as a mark of respect for those who died in the Ethiopian Airlines 737 Max 8 crash, it was instead unveiled in a low-key event that was only attended by Boeing employees.




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6813311/The-Boeing-777X-UNVEILED-Worlds-longest-passenger-jet-makes-debut-Seattle-factory-ceremony.html
So they have to kill hundreds of soul for the spiritual unveiling of the new plane. He who have eyes, let him see
SportsRe: When Jay Jay Okocha disciplined Oliver Kahn during match (Throwback) by Tunderfireyou: 10:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
Offpoint:
13 years later, still nairaland still can't play video, no single update for 13 years except remover of 0 pagination. Seün should resign as nairaland CEO. He's too un-innovative for my liking. Imagine YouTube, Google, Facebook, Twitter etc looking the same way for over 13 years with zero update or modifications.
man are very tired about this dirty undeveloping development
PoliticsRe: APC, PDP Supporters Clash In Uhonmora, Edo: "You Are A Bloody Swaka" (video) by Tunderfireyou: 10:13am On Mar 10, 2019
Swaka
Dutch Street Language For Dick
That person there's such a Swaka
by Tom grin March 07, 2006

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Swaka
A Word Used in fourms and IM's

Meaning Lazy Bleep or Lazy Person that you hate

Or it can simply Mean a Lazy Person or Object
1.Goddamn Pat, Swaka
2.Dude my sister is a Swaka
3.I feel like a Swaka
4.My Computer is Broken, SWAKA!!
by Neo July 11, 2004

3
Swakas
More than one Swaka
I see Swakas!!

God Damn Swakas Keep stealing my shit!
by Neo July 13, 2004

4
swaka
weak condition/ lame

taken from Xhosa word
you are swaka
by @stt.koolest February 03, 2018

© 1999-2019 Urban Dictionary ®
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Car TalkRe: Automobile Workers Kick Against FG Move To Slash Vehicles Duty To 10% by Tunderfireyou: 10:00am On Jan 30, 2019
If they increase, you shout! If they reduce, you shout! Are you a shouter?
CrimeRe: Civil Defence Officer Assaulted By Police During Raid On Asaba Eatery. Photos by Tunderfireyou: 7:06am On Oct 06, 2018
Mumu, pdp nko?
able20:
The beginning of Anarchy under Buhari ordinary Primary elections people died. APC I hail dee!.
RomanceRe: I Love My Boyfriend But I Am So Scared Of Lending Him 700k by Tunderfireyou: 7:58pm On Sep 23, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

LOL. WE'RE VERY MUCH AWARE THAT MOST WOMEN (NOT ALL) WOULD RATHER COMMIT SUICIDE INSTEAD OF HELP OUT A MAN.
THEY CAN'T HELP THEIR MALE FRIENDS, NOR THEIR BOYFRIENDS, NOR THEIR HUSBANDS.. NOT EVEN THEIR OWN BLOOD BROTHERS.

THEY ONLY WANT TO RECEIVE, AND NEVER TO GIVE.

"SELFISHNESS AND WICKEDNESS" IS THE SYNONYM FOR WOMEN LIKE YOU.
ur head dey their. If u know u know .but wait o...to all women take

PoliticsRe: Delemomodu Admits Spreading FAKE NEWS About The "Account Freezing" Of Adelekes by Tunderfireyou: 11:40pm On Sep 16, 2018
BigGuyMan01:
Buhari is a mad dog with no iota of wisdom and a certified slowpoke
Mumuish personality like yours had been "dewised" since..... foetal stage. Anuohia
CrimeRe: 15-Year-Old Kidnapper Arrested With Gang Members In Rivers State. Photos by Tunderfireyou: 11:22pm On Sep 16, 2018
grin
CrimeRe: 15-Year-Old Kidnapper Arrested With Gang Members In Rivers State. Photos by Tunderfireyou: 11:04pm On Sep 16, 2018
Igbos bastards sons of exiled ashawo always leading in crime. Dem swear for una? Evans descendants Bikonu kam puo ebahon grin

CareerRe: 2 Airport Security Guards Get N500k For Returning Missing Bag Filled With Dollar by Tunderfireyou: 10:54pm On Aug 23, 2018
Cryomancer:
angry

E no go better for 500k.

God knows I can't return such money... not in this Buhari era where everybody is a criminal.


Don't blame me, I'm just being a Nigerian.
ole!!! shocked shocked see ya eye

FamilyRe: How Much Is Reasonable Enough To Give Your Spouse Monthly? by Tunderfireyou: 10:47pm On Aug 23, 2018
victorian:
God bless you! Thank God for seeing it, the way it is.

I knew the person behind the moniker is a guy who been heartbroken by his gf or wife. So he bashes women with his moniker. He's a danger to himself and society.


Anyways inbetween op, you can start from N60k monthly if u earn much more than 60k. That's what my friend collects monthly from her husband. And he still takes care of everything in the home and also assist both his family and hers join with all gladness and God keeps blessing him more.
So It depend on your salary.
2 of u have something wrong going upstairs

PoliticsRe: Amnesty International Investigating The Arrest Of 114 IPOB Women by Tunderfireyou: 10:32pm On Aug 23, 2018
LadyExcellency:
Get a life and stop polluting sane discussion.

How on earth will a full grown man be jumping from one social media platform/thread to another without contributing anything positive.

Not even one analytical skill to influence opinions.

What a total waste of man hour
E pain am��� grin
CrimeRe: Woman Dies In Ogun Shrine, Police Arrest Priest, Father (pic) by Tunderfireyou: 10:29pm On Aug 23, 2018
Igbo amaka

RomanceRe: Convo Between A Female And Her Male Bestie Who Wants HIT And Run by Tunderfireyou: 9:44pm On Jul 16, 2018
Majesticniyi:
The girl is immature, the guy is a coward...the mod that pushed this to front page is an idiot!
idiaat wot ya saying? Very mumuish

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