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Why is everyone so silent.Does anyone have any updates or gist concerning oau admission??@o'dave- its nice to know that you're back

Why is everyone so silent.Does anyone have any updates or gist concerning oau admission??@o'dave- its nice to know that you're back

Mr bighead was pressed, so he went to the nearest public toilet.On getting there he discovered that the toilet was in use.He waited for 30 minutes but the guy refused to come out.He then noticed that the female toilet was empty, at this point he was almost messing himself up.Out of desperation, he exchanged the 'female toilet' tag placed on top of the female toilet door with the male toilet tag placed on the male toilet door.After this he comfortably entered the female toilet.After doing this, a female wanted to pee.She saw the female tag and bumped into the toilet.She saw the guy who had been in the toilet ever since.She then slapped him; Woman:Don't you know this is a female toilet.Guy:No this a male toilet you insipid goat.After this a fight ensued; just as they started fighting,Mr Big head who had finished using the toilet came out and laughed, 'Next time you would know that a toilet is not a recreational centre'

A boy noticed that his father was spreading dead batteries in the sun.He then asked the father why he was doing so, the father replied:i'm recharging the batteries.The father came back from work the next day only to meet his son sitting down on a chair under the hot sun.The father was suprised and then scolded his son but the boy replied saying:My teacher said my brain was dull and i've decided to charge it up!!!!

Don't bother okaroabire, i've sent you a friend request

What a wet day it is, here in lagos!!!

@okoroabire, i don't know if the admission lists have been pasted around campus.But if anybody wants to check his/her name, they should go to jamb website-simple.

Congratulations to all who made it

@faith92, you need to go and process your admission, if you know someone there good for you but don't expect automatic admission, though the chances of getting enlisted in the other lists are high b'cos oau considers people like you in their supplementary lists.The other lists would be released at intervals in october, so try your possible best to get admission through prayers and connection.You are qualified to get admitted, but the reason why you did not get automatic admission is b'cos you chose oau as second choice.Goodluck.

The world is really changing, it is now a normal thing to see young teens having boy and girlfriends.What is your take about this?

@femolala20, i don't know anything about unad!! As for oau, all i know is that oau has released their admission list for the year 2010/2011 session(This list is for successful jamb candidates who beat the cut off and also chose oau as first choice only) has been released to jamb, which you can check at www.jamb.org.ng.The admission list for d.e candidates would be released when oau officially release their full 1st batch merit list on their portal which would hopefully be released by the ending of september.The 2nd batch list and other fall out list which is basically by connection would be released by october.Registration should start by November and we would hopefully be resuming first week of january.I believe i've given you all i know for now,apart from that, nothing else,

@femolala20, i don't know anything about unad!! As for oau, all i know is that oau has released their admission list for the year 2010/2011 session(This list is for successful jamb candidates who beat the cut off and also chose oau as first choice only) has been released to jamb, which you can check at www.jamb.org.ng.The admission list for d.e candidates would be released when oau officially release their full 1st batch merit list on their portal which would hopefully be released by the ending of september.The 2nd batch list and other fall out list which is basically by connection would be released by october.Registration should start by November and we would hopefully be resuming first week of january.I believe i've given you all i know for now,apart from that, nothing else,

Kadata's comment should end this trend.End of discussion.

Kadata's comment should end this trend.End of discussion.

Hi Temitayo/Nairalane, it's good see someone posting a sermon on this trend, at least we're already seeing potential s.u presidents here on nairaland.Everything you said was right, but i don't see anything wrong in celebrating our success, it is not easy to be admitted into 'great ife'.There is no need to be extra sober, lets celebrate and look forward to glorious days ahead!!!

I was pretty afraid to check my waec result, but finally i checked.I registered for eight subjects.This is my result-comm a1 acct a1 govt b2 econs b2 maths b2 bio b3 yor b3 eng c4.I'm so happy that i made my papers on my first attempt, things are working pretty well for me, 'I thank God'

I was pretty afraid to check my waec result, but finally i checked.I registered for eight subjects.This is my result-comm a1 acct a1 govt b2 econs b2 maths b2 bio b3 yor b3 eng c4.I'm so happy that i made my papers on my first attempt, things are working pretty well for me, 'I thank God'

Thanks Johnpaul88

Thanks Johnpaul88

@Aique, do you have any idea if the merit list for department of accounting has been posted, though I've checked my admission status and it says i've been admitted to study accounting i want to be double sure.Also, i heard registeration would start soon, do you have any idea of what we would be required to summit or provide during registeration.Also, do you have any idea about the tuiton fees for freshers and also accommodation.I would be glad if you or any order person can help me check for my name.My registration nos is 06116674FF, Department:Accounting Faculty:Administration.Thank you.

Is the admission list officially posted on notice boards or on oau's portal?.I just want to be sure, pls i need answers.Thank you.

Is the admission list officially posted on notice boards or on oau's portal?.I just want to be sure, pls i need answers.Thank you.

I can't wait to mingle in a school environment and recieve lectures.I didn't even expect to get admission this year b'cos this was my first attempt.God i thank you ooooh

I can't wait to mingle in a school environment and recieve lectures.I didn't even expect to get admission this year b'cos this was my first attempt.God i thank you ooooh

Yeah firebomb you're right.What is your facebook id so that i can follow you on facebook, thanks

Yeah firebomb you're right.What is your facebook id so that i can follow you on facebook, thanks