₦airaland Forum

IfyAwazie:
They look so innocent

of course they are

The ear that must hear will not be as big as traditional hat. If he insist, he's going to be a very big bonus to our dear GEJ.

Juliaann:
Airforce my own opinion

But I like dis babe.

alabiyemmy:
Your mates dey build house, buy cars, you are here celebrating shoes of a man like you. I cant understand your level of reasoning. No hope for you, honestly. Honestly i dont know what is worth celebrating in five or three shoes of a man like you. I guess by the time you start buying cars, you will announce it on radio. Anuofia.

...........nwa naa ozugo biko, don't mind him.

Show us a link for easy download cos I couldn't remember last time I bought a CD.

Well if he like let him come back, I'm not gonna watch super eagles soccer again before I suffer from High BP

Meat kor....this is a pure arc and gas welded material, u can see the lines of electrode marks

There's God!!!

Marvell23:
Op is like you are a baby when it comes to Android . Android phones are partitioned but while some people complain of memory full is that some Tecno phones only allow 1gb of apps space but not anymore. recent TECNO releases boast of at least 4gb of apps space. If you check TECNO f6 is having 15gb of apps space. Even Samsung doesn't give you that kind of memory allowance for apps. Tecno phones still sell more in Africa than innjoo, Infinix, gionee and other Chinese brands combined

You sounds like die hard tecno fans....#nooffence#

Pls whc one makes more meaning. NB( Nigerian Breweries) and" Note well"

Anything wey dey tell us we believe

So ..... but why is it my own name CHINASA the ghost is askin of?? why not Damilola or chioma.

But how are we sure that what dis young man is carrying on his head is bags o's rice and not bags of OMO detergent

Don't worry about the source bro, it might be true I heard it somewhere

Na dis man caused all dis wahala..

22) I don tired oo

23. There's no here (air) in that hose

Capital yes!!!.........I will only stop if I should see my ears without a mirror

You should have started walking immediately your mother gave birth to you

Google nko??

See him! Big for nothing

Togo vs south Africa draws....then we beat Sudan, we're there!

My eyes is turning oo

ifaoni:
she's now petrol station attendant...who ruined her life na?

As if those selling the petrol are not human..........remember no condition is permanent #no offence #

YOU FORGOT " ni""

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2.eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4.na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of right. it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

khfkfhf:
omg!!! see toto

help

Help me pronounce dis ur name....jor

Police will say.....what do or say will be used against you in the court of law.

I'm just reading....but proudly catholic

lertee:
What a man can do,a woman can do better. It is official,Nigerian women are better than men in football ..

See u!!
Can you stand at attention and urinate without wetting ur body??

SIRPRESH:
13-0

KILO DE?? (OGINI)??

Hope you bought the original master brake because there's fake

oneeast2:
Peter Obi is likely to take over from GEJ in 2019..

Gbam!!! That just it,
A journey thousand miles starts with a step

redcliff:
Obi= wolf in sheep's clothing

We call it politics