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Jaysleeves:
lol... The cons of faceless forum like this, is you dont get to know personality nor status. Listen up young man, I earn in USD and I patronize alot of peeps here and most surprised when they see me.... The country is already hard ànd people can't afford items brand new essence the need to get it on declutter.. I'm taking my time to educate you because obviously you haven't handled responsibility before or you just childish. Imagine someone bringing up a million naira brand new item for sale on a clearance store isnt it sickening.

Poverty has a foul smell, and you reek of it.

You can keep ranting like a tout at the park, but we all know who’s living well and who’s on mtn 500 for 2gb data.

You’re already poor, be humble. Poverty and arrogance is a deadly combo.

Jaysleeves:
oga u Sabi read sooo... abi u just wan yan dust, read wetin I post and check wetin u write... it's just 1k dollars and so,, do we spend dollars here over Sabi carry ur market go the appropriate section...

You seem to have a covenant with poverty.

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Man Utd better qualify for Europa

another case of military brutality...it is well

well, i never used the word "Challenge" in all my posts. I only meant civilians not being afraid or intimidated when confronted by a soldier, especially one not carrying a gun. Anyway, i get your point too.

Proudlyngwa:
One of the first training, I received before going to the field is never argue with an armed man. That your advice will lead many people to an early grave, and nothing will happen to the force man.
Even in civilised countries, shit like this happens. The difference is they have a very rigid punishment system to people entrusted with public security.
Above all, the Nigerian military needs to constantly take psychological test. They need it.

Truly, the strength of a military man is mostly his gun. It will be foolhardy to argue with an armed military man, especially in a country like ours. However, you will HARDLY see an armed military man on the street. Every gun (and probably the bullets) a military wields is accounted for and he usually wields it at his DUTY POST. When he is off duty, he signs off the gun and hands it to another soldier after him.

So my advise isnt applicable to a gun-wielding military man. With the rate people drink alomo and paraga these days, 5 out of every 10 military men is drunk at the moment. So challenging him will be suicidal

Informative post. They will help save cost of transport and data for both employees and employers. Another good and recommended tool is SLACK

kilokeys:
He used 30 naira bullet to kill that animal he sold for 1000 naira..
Thats a better profit margin

And u didn't consider other condiments she used, the staff she has to pay, cooking fuel, shop rent, taxes and other miscellaneous... Most importantly, nothing is better than beer and peppersoup.. U can't quantify fun in terms of cash my bro..


But we get the message

Lol...you have a good sense of humour.

The profit margin she made already and will make is far greater than all the paraphernalia you mentioned. Remember, she already made 350% and still has more of the meat remaining.
Nice analysis though

I think this is a more confirmed news. I hope it circulates adequately so that no one will left uninformed

Baawaa:
Fact, though it sound childish

i dont think its childish bro

Sometimes we have to use the simplest illustrations to explain complex concepts

Apt illustration!

This is the layman's explanation of all these economy downturn and oil subsidy jargons making the rounds these past years. Every one should understand this.
The solution to Nigeria's problem is having our own refineries to process our crude and cut costs

Its really amazing how quick the Nigerian soldiers are to vent their anger on innocent civilians, but send them to Boko Haram infested states to appropriately vent their anger on those insurgents and they will be looking for excuse duty - really amazing!

Civilians dont seem to know their right though. We easily fear every Tom, Dick and Harry on uniform. These guys feed on our fears. The moment you display any form of fear or weakness towards them, then it gives them more impetus to display their wickedness. Truth is, they too have fears coz they dont know who is who. A seemingly common man on the street could be related to the Chief Of Army Staff and a single phone call can end the career of a soldier.

Obviously, Nigerians are not lazy people

What is the veracity of this information

prideofscience:
JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL LAUTECH
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying
my handout is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that
have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be
telling yourself. If it
was to be
UI... I would have been a
3.20 graduate by now.
* In LAUTECH you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a.........)
*LADOKITE guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave
am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na
wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
* You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
* u will always hear those selling provisions
saying: hot okpa! sweet orange!, sweet
pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene Nd
sweet bitter leaf.
*come night class during exam u go see different
levels of reading. scaning,skimmin
g,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are
naturally beautiful because no time for makeup
at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let's hail dis great Institution.

CC: Lalasticlala, Ishlove, Aminat and Big reg Seun......FB

the bolded got me laughing to stupor

Haryoryhemie:
Really absurd!!!!!

I do not think its an absurd name for a school. It is very unfortunate that the word "Arsenal" is now used to exclusively refer to a club in England. It is an english word which means a store of weapons. With the word "Proper" added before it, i think its a nice and unique name to be used for a school

lol...PAC. Its a big school in Ojota or so

The rate at which everyone takes to the street, barricading everywhere, to buttress their agitation is alarming.

Nairaland is overflowing with lots of threads very similar (if not even exactly) to yours, and each of them acquires at least 3 pages featuring suggestions from people. I would have suggested you go through some of them and pick a proposal, but times change and so does business opportunites.

Therefore, to place us at an opportunity to proffer a viable business idea, it is important you give us a brief information on your strength and weeknesses, your current location and present disposition.

I must also warn you to be very wary of some business proposals that will be posted here, as they may be aimed at separating you from your money.

From the hysteria in your write-up, it is either this is absolutely the first time you are experiencing this or the first time you are experiencing it in this heightened level. From your write-uop also, you just got into Lagos and probably dont live in Lagos.

I strongly suspect there is something in your new environment that is setting off an allergic response in your body system - i very strongly suspect.
It could be the water you bath with or drink
It could be the foodstuffs with which your food are prepared currently.
It could even be the air you breathe being contaminated with allergens (as weird as it may sound)

With a teeming population and extensive industrialization, pollution is at its peak in Lagos

There has to be something aggravating this condtion. Your first step towards recovery would be to try to identify this "change"

It is well.