grandstar:
A lawyer told me that when he was in the university, he sat for a course he knew nothing about and he was quite certain he would fail.

He said he was overjoyed when he scored 77% in it. That it was actually 2 exclamations ?? that was registered in as 77.

I did not know whether to laugh or cry

I've heard this many times, all these people steal others fake testimony to tell somewhere else.

Blabbermouth:

Seriously? where was it written that God created any human else with anything again?. Eve that was created was still from ADAM I.e Adams Ribs. And every other humans were seeds of Adam.

Whether "it" or "Him" nothing changes. Jesus is not the same person as the MOST HIGH... Is that too hard for you to understand?

All things were created by HIM. is this too hard for you to understand? It is simple English, no need for all these mental gymnastics. Or Paul was lying or he didn't know what he was saying. Maybe you know more than Paul though.

Blabbermouth:

By Adam were all Human created doesn't mean ADAM created all human.
THE WORD was God's instrument of creation, so every thing was created by and through it.
Do you comprehend?

What are you saying? Nowhere did the bible say By Adam were all humans created. Where did you see "it" in that verse? Read it again if you skipped it the first time all things were created by him, and for him

Blabbermouth:

Whatever HE pleases!!! There are thousand other ways HE could have appeared or designed His second coming. God's ways bro, God's way. He USES angels doesn't translate to He NEEDS angels.
PS: Jesus didn't create the universe.

Colossians 1:15-16 KJV
Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature: [16] For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:

notttty:
No be that nigga wey come scam us that year? Who go wake am or revive am now. Chaii. Unfortunately no strong man can do for him what our people claim he did for Nigerians years back, abi make them bring him body since shiloh dey go on now. Maybe he can come back to life. Rip bonke

Shiloh ko

Hismasterpiece:


If someone were to detonate a bomb in the building many people will die, not just papa.

GOD can protect everybody in the church without the help of a single security person. One angel is enough to protect multiple number of people. Read the stories of HEZEKIAH and JEHOSHAPHAT in the bible, how they dealt with enemy threats. When Paul was getting death threats in the bible, he only ask the church to pray for him. He did't hire any special forces.

Hismasterpiece:
2. He has gotten death threats from most likely prominent people. Sometime this year, when we went to the faith tabernacle for the annual youth alive program, I saw the ushers come in with bomb detection devices to scan the entire altar before papa came in.

They scanned the flowers and I think the floor of the altar. The chair that he sits on isn't left in the church after the service, but is taken with him and brought back when he is about to enter for a service. So obviously, he has been getting death threats, most likely from politicians.. I mean what random person is rich enough to buy bombs to kill a man.

your papa dey fear? So God can't protect him? "no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper". that one is only good for poor people, rich ones use maximum security. He can't be like Elijah and Elisha in the bible.

Really, very difficult questions.

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ochibuogwu5:
Masturbation is sin whether some people you call *pastor* say *it is not sin or not*
Sexual thoughts/desire/urge is not sin whether married or single because we are not in-charge of what enters into our minds
however dwelling in sexual thoughts and wanting to satisfy it *by yourself* is sin whether married or single.
dwelling in sexual thoughts about your sexual intimacy with your wedded spouse or even desiring to engage in more sexual intimacy with your wedded spouse is not sin because you are married and it is permissible for married couple to engage in sexual intimacy hence it is a holy thought for married couple when they are desiring their own wedded spouse not another person, image, toys, fingers e.t.c. and this thought does not require personal squeezing of your sexual organs or fingering/romancing your body to satisfy your sexual appetite.
Having sex with yourself either by yourself or with sexual images, videos or toys is masturbation and it is sin whether you are married or single.
Sexual intimacy starts from the mind, images in your mind or physical eyes-focus to cuddling, kissing, romance and penetration between the sexual organs (vagina and pennis) of wedded husband and wife not mouth/anus/finger-penetration, toys, finger, condoms, contraceptives, withdrawal-methods, abortion-pills e.t.c. thus sexual intimacy for wedded couple must be open to procreation "And Adam *knew* Eve his wife and she conceived and bare Cain and said I have gotten a man from the Lord" (Genesis 4:1).
Knowledge here defines *sexual intimacy* which brought forth *conception*.
If couples are not ready for *conception* they are to abstain from sexual intimacy *within the peak/fertile days of the woman* which is 12 days out of the 28-days women cycle time-frame rather than introduce ideas, styles, medications, instruments that endanger the sanctity of marital purity. Self-control as one of the fruits of the Holy Spirit is manifests more in marriage than when you are still single.
Sexual intimacy is defined between 2-persons (a wedded husband and wife) who are in the same geographical location thus "the man and his wife were naked and they were not ashamed" (Genesis 2:25) not with nude pictures, texts and videos.

Sexual intimacy for those who are wedded in the Christian method *must* be
*marital(between 1-man and 1-woman joined by a Priest/Pastor on the behalf of Jesus Christ Crucified; Genesis 2:25)*,
*procreative(open to pregnancy without any form or method of contraceptive/abortion; Genesis 4:1)*,
and
*unitive(acceptable/agreeable/uniting to the man and woman's soul, spirit and body in "union with the purity of God"; Hebrews 13:4)*
Great Grace Brethren!!!

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Her dad is from DR, she's not insulting Nigeria. She just wants to fill among

NEXT LEVEL

Because he has the money. People that don't have the money use anointing oil, calendar and holy water.

Merimental:


Ask Hillary Clinton how it turned out d last tym.
Joe Biden is too small 4 Trump.

TrumPence til 2023.

Trump got My 100 percent Support.

D world is a beta place wit Trump at d helm of Affairs.
except 4 ppl who hate good tins.

All hail Trump

2023? You think it's Buhari?

It's OK na You people Sha want Penaldo fans to cry

TroubleMaker47:

Yes oo. But God will give them free uber!

opay is cheaper

missjo:


Guys, dawn of Sunday morning is when the tomb was found empty by the Marys.
Every other instance of resurrection you guys are making is pure conjecture because NO ONE actually saw the hour it happened, much less Mark.

The assumption by the early church is that Jesus rose very early Sunday morning because they didn't want to defile the idea of a holy Jewish Sabbath.

But we all good here, are we not?

So Mark was wrong?

well, if you criticize the daddy G.O's of today, their followers will attack you and tell you that your generation can't be as wealthy as their pastors.

genkins:

Check Jeremiah 7:12-15. And see how ignorant u are

Their pastors won't tell them about those verses. That's why they can't know

Praivit0:



He arose very early Sunday morning while it was still dark and not Saturday evening. However He was in the grave for complete 3days and 3 nights.

That lady said Jesus rose Saturday evening. Read her earlier comments

MuttleyLaff:
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Saturday nobi sabbath ni?
If so, what are you on about then?

Did you even understand what I was getting at? She said Jesus rose on Saturday 6pm. But Mark said Jesus rose on Sunday morning. Or Saturday is the first day of the week?

missjo:

There really is no proof to the contrary.

The angelic appearance & the supernatural means by which the stone was rolled away had no bearing to the act of reawakening itself. Jesus did not need the stone out of the way to walk out.
That miracle was to grant the believers access into the tomb, not to grant the risen Jesus access out of it.

Mark 16:9 KJV
Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils.

Is the first day Saturday or Mark was mistaken?

missjo:

Lol smart ass, yes of course the heavens witnessed it.
No human witnessed it.

Or are you implying that on that same hour when the angel descended and rolled away the stone, Jesus was also being awakened inside the tomb?

so Jesus has left before then?

sulasa07:

A lot of idiots believe Israel is a Christian state.

The most ridiculous are those that go there for christian pilgrimage.

LordReed:
The bible says it was to fulfil a prophecy so was it fulfilled?

Yes, Jonah's story, Psalm 16, Isaiah 53 etc. Although some are out of context. e.g, Jonah's story didn't fit at all. Jonah was in the belly of the fish because he wanted to run away. Jesus was dead 3 days because he wanted to save the world. Also, psalm 16 was one of David's rant, they just shook jesus there, lol.

sweetonugbu:
Sometimes those whom we see as intelligent folks making some stupid pronunciation that will make you cringe
Does religion lower human iq or does it attract people of lower Iq
Another of my observations is chances are 70% of those who believed 100% of what they preach or what their pastors preach end up poor.
Who can explain this phenomenon to me.

Oh my god. But all these happen even if a woman sits at the passenger seat?

Excessive obsession. That's why they top the list in viewers of porn in the world. Hypocrites

how's this news?

"Should in case"

why use old women now? he was supposed to use young babes with firm bosoms