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Phone/Internet Market / Re: You May Not Buy Secondhand Phones Again After Reading This by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:46am On Jun 22, 2017
this post is completely one sided... Break down to be post soon.

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Romance / Re: Ex LAUTECH Student Dies Mysteriously After Spending His Birthday Night With GF by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 1:12pm On Jun 12, 2017
Good riddance to Rubbish
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Tacoma Recalled Due To Excessive Anti-corrosion Coating by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 8:22am On Jun 11, 2017
Returned mine last week sef
. . In one of those numerous malaria dreams shaa.

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Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 3:49am On Jun 04, 2017
I just hate cheaters!!!!!!!! Since my sincere loyalty to someone was ridiculously shattered by her..I just developed this paramount hate for cheaters!!!!!
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 3:37am On Jun 04, 2017
angry ptiff!!!!!! Saw this very late!! Woman, why disturb nairaland with your problems? When you were getting the cassava from another man ..screaming and moaning with the panties your husband bought for...did you call on Nairaland?
If I am your Husband and I have been faithful, God knows, I will kick your petty shitty asss outta my house and personally deal with that foolish thing you slept with!

----Adultery is one of the greatest and heart breaking sins of all time...that's why even Christ himself, gave room for divorce if the cause be adultery!!

--- Stop disturbing NL with your self induced problems!!!
Properties / Re: Sandra Duru's Landlord Throws Out Her Properties From Lagos Home (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 5:05pm On Jun 02, 2017
Nairaland peeps can't read a whole article ...why? she relocated to. The US since last year and abandoned the house!! Fools can't just see or read through!!

They are already shouting "disgrace" ...ptiff...!! Well the headline is eluding tho

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Celebrities / Re: Nyakim Gatwech, Model & The Moonshine Queen Of Dark (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 12:28pm On May 23, 2017
What??
Celebrities / Re: Joe Praize Gets Engaged To His Girlfriend (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:29pm On May 21, 2017
Congrats to them...but but but the guy "ugly"...... don't come running to bash me, the adjective used is in quote
Education / Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 2:59pm On May 16, 2017
DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!


Now that's way off the line...... Fool look around ....those who control your world at will never finished school!!!!
The great successful men you wish to be like failed woefully at many things even formal education....you who have a degree or passed ..who hears your name?

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu, Klint Da Drunk, Big Church Converge For Take A Child Of The Street by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 2:32pm On May 12, 2017
These lil kids already twerking before Ten years of age..... Btw nice gesture!

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Crime / Re: Body Of Marine Police Officer Who Was Ambushed In Delta Recovered. Graphic Photo by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 10:18am On May 12, 2017
sad
How painful it was for her.....as she let out those last breath of life with death lurking around......then the pain even gets more intense...not because of the bullets ....but the picture of her kids awaiting her return but alas!!!! ****drops phone in tears, can't contine***
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole, Iara And Victor Ikpeba At "Let's Play" (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 10:13am On May 12, 2017
The kid behind lara in the 1st and 2nd pix just focus on her nyash and popping out pantie lines

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye:"When Next You Want To Hit A Woman, Come Fight Me Or Anthony Joshua" by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 9:36am On May 12, 2017
undecided who be this one?

Btw...the best way to beat a woman is emotional isolation....isolate her from all your feelings....let her see you happy or sad...but be silent whenever she tries to be part of that moment with you.
Health / Re: Mentally Unstable Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby Girl In Rivers. Photos by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:45am On May 12, 2017
Gosh!!!!!
Phones / Re: Bbm Launches Mobile Streaming Tv In Africa by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:44am On May 12, 2017
Lemme go and revive my BBM!!!! I gat a lot boring lectures which need TV for me to survive in those classes!!!
Politics / Re: Nana Khadija Buhari At Sabiu Tunde's Wedding In Kaduna (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 8:28am On May 01, 2017
cry a cow be giving birth to pretty girls !!!! Mehn she fresh oh

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Health / Re: Lady Gets Twitter Excited After Sharing False Story About Her Friend Getting HIV by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 5:59pm On Apr 30, 2017
Arrrgh!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Accident In Ekwusigo, Anambra Kills Children, Others (Very Graphic Pics) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 11:34am On Apr 23, 2017
cry damn!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Funny Tweets As #educationin9ja Trends by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 6:17am On Apr 22, 2017
grin

This phrase below assures you of at least of one mark in 70% of questions asked in agricultural science exams in Primary and Secondary schools!

"it is expensive and costly to maintain"

#EducationIn9ja

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Religion / Re: "Worship Leaders Lie When They Lead Worship Songs" - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 3:45pm On Apr 21, 2017
This our chairman and high commissioner vaseline crew....Christ embassy Consulate!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Scammer, Emmanuel Nwude Profiled On African Vault by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:32am On Apr 09, 2017
shocked choi!!! Scam raised to power 10
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Biggest Curve And Boobs, Romangoddess Drop Another Hot Instagram Photos by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 7:08am On Apr 09, 2017
angry see as the chest and back dey populated pass china and India combined!!! I no fit waka with this kinda person for road oh!
Family / Re: Photo Of Beautiful Family Of 8 Children by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 5:38pm On Apr 03, 2017
cool she born eight still dey fit....while others go born one dey like Gepee Tank!!! Pretty family

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Celebrities / Re: Mayowa Nicholas Is The New Face Of Calvin Klein (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 4:36pm On Apr 03, 2017
embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Sweet Home: Wizkid Misses Lagos As He Post This Hilarious Truth On Twitter(pics) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 6:44am On Apr 03, 2017
grin nah because e get money nah why e dey miss home (9ja).... Which 9ja dude go enter USA come dey miss Nigeria for this condition?
I go only miss my family and friends not 9ja!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Video:money Rains As Yahoo Boy Throws Money Into Air After Hitting Fresh Maga by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 6:38am On Apr 03, 2017
cry and somewhere down the same street, is a graduate with a good certificate trekking with an empty stomach searching for Job!!!!!

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Formal Education is just a refined way of showing you how to acquire skills to survive in a particular field of life, while self search for knowledge and self development is what you require to survive and excel in whatever area in life!
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Be it legal or illegal!!! But keep to the legal path!
Family / Re: 21-Year-Old Mother Who Has Just One Arm (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 4:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
cheesy MILF! . She's an inspiration tho
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Bobrisky House Warming Party That Was Held In Lagos. by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 4:28pm On Mar 06, 2017
grin this guy shaa.....devil posses am from his Zygote stage
Politics / Re: Zuriel Oduwole Meets Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović, Croatia's First Female President by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 8:56pm On Feb 24, 2017
smiley one of the most powerful teenagers in Africa !!! Go girl!!! . . . I go nyash you well when we get married!!! Do quick clock 18!

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Celebrities / Re: Throbackthursday: Tuface Shares Throwback Photo Of Him And Kcee On Instagram by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 1:43am On Feb 24, 2017
Moral : A journey of a thousand miles begins with a bleeping single step !!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Jay-z Becomes First Rapper To Be Inducted In The Songwriters Hall Of Fame by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 1:40am On Feb 24, 2017
grin Jigga!!!!! Jay-Hova!!!! He just achieved some kinda Holy grail shii right there!!!!
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But, I am a STAN!!! Eminem is far above Jigga...but He can't be inducted there cos he's crude, that's him!!!
Crime / Re: Man Trying To Commit Suicide At Jakande, Lagos (Photos) by TwerkingSquirrel(m): 11:36am On Feb 20, 2017
grin mehn, if he really wanna commit suicide.... Leave him!!! Make we know how many we dey for this 9ja !!!!!
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I pity him tho!

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