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CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo And Cuba Gooding Jr Pictured Together by twerkjack: 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2018
I WONDER IF TIMI KNOWS THAT GUY IS GAY
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Showed Off His Incredible Physique In New Photo by twerkjack: 2:05pm On Feb 08, 2018
iamwoods:
mumu
ARE UR REFERRING TO UR MOM RIGHT?? JEALOUS COS U DONT LOOK HALF AS GOOD AS HIM AND GIRLS DONT WANT U..... EWU
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Showed Off His Incredible Physique In New Photo by twerkjack: 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2018
JUST ONE NIGHT WITH HIM AND I WILL BE OK FOR ONE WHOLE YEAR
CelebritiesRe: Stunning New Photos Of Wizkid's First Baby Mama, Shola by twerkjack: 10:01pm On Feb 02, 2018
TRY AS U MAY...... U STILL WONT CONVINCE ME THAT THIS GAL AIN'T UGLY.....
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Will Get Fat When I Marry Her? by twerkjack: 8:46am On Jan 19, 2018
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RomanceRe: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Will Get Fat When I Marry Her? by twerkjack: 8:44am On Jan 19, 2018
desreek9:
Op you just want advice since you said fat is a turn-off for you so where it is;

Go for a lady that looks like broomstick so that after wedding or childbirth you wont notice she added weight



#fact
U R FAT ARENT Uhuh
FoodRe: Nigerian Lady Orders 'Burger' In Tanzania, But She Got 'Mboga' (Photo) by twerkjack: 8:52am On Dec 29, 2017
30,000 JUST FOR A MEAL..... LATER THEY WILL SAY NAIRA IS FALLEN...
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out "If You Love Someone Why Break Her Heart"(photo) by twerkjack: 8:49am On Dec 29, 2017
OgahBohz:
ladies will never understand that, the way men sees opposite sex is dif from the way women do...

we are moved by sight not by heart, that men cheat doesn't meant he does not love the cheated anymore ....its jst the way we are ... nd for ladies that cheat, I blame the spouse to such lady , one way or the other the spouse is not doing smtn properly ....
COMMOM SHUT UP UR SMELLY MOUTH..... I HOPE THE UNLUCKY WOMAN DATING U STABS U TO DEATH......CHEATING KILL U DIA.....EWU!!
EventsRe: Couple Arrive Traditional Wedding In Wooden Platforms Carried By Muscular Guys by twerkjack: 10:23am On Dec 27, 2017
IF I COULD JUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE CUTE MUSCULAR GUYS FOR ONE NIGHT tongue
CelebritiesWHY YOU SHOULD SMOKE "WEED!" by twerkjack(op):
HEY GUYS AM PRECIOUS, AM A WEED SMOKER AND THIS IS " MY PERCEPTION OF WEED".

MIND U, THIS PIECE WAS WRITTEN UNDER THE DIRECT INFLUENCE OF WEED..THIS MEANS THAT IM ON "CLOUD NINE", "HIGHNESS" "HEAVENS GATE"...HOPE U GET ONE OF THOSE...

OK! MOVING ON....

I WANT TO CORRECT A COMMON MUSCONCEPTION OF WEED..

WEED IS MOSTLY MISUNDERSTOOD AS "NEGATIVE " AND ASSOCIATED WITH BAD PPL, LIKE CRIMINALS, DRUG ADDICTS, PROSTITUTES AND GENERALLY PPL WHO PERPETRATE VICES. IM TELLING U THAT 'IT'S NOT TRUE'.....

NOW ALLOW ME TO TELL U "WHY"

WEED IS NOT A BAD THING..... IT DOES NOT CAUSE ANY HARM TO THE BRAIN (U CAN RESEARCH ABT IT),..... BUT JUST LIKE SEX, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, LOVE AND EVEN FOOD THAT ARE ORIGINALLY MEANT FOR OUR WELL BEING, WEED CAN ALSO BE ABUSED...

NOW, THE ABUSE OF WEED IS USING IT FOR THE WRONG PURPOSE.. U'L UNDERSTAND HOW WEED CAN BE ABUSED BY THE TIME U FINISH READING THIS PIECE..

NOW LEMME TELL U THE MOST IMPORTANT BENEFIT OF SMOKING WEED.

*"CREATIVITY"

"there is a special wisdom u get when u 'WEEDsome" ~~ Bob Marley~~


NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG, IM NOT SAYING THAT U HAVE TO SMOKE TO GET CREATIVE, IM JUST SAYING THAT EVERYONE IS NATURALLY BLESSED WITH THE GIFT OF ""CREATIVITY" BUT Y IS IT THAT VERY FEW PPL EVER COME UP AS BEING CREATIVE?? THE ANSWER IS "WORRY"

EVERYBODY WORRIES ABT A THING OR TWO AT EVERY SINGLE POINT OF OUR LIVES.. IT HAS EVEN BEEN PROVEN THAT A 'DAY OLD BABY' WORRIES..... PROBABLY ABT WHEN NEXT ITS GOING TO SEE IT MUM OR WHEN ITS GOING TO BE CUDDLED,,,,,, I DONT KNOW.......BUT ISNT IT AMAZING??

NOW, WHAT WORRY DOES IS SHIFT YOUR ATTENTION FROM SOLUTIONS AND PLACES THEM IN THAT STATE OF CONSTANT RESTLESSNESS THAT U BECOME FRUSTRATED...
WHAT WEED DOES, IS TO SHIFT UR MIND FROM THOSE THINGS THAT WORRY U AND IT THEN PUTS U IN A PLACE OF ABSOLUTE RELAXATION FOR A FEW HOURS... AND AT THAT MOMENT WHEN UR MIND IS RELAXED, THAT TEMPORAL MOMENT WHEN U DONT HV A WORRY ANYMORE ..... THATS WHEN YOU'LL REALIZE THAT THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN LOCKED SOMEWHERE INSIDE UR HEAD AND U DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT ALL U HAD TO DO WAS CALM DOWN AND MEDITATE TO COLLECT THEM....

EVEN THE MASTERS OF MIND CONTROL, THE BUDDHIST AND HINDU WHO ORIGINATED "YOGA" MAKE USE OF "INDIAN HEMP" BURNED AS INCENSE AND PLACED AT THE YOGA HALLS TO FURTHER ELEVATE THEIR MINDS...

WEED IS ALSO A "DRIVER"

IT PUSHES U TO ACHIEVE... DEPENDS ON WHR U PLACE UR MIND.... IF A THIEF IS INTENT ON ROBBING AND HE SMOKES WEED, HE GETS MORE MORALE TO DO IT, WHEREAS IF AN ARTIST OR PRODUCER OR DESIGNER FOCUSES ON THEIR CRAFT AND SMOKE WEED, IT ENHANCES THEIR CREATIVITY IN THEIR ARTS AND OPENS THEIR MINDS TO NEW AND UNCONVENTIONAL IDEAS AND IT DRIVES THEM TO ACHIEVE IT...

MOST VERY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE U KNOW, SMOKE WEED OR DID IT SOMETIME IN THEIR LIVES.;
*Wole Soyinka
*bob marley
*Nelson Mandela
*Fela Kuti
*Lil Wayne
*Ronald Reagan (THIRTEENTH PRESIDENT OF THE USA)
*Wizkid
*Channel Coco
*Earnest Hemingway
*Aristotle (wiki -"Aristotle burned incense that contained marijuana while medidating"wink
*Barrack Obama JUST TO MENTION A FEW..

NOW U MAY NOT LIKE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE BUT U CANT DENY THAT THEY ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL IN THEIR FIELDS..

DON'T DISMISS A WEED SMOKER AS "USELESS" U MAY THINK THEY'R CRAZY BUT THEIR MIND IS WIDER THAN URS BELIEVE OR NOT... IT ONLY DEPENDS ON HOW ITS USED...

ANYTHING U FOCUS UR MIND ON AND THEN SMOKE WEED..... HAS U SURPRISING URSELF...

I'M NOT A WRITER AND APART FROM EXAMS I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING THIS MUCH FROM MY MIND..., BUT TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER AFTER SMOKING A JOINT... FOR THE FIRST TIME I FOCUSED MY MIND ON WRITING SOMETHING AND FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER WRITTEN BEFORE, I AM SURPRISING MYSELF WITH THIS PIECE, I MEAN I FEEL MY LEVEL OF CREATIVITY ON WRITING GROWING.....


NOW LIKE I SAID, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO ENCOURAGE U TO SMOKE IF U DON'T.... BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DO SMOKE WEED, LEARN TO USE IT FOR THE POSITIVE AND YOU'L START SEEING POSITIVE VIBES AROUND U.


WIZKID WON AN INTL AWARD, PRESIDENTS CONGRATULATE HIM BUT NO ONE MENTIONED THE FACT THAT HE SMOKES IN FACT ONE EX PRESIDENT SAID HE WISHES FOR OTHER YOUTHS TO FOLLOW IN HIS PATH....THAT'S because HE IS USING THE HERB POSITIVELY TO BETTER HIS CAREER AND LIFE.....

WEED ENHANCES UR APPETITE IF UR LOOKING TO ADD WEIGHT.....

PLUS THE SEX IS WAYYYYYYYYY BETTER AFTER SMOKING A JOINT OR TWO...... IT JUST GOES ON......

MAKE UR CHOICE BUT DON'T JUDGE OTHERS FOR THEIR'S

PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE THE LESS PPL WHO SMOKE WEED THE BETTER SO.,...

THANX FOR UR TIME...

CelebritiesRe: Single And Happy! Genevieve All Smile In New Beautiful Photos by twerkjack: 8:57am On Dec 09, 2017
GOD KNOWS I WANT TO BE LIKE U....
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN! SINGLE WOMAN! HAPPY WOMAN!
CelebritiesRe: Being Single Is Not A Disease – Dayo Amusa Writes Interesting Piece To Singles by twerkjack: 8:49am On Dec 09, 2017
BEING SINGLE ROCKS!!!!
JUST #LOVEYASELF
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah Breaks Apart The Internet After Sharing These Gorgeous Photos by twerkjack: 1:45am On Dec 06, 2017
BUT SHE WAS VERY FAT ABT A MONTH AGOhuh
CelebritiesRe: #EndSARSBrutality: Wizkid Calls For Youth Empowerment by twerkjack: 1:20am On Dec 06, 2017
Vicboi1:
Honestly Nigerian government has failed us
NO! WE HAVE FAILED OURSELVES BY CONTINUALLY VOTING IN THE WRONG PPL ND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS...
CelebritiesRe: “I Am Scared For Your Life”- Dencia To Daddy Freeze by twerkjack: 2:27am On Dec 02, 2017
LADY U TALK TRUTH
CelebritiesRe: Stella Charles Hot In White Bikini (Photos) by twerkjack: 1:27pm On Dec 01, 2017
Nissifrancis:
I still don't get it, in d name of bikini somebody will come n snap pics in pant n bra n show d world.. what is there to see again
JEALOUS BITCHES EVERWHR!!huh
CelebritiesRe: Actress Biodun Okeowo Puts Her Curves On Display [PICS] by twerkjack: 1:10pm On Dec 01, 2017
NIGERIAN BLOGGERS WILL SEE FAT AND CALL IT HIPS....

I TAYA! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Flaunts Her Large Sexy Hip In New Picture by twerkjack: 1:08pm On Dec 01, 2017
Princeofnigeria:
Useless girl, were is your baby
USELESS BOI, WHERE IS YOUR SENSEhuh
CelebritiesRe: List Entertainment Congratulates Their Artiste Wizkid . by twerkjack: 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2017
LEMME GO AND LOOK FOR WEED ABEG..... I NEED INSPIRATION...... 2018 IS COMING!!!
FamilyRe: Barren Woman Displaced By 14-year Old House Maid From Her Home by twerkjack: 11:18am On Dec 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


More women use the time they would have used in making babies to watch Telemundo and Jenifas diary.
When their husbands do the needful, they'd begin to cry foul.


But some women don't have conscience sha.

You refused to give him a child and another lady gave it to him. Yet you still want to stay in the same house with them.

I ga-a bu ogbenye bu kwa amosu?
IM SURE WE CAN ALL SAFELY AGREE THAT IGBOS ARE JUST HOPELESSLY STUPID PPL....
CrimeRe: Female Barrister Shot Dead In Eleme, Rivers State (Photos) by twerkjack: 10:30am On Dec 01, 2017
EVER SINCE THAT CULTIST, POWER HUNGRY GOVERNOR WIKE STARTED HIS EVIL REIGN IT HAS BEEN CULT CLASH, ASSASSINATION, KIDNAPPING, INTIMIDATION, ROBBERY U NAME IT.,,

SHAY U PPL SAW HIM DINING WITH A TERRORIST THE OTHER DAY??

UNDER AMAECHI, RIVERS WAS BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL.......YET RIVERS PPL LOVE ND SUPPORT WIKE because OF THEIR STUPIDITY ND BLINDNESS.......LET THEM CONTINUE TO DIE!!

RIP TO THE DEAD
NYSCRe: Female Corper Nicknamed "Aunty Ass" Flogs Student Who Asked Her Out (Photos) by twerkjack: 12:26pm On Nov 30, 2017
IamSINZ:
That thing is fat, not ass. undecided
ANY DIFFERENCEhuh CONFUSED MEN!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Top Jay Z, Drake & Migos At MOBO Awards 2017 (see Full List) by twerkjack: 10:13am On Nov 30, 2017
FINALLY!! THIS PPL RECOGNIZE TALENT NOT THAT YEYE AFRIMMA THAT GAVE THE ULTIMATE AWARD TO FROG VOICE
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Seen With Adesua Playing Football With Elephant In South Africa by twerkjack: 10:07am On Nov 30, 2017
CAN THIS BIG HEAD SNEEZE WITHOUT POSTING IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA?? THIS IS SURPRISING FOR A GUY WHO SAYS HE DOESNT LIKE HIS PERSONAL LIFE ON SM....

ME SEF DON TAYA TO SEE HIM FACE!!
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Covers The Latest Issue Of Vibe.ng Magazine(photo's) by twerkjack: 9:52am On Nov 30, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Cuppy close your legs, your vagina lips is showing.
It's like one of the lips is bulkier.
grin
CelebritiesRe: Actress Rita Dominic Looks Ageless In New Beauty Portraits [PICS] by twerkjack: 10:24pm On Nov 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

She's hitting menopause in 2month's time.
Such a wasted life.

It shall not be well with Jim Iyke, Femi Jacobs and Mikel Obi for doing hit-and-run with this woman.
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE! U SHOULD DO WELL TO GET THAT INTO UR NOSE POKING, THICK HEADED, JOBLESS, GOSSIPING SKULL! SMH
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Handsome Nigerian Celebrities by twerkjack: 11:57am On Nov 26, 2017
OP ARE U HIGH?? WHR IS MR P?? WHO IS MY NO. 1 BTW
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Vs Michael Jackson: Who Rocked The Curly Hair Better? (pics) by twerkjack: 8:55am On Nov 25, 2017
ALL THIS OLODO WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX....SO KOREDO IS LOWER because HE IS NIGERIAN?? SMH... THY'R COMPARING HAIRSTYLES ND KOREDO KILLED IT BETTER.... NO SENTIMENTS!!
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Yvonne Nelson & Jamie Roberts, Her Baby Daddy Loved Up by twerkjack: 8:48am On Nov 25, 2017
THIS GIRL IS DISGUSTING!! I CAN NEVER FVCK A WHITE MAN IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT..... EEEWWW..... GHANIANS embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Am Done Doing Business With My Brothers” — Peter Okoye by twerkjack: 8:38am On Nov 25, 2017
LEAVE THEM JOR WHO DEM HELP.. KEEP TRENDING #FORMYHEAD
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Eunice Omoshalewa Petitions Police Over Yomi Fabiyi's Sexual Harassment by twerkjack: 10:29pm On Nov 24, 2017
chrisxxx:
And for the last time I think I have tried as much to engage you in the most humble and civilised manner. Can you just be civil for once? If I get any iota of insult from you again believe me I will get you arrested and prosecuted. I have your data handy.
A wise man would not want a word to be repeated twice.
LMAO........ DA F*CK OUTTA HERE

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