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CelebritiesRe: Lady Describe Butt Clapping with Unclad butt on a Live Programme by twerkjack: 10:44pm On Feb 25, 2019
EVILFOREST:
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress.
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens.
....female combatant officers
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!
easy love! You’re losing your mind grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins All 44 LG In Kano by twerkjack: 10:26pm On Feb 25, 2019
chrisifeanyi:
Next level kill you there. You will see how this country will be shut down soon. Get ready. Dooms day ahead
easy dear... you’re losing your mind embarassed
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins All 44 LG In Kano by twerkjack: 10:24pm On Feb 25, 2019
chrisifeanyi:
Next level kill you there. You will see how this country will be shut down soon. Get ready. Dooms day ahead
easy dear.... You’re losing your mind.. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Agbaje spits fire, wants INEC to release results immediately by twerkjack: 10:19pm On Feb 25, 2019
PDP Don’t bring tribalism here.. ppl from every state and zone voted for both candidates albeit lesser or more.... they voted!! One Naija !!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Visits APC Situation Room In Abuja. PICTURES. by twerkjack: 9:33pm On Feb 25, 2019
GuyWise101:
Bulhari is a selfish and wicked human being....


Bulhari rigged this election to retain his dead body in Aso-rock...


Bulhari knows he has nothing else to offer apart from hardship, killing and destruction.


Thunder fire bulhari.
you’ll soon have a heart attack cheesy
PoliticsRe: Elections: Ohanaeze raises alarm on situations in Lagos, Imo by twerkjack: 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2019
danot1030:
Ohaneze should mind their Igbo land and stop including Lagos as their territory.
ordinary Lagos we won’t hear word. New York is the way it is cos of ppl from around the world ..... Lagos is Lagos mainly because of ppl from other places......stop deceiving urself... Lagos is no man’s land!!!
CelebritiesRe: An Actress Is In Dubai With Her Friend's Husband - Tonto Dikeh Reveals by twerkjack: 2:03pm On Feb 25, 2019
Tonto pls give their names,,, let the wife start preparing their murder weapons in advance grin
PoliticsRe: 'Buhari Pressuring INEC To Cancel Abuja Results After Losing All Wards In FCT' by twerkjack: 10:48pm On Feb 24, 2019
And that’s how I lost my remaining respect for nairaland..... how disgracefully u have behaved this election period..... what a useless and unreliable thread smh sad
PoliticsRe: Officials Seen Exchanging Ballot Boxes Into A Private Car In Abuja. Photos by twerkjack: 8:27pm On Feb 24, 2019
Isn’t it funny how u ppl blame everything bad on Buhari that is peacefully spending time in his farm?? Make una no give una sef high bp sha grin
PoliticsRe: Corps Members Protest As Breast Feeding Corps Member Shot Dead In Rivers State by twerkjack: 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2019
BeRightBack:
Amaechi is a disgrace to River state and her people.
What is he trying to prove to APC lead federal govt?
That he also can deliver Rivers?.
Must innocent souls suffer cos of his political rascality?

Whether he likes it or not, APC will lose in Rivers.
what is this one saying? Is Amaechi the governor of Rivers state? Or is Ameachi contesting for a position?? I’m Apc couldn’t even present candidates y should they waste their funds on the state?? Open yo eyes, this has PDP written all over it?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins At Obasanjo’s Polling Unit - The Cable by twerkjack: 8:36pm On Feb 23, 2019
oldman112:
No good Nigerian would speak well of this election. Let's forget party politics here, this present government has turned us to low life animals, hunger everywhere. If he win he wins but you that voted for him shouldn't complain when it bounces back
bros govt no do u nothing.... don’t u have shame blaming everything on Buhari.... u sound ridiculous... This is Nigerians destroying Nigeria... they should know better....understand that Nigeria will not get better when it’s citizens behave like this........ y’all should start pointing fingers at the right directions for once.....
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Buhari In Early Lead In Northern States by twerkjack: 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2019
im From Rivers state and I love and voted Buhari..... I tap into your victory and declare that Rivers State too will be delivered from the evil hand of PDP and Wike
Sai Baba #nextlevel
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Destroys And Buries PDP In His Polling Unit by twerkjack: 8:24pm On Feb 23, 2019
thatigboman:
So PDP didnt even have an agent there or what?
the agents decamped to the next level cheesy
CelebritiesRe: You’re A Failure If You’re 25 And Still Staying With Your Parents - Policeman by twerkjack: 9:31am On Feb 22, 2019
Friend01:
And out of your quick and shallow thinking you think somebody who is 25 still living with his parent is a waste ba?

And in the same breath you think we have the same exposure, same background, same thinking, same parenting,same cultural influences to come to such preposterous conclusion?

This only revealed how uncritical most of you are in your thinking. You are just good at parroting people's idea because it is "popular " without thinking it through for yourself.

Let everyone speak for himself. The sad reality is not everyone can be living without their parents at 25 or more; and not everyone has the ability to discern issues at the magic and deceptive age of 18.

All I am saying is, everyone should follow his pattern of development without foisting or psychologically bullying people to accept whatever warped standards they are presenting.
excuses are for loosers! And like I said Some lazy Nigerian youths tongue
PoliticsRe: Northerners Rejects Buhari As His Posters Are Being Burnt Down- Picture by twerkjack: 8:07pm On Feb 21, 2019
Of all the fake news PDP has propagated this year.... this is the fakest lol.. like this one is so fake I feel bad for the op... that’s what happens when u refuse to use yo brains cheesy
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku Will Never Care About Nigeria by twerkjack: 7:40pm On Feb 21, 2019
Chukwurah003:
We have to pray....
Back to sender Atiku! I say back to sender Atiku!!!
Back to sender Atiku! I say back to sender with your evil plans Atiku!!!
Back to sender Atiku! Your plans to reverse Nigeria’s economic growth shall not see the light of the day Atiku!!! Your plans to improverish Nigerians again will turn you and your band of thieves into beggars in the name of Jesus!
Back to sender in the name of Jesus!! We bind you and your fellow thieves!!! Atiku back to sender in Jesus name!!! Amen!!!! Now say after me: “our future is bright because we are free from Atiku”. Amen!!! God has removed every Atiku from our lives. Remain blessed.
its an answered prayer already... now could u all please stop arguing with the wailers? It’s an insult to our collective intelligence... wait for Saturday.... 4+4=next level
CelebritiesRe: 'I Give Them Out' - Laura Ikeji Reveals She Doesn't Repeat Clothes by twerkjack: 7:36pm On Feb 21, 2019
Thales01:
Empty barrel indeed makes the loudest noise.The worst thing that can happen to a man is to marry a pompous,garrulous and materialistic wife.Her house husband,Ogbonna kanu is really trying coping with her inordinately showy attitude.No wonder he is always looking lifeless like the dullard in photoshoots with his wife.
y so much hate? Do u think foreign celebrities would make it past their country’s borders if they were resisted like this for no reason? If someone changes clothes she bought with her own money what is really paining you? I want to know. Y so bitter? Y?
CelebritiesRe: Has Cristiano Ronaldo Had Plastic Surgery? PHOTOS by twerkjack: 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2019
Kenedy16:
Una xpect pesin face 2 day d xame 4rm 18 to 33yrs
in fact some people need to be handed certificate of stupidity undecided
CelebritiesRe: You’re A Failure If You’re 25 And Still Staying With Your Parents - Policeman by twerkjack: 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2019
Truth is bitter!! Nigerians always ready to throw shades rather than accept the truth and grow. Small time now they’ll shout Buhari!! Always looking for who to hand things to em rather than work for it.... Some lazy Nigerian youths undecided
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Reveals Why Most Marriages In Nollywood Crash by twerkjack: 4:33pm On Feb 21, 2019
If he was criticizing the women now you’ll see 300 likes.....men never like to admit their faults ..... ladies do u see how men support themselves?? DO THE SAME!!
PoliticsRe: Charles Novia Shares 'Hitler Buhari' Video On Facebook by twerkjack: 2:24pm On Feb 20, 2019
Since when did the loud mouthed Charles Novia become relevant? Lol!
PoliticsRe: APC Suffers Another Setback As Fake Ballard Letter Is Debunked by twerkjack: 7:13pm On Feb 13, 2019
And what proof does the op have to show that it wasn’t PDP that master minded thishuh? Cos every sane person knows PDP is the truly desperate party here! Look u people show stop cooking up these stories to confuse voters... let the best man win!
FamilyRe: Shalom Sam-Ogbaji Fled With Her 2 Kids, Not Missing by twerkjack: 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2019
A man who beats me up and lives with me in the same househuh Lol ..... I for don kpai am since.....on the low grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Kisses On Stage At His Concert In London by twerkjack: 4:04pm On Jan 29, 2019
M really happy for this dude.... more grease to our own elbows as we strive for ours
PoliticsRe: Prof. Kingsley Moghalu Shuts Down Marina. by twerkjack: 2:18pm On Jan 29, 2019
Fash20:
You can't see what he's seeing.
God bless you!! Only visionary ppl can change this country.... pity most Nigerians are bling, ignorant ppl smh undecided
CelebritiesRe: 'Best Thing To Do To A Man That Doesn't Value You Is To Move On' - Toke Makinwa by twerkjack: 3:36pm On Jan 21, 2019
Who else thinks most of the guys on nairaland are completely SENSELESS?? smiley
PoliticsRe: Why You Should Vote For Kingsley Moghalu As The Next Nigeria President by twerkjack: 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2019
PDP supporters are just the dumbest!! U ppl put Nigeria in this mess in the first place now ur saying we should Atiku again? A man who didn’t regard us enough to show up for presidential debate? I wonder what he’ll do if he becomes president.. what arrogance?? How can u say a vote for Moghalu is an indirect vote for Buhari? What’s stopping u (PDP supporters) from voting Mr Moghalu? If Nigeria was ur personal business dou mean u will chose Atiku over Moghalu as ur MD? Let’s do the right thing for once! We can’t be seeing promised land and still be wandering in the wilderness...Nigeria may not survive another corrupt tenure, the country is already on its knees...and who’s to say Atiku won’t loot again?? Ppl don’t really change..... one vote can make the difference... Nigeria is ours, it doesn’t belong to apc or PDP... it’s OURS! Let’s take it back! #letstakeourcountryback
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidency: Disappointed Candidates Blast Buhari, Akitu by twerkjack: 4:03pm On Jan 20, 2019
Maxymilliano:
Atiku showed up. He owned his decision not to debate to the absence of the incumbent.

He apologised.

Nigerians should face Buhari who didn’t show up and would never apologize.
y are y’all so obsessed with Buhari?? At this point he’s not ur problem....y’all are your problems..... focus on the candidates that have Nigeria at heart... that have a mission... that have seen enough nonsense and want it to stop!! From the way Moghalo and Ezekwesili spoke I know they mean business because these are things that every right thinking Nigeria is thinking as well... stop letting these political parties rob u of ur right to ur brains... this country is not about APC or PDP it’s about Nigerians.... and we deserve better !!
PoliticsRe: My Dad Prepared Me Well For What I’m Doing — Oby Ezekwesili by twerkjack: 3:52pm On Jan 20, 2019
landmark86:
If you no you hate reading long article just like me let me see yours hands up.

Meanwhile, mama can never be our president.
young man lemme kneel and lemme pray for u..

God pls help Nigeria!! u know our problem is not just leaders but illiterate fools like these too..oh Gawd pls give this fool and ppl like him some sense even if it’s small pls just give them!! From my heart I meant it.. cos if we keep going like this we may not have a country to call our own anymore in the not so distant future we’re already at the brink of collapse... so for the sake of our unborn children God may this brother receive sense ijn
PoliticsRe: Banky W Spotted Campaigning For Election From Door-to-door In Lagos (video) by twerkjack: 3:34pm On Jan 20, 2019
Unfortunately our President tho his intentions were noble is losing his mind due to old age and Atiku is a certified looter!! Now ! Nigerians!! What is stopping us from considering Moghalo , Ezekwesili and cohuhu can’t be f*cking same old dicks one after the other and expect a different feel?? These people are all the same!! Y’all should vote in young and vibrant people jor must it be Atiku and Buhari?? Nigerians use y’all heads for once now embarassed
PoliticsRe: Mark Eddo: Nigerian Presidential Debate Anchor - Who Is He & Why Him? by twerkjack: 3:01pm On Jan 20, 2019
Why are Nigerians so caught up with Buhari and Atiku? And not realizing that the other candidates esp Mr Moghalu and madam Ezekesili might be exactly what we need right now! Strong, young, brilliant, fresh minded, highly intellectual, forward thinking and modern people..... Like seriously someone check them out !! Wtf! huh Those two old fools couldn’t even respect the country enough to participate in the debate..... to them this is mere power tussle for two already very powerful yet power hungry people... can’t yall see THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US? Nigeria should be over this sh1t by now!
TravelRe: Lagos-Ibadan Railway: An Eyewitness Account Of The Abeokuta Station, Oke Mosan by twerkjack: 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2019
SaiAtikuTill203:
Everybody shld go to the poll and choose their leader in 2019.. Whatever happens eventually, we accept it? Sell your vote to highest bidder, enjoy the moment.. But remember, their is a price to pay
Some of the prices we are paying for our indecision in 2015 includes:
Recession
Hunger
Inflation
Fuel hike
Insecurity
Kidnapping
Bandits
Fulani Herdsmen
Marginalization
Unemployment
Poor education
Bad governance
Harassment
Lawlessness
Unlawful detention
Nepotism
Corruption
Homelessness
Depression
Today, basic things in the market, are not affordable. Kerosene, gas, rice, beans etc are very expensive..
calm down! Rome was not built in a day you know? Small small Naija go reach esp when the far sighted innovative youths itching to take over and move the country to greater heights are more than the ones always complaining about govt online.... undecided

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