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Events / Re: Kano Government Spends N200M On Mass Wedding For 1,520 Couples (Photos) by Twinflakez(m): 1:18pm On Feb 27, 2017
darfay:
And they budgeted for that with no adequate budget for education. The distance between habokis and common senz ehn
It can only be measured in light years grin grin grin cool

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Career / Re: Kogi: Screening Committee Discovers Level 13 Medical Officer With School Cert by Twinflakez(m): 11:28am On Jan 31, 2017
enigma2007:


This is becoming stale.. Blame the people that crafted the constitution.

A - The President of the Federation

130. (1) There shall be for the Federation a President.

(2) The President shall be the Head of State, the Chief Executive of the Federation and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federation.

131. A person shall be qualified for election to the office of the President if -

(a) he is a citizen of Nigeria by birth;

(b) he has attained the age of forty years;

(c) he is a member of a political party and is sponsored by that political party; and

(d) he has been educated up to at least School Certificate level or its equivalent.


http://www.nigeria-law.org/ConstitutionOfTheFederalRepublicOfNigeria.htm#FederalExecutive
cry cry cry cry
Education / Re: OOU Produces Best Medical Student In Nigeria by Twinflakez(m): 10:34am On Jan 27, 2017
PMWSpirit:

Crappy head , the MDB exam is the same in all university in Nigeria set by the Nigerian medical association. So shut up and swerve
Hater
If u don't know anything about medical exams, as u well have shown in ur comment, u ask questions. NMA does not set a central exam for medical students.
Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Subsidy, Tariff Hike For Power Sector by Twinflakez(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2017
duni04:

Please stop spreading false information. Refineries take as long as 2-3 years to build. The subsidy was only removed April last year, less than a year ago. Dangote is building a refinery in Lagos that will cater to the supply needs of the entire West Africa, plus the refineries we already have are being refurbished. Nigeria should be a net exporter of Petroleum products by 2018/2019.
We would have stable power now if those idiots in the creeks stopped blowing up pipelines. Gencos cannot generate the power they need because of gas constraints. Discos cannot supply the very little they are supplied with because they have not been able to invest in the distribution network because the banks are not giving them money again. Between paying for the power from the Gencos and investing in upgrading the distribution network, almost nothing is left.
Banks are not giving credit because of the impact of the dollar scarcity on their books. There is dollar scarcity because the price of oil has plummeted, and also because those idiots in the creeks are blowing pipelines.
Whichever way you look at it, those idiots in the creeks account for almost all the problems in our power, economic and financial sectors.
Haha! U are one hell of a simpleton
Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Subsidy, Tariff Hike For Power Sector by Twinflakez(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2017
duni04:

Please stop spreading false information. Refineries take as long as 2-3 years to build. The subsidy was only removed April last year, less than a year ago. Dangote is building a refinery in Lagos that will cater to the supply needs of the entire West Africa, plus the refineries we already have are being refurbished. Nigeria should be a net exporter of Petroleum products by 2018/2019.
We would have stable power now if those idiots in the creeks stopped blowing up pipelines. Gencos cannot generate the power they need because of gas constraints. Discos cannot supply the very little they are supplied with because they have not been able to invest in the distribution network because the banks are not giving them money again. Between paying for the power from the Gencos and investing in upgrading the distribution network, almost nothing is left.
Banks are not giving credit because of the impact of the dollar scarcity on their books. There is dollar scarcity because the price of oil has plummeted, and also because those idiots in the creeks are blowing pipelines.
Whichever way you look at it, those idiots in the creeks account for almost all the problems in our power, economic and financial sectors.
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Returns As Landing Cost Hits N145 by Twinflakez(m): 2:28pm On Jan 15, 2017
DIKEnaWAR:
Buhari 's Presidency has exposed our hypocrisy and cowardice.

We are just watching in 7D.
I wish I can give u a medal for this comment

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Fifa World Player Of The Year by Twinflakez(m): 7:48am On Jan 10, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Legend in Sporting Lisbon

Legend in Manchester United

Legend in Real Madrid

Legend in Portugal

Ahn ahn!

Abeg Cr7 is far better than that dwarf called messi jare!

God bless Cr7!
U made very valid points until u began to insult Messi. Show some respect bro. I am a core CR7 fan, but I respect Messi a lot. Guy's a legend too.

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Business / Re: FG Slashes Import Duties On 115 Items by Twinflakez(m): 7:45am On Jan 05, 2017
QuotaSystem:


You are obviously the dull one for failing to recognize how reducing import tariffs would stimulate economic activities in the country, especially manufacturing.

That's not the problem. The problem rather is his incessant back and forth motion. The man is just not consistent.
Business / Re: FG Slashes Import Duties On 115 Items by Twinflakez(m): 7:43am On Jan 05, 2017
QuotaSystem:


You are obviously the dull one for failing to recognize how reducing import tariffs would stimulate economic activities in the country, especially manufacturing.
That's not the problem. The problem rather is his incessant back and forth motion. The man is just not consistent.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 20 Ways To Show Courtesy by Twinflakez(m): 11:35am On Nov 22, 2016
peeparty:
*20 WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY*

Some of us really need to know some of this things.

1. Don't you ever put a video call accross or a social media call to someone especially a stranger at anytime or at an ungodly hour without seeking their permission.You don't know where they are at the time you're calling. Don't you!

2.In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call back and Reply messages that are sent to you. Everyone counts.

3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume they don't need it, and never make them ask you for it. There will always be a next time.

4. Turn the volume down when you're watching video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or, better use headphones.

5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you. Especially your elders. It's a sign of disregard and disrespect. Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.

6. When using someone else's phone or computer, don't go through their stuff without permission. You're Invading another's privacy.

7. When you're asking a person out and they say No, don't insult them. Everyone has a right to choice and free will decisions.

8. Don't use loudspeaker of the phone to have a two person conversation to the hearing of others unless you are unable to hold the phone. That's betrayal.

9. For every offer of kindness and loyalty. remember to say thank you or reward it. Kindness and loyalty is super rare.

10. If you stay the night at someone's house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find some place else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested. That noise is always disturbing.

12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.

13. When someone keeps buying you food, coffee or drinks, please try to return the favour even If once.... (if you can).

14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.' Don't return it empty.

15. Don’t pick up a call while you are engaged in conversation without excusing yourself.

16. Make sure you don't forget to return that book or whatever thing you borrowed.

17. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it isn't up to your expectation, just say 'Thank You.' People hardly give.

18. When you have someone older than you who is friendly and makes himself free with you, speak to them with respect. Don't misuse the privilege to insult them. You may never have it back.

19. Don't feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life or you know It all...
Life is a ring; the next blow can come anytime.

20. When you receive messages on social media, try and reply. Don't feel too proud, maybe because you are so intelligent or a celebrity. It's only when It gets unhealthy that you can ignore. You don't know whose talking to you and how much they can do for you.
Remember, no one knows tomorrow."



21. When u quote other people's work, always endeavour to give them credit.
Politics / Re: See The Poor Condition Of Umuahia Road by Twinflakez(m): 11:51am On Aug 01, 2016
LovesonBlezz:
pictured is umuahia Road(federal govt. road) our bus got stucked, it took the intervention of the village boys to unstuck it which they charged almost 2k for their effort The issue now is the bus is faulty..only God knows when we all get to our destination today..this road needs CHANGE. l wish buhari and those concerned will see this. Oga Lalasticlala abeg do the needfull. sorry for the late upload of pix, network here is as terrible as the road. For the journey, we couldn't continue it as the mechanic cudnt fix the bus as at 7pm..we arranged for a vehicle to where we can lodge tonight. hmmm..
Op u don't just say Umuahia road. Which of the roads?...linking Umuahia and where? That way we have a better idea of the road u are talking about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hungary Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 (3 - 3) On 22nd June 2016 by Twinflakez(m): 7:03pm On Jun 22, 2016
ipledge10:
christiano ronaldo shaming haters since the day of john the baptist grin grin grin



i am a chelsea fan,but my love for ronaldo is out of this world
. You are not alone on thise bro. The guy is simply unstoppable
Business / Re: CBN New Forex Rate Policy Announced by Twinflakez(m): 4:43am On Jun 16, 2016
Boss13:
What is the essence of introducing over the counter FX futures, when there is over the counter forwards?

It is good that non-oil exporters are allowed into the FX market to increase the supply side chain of FX. This will allow inflow of FX currency especially the dollar to come into the country. However, the CBN must finalize arrangement for yuan trade.

Allowing market forces to determine the exchange rate is good. We hope these measures enable the naira to gain considerable strength, but I doubt that given our trade deficits and huge import dependency. However, this may assist to reduce round tripping frequently perpetrated by Banks and politicians who have unrestricted access to the dollar.

Now the CBN should make effort to streamline our interest rate to reflect the economic recession we are facing as they have done for the FX. Once this is done, we may begin to see short-long term economic boom
why do I have the feeling that this whole tin was done intentionally by this APC government to make money for themselves. Now they've made enough and they have come back to do the same thing they didn't want to do before.
Politics / Re: FFK Blasts Buhari For Shaking The Queen But Refused To Shake Female Ministers by Twinflakez(m): 1:57pm On Nov 30, 2015
Kastonkastroll:
Well to you FFK said the truth, but to me he is a cocaine sniffer. Case closed
So what does this make you
Romance / Re: Five Ways To Tell If A Girl Has Grown To Being A Lady. by Twinflakez(m): 8:22am On Apr 18, 2015
Chiam55:
1,3 & 5 Equals 3/5 still above average grin


#workInProgress wink
Keep working on yourself. You will get there soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by Twinflakez(m): 6:41am On Feb 12, 2015
keandre:
the match be like final grin
I tell u
Phones / Re: Mtn 13th Anniversary Free 1GIG Bonus by Twinflakez(m): 1:10pm On Sep 09, 2014
careytommy: it is not a small thing but will expire on the 13th angry
U see sometimes we are the cause of our problems. MTN gives u a 1gig data bundle to use for jst five days after which it mysteriously disappears if u don't use it up, and u take to the streets in celebration.
Tell me what is more debasing than that.
Mtchwwww!!

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Phones / Re: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by Twinflakez(m): 1:15pm On Dec 08, 2013
phoinix:

How is this logic simple, assuming I subscribe to Bb 3gig plan does it mean that 3gig equates to less data on bb and more on android?

Pls help me ask them! What is the logic in that? The cost of data going by this argument should be same on all phones. They should leave the usage (consumption) at the subscriber's descretion.
Phones / Re: Airtel Users On Android Have You Been Blocked? by Twinflakez(m): 5:34pm On Dec 03, 2013
kekakuz: if it stops,just conect droid vpn and continue using

Pls how does the droid vpn work on airtel?
Politics / Re: Stop Begging Me To Perform – Obiano (Anambra Governor-Elect) by Twinflakez(m): 3:39pm On Dec 03, 2013
Pangea: There was a man too
GEJ was his name
He promised a lot to do
With a wife called dame.
We all cried an elected a man for the people
But now, we wondered, why are we such a sheeple.


U good! Luv d rhymes!!
Sports / Re: Enyeama Named Ligue1 Player Of The Month by Twinflakez(m): 8:19am On Nov 24, 2013
seniourman: [size=28pt]Nairalanders please dome a Favour give me a gun and show me Sexkillz house[/size]

Then we go still buy u bullets abi undecided
U nefa serious.
Get a loaded gun and we will provide the address u shiken hrted felow! grin grin grin
Sports / Re: President Jonathan Congratulates Super Eagles by Twinflakez(m): 11:54pm On Nov 16, 2013
Whoever wrote this speech should have made some adjustments after the match. It obviously was written before the match.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama's Law Professor On His Failures As President by Twinflakez(m): 5:37pm On Nov 14, 2013
Tyche: At least Obama can't be blamed for inactions. He may have made mistakes, but he is human and is bound to.

Oga Prof., wait until you become president, you may see things differently than you do now.

I agree with u totally
Sports / Re: Iheanacho, Ezeh, Obasi And Baba With Nigerian U13 In 2010 (Pic) by Twinflakez(m): 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2013
Twinflakez: I welcome u too.. If u see person post [b] END TIME TINZ [b/] me u no fear na normal tin 4 nairaland. Our landlord na SEUN.
DO quick mek u collect ur own welcome present frm Landlord Seun. (Biskit and grandnut).. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Keshi Clarifies Ike Uche's Super Eagles Exclusion by Twinflakez(m): 3:29pm On Nov 13, 2013
I only hope the forces that be will let Keshi do his job without undue interference. And pls whatever u do coach, (whoever plays and whoever does not) we need the world cup in 2014 cool cool cool cool cool grin
Politics / Re: Clara Chime Tells NHRC To Withdraw Report | Sahara Reporters by Twinflakez(m): 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2013
I hope these Sahara reporters are not reporting frm sahara desert grin grin grin grin

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