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Romance › Re: Excited Nigerian Man Dances For His Older Oyinbo Lover, She Watches In Confusion by Twoclans(f): 10:30am On Mar 31, 2024
I am sure he is a nairaland guy ,calling ladies evening newspaper.

Dual passport na your mate. cheesy See dance abeg.
Politics › Re: I Inherited ₦85bn, $587m Debts, Can’t Pay Salaries Now: Kaduna Governor Uba Sani by Twoclans(f): 6:42pm On Mar 30, 2024
Ghen ghen
Celebrities › Re: Rema Visits Benin City For The First Time In 6 Years With Shallipopi by Twoclans(f): 10:01am On Mar 30, 2024
Seagodess:
you have a discerning Spirit.. your profile pics.. what about that
My profile pic? cheesy

Seagodess,that is my favourite sex position.
Celebrities › Re: Rema Visits Benin City For The First Time In 6 Years With Shallipopi by Twoclans(f): 8:39am On Mar 30, 2024
Ever since rema started his romance on the international scene ,the guy scares me .I can't place it but everytime I look at him it just feels like he has seen the devil.

Regardless I love his music and stage performances.
Food › Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by Twoclans(f): 2:09pm On Mar 29, 2024
VeryWickedGoat:
So palliatives (relief for disaster) is a positive development?
That is eh.

The way palliatives irritates me .Let the government put things in place to make the country great .Let people be self sufficient and cater for themselves .We can't have such a huge number of people depending on palliatives to survive.It is embarrassing abeg.

They take what belongs to you and me and give you a small portion in the name of palliatives .
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Has The Coolest Air Conditioning System? by Twoclans(f): 1:51pm On Mar 28, 2024
2015 thread shocked

Haaaaaa
Politics › Re: Women Queue And Kneel For Foodstuffs And Money From Woman Sitting Majestically by Twoclans(f): 7:25pm On Mar 27, 2024
Poverty is a bastard angry cry cry
Politics › Re: Abdulaziz Sule Bribes Adebayo Adelabu With Lexus SUV Worth ₦290M-SaharaReporters by Twoclans(f): 6:35pm On Mar 26, 2024
The power problem in Nigeria is so disgusting .

Government after government yet no solution. angry

N300 million that could be used to sort out some power issue .
Family › Re: I Suspect My Friend Of Bad Luck Aura by Twoclans(f): 5:33pm On Mar 26, 2024
Thoughts007:
No o pour it on your head, then drink it, before you pour on your head again.
You have seen native doctor na, asking me for prescriptions.
Go and watch nollywood for guidance
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said I'm Almost A Sex Addict by Twoclans(f): 12:12am On Mar 26, 2024
LOL

This op sha ,all your threads na wa.I wonder if you are gisting we the aproko nation about the same girl
TV/Movies › Re: AMVCA 2024 Nominations [full List] by Twoclans(f): 6:21pm On Mar 25, 2024
komzy589:
How do people waste their time seeing these nonsense films with ear-damaging sound and actions that are completely disconnected from their storylines 😣🤦‍♂️
These nollywood films will make you dumber.
Go and watch Greys Anatomy series, at the very least, you will have a strong understanding of human anatomy. God forbid!
You are in luck today,I am in a good mood.
TV/Movies › Re: AMVCA 2024 Nominations [full List] by Twoclans(f): 12:28pm On Mar 25, 2024
Talkisneeded:
Wanted to watch blood vessel base on your recommendation,but seeing you talk about adiire changed my mind..
That movie was badly written
Please watch blood vessel .
TV/Movies › Re: AMVCA 2024 Nominations [full List] by Twoclans(f): 5:03am On Mar 25, 2024
They should tell us they want to give funke akindele best actress .

It is most likely timini will clinch his category because of his role in a tribe called Judah.

Then I really do hope someone wins something for blood vessel,that film gave me goose bumps.

Hmmmm kehinde bankole ,she did very well in adire.Her body was 🔥.
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Mango From AMOC Building Should I Plug Or Not? by Twoclans(f): 6:36am On Mar 24, 2024
Maybe you should correct your title so that members will understand the organization you are referring to.

It's AMORC not AMOC.

That aside,some people do not mind others eating their mango.While others do.If they do not consider it as stealing,abeg pluck mango chop.
Politics › Re: Kuriga School Children, Who Were Kidnapped By Bandits, Have Been Released by Twoclans(f): 6:05am On Mar 24, 2024
Thank God they are back,I hope no child was left behind.I don't even want to imagine the trauma the parents have been through for the past two weeks and more.

Our security agents should please ensure that things like this do not happen again,we need to be proactive in our approach to security .
Politics › Re: Federal Government To Deploy 157 Soldiers For Peacekeeping In South Sudan. by Twoclans(f): 7:12am On Mar 21, 2024
No nahhhhh

Is Nigeria at peace?Abeg allow other countries to Sort themselves out.

We need all hands on deck to fix Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Announces 3-month Suspension Of Foreign Trips For MDAs, Ministers by Twoclans(f): 2:30am On Mar 21, 2024
Honestly 3 months ban is too small.After three months the president should extend it for another six months.
Agriculture › Re: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by Twoclans(f): 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2024
The CEO is Obinna Udeh
Exousiang01:
Great job.

If this were to be in the east.
The headliner would have been " The largest Pig farm in Nigeria Owned by an Igbo man, richest Pig Farmer in Africa"

Then the comments that would follow would be
Igbo Amaka
Igbos the China of Africa
If not for Igbos Nigeria will never progress
Etc.....

Just chilling tho.
Good to be back in the country, everything na cruise....
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Twoclans(f): 4:58pm On Mar 17, 2024
There is something they are not saying about this massacre.What kind of peace mission is this one?

Haaaaaaa
Health › Re: What Is This Infection Called And How Can We Treat It? by Twoclans(f): 1:29pm On Mar 17, 2024
I have a degree in missing road.

Wetin carry me enter here
Romance › Re: I Slept With My Married Ex by Twoclans(f): 11:13pm On Mar 16, 2024
killsmith:
I see fools saying karma. If karma is real why do you have laws? Why do you have prisons? If I commit murder, why try and jail me instead of wait for karma? What is hilters and ghengis kahn's karma? What is karma's reward to the British for committing genocide all the over the globe?

Fvckin black monkeys and their petty superstitions. grin
Calm down nahhhhhhh grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Twoclans(f): 9:36pm On Mar 16, 2024
The army should just do a proper investigation to be sure they were actually killed by youths and not their colleagues in the army.

I sha don't trust anybody in this country again.I am sure this might be related to stealing of crude in the creeks or sabotage .

Last last Nigerians do not fear the military again,and it's not good for those guys .They need to redeem their image.

The other day I saw a video of truck drivers harrasing them and removing their barricade,I just shook my head.
Phones › Re: If You Lose Your Phone Now, How Long Will It Take You To Replace It? by Twoclans(f): 7:19pm On Mar 16, 2024
akeeng:
Good or bad, all you need do is ASK baby and it shall be delivered 🤣🤣🤣 even faster if you’ve been good.

Being bad only gets you punished in the other room 😉🤐 as you know. Be bad for zaddy 😍

I don’t know what I’m typing
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘


You see why you always get me grrrrrrrrr

Love you baby
Culture › Re: Full List Of Past Olubadans by Twoclans(f): 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2024
StOla:
They were already nearing death when they ascended the succession line to the very top.
That is painful .I noticed most of them did not even stay long on the throne.

Thanks for the response.
Culture › Re: Full List Of Past Olubadans by Twoclans(f): 12:19pm On Mar 16, 2024
I am curious to know what happened to those that stayed for a few months .Maybe I will make out time and go and read this history .
Politics › Re: Budget Padding: “our Senators Are All In Support Of Senator Ningi”– Labour Party by Twoclans(f): 11:55am On Mar 16, 2024
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Motor park Union looting trillions?

Baba find better strong word take describe that Senate abeg.
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Phones › Re: If You Lose Your Phone Now, How Long Will It Take You To Replace It? by Twoclans(f): 11:53am On Mar 16, 2024
Opanka44:
Funny you. I wanted to ask you a question, but since u said nobody should ask, lemme mind my business
Thank you very much .I no get energy to explain.
Politics › Re: “I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend. Is It By Force?” – Wike Replies Ireti Kingibe by Twoclans(f): 11:03am On Mar 16, 2024
Putindbutt:
She has lost already.. "She went around saying oh wike is scrapping roads.. should i wait until the potholes come?". Wike is already telling the people that Ireti is not happy with him repairing the roads, they should know their enemies. With the projects Wike is targeting for completion, he will determine the fate of Ireti in 2027.
That is exactly why I said she should focus on what matters and leave wike alone, before they will start accusing that beautiful lady of wanting want is between wikes leg .As if wike still has energy to carry woman.

Kingibe should focus on the people .Abuja voters are not dull and hardly allow rigging.So she should focus on them and do what is right so that she can be easily re elected in 2027.
Politics › Re: “I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend. Is It By Force?” – Wike Replies Ireti Kingibe by Twoclans(f): 10:25am On Mar 16, 2024
Beautifulday:
She is not popular anywhere. She just rode on the wave of labor party.
You sha don't like her .
Politics › Re: “I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend. Is It By Force?” – Wike Replies Ireti Kingibe by Twoclans(f): 9:51am On Mar 16, 2024
Depriest2020:
Na Nigerian senators they abuse their office, they have degraded their offices that it no longer commands respect. Imagine ordinary appointed minister disrespecting and talking to an elected senator of the federal Republic of Nigeria, can such a thing happen in the US? Can't she summon Wike to the NASS? And why are her colleagues not protecting her? Nigeria is a mess.
You are absolutely correct.

Kingibe is popular with the grassroot people,she should focus on them and even grow that base more or else wike might rig her out in 2027.
Romance › Re: 6 Most Popular Nairalanders 2023-2024 List! by Twoclans(f): 9:43am On Mar 16, 2024
List that stopped downloading at 15%.

Shey this one na list .

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