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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's A Red Flag That Makes You Decline To Work For A Company? by Twoclans(f): 1:14pm On May 17, 2024
We are like a family

Loriro. RUN.
Politics › Re: 10 Tinubu Ministers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of by Twoclans(f): 3:20pm On May 13, 2024
They are all honourables .This country sha.
Crime › Re: 3-Year-Old Boy In Ogun Stolen Car Found In Lagos by Twoclans(f): 7:16am On May 13, 2024
Thank God for the safety of the child.The day I saw the news break out I was just wondering how the parents will be coping with the trauma .
TV/Movies › Re: #AMVCA10: Kehinde Bankole Wins Best Lead Actress by Twoclans(f): 10:10pm On May 11, 2024
Yesssssssssssssssss

I said it that her performance in Adire was fine .

Congratulations girl .
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Soon Take Its Place In Comity Of Nations — First Lady, Remi Tinubu by Twoclans(f): 5:48am On May 10, 2024
Fr33born:
E fit be say na this woman dey rule us o and we dey think say na Tinubu.
Before nko

Who do you think is our president?
Crime › Re: Court Hands Former FCMB Manager 121-year Prison Sentence by Twoclans(f): 3:30pm On May 04, 2024
FCMB and fraud na five and six .

Very anyhow bank.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by Twoclans(f): 3:11pm On May 04, 2024
She never meet werey girls

They will tell her that thing she wants to hear and beat her join.

Height of insecurity angry
Politics › Re: I’ll Be Among First To Implement New Minimum Wage — Uzodimma by Twoclans(f): 3:00pm On May 02, 2024
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Food › Re: Photos Of Monkey And Antelope Killed By My Brother by Twoclans(f):
The antelope~~~ I can understand ,but the monkey .Haba.
Romance › Re: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by Twoclans(f): 9:45pm On Apr 30, 2024
Therock5555:
In as much as I wanna help the homie, what he's trying to do is wrong so as I dey advice am, I gats chastise am join make God no hold two of us responsible on the last day...😂😂😂
You kuku know you cannot make heaven 🤣🤣.

Ashawo number one like you lipsrsealed.I pity that OP if he takes your instructions here .I just dey pity am.
Romance › Re: One Thing You Think Is Really Not Worth It? by Twoclans(f): 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2024
ForValour:
Anal sex
I concur

Very overrated nonsense.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 1:04pm On Apr 28, 2024
Elzazzi:
So cowgirl gives women climax and satisfaction?
If the lady knows how to ride,she won't only pleasure her partner she will equally know how to pleasure herself.

For a woman to achieve good orgasm honestly she needs to understand her body.Then if she is vocal she can guide her partner on how to pleasure her.

Why do you think it's very difficult for women to leave a man that they can easily achieve orgasm with.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 11:38am On Apr 28, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lies! Lies! Lies! It's a male fantasy. Doggy style is not satisfactory because there is no contact with the clitoris. That's the truth. It's just a male fantasy.
No matter how many times it is said some men will never hear .

Doggy is for the man's pleasure ,the only time I permit doggy is if he has been a good boy.Asides that it's only positions that give me maximum satisfaction I will always switch to.Afterall once a man has an erection the power is with the woman.So why won't I use it to my advantage. tongue
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 11:34am On Apr 28, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Love what.... They are deceiving you!!!

There are levels to riding....

There's one where she moves her bumbum up and down on your penis in a vertical motion, if your babe is doing this, trust me, she watches porn or she is an olosho.

Then there's the other riding, she moves her bumbum up and down on your penis in an horizontal motion. If this is then type she does, then you're save!!!
Thank you ojare.

Wish I could give you a billion likes .
Politics › Re: Which State Has The Worst History Of Governors? by Twoclans(f): 8:06am On Apr 28, 2024
Kogi State
Imo State
Abia State ( we are still watching Mr Otti to be sure it's not initial gra gra)
Niger State ( this state is a snoring giant)
Family › Re: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by Twoclans(f):
One thing I detest is passing off another man's child to another. I can never understand it.That act is tantamount to witchcraft.

If you really need to have an extra marital affair ,no wahala but please do not pass another man's child to your husband. angry

Haba
Travel › Re: Recommend An African Country To Visit by Twoclans(f): 5:41pm On Apr 25, 2024
Rwanda
Phones › Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by Twoclans(f): 10:10am On Apr 25, 2024
pocohantas:
I don't have an issue with VN.
I have few peoppe on my WhatsApp and they are all people I am close to in one way or the other. They send me VNs and I send too. That is if my hands are busy (during work hours) or I have to explain better. I don'r have anyone whose voice irritates me like you have described in your opening post.
Tohhhhh ,I was wondering how voice note is such an issue.
Crime › Re: Over 100 Inmates Escape As Rain Destroys Suleja Prisons by Twoclans(f): 10:06am On Apr 25, 2024
Meeennnn I just drove past Kaduna road now into Abuja .The damage to buildings ,walls and polls is enormous.

That new rice mill before Zuma rock is in total shambles.

If I was the owner of that place I will summon the engineers that did such shabby work immediately.
Politics › Re: Isaac Kamalu: Another pro-Wike Rivers Commissioner Rejects Redeployment, Resigns by Twoclans(f): 8:15pm On Apr 24, 2024
Honestly I am so happy with what Wike is doing to rivers state.That is not the way to go as an elder statesman .
Travel › Re: Aviation Minister, Keyamo Orders Suspension Of Dana Air Pending Audit by Twoclans(f):
I knew they will get this suspension.There are just too many bad reviews about them in the last one year.

Looking at that plane on the grass was scary abeg.
Travel › Re: Can 2m Take My Brother To Canada by Twoclans(f): 3:20pm On Apr 23, 2024
Maybe you should have been more specific

Is the money in dollars or naira

Is the two million just for upkeep,has every other thing been taken care of.
Health › Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This??? (graphic Picture) by Twoclans(f): 8:13pm On Apr 22, 2024
Did the OP say he is married abi na my eye dey pain me .

God abeg ohhh.which kind reckless husband is this one. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Who is an evening newspaper? by Twoclans(f): 10:54am On Apr 22, 2024
GrandFinale2021:
keep quiet.
Go and marry you're not getting younger.
Evening newspapergrin
Abeg leave me joor . grin
Health › Re: Continuous Slight Dizziness/vertigo by Twoclans(f): 5:31am On Apr 22, 2024
Have you checked your blood pressure?

Go to the hospital,let the professionals check you out .

I just pray it's hunger turning your eyes and nothing serious.
Business › Re: Nigerian "Denied Entry" Into A Chinese Supermarket In Abuja (Video) by Twoclans(f): 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2024
I don't even know why I am laughing.
Politics › Re: Period Poverty:millions Bleed In Silence As Prices Of Sanitary Pads Hit The Roof by Twoclans(f): 8:22am On Apr 21, 2024
Prices of sanitary pads are actually off the roof .
Romance › Re: She Said She Cannot Marry Me by Twoclans(f): 5:48am On Apr 21, 2024
Samesame247:
Bro, Manage your fashion designing biz

Yahoo don harder; you go baff soap tire, you no go see itunes card sef
I don't understand,do you mean itunes is all about yahoo ?

I hear guys talk about itunes and some stuff like that I never knew they were talking about yahoo.
Politics › Re: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 5:31am On Apr 21, 2024
akeeng:
You know I love you right? 💙🔵
I know you do my king,and I love you much more😘
Politics › Re: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2024
Raskimonojendor:
That's one's association with Betty Akeredolu would have contributed to his massive loss.
The last time I watched his interview on channels TV ,I was like really .I knew he might not win but I did not expect his type of result .Haba .

I am a Grassroot Boy
I am a Street boy
Etc .
Politics › Re: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2024
Are they sure those results are for sola oke .

Did he collapse his political structure ?

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