₦airaland Forum

Humility017:
will you Mind if I visit your kitchen someday?

Provided there's no door to ze oza room. No frovlem

Biglittlelois:
Lmao, i am (6) and that's cos my mum is a perfectionist, she believes in doing things herself, i learnt how to cook during nysc cos i stayed alone, now i'm just too good a cook

Same here. I do not touch spoon at home. But NYSC thought me the hard way. When you spend 10k out of 19.8k in mama put, your kitchen prowess will come out of you

But Palm Sunday don pass na

MetroBaba1:
The Next 15months Will Speak For Itself

Werey

Abeg who has ankara for me to fry?

ashewoboy:
who is that babe behind her? she get flat yansh.

More like inside nyansh

Amosun will not be there now oo. Not that it matters anyway. Only Ambode's got his head screwed on right among the lot.

Hahahahaha. Shout out to all Nonwa/Gbam Tai corpers ever

Gangster1ms:
Everybody dey celebrate bday with either new car or new duplex me dey dey celebrate mine with amala and fanta

Say you celebrate am na the koko

chinex276:
ON BEHALF of all men in the world, we hereby denounce you as a man... you can join Bobrisky nd be an Hermaphrodite

I just got a message from the king of hermaphrodites. They don't want him. The Caitlyn Jenner's can have him.

Piercy:
those cooks who are constantly cooking for threads are coming for this thread..

Especially those frying beans....

This time we are frying stone

Na lie. Oyo-Ibadan na white Micra. If you know

Very soon you'd hear he's planning to buy Nigeria

ZombieTAMER:
What exactly were they looking for?

Coconut

Konji's father is a mindless bastard

Awon Mavrodis mi. Where Una dey? Nollywood movie loading: The Final MMM Crash. In Qdot's voice. E je ka bere latori mmm...

Evablizin:



So? Should i fry big bum bum for you?

Me I no mind oo

denkyw:
Please who is Donald trump?

He sells boli at Choba junction

tooth4tooth:
I actually thought the Virgins were adults

Where you wan thief am?

colossus91:
and the paralympians will rep well than the able bodied for sure!!

You know this. Why can't there be para-world cup? Maybe Nigeria go carry that one?

ishowdotgmail:
I won't do what will tarnish my image just cos of 10months service year.

The stupid girls here in Ekiti too am serving don tear eyes.

Dem go dey go house from school dey tell me, corper I just dropped to say hi. Me go tell them, thank you "your mum should be expecting you home now"

Same with the ones in Rivers. These ones will say 'Uncle show us love na'

Number four pisses me off. I mean, HOW does that even work? And it's usually one student from a particular university. I won't mention the name of the school.

erad:
Ask her.

Thought you were her spokesman

erad:
Nigerians and hypocrisy...
Since when did not wearing a bra become a wardrobe malfunction?
Maybe you people should go check the meaning and stop misusing the term.
Must a lady put on bra all the days of her life?
Must a lady even put on bra at all?
People have so sexualized the female body that even a panty-line is inappropriate to them.
F**cking hypocrites.
Babe is living her life and being comfortable in her own skin.
If you have a problem with it, that's your own problem and not hers.
You are the one with a perverted mind and not her who's doing nothing but live her life.
So stop misinterpreting people's actions by the standards of your perverted reasoning.

Thank you.

Why should she put on clothes sef?

OneCorner:
afonjas are too local. imagine him wearing agbada
even d last one i visited in owerri, d father dressed in a sleek suite and that's what i call sophistication.

See how you allowed yourself to be scored cheap likes. Do you think your ancestors would be happy with you, sir?

dbynonetwork:
Yoruba doctors and fraud........SMH

Your brain is fried, sir

Haha... talo fa werey l'oyan. Monkey

Interesting. If roles were reversed, the guy would have been locked up and the keys thrown into the Atlantic. But, exactly how do girls rape guys? Thinking out loud

divinehand2003:
The future is here.

Awaiting transparent clothes too.

Werey re oo