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nifeseun:
@ tyconcept I no too hurry but a baby can be born at 38 or 39weeks b4 the 40th week shey?

Allow LO come when he/she like o!

But yes 38wks is termed and can be delivered.

Amhappy.... U can drink hot light pap and also massage your breasts to aid breastmilk flow.

goldenruby:
[size=4pt]Testing the bulk mention skill [/size]

Yay!!! I GOT IT!!!!!!!!

But wait o @tyconcepts, what if I need to quote the person on a previous page, wetin I go do.

The turn to the page you want to copy from with your "new post page" still open.

Do you get?

goldenruby:
I don't know if it's the home or the away version of this money you people want. Take this 1k and give me owoh soup recipe please, make my fufu no waste
Cc: tyconcepts mitchyy

I never knew one can pay bills with soft copy money except on NL

Abeg this woman dey impersonate Deltans (Urhobo, Itsekiri, Isoko e.t.c) o! How can you want to eat sacred owho with fufu instead of starch

nifeseun:
Na wa o, missed only yesterday n I have like 20pages to catch up with, why naa

No p, have sent all dues since, with 20bags of garri, hope it will be enuf n other new mum's can bring soup ingredients, so we go eat eba with Ogbonna soup... sooo hungry
Am Team January but seriously praying baby come late dec, pls pray with me o, can't wait to carry my baby n Jan seems like 4eva..

This thread run pass Usain Bolt....20pages and you dey complain....I remember when Enkaydewdrop and her gang made me read almost 40pages.

The bag of garri comes to me while everything else goes to Zaynie.

This one wei you dey hurry so, allow baby bake well well oooo #No be force to go Dubai

Fortius:
me ke!..me dat bae no allow me to chat since satide,jst dey log in now..na dexterush nd melly oo pelu iya mofe

Trouble dey sleep....yanga go dey wan wake am. Bae you have full uncut permission to suck those boobies like a woodpecker

mitchyy:
Hehehehehehehe! Blame it on tyconc.epts, enkay.dewdrop, mell.y245, fortu.is and co.

We na the same gang member

ginababy:
NJ

I sha envy you my dear. Bt go n feed dat boy abeg Hw I wish I'm in your shoes ryt nw because my son can sleep for Africa n hardly hv time to such except bottle feeding. Once d bobby enters his mouth d next thing is sleep because he sees sucking n holding unto bobby stressful.

This calls for help because my bobby is gradually warning out.
It really breaks my hrt.

Cc tyconc.epts
Cc zay.nie
Cc mod.ath
Cc all mamas.

Express in a bottle to feed him....What I would have done to get a "sleeping well baby" ....Enjoy yourself while it last o!

modath:
Tyconc.epts

So sorry for just responding, was offline.. How is he now?

He's stronger now just the catarrh wahala. Osheeee maamy

Fortius:
no b small sumtin o..dis new generation mamas don sign. ooo,i go try dis too wen bae cumz jst hope she no go tak afta her beau o

mumi dunasy..our dhs no get chill o..for my first if i complain,my oga go say sori nd asked me wetin i want cuz of long throat..i wil tell him nd he wil get it within secondsdem use style winked o..he go dey psyche me say 'u knw it wil mak our son intelligent nd smart' as if d boy dey solve statistics now,mtcheww!!!

Long throat....Your DH na correct man, he knows how to get you....2bottles of Orijin for him

#Bills on me

mitchyy:
Na to hide give am formula when everyone leaves the house. Dem nor go fit kill me on top EBF

Goldenruby, free authentic recipe and $1000 caricature recipe, which one you prefer? Hehehehehe!

Get hubby on your side and you won't need to hide.

Nigerians can spoil each other hustle sha My cool $1000 naim you don dey spoil witchyy.....Kontinue!

goldenruby:
Mama Mofe abeg teach me this your mention style. I love it!!

I normally open two pages of NL on my browser....I copy mentions & post from one page and paste in the other page with my typed response and I submit.

Enkaydewdrop don finally learn bulk mention E be like say darling Jay don show you pepper today o!

babythug:
Cut them some slack dear..they probably don't know better..

The word ignorance is for real!

You are right....Instead of fighting them, we should correct them.

helovesme:
Leave her na

She never jam. Nobody will tell her before she runs to buy formula

I be wan try EBF with Mofe but wen my effort no satisfy the guy, I added formula I can't keel myself mehnnnnn.

mitchyy:
No way o. Me i can't. I don't care if mil or dh gets upset. If e pain dem too much, let them breastfeed him.
How can someone who delivered thru CS be sleeping for just 4hours daily all because they want only EBF for Hansel?

Na you get the body witchyy or sorri mitchyy if you can sustain Hansel darling on EBF, add formulae and everybody will be happy at last. BF alone obviously doesn't satisfy him properly. I almost did same with Mofe but mehnnnnn I couldn't just satisfy him till formulae came in

melly245:
i pray anything wey carry my Diamond near where brezz dey na to begin open mouth,and there is no bonding until the brezz enter e mouth

Diamond na boss....No breast in the mouth, no bonding

helovesme:
11 months on and our son is still sucking with passion. To add insult to injury, he has refused to sleep in his cot so he's always between us on the bed. Which means no night or morning "humping and grinding"

Mofe has a twin in your son. The guy won't use his cot, won't sleep far to allow mummy & daddy blend and even when he sleeps far and daddy & mummy decides to blend, he wakes before one reaches climax

Very frustrating.

MadCow1:
You marry nice guy..

If I no put the Pikin for Boarding house after 6 weeks or send am go meet my Grand mama for village, no say I no be real Mad Cow.


See, I no dey carry Bobbie matter play o! Me and my Boo don even sign undertaken say after we born our 7 childrens finish, she go travel go yonder go meet Doctor make them do alignment and wheel balancing for her bobbie make e set back.

Any pikin wey carry my Bobbie play, I fit disown am on the spot.

Ask for the matter of sleeping on the same bed with us, that one is not even up for discussion.

The cow is definitely mad

The bolded don make me laff throw my phone for toilet bowl...kikikikikikikikikiki

When I grow up, I wanna be like you mehnnnnn

Godmother.....Please in take of drugs by a pregfy woman should be strictly on a professional's prescription. And you can still question the professional to avoid stories that touch.

Olamitie....This one will stay. Declare and believe it. You will carry to term and deliver like the Hebrew women.

Suzy....You are welcome to the club

Goldenruby.....Just pay me $1000 and I would reveal the hidden recipes of Owoh soup to you. Witchyy/Mitchyy own no sweet reach my own.

As for your son's 6wks vaccine. I don't know why u were advised not to administer PCM but I did for Mofe and it made managing the pains easier for us. Hope the gurus has helped you

melly245:
is it only me,or why do these men like sex more when you are sick, is it their way of saying sorry?

They say sex heals

zimunachimdi:
It is official,motherhood is draining!
Oh,i cant deal. What??
I salute all mothers here,you guys are really trying,may God reward us abundantly.

But wait! Na like this man pikin go take born 4kids?dh said 5 but i know he is seriously kidding. Left for me oo,3kids is just ok for me.

Melly25,gaily04,mitchyy,enkaydewdrop,goldenruby,ginababy and all vigilante mamas,una dey see wetin i dey see abi there is a shortform/easy method? How i wish baby favour is grown now,i would ve taken him to his grandparents first thing tomorrow morning. I don tire.

Well,all i can say is IT IS WELL!

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikik

My dear.....No shortcut, No manual. Just try and enjoy the whole drama and save the memories.

Make I laff some more.....kikikikikikikikD

cc : jazzyjazz

mitchyy:
Mamas, please help me o. Hansel wan suck me remain bone.

He sucks every 45mins and i'm not exaggerating. I havent even slept at all since morning. He doesnt even give me time to use the breast pump to express milk

I'm tempted to supplement with formula o. I don tire

And you still want to continue EBF

mitchyy:
Pure witchcraft o my sister. Another said dey shud give him agbo to drink morning and evening. Another one said his colic is sign of convulsion so they shud give him one medicine like that.
Immediately i said a big fat no, mum didnt push further.

How is Mofe now? What did they say at the hospital? Hope he's getting better?

Good to stand on our grounds and defend our helpless gifts o!

Meanwhile before it got to our turn at the hospital Mofe's temperature normalized. I tabled my complains and after examining him they prescribed : Ceporex to treat infection/dysentery (5ml/twice daily), PCM, Emgly (for stooling 5ml/thrice daily), Neofyln (for cold, cough & catarrh) and his normal vitamin c & multivite. Said nothing to worry about. We are back home and the guy is using his opportunity to molest my boob without pity.

cc : Fortius, Liftedhands, Blessedmum

feddy27:
tyco.ncepts aka mama Mofe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U try wella... I enjoyed reading your lines.

Mkae I explain this one:
Spend a lot of skin-to-skin time with your baby so you can bond.

When I had my baby, at least, 3 times a week, i carried him with his bare body and placed on my bare chest. Your heart beat is always soothing to them. I leave him there, rock him to sleep and dats how our bonding was established. Dh too does same with him

Okay. I do this one too so am on track.

You wei get mention no complain but mama Lucas a.k.a Fortius carry am for head like gala market

mitchyy:
Imagine one woman telling mil to massage my face and belly very well with hot water and told my mil not to mind me if i complain. And she knew i did CS o. I didnt let her do it. Cus at the end, na me go suffer am

Have always bin stubborn so no nonsense.

To massage the body of a woman that did CS Some people own witchcraft na broad daylight.

Fortius:
..tyconcepts dis is pure winkedness mehn!!!

bu.ccee...hmnuhm..kolewerk!

Am winked and I love it is it your mention ni?

Buccee....you know this is the era of fighting korruption kwa??

Hmmmm....Kolewerk

feddy27:
JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE

SOME THINGS FIRST TIME MOMS SHOULD KNOW

ABOUT PREGNANCY:

[quote author=feddy27 post=47662640]1. Download a pregnancy app to track your baby’s development every week.

I sure did this....Immediately I got BFP, over excitement took over DH & I and pregnancy tracker was one of our first download.

feddy27:
2. Eat what you feel like eating during your pregnancy and stop worrying about getting fat.

I was so conscious of getting fat that sometimes I skip food (ignoramus me till DH caught and reported me to my mom (May she rest in peace).

feddy27:
3. Cravings and baby kicks are the best part of being pregnant!

My cravings then was a particular seafood rice in shop rite then party jollof rice The cravings varies though and DH hear weeeeeeen
And I so love the kicks.

feddy27:
4. Love your body and the beautiful miracle that it is busy creating inside for you.

I love every inch of the pregnant me and the life growing in there

feddy27:
5. Morning sickness is the worst part of pregnancy – It can occur any time of day and anytime during your pregnancy. It can even stop and come back at a later stage.

I don't know what MS is cause I never hexperienced it (In Falz voice)

feddy27:
6. Pregnancy can make you tired and emotional. Relax when you can and take a nap.

I became extremely tired at 34weeks..…Damn!! And I come sabi cry a river I couldn't afford the luxury of naps though.

feddy27:
7. Pregnant bellies are the cutest – so flaunt it.

I flaunt a lot but when stretch mark come draw tattoo put for my bump naim I close up

feddy27:
8. Yes, it is possible to fart and burp at the same time.

I was proudly a fart factory You just don't wanna be near me.

feddy27:
9. Your feet will swell a little or a lot! Don’t freak out, just keep them elevated.

My feet's where Dunlop....Na customized slippers I dey wear. Even at night I use all the pillows to elevate...DH no just complain

feddy27:
10. Enjoy the shiny healthy hair because soon it will be falling – a lot.

Not sure I can relate with this o!

feddy27:
11. Don’t feel guilty if the baby’s sex isn’t exactly what you were expecting. It’s completely normal to feel that way.

I have always wanted a boy first though DH was team pink....I had exactly what I desired

feddy27:
12. Wash your baby’s clothes before use. Some clothing may contain chemicals like formaldehyde.

I didn't wash the new ones but I thoroughly washed the okirika own. I suppose wash the new ones too

feddy27:
13. Don’t buy too many newborn sizes because babies grow extremely fast.

I was tutored on this else I for over buy too many newborn sizes

feddy27:
14. Onesies are more comfortable than 2 pieces. It is also so much easier to take out.

Gbam!!!

feddy27:
15. Pack your hospital bag early and make sure that all of Dad’s and baby’s things are packed as well.

I packed and unpacked my bag to confirm if everything is correct more than 5times

feddy27:
16. Birth plans are not necessary.

Never made plans but I was keen on VD

feddy27:
17. Don’t listen to other people’s “horror stories.” It will only scare you.

I am lost made the mistake of listening to a friend of mine who always made it her evil duty to drum it into my ears that labour is the worst thing ever and its not easy at all till mom and DH cautioned me #Winked somebody

feddy27:
18. Educate yourself about C-sections and Vaginal births. Anything can happen, don’t be disappointed if it doesn’t go the way you wanted it too.

I never educated myself about CS hence I was almost heartbroken when I was faced with that option #Ignoramous me

feddy27:
19. Giving birth is the happiest and scariest day of your life.

Happiest....YES.
Scariest....I wasn't scared at all

POSTPARTUM:

feddy27:
1. Let your body heal. Don’t rush back to gym and use of waist trainers.

Even when I wanted to gym and waist train to sekzy I couldn't as my body hold all the aces #My shakara ended when pains of healing won't let me be

feddy27:
2. It’s okay to not fall head over heels immediately with your newborn.

I didn't even carry President Mofe till the second day after delivery and yes I wasn't head over heels immediately

feddy27:
3. Spend a lot of skin-to-skin time with your baby so you can bond.

Abeg help me explain this one well

feddy27:
4. It’s okay to hold your baby as much as you want – you can’t spoil a baby.

That's how someone told me I hold President Mofe to close that I will spoil him and he will chewing gum me....Thank God I didn't listen and he no spoil

feddy27:
5. Crying is how newborns communicate.

At first the cries frustrate me but I adapted quickly

feddy27:
6. Listen to your instincts, not Dr. Google.

Motherly instinct is best

feddy27:
7. Babies have their own schedule; they will guide you. Don’t try to do everything by the book.

They come with their own manual

feddy27:
8. Nursing is natural but doesn’t necessarily come naturally – Don’t be disappointed if breastfeeding gets difficult or painful.

The difficultly and pains involved in breastfeeding almost made me feel like a looser at first

feddy27:
9. Watch breastfeeding videos if you need assistance.

I didn't bother.... If I can breastfeed the dad then I can breastfeed the son

feddy27:
10. What you eat after birth matters because it affects your baby’s diet if you decide to breastfeed.

As a matter of fact

11. Feeding on demand is 100% acceptable.

12. You are not a failure if you can’t breastfeed.

feddy27:
13. Formula feeding doesn’t make you a bad mother.

I couldn't have being able to handle Mofe's appetite without formula feeding.....He's a foodie and I like am like that

feddy27:
14. Never leave home without extra breast pads and another set of clothes for you and baby.

I learnt this lesson the hard way....Mofe show me shege

feddy27:
15. You will lose the baby weight but you may never wear those jeans again – your body shape may change.

Funny enough I still rock my old jeans but I feel fat tho'

feddy27:
16. You will have bad days, but loads of good ones too.

I can relate.

feddy27:
17. Don’t forget to take time for yourself.

18. Don’t forget to take time for your partner.

I tried a lot on this and still trying but e no easy

feddy27:
19. Remember marriage will never be the same after a baby, a lot changes.

How can e remain the same Someone will be kpekusing that's when Mofe will wake and interfere. Even if one is on the road to cloud 9, you have to return

20. Date nights are important.

feddy27:
21. Make time for sex. Schedule it if you have too.

Like a timetable

feddy27:
22. Sex can be painful the first few times after birth.

Was not painful at all....in fact it got better

23. Post Natal Depression is a reality.

24. Don’t beat yourself up over every little thing.

25. It is okay to have a meltdown.

26. Invest in a baby carrier – it will make life easier when you alone at home and need to get work done.

27. Your baby will puke or poop all over you at least once.

28. Buy lots of bibs .

29. Buy nasal spray.

30. Cut baby’s nails when he is sleeping.

31. If you have a son – make sure his private part faces down when you put the diaper on. Trust me, this definitely does matter!

32. Co-sleeping is acceptable and might be the only way you get some sleep.

33. You won’t stay friends with the same people once you’ve had a child. That’s okay

34. Find support groups. This thread is a good example

35. Everyone feels unprepared.

36. If you don’t want to be judged, stop judging.

37. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

38. Expect that each baby will be unique.

39. Let the laundry pile up.

40. Your mom and mother-in-law might get pushy and expect you to do things a certain way. It’s okay to tell them you’ve got everything under control, even if you entirely don’t.

41. Let your husband or partner do things his own way.

42. You will appreciate your own mother so much more now that you a mom too.

43. Stay at home moms feel guilty just as working moms do but it just may be for different reasons.

44. Parenting isn’t a competition.

45. Spending the entire day in pyjamas is acceptable.

46. Every baby reaches milestones at different ages.

47. Time really goes fast with a baby around and soon she will be a year old… than 2-years old.

48. Politics become more important now that you have a family.

49. Take pictures with YOU in them.

50. Write down the special moments… like the first walk, first time baby said “Dada”.

51. You don’t have to enjoy every moment.

52. Forgetting things is normal.

53. Laughter is the best medicine.


Happy Reading

Culled from You, Baby and I[/quote]

Feddy27 am about to stress your mention today....beat me when u catch me

Fortius:
@tyconcepts...i knw na nd no b only mumi ekene,wen i wan pick d name,i no say sum mamas teeth go remove finis...na 2 dey use parker pack dem 32s nd its as if Liftedhands don chop a big cockroach abi why d sleepiness na infct am eagerly waitin for 2nd missionary journey for ma Olami nd ma Ekene..MyOhMy!

Here comes trouble....Me I cannot go and coman fight o! This one that your name want to render people toothless xo

#I was not here

Liftedhands:
Tyconcepts good you are heading to the clinic nothing much for us to say here! You are doing all the necessary already. Keep him hydrated like frotius said.
Kisses to our presido with the presidential poo smell

At the clinic already....waiting for our turn.

Fortius mummy Ekene has murdered your moniker oooo

HELP ME!!!

President Mofe gave me a scare over the weekend. He woke up on Friday with a serious temperature so I gave him PCM (I thought it might just be the stress of his running around lately coz since he started walking, he doesn't rest and sometimes the walks goes with mild falls) and managed him till evening, I also noticed his pooing became excessive as in I had to use like 5diapers and each change comes with poo (I administered Emgly 200mg/5ml which was recommended to control the poo) but this time, the smell wasn't presidential (Have had issues with him pooing like this before and thought it was because he is growing his first tooth but was advised to be mindful of the things he puts in his mouth since he now moves around). For Mofe's sake I mop the whole floor thrice a week to control dirt but the pooing & temperature hasn't stopped + his usual appetite for food is gone + catarrh, all this over the weekend. I'm taking him to the health center this morning but mamas tell me how to handle this from your experience. Una know say I be first timer.




All this my plenty open & close brackets tho'


cc : kaffy4bill, liftedhands, blessedmum, modath, zaynie, fortius, mitchyy

cc : All Sabi Mamas

Mummy Hansel a.k.a mitchyy abeg no turn Esof1 pikin to the haemaphrodite abeg

The haemaphrodite thing cracked me up

Pineng 10000mah power bank....2yrs and still counting.

firsttymum:
Haaaaa
Only u? Kikikikikikikikiki

Only me one

enkaydewdrop:
Golde.nruby and tyconcepts, if you know the stress wey this bulk mention dey give me ehn... I have to involve my pen and paper in the matter...

Please, let me continue with my "individual mention" na...
Bikonu...

No individual mentions bikonu...sorry for us & this thread before seun pursue us comot

mitchyy:
Your teamies are those who are due in same month as you are. Watch out for them. The captain will add you to the next roll call.

Dues are e-gifts that are sent to our accountant general aka senior mama Zaynie. It can either be in the form of dollars, tomatoes, rice or fuel.

Pls add garri to the list.....Garri is gradually turning to gold as a basket now sells for #700 here

cc : nifeseun

mitchyy:
*sneaks into beach*

*pees inside*

*runs away with pant halfway down*

Fortius plz help me drag Enkaydewdrop out of the beach oooo....Mitchyy has weewee inside

Wicked somebody

buccee:
Shu
the rate Enkay just de faint anyhow, me go just use speed enter house carry jay Bobo to my house. Nobody go tell her not to faint again.
Na to de use money con look him for my domain

*hides from bullet*

Hide from bullet ke....who faint no fit shot nada

firsttymum:
Do u know that A guy sent me 500 airtime and he was promoted at work?
The next day, a lady sent me 1000 and got engaged to a very rich man.
The next day, another guy sent 2000 and he was granted a visa to d U.S.A.
Don't b left out! Why not send yours now and give your testimony.
The higher the amount you send, the bigger your miracle.
Don't be left out! Hurry now b4 I stop collecting...#etisalat only.

Whoa!!! This miracle don reach your side Abeg make we join forces together and start a church, I can be treasurer and secretary at the the same time. My multitasking spirit on on another level.

Kontinue!

temmy2103:
"Ebami kigbe OLE!!!"

Abeg ask mama Nkechi close to you to give you a bottle of Orijin....#BillsOnMe


Feddy27...Every pregnancy with its unique package. You will be fine.

Enkaydewdrop has upgraded to bulk mention
... Mama Jay toh gbaski

Fortius:
singing tiwa savage song***if i start to sing,u pple go scare away wt my croaky voice*** i no wan mak enkay dey speak in tongue...her faintings spells don go gaga o..mak dem call d mama wt d koboko ..mumi tyconcepts to wake her oo

Runs into thread with eyes popping**** Drags Enkaydewdrop to the beach and throws her in while praying and kabashing against fainting spells....

Fortius please dip her in the water and hold her till she "unfaint". Am coming let me boobirize President Mofe so he won't drown me in his pool of drooling

MuttleyLaff:
The ANYTHING in that sentence, is a hyperbole
because in the real sense, you're to ask for anything within reason, ask for anything within your remit
If you ask the wrong thing, ask the wrong way, ask the wrong side of God, ask the wrong time, ask the whatever left not mentioned and you'll be a long time waiting for request to be grant

Sukkot is not an attention seeker but a bohemian

Prayer is the key, not faith
Faith is part of all the ingredients
Faith is part of a whole lot of other dynamics of getting prayers answered



Praying hard, having the biggest faith and zero doubts, wont stop you obeying the law of gravity, jumping of a tall storey building without a parachute

Click on a wrong part of any Nairaland page, hoping for a page load, is pointless
Such action of clicking or typing on a wrong section, of any Nairaland page is incapable of producing any useful result
because Seun (i.e. the god of Nairaland) hadnt coded anything to that section of the page to respond, obey or react to

STFUareyouG0d says below: Not all prayers are answered
Luke 18:1, Jesus teaches that men always ought to pray and not lose heart
This within reason, ask within your remit
Pray not the wrong thing, pray not the wrong way, pray not the wrong side of God, pray not at the wrong time,
in short, be 24/7 in communication with God without wavering

#IlearntAlot.....

pweeryambre:
maybe it's because prayer/faith without works means nothing.

Mannas no longer fall from heaven so prayer + faith + work = Success.

Golden jubilee....Now that's what am talking about.

They lived in a time where if something is broken they fix it not throw it away.

pweeryambre:
But they are the ones that usually have the biggest faith... because nothing in their possession to think about while they pray.

That's what we think....But doubt within kills faith.

sukkot:
well dayumm

Clap for yourself darling....You have bin noticed.

Flexherbal:
Ca prayers be answered without faith?

Faith is our key as Christians....Its the hope/evidence for things not seen.

pweeryambre:
How come wretched people pray more and they are still poor...

A lot has to do with faith.

We already have an open cheque being Christians....."God said, ask ANYTHING in my name".

Beautiful and respectful woman + plenty money.


I wanna be just like you when I grow up

#iCelebrateYou