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ahnie:
its also FOC in asaba general hospital

Ahnie darling....U haff hide since or is it MS that's dealing with you personally ni?

How's sissy Zino and Mr Ahlex?

#MissYou

Fortius:
Gladiator mama Mofe..mak i dey waka wt my shoulder padded ego...enkaydewdrop u shii..i don elevate o,no try me o??

Someborri have bin set-up and she hasn't realized till she go around looking for trouble...hmmmmmm

Kontinue!

Fortius:
**owo mi loke** but mumi tyco.ncepts na Gen.yEbere nd sim.ababe be d forum food tormentor oayam innocent o even mumi za.ynie don join sef

Oya coman take hug and add (No homos). Anyborri that find your trouble in this house, call me and I will show with my iron kpata & bras

Fortius:
mama tyconcepts nd dexterush no go finis my tummy oo...as am cookin i jst dey laff,hotpot don burn me hands sef

as i dey luk am enkaydewdrop go soon register here again o..hoohaa ko,yaayuu ni

The hand burn well well Raise it up let me see it properly

When you dey cook to chop alone and torment people with pinshure nko

The way you and prettyhurts dey wish enkaydewdrop another missionary journey so, I dey suspect una .... Enkaydewdrop abeg just zip up after all woman shall not leave by kpekusing alone.

Liftedhands:
Iya Mofe the presido! Thanks mama but you still wanna comman collect agent fee from me

The hospital go accommodate me sha cos Na only born I wan come born dia! Afterwards Na back to lasgidi

Lailai....You need resident permit of 5yrs + before you enjoy our free maternity here. Also hope you know you require visa before traveling to Warri


#BraggingRights

dexterush:
Lolz at *born Mofe via mouth*

No vex,your weight too much dats why I no fit carry you reach ocean

You and enkay I dey watch una two with 10D,mak I close leg before I see by force iron sponge inside(there is power in the tongue).

Na forklift + crane you go take carry me go the ocean

Enkaydewdrop oya come with the hypo, dettol, izal, detergents, scrub (iron sponge is already here) let me help you hold her legs so you can wash her properly and help her get rid of those cobwebs before spiders begin inhabit the place for the rightful and lawful owner.

modath:
Emi re mama Mofe Alayo, Alalubarika.. missed you too my sis...I dey lurk sometimes, (I'm offline a lot these days though) and do post on a few occassion.. kisses to my boy.

I see you dear....Abeg lurk so I don't miss you much. How's Egbon K....Mofe is loyal to his government

Liftedhands:
Mu.mgb just relax and follow your doctors order! Gestational diabetes is as its named! You dont have to be a sugar consumer to have it, ( though being overweight increases the risk of having it)

Happens when pregnant and it goes away immediately you deliver.

Though you stand a risk of having a very big baby so they may opt for a cs! Work close with your doctor and all will be well.

Tyconcepts Na private I born o! Mbok the cs plus my one month hospital stay chop almost 1mila from us o! Excluding drugs sef.

Seeing my son makes it all worth it.

That warri free delivery still dey on? I fit move there o

Ekene is worth all the milla in this world.

E still dey on o! I fit begin help you find house based on agent fee

mitchyy:
Are you serious?? My next baby, i must travel home and deliver there o.
The price for CS in my hospital here is killing. They are competent but its just too expensive. Kai!

Kikikikikikikiki....If you come Warri na xo xo pregnant women you go see because of free maternity.

The free maternity care is the only thing I enjoyed for government stories

The price my private hospital here gave me for CS almost made me born Mofe via mouth

dexterush:
*pours her a drum of water* is it OK or should I bring hose?

You for kuku dip me inside ocean Oya take iron sponge join the things wei enkaydewdrop give you make you scrub the jajana properly

enkaydewdrop:
So, what will happen to my breast during kpekusing na?

Cos my hubby too said he will not taste it...
So, his mouth wee nor touch there for the next one year?
Izit fair?

Your breast is on leave.... Breastpension

enkaydewdrop:
Mbok, we paid heavily for mine oh...
Heavily...
It still saddens me till date...

In my case, it was strictly God. Never knew everything concerning maternity in Delta State general hospital was FREE until the need arise. Everything was handled well and the theater was well equipped (I have never bin a fan of general hospitals until Mofe's birth).

enkaydewdrop:
Izit not the one dey chook inside hoohaa...
Won't it be painful...?

Na only mouth you get.....Who get time for condoms when water don pass garri

In fact #BabyDustToYou

[quote author=dexterush post=47601538][/quote]Cobwebs

Someone plz pour me water *****fainted****

enkaydewdrop:
Haba!!!
Them go still cut my skin again?

Wo!
Be like say na condom go win am last last oh...
Ahnahn!

Why not go for coil IUD?


#Suggesting

funmz:
But i will like to know how much c.s costs in general hospitals so as to compare costs. My hospital is charging 180k.

I did mine in Central hospital, Warri and it was FREE. I only paid for blood (didn't use it and I got a refund) and drugs.

Private hospitals charges up to 180k and even above.

Sabi mamas let's hear from you guys.

zaynie, mitchyy, liftedhands, enkaydewdrop e.t.c

Senior modath where are you....Have missed you olorun

mitchyy:
Imagine what happened two nights ago!!!


I finally got a breastpump because breastfeeding Hansel every hour was getting too exhausting for me. I was happy that i can finally rest at night while dh or mil feeds Hansel with the expressed milk.

I expressed 120mls before going to bed. I was happy that Hansel's stomach will be full.

Only for dh to wake me up at night when i was already in cloud 9 that the milk was not enough for Hansel. I got up and saw that some milk was still remaining in the bottle. Dh said Hansel refused to drink it again.

I had to sit up and breastfeed him.

The next day morning...

While i was breastfeeding Hansel, dh was just looking at my bweast and said he didnt know breastmilk was this sweet... Huh?

He said it tastes like sugar. I asked him how he knew. He said he sipped it yesterday after Hansel refused to drink again

How person husband go dey drink e wife breastmilk?

I just weak! Nothing wey person nor go see for this motherhood journey. Lol

Is there any law against the bolded

You no gree give son of man jajana so na to change course to bweastmilk ... Kikikikikikikikiki

DH try o even me no gree taste my own breast milk and papa Mofe no even try am at all

Just when I thought I was badt.....XX01 stole the crown.


Kontinue!

Whatta poetic BS.....Iyawotuntun deserves a medal. Congrats strong woman.


#iCelebrateYou

Cheers to a strong woman.

goldenruby:
Mama Ekene, that lady's post just reminded me of an old aunt, She was TTC'ing on her own jejely, believing God, until a lady introduced her to alfa/pastor/doctor/magician. The man na all in one. It started with "don't pay a dime, until you see result" we all told her those lines are also used by scammers but she no gree. This lady sold all she had, borrowed until she was disgraced and now she has finally returned to her home town.

Make person get conscience to want to scam a TTC mother, even the devil is in shock. I just weak for some level of hustle for this country.

Our hustle for this country dey on another level....Even the devil is afraid.

nggie:
Mamas enkay mitchy anak1 tyconcept....cute babies ya gat there...God bless n keep them.

Thanks mama...God bless you.

BUT you have murdered all our monikers o! Add "s" to mine and the extra "y" to mitchyy then mama Hansel is enkaydewdrop

Liftedhands:
Fotius
Enkaydew.drop
Tyconcepts
Enq.ue

The matter taya me o! How 4months belle go big like that?

E no possible....Na ball she swallow. Make she tell us another story or gerarahia mehnnnn

enkaydewdrop:
Oooooh...
You no like beta thing?

Take it by faya by force....

Amen....I concur

cc : prettyhurts

Prettyhurts:
Please enkaydew.drop flip the boobs oooo, ayam ready to help you and store the brezzmik. Which pata again, pata wey I no dy wear again so in case if im change mind nothing will be a hindrance.

Korrupt woman....Spoil me not ****covers eye with clothe****

Liftedhands:
My bad (was caught up in ttc)I saw the cuties yesterday all of them is mwahhh

Tyconcepts Iya presido one and only Chief Igwe Mofe I sight my boy o! Looking dapper

Iya Ekene 1.....Didn't see my boy yesterday o!

Happy birthday FINA4804...You will never know a better yesterday.

Liftedhands:
Abeg team December favourdmom mbok benignaswee'ty is in your team? That mama is creating drama in TTC thread una bump don dey show like this? She posted this picture there yesterday claiming its her when mamas busted her for trying to dupe them with her frivolous claims of knowing someone who can solve their TTC 100%

Is it possible for this bump to be due in December? And she's carrying Singleton o

December all yonder and the bump don look like a minute to drop

Prettyhurts:
Blowing baby dust to enkaydewdrop and mitchyy. , 7weeks now I never do anything, told DH no reinkot no kpekus. Now na me dy suffer am, already begging him to just do one and he's telling me is till after 3months. Who even send me talk.

Waiting for enkaydewdrop to flip boobs n rush come pounce on you....then mitchyy go join tear your pant for this dust wei u dey share so

Meanwhile one bottle of Orijin for your DH...Shei na you start the suspension game...Na you will know who the boss is

enkaydewdrop:
He reeeeeeeeeally looks like a president...

He's a cutie...

You are looking at the 1st Itsekiri president of the Federal republic of Nigeria

Thanks sweerie. How's bobo Jay? Didn't see pinshure yesterday but with a mouthed mummy like you, am double sure he is a cutieeeee + pie. for him.

sayoddy:
tyconcepts good to see Mofe. Our bald head baby that rocked thread cuties when I was still pregnant. Now a big boy, God bless you dear.

He has evolved from bald to semi afro How is our buriful babbbbby March? Blessings sweerie.

MsPat:
Tyconcepts, iyabe.tajos......make una fear God o! which one be kpekus kpekus every wia? Una be bad womans.....shuuu!

Honorable Mspat....You wan form form here abi if na you na 1week to go take before reporting back to official "duties" Meanwhile Kpekus is BAE How's my darling Olarinmade and Aderinmola?? to them.

ozycy:
Cute bobo's GOD bless them
Mitc.hyy melly.245.

Bless you too darling.

Fortius:
..d face makes sense nd d pose,bless u boy!

We are blushing.... Bless you dear.

mitchyy:
Yayyyyyyy!!!!!

See the way i almost jumped at seeing Mofe's pic. Lol. I've missed this boy.

See how he's grown. Kisses to him and well done mama!

No jump fall on top my cutie pie Hansel oooo!

He has grown so much and I thank God every minute #grateful.

I saw a glimpse of cherry Hansel....Bobo fresh pass today bread...chai! for a job well done. God bless you.

beyedew:
.. God bless u kiddo.

Bless you too ma'am

melly245:
bobo toh badt

Mama toh fresh. Thank you.

Fortius:
so dis is d almighty mofe..cute dude

Yes ma'am....This is the humble me and this is my real face o!

mitchyy:
Ehen!!! You see? Dey are just making me scared unnecessarily.

Dh is not asking for kpekus sha but the way that thing is always dangling in front of me, i know its starving.

#OkBye

Abeg sorry for the son of man and givam the thing. Man shall not live by bread alone

President Mofe For #ThreadCuties

Iyabetajos:
Biko biko i kpekused 4weeks after cs and it was mehn.....EXPLOSIVE(we were consoling ourselves)

Thought I was the only one in this....4weeks and I was back in biz. I can't go and coman keel myself.


Man must hold something.

yankosbaba:
Look at this idiot spouting rubbish here. You deserve to stoned.

Stoned is too lenient..... He should be crucified up-side-down.

mrkayusfit:
Only Allah knows what really transpired between the woman and her assailants that day. She might be preaching inciteful messages that were too hard to bare. Even tho i condemn the action of the killers, by preaching around a mosque makes her actions daring. It's like an imam coming to preach in a church territory. I suggest the government ban street evangelism so cases like this can be averted in future. It is wrong to go around with megaphone and start preaching as early as 5am when people are resting. Those who blame Islam for her death are just displaying ignorance. We cannot use the action of few to judge the entire muslims. Islam remains a peaceful and tolerant religion.

You just indirectly pointed out that the evangelist assailants are from the "very peaceful religion group" and as peaceful as they are they find anything that is not in their line of thinking "daring". Please make a list of murdered Imams and also tell me if your bell that disturbs early in the mornings calling you guys out for prayers doesn't disturbs others. Please how many of those bell ringers have being murdered? Sometimes I wonder how you guys painstalkingly defends your religion when it sees no harm in murdering people in cold blood. You call for evangelism to be banned....Your damn ambulation (hope I got the spelling right) that constitutes nuisance should have bin banned since 000BC.

Peaceful and tolerant indeed.

temtop005:
Does it support OTG AND can the fonts be changed without rooting

Supports OTG....

kotias003:
How? How did you watch the video?!!!.
I couldn't. I tried and tried. Even DH couldn't. It's not for the faint hearted o.

DH couldn't stand it but I saw it though its emotional and really not for the faint hearted.