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Dayjhihannon01: Hbd Buddy... Blast da day en do anyhow..

Yes boss!!! I appreciate.

daveP: Tymax.... HBD. More years to come!

Thank you bro. I appreciate.

3cycle: Nawao ... Becareful with that tymax o, he is ...

Hehehe bet why? I'm a gentle soul. I can't even hurt a fly.

3cycle: Marriage counsellor kwaa?
Sister ??

You be man?

MizMyColi:

Happy Baiday to Ty
Happy Baiday to us you.
Happy Baiday Dear Tymax

Happppyyy Baaiiiiday to Youuuuuu

That's my Prof! Believe me, I appreciate this deeply.

God bless you.

Plus...
I am tempted to suspend my e-assault on women-folk...

3cycle: Happy birthday oga Tymax
Many more years ahead

Madam 3cycle the marriage counsellor. Thank you my sister.

rozzay: Haba temgracie today is ur boo bday. Eeeeehya HBD dear. Oya brink bottle make I break for ur head

Rosie Baby! Padi mi to sure.

Thank you very much.

Elantracey: happy bifhday , all the best.

andromida: HBD

ideee03: HBD...more fulfilling years ahead.

izaray: HBD dearl, WULLP!

Thank you very much. You have made my day. God bless you.

missyhorlah: May all ur dreams come thru as u add anoder year to ur years today..HBD tymax

Thank you dear. God bless.

temigracie: I hope this is not coming too late....

From the deepest part of my heart, I wanna wish you a happy birthday...I pray you ll witness more and more of this in good health, peace, love in Jesus name...

Though we are far apart...though distance might not allow somethings to happen...I want you to know you are my super-sweetheart and honey....You are special and sweet...

I am happy....I met you at the right time.....

Amen. Awww thank you Temi baby. This means a lot to me. I am glad I met you and followed you and I'm happy you followed back.

God bless you dear. Oya take one ogbonge kiss: Gbam!

dytbabe: who is boss?

abeg go bring octopus and frog mk we chop jor

Hehehe. I hear say na balance diet.

Waiter, Abeg sonsh Dytbabe 2 full plates of fried cockroach and fresh frog.

Mynd44: Happy baiday oooo

Thanks boss!

keypad1: have a sexful birthday celebration.

Choi!

Thank you very much

dytbabe: Ou are a year older today, may God increase u in everyway
Have a fun filled and stresslees birthday

Awwww Thank you very much.

Dudes are always appreciative. Big ups to my homies. They are ever loyal.

Conversely, babes love to feel entitled. I like to disabuse them

Move: to steal e.g Guy, wait o, dem don move my phone.

Kpai / mod : to die/kill e.g Eeya, Biggy don kpai.
Na so dem mod the guy sha

Bar: means money e.g My bros get bar (my bro has money)

Kishi: means money too e.g Chairman, u bring d kishi?

Confam: approved, acceptable (I really can't explain this ) e.g
Guy 1: O boy see that babe.
Guy 2: omo! Na confam!

Grab: to be muscular e.g
Guy 1: You see d guy? E tall?
Guy 2: E grab join sef.

Control: To make phone call e.g Na your number? Okay, I go control you this night.

Repping Lagos fresh boys Jor o!

Me, marry myself? Nah! We are too alike.

Those NCC people know about the harassment but they won't do anything because of bribe.

Nigerians must bear it. The officials of the regulating body have sold our privacy to these networks. Useless people.

The day you will try it with army woman, na dat day your deliverance go complete.

01emek: Am 6ft 3 (or even more). Tall ( check ma pic).. Am also suprise, the last time i checked its 64kg that was 3 year ago.

Guy you are fit.

mstik: if you know, then why ask?

I didn't.

mstik: Sorry, I don't share that number

Lol. Ladies don't tell their age, height or weight. But we know those figures

How tall are you? You should be at least 5ft 10 to weigh that much. Even with big bones.

See as you just tied my arms. So what should we do?

Waiter, give him one mighty bowl of nkwobi dia!

OP, I don't need to tell you that you have spoken well.

See as love dey shack her

Rotfl

Abeg no burst my belle o.

Come, so nobody wants to assume that he/she may be joking? Why is everyone serious like this? Where is the love?

Thank you very much OP. Your head dey there. Woman wrappers may insult you but if they don't, who will?

naijasaint: dnt get me wrong... But most yoruba ladies are more loving when u can flow in thier language..am talking from experience..

Guy please edit that part of your post. It has tainted the message you wanted to pass across.

Na wa o.

CAUTION
Nothing wrong with dating or marrying your fantasy. Date or marry someone who attracts you. But even when you meet him and catch his eye, please don't throw yourself at him.

Approach it like a business deal. Let the parties have clear understanding of their respective values.