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If he were rich, like Mad Rich, there wouldn't be any confusion and any pastor who'd tell you not marry him would be labelled fake.

Better dump him so that a worthy lady can step in abeg.

Rabbish!

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MORE MONEY
MAD MONEY

Jealousy - Remedies ft Pasuma Wonder

Shako Mo - Remedies

Iyawo Asiko - Nomoreloss

Flash back friday tins

dytbabe: Touch my body - mariah carey

Come! All these songs since...only you.

Narrow-minded females.

dytbabe: Test!!!
I have foolishly done lots of that
Tested by faking preggy
Tested by not calling or reaching out

Bt guess what, I feel it actually don't worth it, while do I intentionally wanna hurt myself

Men aint worth that
Trust me
Bunch of failures

Chai! You dey harsh o.

Afrok: especially those ones with microscopic eyes that can magnetize the cash at hand and cash in bank

lwkm

It's bad. That's a poor excuse.

temigracie: hehehehehehe...

Trying to imagine you chopping cane.....

Hehehehe It wasn't sweet o. But we dey dust cane wella.

Hmmm bad pikin full here.

Anyway, my primary school days were rather uneventful but secondary school was the bomb. I had great friends. We played football. Dat one na normal. I be keeper (or back man if na monkey post).

We'd save up our pocket money and head to "game house" on friday. Mortal Combat... Liu Kang Brutality: YBY Block AXAXBBY ; Killer Instinct: Cinder - >>y>>x

Didn't enjoy basketball sha. My hand never touched the rim till I graduated

I played table soccer (with biro cover and button) Omo, enough tournament tins.

Then there was this paper game o. You'd flick your pen to draw a line that would cross your opponent's shape after which you'd draw your own shape at the end of your line. I chop cane ontop dis one.

A girl, then two boys.

temigracie: ...lol...

Mr Thomos, are you doubting it??...

Oya, enter studio release single make we hear

dytbabe: D

U and this guy ehn
I never see


Ladies, its hot in here
Can I take off my shirt

Lol. I just don't like the way ladies scream for him. And that Iyanya will now be rolling waist for them. Just because he gat muscle.

3cycle: I cry when I'm angry or depressed.
Cry because of a man? A dust? Mere mortal?
Godforbid

Abegi!! Stories that touch

So you never cry because of your guy?

temigracie: ...LOL...

I had the craziest and fun-filled childhood ever.....As a skill-ful dancer and singer, I ll parade the neighbourhood in the evening after school....

I danced to songs like:

Ele pami layo..Iro, iro nla
Ele pami layo...Iro, iro nla...bla bla bla

Hmmm skillful singer.

temigracie: 3 will be perfect...2 girls and 1 boy....

Those 2 girls are gonna be twins.....That means I ll kill two birds with one stone....

After the third one, I ll start doing Olomoge again....

I see

Afrok: If ur proposal involves money whether it's relationship or not, I think some naija babes won't put U on hold for long before accepting ur proposal.

GBAM! In fact, before you speak, they will answer

3cycle: HMmmmm

Well done

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OP, which kine question be dis? My guy, ALL mature ladies have cried or will cry because of a guy.

It's worse when she'll be crying in his presence and he's clueless about the reason she turned on her tap. Then her friend will come and embrace her and look at you with one bad eye even though you don't know anything

I remember the first time a lady cried because of me. I was utterly confused. "Sorry" would only make it worse. I tried to be logical but na lie.

Smh. They just like crying.

"Faint" is too much sef. She wouldn't even dare scream his name unless she wants to go home alone that day.

Especially if it's that Iyanya guy.

farano: No

Arva: That's gross but that doesn't rule out the fact that many women do it these days. Its awkward.

Forming

So you can sleep with your husband but not fart in his presence. Hmm!

Hmmm money has changed hands.

God bless Mama Rozzay. Long life and a sweet old age in health and wealth.

I was passing by and I smelled party rice. So I say make I branch.

3cycle: Ofcourse you can never tell if he might decide to pick one of them and take them to obodo oyibo to See white men.

I know a lady (20yrs) who just got married to a (43yr) old guy based abroad. The mum claims he is wealthy and doing well abroad but since he married her she hasn't been able to get her papers so she can join him. She now has a child for him but hasn't seen him for two years now.
Some girls are lucky while some are just unlucky with them "awana awana"boys.

Choi Two whole years! "Hit and run" tins. You can imagine how she bin dey form before... Rejecting all her former toasters. Now she's locked up in a loveless marriage. Oh well, at least he married her.

This is for learners jor.

3cycle: Money is good but the love of money is evil

who dey preach?

That reminds me. There was a thread some days ago about a Rich young man based abroad who was complaining about naija babes and their fake love. I was surprised that none of the NL chics took offence.
They didn't even challenge the veracity of his claims. Why? Because he's based abroad and he claims to have money. See as all of them dey form understanding, caring chics.

My sister, naija babes like imported sontin. Why? Because of the illusion of money.

3cycle: E don change o... Here. In the oil city, babes are hustling for engineers working with oil companies especially them boys benefiting from oil subsidies....

Ladies and money....

Tannie: Personally I love tall and dark guys but no matter how tall and dark a guy is, the most important thing to me is his relaionship with God and how he treats his mother.

Gbam! This lady knows what she is saying!

3cycle: Nowadays babes are wiser ooo...
We now know that all that Glitters are not gold, especially those ones based in the UK, nothing to show for the years spent there.

Smh

If I hear


Ladies... falling for janded brothers since 1960

I wonder what Fayose is afraid of. Why can't he allow the law to take it's course? After all, he's a PDP member and so, his case cannot be brazenly bungled.

It is also curious that the Police stood aside and allowed the mob into the premises to distrupt the tribunal. This singular act speaks volumes about the future of Nigeria's democracy.

Come 2015, we would find INEC and the Security forces openingly supporting PDP. There is no leveL playing ground. Imagine! The Police took sides with the mob. This is a shame.

Sadly, he who pays the piper dictates the tune.

temigracie: ..Tanks, sweets...

[pours water into kettle] Baby, how do you want your coffee??..With honey or sugar??

Lest i forget.....Ty, the toasting machine developed fault last time I used it....what are we gonna do about it??....Should I fry akara instead??

Akara? Fry it. And put small sugar in the coffee. Thanks dear. I owe you one ferrari

temigracie: Okay ooo....I ll do this only on one condition...

COme and gist with me in the kitchen....

Okay baby. Let go there

temigracie: You put charm for mouth??...Hmmmmm....I know your plan...It cant work....

Manage the remaining custard...I ll prepare Indomie for you in the evening as promised....

Young woman, enta dis kitchen now. See bread and egg dia! Oya toast am sharpaly make hungry nor wounjure me na.