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SpcAgtOko: There should be an option to like signatures

Thanks boss.

temigracie: hian!!!...you take style stingy ooo...


Lets forget about the spoon....I ll use my hand....nah 5 hand i go chop be that...

Mmm? Just like that? No o. Go and wash your hand with soap and water five times then come and join me.

[Meanwhile plate is now half empty ]

ggrin:

See her o! Hehehe

neighy: pardon ma insolence but i no sabi use fork chop cake na 5 fingers tinz... ARE WE G00D 2 GO?

Yes o! Good to go!

Jbluv55: Welcome sir!!!

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

Happy Birthday sire . What shall we serve you?

Thank you.
[Looks around the VIP lounge] Wow, really posh lounge.

I'll have a bowl of goat meat pepper soup, please. And a smirnoff ice too.

temigracie: ha!!....issonfair oooo.....You know, there s love in sharing.....lets share this thing now...**tickles him**...

Just gimme 5 spoons pere....hmm...5 spoons pere ni oo...and i will comot...

5 spoons abi? Okay, you see dat baby spoon over ther? Ehn. That's what you will use. Go and wash it first. Don't worry I won't finish the food before you return. (Yinmu in my mind) [bones face]

TRADELYN: OK then...

*Drops ty's birthday cake for all to share.*

Boss. Wow! Thanks.

Let the choppings begin!

temigracie: Hian!!!....Am not your enemy now....


Oya...take matches ooo.....you can even decide to chop pounded yam...e no consign me again....**huuummmm**....

You sef no go fit talk am....at this time of the day....I cant stand up and cook for sombori....

Collects matches.
Slicing onions, pepper, carrots into my pot of indomie. (See as Temi dey do longer throat. Hmm! I carry eye comot o jare) Unwrapping my spicy, freshly-bought asun and grilled chicken.

Choi the aroma go wound dis babe o... But No mercy jor

Returning my neighbor, Temi's box of matches.

Food is ready. Serving myself a sizable portion. First things first... Make I lock door....

AfricanApple: ur own woman wrappering is worst than his.

remove the sand in your eyes before you clean the..... you know the rest

You call that woman-wrappering? Hmmm If I decide to wrap you properly,... Babe forget o. Nor be here. I go win award sef. But let me be humble.




Online woman-wrappering is the least of my persuasive skills.

AfricanApple: Pele o, go and take bread and satchet water

What?! I don't eat such bland meals.

temigracie: No!!!....I no get matches....

At this time....You wan chop at this tym??....Hmmmmm....e be like say you don forget wetin i tell you...

Make you soak garri go slip jare....

Babe, I'm not watching any weight again. My doctor said I should eat whenever I'm hungry. Don't be my enemy. Hand me the matches make I chop sontin. After all, I didn't ask you to cook for me.

vizkiz: under romance code sub section 429, that is called "woman wrapping"

I believe that was not a compliment. So case is null and void.

We know all those lofty things you wrote only work in movies. Naija babe go slap you and your rickety bicycle.
Flash the cash bro. Flash the damn cash!

AfricanApple: yinmu. well I didn't say its all wrong, I'm just saying d trend is too much. show maturity and send her a p.m biko

African apple... I like this moniker. Makes me feel hungry.

temigracie: Vizkid and Ty....EKu ise Oluwa....Oluwa a so agbara dotun....

Baby, thank you. I fit come borrow matches for your side? I wan cook indomie.

vizkiz: i thought of playing
turn on the light lil wayne

Badt

Woman wrappering is a shameful, demeaning act. Only thunder can successfully fire a defaulter to my satisfaction.

vizkiz: there's a reason why this thread had to be...

Of course... D love is shacking you na. Like pammy.

Oya, let me dedicate one song to you and MsAnne:

Next To You - Chris Brown ft Justin Bieber

vizkiz: ...but they are not "heartbreakers"

Hmmm... I will give it serious thought then. Me sef wan feel wetin una dey feel.

I don't think I'd open a thread to declare my "assets" just like you though. It can be dangerous; if you know what I mean.

vizkiz: Holy sh****

Ladies don't get that fine unless they're heartbreakers. As a rule, I suspect all of them fine ladies. I just feel they got something up their sleeves. ...From experience

vizkiz: ggrin is available

That heartbreaker?

vizkiz: them done get me

Watch out for episode two

Mehn! What am I waiting for?

Even you too?

temigracie: [s]

hiohiohiohiohio....

Women have rights....men have rights too....It is our right to be treated nicely, with love and care...It is our right to be respected by our men...

It is your right to be respected and to be loved too...

So, whats wrong about what i said, youngman??...Why do you wanna crucify me??...[/s]

Story of Yanibo and the Tortoise

temigracie: ... Awon bros wa nko??...Shey won toju yin daada??... Shey won fun yin ni right yin??....

"Right" bawo? Women be claiming right like it's in the constitution. Temi sweetie, I'll pardon you this time. Tomorrow if u type this kind thing again, omo, we go enta d same trouser.

safarigirl: this has to do with the insecurities of the Nigerian man. He happens to be a confused fellow who doesn't know what he wants between a dependent and an independent woman. They curse you out for being a leech and curse you out for being better than men. What a Nigerian man really wants is a woman who has aspirations, but not any higher than theirs. It's okay to want to be somebody, but make sure the spotlight remains on the man of the house

What the hell is that? Insecurity because of who? You assumptions amuse me.

Tessy10: abegiii,its not everytime jare...mine lasted for 7hrs
there was no amount of eba i did not eat,i eat i come tire
dey said i should eat enough yam,even join plantain i eat i tire
later they said dry garri is the solution,i eat plate of dry garri to no avail
na prayer i come start,na God just remove am
read ma post u go see where i gv d testimony for uniben thread

LWTMB o!

Ladies! Ladies!!! Duty to call? Duty? Like seriously?

MizMyColi: Ty Here's one of the few good men.

He must be my distant cousin. You know, it's in our blood. We are nice and faithful in our clan.

3cycle: Are we related abi na because ya babe dey here na him make I don turn sister abi?

Happy Birthday sha, manage this cake.

Hehehe, thanks for the cake... Even though it's ..." One kind"

Babe, today is my birthday. So I will not tackle anybody back. But tomorrow! Hehe! Tomorrow, I will be a Lion in the Jungle.

MizMyColi: What's this one forming now
Superstar.
That's all you have to say for such sincerity, seriously?
Park well joor.

Ah! No oooo! It's not like that. Temi knows I appreciate her so much that words fail me. I'm sure she knows my heart blesses her. She's very valuable to me. And she knows it.