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Girl: Hello Bae. Missed your voice- Boy: Hold it! What did you just call me? ![]() Girl: Bae na ![]() Boy: You repeated it? ![]() Girl: Aaah! But- Boy: So you calling me Poop? It's over! |
To Know You Lord - Tonéx Hmm! Pitch of life! Ad lib aaye. ![]() |
Just one? Why na? ![]() |
ayobase: any?Hehehe You didn't say before na Sandpaper hand is welcome. |
Tired of Being Alone - Al Green ![]() Groovy! Dedicated to ............ |
You see? When you people will not practice early. There was a thread on our "First Kiss" the other day. See my guys saying things like 500Level, final year, NYSC and so on. Some said secondary school (Senior class o). How many said they started in Primary school? Ehn? Zero. ![]() To all these small small chics, yabbing big brosses and making comparison, let me tell you; Oyinbo senior us for this thing. Forget. ![]() But, ah ah! I'm not this bad na. ![]() |
34! I don't know why some ladies will deliberately look so drab that you'd almost forget they exist. She's lucky her people didn't take her matter to the next level. She for hear am. Ladies, this is not a good example. The eggs don't come any fresher with age. |
imperiouxx: ![]() Falls from palm tree |
It irks me when ladies things like "all men cheat" or rubbish like that. There are many guys who do not cheat. Unfortunately, women like OP's friend have brother-zoned them "tay tay". ![]() PS I don't cheat. Never have, never will. ![]() |
So no one has seen this happen. well, that's good ![]() |
dytbabe: Giggles and taps himCòcks AK47 waiting patiently for any hand... ![]() |
MizMyColi: OhohohohhoTah! He is just trying to make you happy. ![]() The OP has spoken the gospel truth. I was a really caring guy in my past relationships. Somehow, the ladies I dated in Uni made me feel like something was wrong with me. They kept saying "Oh! Tymax I don't deserve you." Or "You deserve someone better" and useless "psyching" statements like that. Funny enough, they quickly "moved on" to rich, "happening guys" on campus and working-class dudes. NYSC time was a little better cos, I didn't commit anything to anyone. Na that time some babes clear me say guys are learners in the game. So many players among seemingly responsible church chics. Post NYSC; forget, I don wise up. No time to fawn over commonplace beauty. You say you fine, and so? I have now noticed that money, fame and leadership attract all, I repeat, ALL kinds of women. So forget what any woman wrapper tells you just to make your head swell. We know your secret. There's a relatively contemporaneous yet conversational idiom that says: "Money for hand, back for ground" - the thriving tenet among Naija babes. Forgive my epistle. |
temigracie: 4 months ago.... |
MizMyColi:Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa... I am glad we can reach a consensus. Shakes her soft hands |
MizMyColi: Different Strokes, Different Folks.See planned work ![]() |
MizMyColi: YeahPersonal tins. But the OP has a point. Money has become the sole fuel of naija relationships. Thanks to you ladies. |
temigracie: Money, shey??.....Ty, you need cane....Well I didn't mention money. Maybe it's your conscience. ![]() |
MizMyColi: The OP must have been high on cooked savanna grass and skunk while making that postHmm. I don't know why I smell pride in your comment ![]() |
temigracie: lwkmdfh.....I've deleted all of it na. Shuo |
temigracie: ...Am very sure the OP is a married man now...Probably. You can guess why she agreed to marry him ![]() |
Modified ![]() |
Imagine! Since 2012 o! MizMyColi Temigracie And others... Over to you. |
Modified ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: obituary ![]() |
Topic don finish? ![]() Please, thread closed abeg |
Chilug: Y are u guys so much into what woman want and what dy don't, this trend is getting old fashion. Op keep ur thought to ur sef. Guys pls! Pls!! Stop magnifying women, that in itself is annoying.Well said brother ![]() |
Hmmm. Someone in your family, or maybe one of your friends has to introduce the mummy thing to him. It'll be weird for you tell him: "Junior, call me mummy." ![]() Just saying... I'm really impressed cos you're so open-minded about this. ![]() |
ITbomb: I will update this comment when I see a Nigerian girl who would see free iPhone 6 for one night stand and rather prefer to work and earn money to buy Tecno M3 Looks like you won't be updating it anytime soo, ![]() |
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Sandpaper hand is welcome.

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