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RomanceRe: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Tymax(m): 11:41pm On Sep 18, 2014
Girl: Hello Bae. Missed your voice-
Boy: Hold it! What did you just call me? angry
Girl: Bae na undecided
Boy: You repeated it? shocked Bae is a Danish word for poop! angry
Girl: Aaah! But-
Boy: So you calling me Poop? It's over!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m): 11:27pm On Sep 18, 2014
To Know You Lord - Tonéx









Hmm! Pitch of life! Ad lib aaye. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander? by Tymax(m): 11:18pm On Sep 18, 2014
Just one? Why na? sad
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by Tymax(m): 6:32pm On Sep 18, 2014
ayobase: any?
even "sandpaper" hand?
Hehehe

You didn't say before na grin Sandpaper hand is welcome.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m): 5:56pm On Sep 18, 2014
Tired of Being Alone - Al Green
cool
Groovy!




Dedicated to ............
RomanceRe: Nigerians And Their Crazy Kissing Styles(pinchures Inclusive) by Tymax(m): 5:06pm On Sep 18, 2014
You see? When you people will not practice early. grin grin There was a thread on our "First Kiss" the other day.

See my guys saying things like 500Level, final year, NYSC and so on. Some said secondary school (Senior class o). How many said they started in Primary school? Ehn? Zero. angry

To all these small small chics, yabbing big brosses and making comparison, let me tell you; Oyinbo senior us for this thing. Forget. grin grin grin

But, ah ah! I'm not this bad na. cheesy
RomanceRe: How I Got My First Relationship Proposal At 34 by Tymax(m): 4:30pm On Sep 18, 2014
34! shocked hmmm you see how important looks are?

I don't know why some ladies will deliberately look so drab that you'd almost forget they exist. She's lucky her people didn't take her matter to the next level. She for hear am.

Ladies, this is not a good example. The eggs don't come any fresher with age.
HealthRe: Man Dies At Sperm Bank After 4th Donation In 10 Days (PHOTO) by Tymax(m): 4:26pm On Sep 18, 2014
imperiouxx: undecided

chinko things not dey last at work.

I'm not surprised
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Falls from palm tree
RomanceRe: Is Marriage Worth It?? by Tymax(m): 4:18pm On Sep 18, 2014
It irks me when ladies things like "all men cheat" or rubbish like that.

There are many guys who do not cheat. Unfortunately, women like OP's friend have brother-zoned them "tay tay". angry





PS
I don't cheat. Never have, never will. angry
RomanceRe: Ever Heard Of A Wedding Where The Joining Of The Couple Was Objected? by Tymax(m): 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2014
So no one has seen this happen. grin well, that's good grin
FamilyRe: Husband's Or Boyfriend's Reaction When You Told Him You Were Pregnant by Tymax(m): 4:01pm On Sep 18, 2014
dytbabe: Giggles and taps him
Come massage my feet
Còcks AK47 waiting patiently for any hand... grin
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 3:55pm On Sep 18, 2014
MizMyColi: Ohohohohho cheesy
Tymax, come and see for yourself.

As far as NL is concerned, I follow all the right people.


*Goes back to flexing my Alubarika*
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Tah! He is just trying to make you happy. tongue

The OP has spoken the gospel truth. I was a really caring guy in my past relationships. Somehow, the ladies I dated in Uni made me feel like something was wrong with me.

They kept saying "Oh! Tymax I don't deserve you." Or "You deserve someone better" and useless "psyching" statements like that. Funny enough, they quickly "moved on" to rich, "happening guys" on campus and working-class dudes.

NYSC time was a little better cos, I didn't commit anything to anyone. Na that time some babes clear me say guys are learners in the game. So many players among seemingly responsible church chics.

Post NYSC; forget, I don wise up. No time to fawn over commonplace beauty. You say you fine, and so?

I have now noticed that money, fame and leadership attract all, I repeat, ALL kinds of women.

So forget what any woman wrapper tells you just to make your head swell. We know your secret. grin

There's a relatively contemporaneous yet conversational idiom that says: "Money for hand, back for ground" - the thriving tenet among Naija babes.

Forgive my epistle.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Cry? by Tymax(m): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2014
temigracie: 4 months ago....

I was so so emotional back then...I almost cried my eyes out.....Lock myself in my room for hours (not days ooo)....
I ll come out and pretend as if everything was perfect....I dont i have done anything silly like that cos of a guy....
I really dont wanna go through that sh*t again......Honestly, heart-break is not easy....
cry
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2014
MizMyColi: angry No Time
Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa... I am glad we can reach a consensus.

Shakes her soft hands
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:45pm On Sep 18, 2014
MizMyColi: Different Strokes, Different Folks.
I'm only repping my kind angry
See planned work grin
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:35pm On Sep 18, 2014
MizMyColi: Yeah
bits of it don't hurt.

Especially to anyone that considers me a wasteangry
Personal tins. But the OP has a point. Money has become the sole fuel of naija relationships. Thanks to you ladies.
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:30pm On Sep 18, 2014
temigracie: Money, shey??.....Ty, you need cane....

Am very sure the OP was speaking from experience....Maybe some girls have shown him shege before??...
Well I didn't mention money. tongue Maybe it's your conscience. tongue
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:28pm On Sep 18, 2014
MizMyColi: The OP must have been high on cooked savanna grass and skunk while making that post huh.

Anyhoo, I'm not a GF to anyone (in that context) at the moment.
When I became one, if my man so much as suggests such (waste), no matter how subtle,
Sorry, I'm moving on.
It's only when you don't know your worth as a lady that you'll allow posts like this get to you (read my siggy).
Hmm. I don't know why I smell pride in your comment tongue
RomanceRe: Who Recovers From Heartbreak Quicker? Men Or Women? by Tymax(m): 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2014
temigracie: lwkmdfh.....

Girls suffer alot...it usually take alot of time before they recover....

Guys forget easily....
I've deleted all of it na. Shuo
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 2:05pm On Sep 18, 2014
temigracie: ...Am very sure the OP is a married man now...
Probably.

You can guess why she agreed to marry him cool
RomanceRe: Who Recovers From Heartbreak Quicker? Men Or Women? by Tymax(m): 1:48pm On Sep 18, 2014
Modified
undecided huh
RomanceRe: Seriously Girlfriends Are Nothing But A Waste by Tymax(m): 1:39pm On Sep 18, 2014
Imagine! Since 2012 o!

MizMyColi
Temigracie
And others... Over to you.
RomanceRe: 4 Things Never To Say To Your Girlfriend by Tymax(m):
Modified
angry
RomanceRe: Chivalry Is Dead…and Women Killed It by Tymax(m): 1:24pm On Sep 18, 2014
lawrenceunaa: obituary

This is to announce that:
Mr chivalry who was dislike by bi*why ladies is dead but his manhood lives on cheesy

He survived by, the nice guys and ladies

Dispised by nigeria ladies who preferred money tongue
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: What Your Say : Are Muslim Females Truly More Beautiful Than The Christian Ones? by Tymax(m): 1:20pm On Sep 18, 2014
Topic don finish? huh

Please, thread closed abeg
RomanceRe: How To Make A Great Woman Feel ADDICTED To YOU by Tymax(m): 1:16pm On Sep 18, 2014
Chilug: Y are u guys so much into what woman want and what dy don't, this trend is getting old fashion. Op keep ur thought to ur sef. Guys pls! Pls!! Stop magnifying women, that in itself is annoying.
Well said brother cool
FamilyRe: Is It Right? by Tymax(m): 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2014
Hmmm. Someone in your family, or maybe one of your friends has to introduce the mummy thing to him. It'll be weird for you tell him: "Junior, call me mummy." undecided

Just saying... I'm really impressed cos you're so open-minded about this. smiley
FamilyRe: Revive The Habit Of Self-sufficiency- For Every Nigerian Woman/girl by Tymax(m): 9:24am On Sep 18, 2014
ITbomb: I will update this comment when I see a Nigerian girl who would see free iPhone 6 for one night stand and rather prefer to work and earn money to buy Tecno M3
cheesy Looks like you won't be updating it anytime soo, grin
FamilyRe: Revive The Habit Of Self-sufficiency- For Every Nigerian Woman/girl by Tymax(m): 9:21am On Sep 18, 2014
shocked I don't believe a Naija woman wrote that. Maybe a guy hacked that account or something.

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